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#himbo my beloved <3
the-brolliologist · 4 months
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Some little knight guys from the little knight podcast <3
My friend called them the woodland queers,, ans you know what? I can see that for Angelo and Ale
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ALSO ARMOR??? HOW??? DOES IT WORK????
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nagitosstolenhand · 7 months
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brendan and aph doodle. ridiculously under appreciated duo
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killierkitten · 2 years
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headcanon: brahms is a himbo
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Conclusive Ending for Kingdom S2 (since Netflix sucks):
1. The Fake King baby goes back to his mother. It's fairly easy to prove that the Queen's corpse (which they have) was never pregnant and Guard Wife definitely was, so just give her the baby! Also, the Cho family is mostly dead, whom are you afraid of exactly?
2. Lee Chang becomes king and fixes all the things. The previous king died of zombie plague, write that down in the history books
3. My Beloved Himbo Cho Beom-pal and Seo-bi get married and she does her zombie science work on the side while helping him run things intelligently
4. Tiger Hunter Dude with the fake name becomes the new personal bodyguard of the king
I think everyone else is dead.
There. I fixed it.
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worthlessjunk · 1 year
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hi! I’m not dead!
Coming at you with more Brett! Here’s the nsfw alphabet :)
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): Brett needs a lot of aftercare, but he wants to make sure you’re taken care of too. He likes when you run your fingers though his hair. He needs to be told he did well and how he did well.
B = Body part (Favorite body part of theirs and also their fave body part belonging to their partner):
He’s pretty proud of his arms. He likes how they look holding you and he likes how you love them. His favorite part of you is your hands. He loves holding them, squeezing them to know you’re there. He loves how they look on his chest, how they pull on his hair. He loves how they make him submit quickly with gentle touches.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically): Brett has a breeding kink bc I say so. He also loves making you cum. Hearing you praise him and tell him how good he’s making you feel gets him going like crazy.
D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs):
He’s stolen your panties before
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?):
He definitely has experience from sorority parties. He knows where to find the clit quickly.
F = Favourite Position (This is obvious):
Riding. He loves when you take control of him.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous): he tries to be serious, but he’s so awkward he’ll crack a few jokes.
H = Hair (Do they pull it and do they like having it pulled / How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes):
He loves having his hair pulled. He keeps it trimmed and neat. He takes care of himself very well.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment?): He wants you to always feel special and loved, it’s his priority. That doesn’t mean he isn’t up for you destroying him though.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation): sometimes he gets so desperate he needs to. He has a slightly higher sex drive and needs you.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): he is OBSESSED with praise (I mean, are we surprised?) any praise sieves him wild. Hearing you call him a “good boy” makes him a mess instantly.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the dance with no pants): the bedroom. It’s comfortable and safe.
M = Motivation (What turns them on):
When you bite your lip. He doesn’t know why but it drives him wild. He thinks about your lips all over him and it’s a quick pipeline to a boner.
N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): Hardcore degrading. He’s okay with some light stuff, but being called worthless will break him.
O = Oral (Preference on giving or receiving, skill, ect.): He loves giving. He wants to please and loves making you feel good. He doesn’t usually ask for blowjobs but loves getting them.
P = Pace (obvi.): He tries to be slower to savor the moment, but sometimes you feel too good and he can’t help himself but buck into you.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often would they partake in one?):
He’s okay with a quickie, but he’s rather take his time with you and soak you in. But any opportunity to touch you is heavenly.
R = Risks (Are they open to experiment, do they take risks): Hes okay with exploring. He’s always wanting to try what you want to try, even if he’s a little nervous.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last):
He can last around 2, he puts a lot of effort in the first time so you are satisfied, so there’s not really a need for a round 2.
T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?):
Brett has a plug. He doesn’t like to admit it but you hurting that spot in him makes him crumble.
U = Unfair (Are they a tease, if so how much?): He can’t tease for the life of him. The moment you say please he’s giving it to you. He just wants you happy and wet.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make): He is a whimpering mess. Brett is very noisy and vocal. He tells you what he loves and when it feels good.
W = Weird fact (Self explanatory):
He’s a sub. A hardcore sub. He can dom, but he loves submitting and being good more than anything.
X = X-Ray (Pretty obvi): Brett’s entire thing is that he’s average. He’s about 6 inches.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive? How often will they want sex?):
He has a slightly higher sex drive. He will have it every few days if you’re up for it of course.
Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards): He always makes sure you’re okay first, but then falls asleep. Mostly because he feels comfortable with you, and safe.
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kaythefloppa · 2 months
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I come bearing wonders
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vespertineart · 2 years
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I found it not fair that Albedo didn't get a hoodie design too. He deserves maximum comfort <3
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mikaikaika · 10 months
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Foolish wants to add dinosaurs ??? Just so they can get decimated by a meteor ???
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humblemooncat · 9 months
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Took a certain someone out to play and he's ready to fuckin' party. :3c
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artieststuff · 1 year
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the-prince-of-pink · 1 year
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Get ready to meet my Welcome Home Oc; Port Manteau! "All hands on deck when this cool crewmate is on board! When you're on board Port Manteau's ship, you're sure to find all sorts of new and fun things to mish and mash together! His friends say he's always followed by a chilly ocean-breezy scent, much like his personality, that's certain to leave you calmer than the waves on a sunny beach day whenever he's around!"
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the-kipsabian · 9 months
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lethesbeastie · 1 year
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I've saved So Many unhinged t-shirts that I want to give to my ocs that it's starting to get concerning akghskfh
Anyways, here's a doodle of Chorus and Wolfmire being the cutest (and dumbest) pair of lovebirds in MHC
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wildwren · 3 months
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the george warleggan - drake carne feud is objectively funny because drake is doing absolutely nothing other than existing in a vaguely annoying way and that's enough to drive george to the brink of madness. george was so valid for that
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persaephone · 1 year
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forgot how much i love what we do in the shadows
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Everyone talks about ghostface!Steve and Eddie. (Which is valid)
But is anyone talking about ghostface!Steve and Robin??? No. And you know they’d slay together
Besties who’ve had enough with the worlds bullshit 🤞🔪🔪👻
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