#himbo tom

[giddyaunt425]

I love how the classic Doctors always have to have that himbo episode.

#third doctor #jon pertwee #3rd doctor #fourth doctor #tom baker #4th doctor #fifth doctor #peter davison #5th doctor #sixth doctor #colin baker #6th doctor #doctor who #classic who #classic doctor who #himbo #doctor who and the silurians #the deadly assassin #planet of fire #the two doctors

[catindabag]

TBOSAS CRACK! TAKE: ✨HIMBO CORYO SNOW✨

⭐️❄️⭐️

So I was drinking and talking with my friends about TBOSAS yesterday and I remember one of them joking and saying something about how the story would’ve been so much different if Coryo Snow had the same ✨goofball energy✨ as Tom Blyth (his actor).😂

I think I choked on my drink on that one, ‘cuz imagine thee Coriolanus Snow (Le Poor Cabbage Boy) with the same himbo goofball energy and carefree attitude as Tom Blyth. The Hunger Games would’ve died right there and then. Heck! Dr. Gaul would rather feed herself to her mutts or die from aneurysm than consider Himbo!Coryo as her apparent heir and apprentice.

Also, Dean Highbottom would probably be too busy dying inside whenever he sees a happy Coryo Snow smiling and skipping like an idiot while hanging out with his genuine BFF, Sejanus Plinth.🤣

Dean Highbottom be like:

Casca: *is drunk AF* Oh Panem, why am I even here? Just to suffer-

Coryo: ✨Good morning✨❤️, Sir! I hope you’re having a great day today. *waves like an idiot*😊

Casca: Fml. The bane of my existence is here again.😩

Coryo: My dear friend Sejanus gave me some chocolate cookies earlier. Do you want to try one, Sir? They’re very delicious~.🥰

Casca: *dumbfounded* How the heck are you even Crassus Xanthos Snow’s son?!

Coryo: Well, people say that I look like him. So yeah, I am his son.😀

Casca: No you ain’t! You’re too nice and too happy to be his! So you must’ve been adopted!

Coryo: But sir, I really am his son.🥺

Casca: Please just tell me you were adopted-

Coryo: But sir-

Casca: Look me in the eye and tell me you hate me! Please, I beg you!!😭🔪

Coryo: Sejanus! Sej, help! The Dean is drunk again! He’s saying weird things to me!

Sejanus: I’m on my way, my love- I mean, ✨bestie✨!😘

#tbosas #crack post #coriolanus snow #sejanus plinth #casca highbottom #tom blyth #thg #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #ballad of songbirds and snakes #alternative universe #random thoughts #big himbo energy #president snow #crackship #snowplinth #snowjanus #coriolanus x sejanus #thg fic #suzanne collins #coryo snow #thg fandom #bosas #thg incorrect quotes #tbosas incorrect quotes

[delineate-creates]

Day 15: Dagger

But even with the cuts, he can’t stop himself from touching his knife every time he lies down. Even during the day, he reaches inside his pocket, where it’s secure in a sheathe, and touches the hilt. It’s reassuring to feel it there.

It’s a gift, he thinks. A courting gift. If it was only for practicality, Voldemort wouldn’t have bothered to carve such a nice hilt.

•

From chapter 2 of @metalomagnetic’s Prison Blues

#inktober #inktober2023 #hp #harry potter #voldemort #tomarrymort #tom riddle #tomarry #my art #fanart #chapter 3 of this fic did something irreversible to me #I’m being so fr…I thought about it every day for probably a month after I read it #Tom’s omega experience just tore a hole in me I guess idk #like V is the baddest sickest omega on the planet but damn he makes me ache #also himbo puppy alpha harry supremacy >>>

[onestormynight]

Ice: honey, why do we have so much pepper spray?

Mav: you're growing peppers this year in the garden!

Ice: ...and

Mav: you spray peppers with pepper spray to keep them healthy, duh!

Ice: ...idiot

#top gun incorrect quotes #top gun #icemav #iceman #tom kazansky #maverick #pete mitchell #mavs himbo arc

[coldemergency]

Harry: If it weren’t for Thomas Edison, we’d all be watching TV by candlelight

Voldemort: The brain up there is just for decoration huh

#harry potter #incorrect quotes #fanfic #harry potter is a menace #tomarry #fanfiction #tom riddle #hp #harrymort #voldemort #tomarrymort #ao3 #quote #Harry is my favorite himbo

[softpine]

never met a girl like you before

[transcript]

#coco just walked off a 2008 pussycat dolls music video #also? casper asking if this one year old baby is tom's when they've only been in DSV for 3 months... #i don't say this lightly... himbo #camellia #frozen pines #casper birkshaw #coco arias #xena arias

[nabwastaken]

Just realised Tom Houston probably looked like THIS when he enlisted in Iraq

JUST LOOK AT THIS POOR WHOLESOME SOUL HE'S GONNA GET SO TRAUMATISED

#starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #hatchetfield universe #nab's rambles #tom houston #black friday musical #This was Emma's only frame of reference when Jane said she was gonna get married btw #I live laugh love Tom Houston #This is the himbo Becky fell for in high school #She was right #All the light HAS left his eyes #tootsie megagirl #starship

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Top 5 Background AFC Richmond Players

+ some random and unfounded assumptions about them. Listed for no other reason than that I wanted to.

5. Tom O’Brien

Tom, your kink is not my kink, but you’re unembarrassed about being a freak and I respect that. Also, seems you took being replaced by Zoreaux/Van Damme/Zorro as goalkeeper in your stride. Nothing about you make sense to me, and I dig that. 

4. Robbie Roberts.

All right, this is shallow as fuck (then again, they’re background characters, not like I have a whole lot of deep stuff to go on), but I just think he looks really hot at the City game in 3x11.

Look at his face! This man wants it. This man is ready. This man can pull off bright pink in a way Jamie would kill for (if he had the brains to understand that he doesn’t wear it as well as Robbie does). Good thing our favourite Tartt is substituted after scoring that goal, because my boy Robbie deserves to play more. (Yes, I could have edited the pic to leave Jamie out. I stand by my choices.)

Also, look at him tapping Jamie’s shoulder as he runs past to take his place! Never noticed before, LOVE it. (Jamie, it seems, does not love it, but he’s a cranky baby who hurt his ankle, so we must forgive him.)

3. Declan Cockburn

Questionable opinions regarding leaked nudes aside, this man is a gentle giant to me. He’s not very bright, perhaps (but this is Richmond AFC, a team of himbos, so who is), and doesn’t always catch the nuances but is happy enough to go along with most of whatever. A quietly caring friend. Good in a brawl. Hums while he cooks. Looks nifty sporting an earring. Probably has a wife and several small children.

(I resent the accusation that my favourite players are mostly players who are nice to Jamie. Even though that accusation is one hundred percent true.)

2. Jeff Goodman

Listen. Listen. Jeff is probably a bit of an asshole (man’s just got that look, you know; also see my next point), BUT just like me he is genuinely fond of Jamie even when Jamie is a prick, so yeah. We’re two peas in a pod, Jeff and I. The lack of Jeff in fic is criminal (and I count myself amongst the guilty ones: we need to step it the hell up, fam). What is this silly Jamie fanboy up to in his spare time? Does his girlfriend get tired of him talking about his fucking colleague all the time? Is he bitter about Jamie hanging out so much with Sam and Dani these days? Does he have a favourite colour? A dish he likes to cook? What’s going on in that head of yours, Jeff? Inquiring minds want to know.

1. Sasha Kukoč

My darling. My baby. My man of the glorious, glorious hair and interesting looks! Yeah, I don’t know. Just. He’s so dainty and seems really cool and level-headed in a way that goes way beyond his years and. I am inexplicably very, very fond of Sasha, all right? Whenever I see him chilling in the background my heart does a little dance. Best background Richmond AFC player because of reasons unknown. I have spoken.

Damn right, he’s prettier than you. He could teach you, but he’d have to charge.

#tom o'brien #robbie roberts #declan cockburn #jeff goodman #sacha kukoc #afc richmond #a team of himbos #i love them your honour #my stuff

[testoster0ne]

justin by elvis di fazio for toh! magazine

#masculine #juicy #testosterone #male #himbo #construction #tom of finland #strong #dad

[artificialalienn]

Erm…. Arcane au except i can only be bothered to draw whatever comes to mind so uh, go nuts with ur imagination

#bing as silco… it just makes sense ! #matt would be jayce uhhh cos himbo #jayce is actually smart tho #matt is not #rip #OH ALSO tords name becomes red #bc hes jinx get it so… uhh tord is dead… atleast how reds concerned #paul and pat as cait and vi JUST MAKES SENSE #edd would be ekko and i REAAALLY WANT TO DRAW HIM AS A FIRE LIGHT…. BUT IM TIRED…. #Kim my beloved gets to be mel #cos i love women ok bye #art #artist #my art #eddsworld #ew tord #fanart #ew patryck #ew paul #ew tom #ew bing #ew kim

[huntmavs]

they’re my favourite himbos!

#idiots (affectionate) #tom cruise #film #james marsden #movie #Roy miller #prince Edward #enchanted #enchanted (2007) #knight and day #knight and day (2010) #paul dano #james mangold #Simon feck #Cameron Diaz #june havens #Kevin lima #himbos #huntmavs edit

[wandering-koyote]

“Anxious” by Tom Cardy is Ridge’s anthem

Ridge is owned by @harseik and I 🧡💜💚🖤

#original character #oc #Tom Cardy #original character art #oc art #himbo #man #original art

[lyceana]

Chapter 2 of Manic Love Fools is out~ You can read it on AO3: Link

#tomarry #bottom tom riddle #unhinge himbo harry and his quest to rail one annoyed clown tom #artists on tumblr #my art #harry potter #my comic

[2023himbotournament]

Round 1 Part 1

#poll #polls #himbo #2023 himboff #tournament #prince naveen #the princess and the frog #disney #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #tom dupain

[wildwren]

SOLLY MCLEOD as TOM JONES // Tom Jones (2023), Eps. 1 & 2

“It was the universal opinion of all Mr Allworthy's family that Tom Jones was certainly born to be hanged. Indeed, I am sorry to say there was too much reason for this conjecture; the lad having from his earliest years discovered a propensity to many vices...he had been already convicted of three robberies, viz., of robbing an orchard, of stealing a duck out of a farmer's yard, and of picking Master Blifil's pocket of a ball.”

#himbo!!! of!! all!!! time!!! #my beloved stupid son #tom jones #tom jones pbs #tom jones 2023 #perioddramaedit #perioddrama #solly mcleod #the history of tom jones #my edits #my gifs #sorry i did my best with the coloring here but its not great

[run-down-that-dream]

Happy Birthday Stanley 🎂🎉🎈

#ft. my boy in the last one oops how did that get there 👀👀 #HAPPY HIMBO DAY #stan lynch #tom petty and the heartbreakers #tpath