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m-oshun · 3 months
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leveling up my twink rendering skills
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radiance1 · 1 month
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Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.
So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...
Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.
He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.
Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.
You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.
Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?
Danny: YES!!!!
Jason: Dork.
Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.
Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.
The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.
All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.
So.
Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.
So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.
Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?
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egophiliac · 10 months
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hold your children
I'm just exploding in slow motion until the rest of episode 7 comes out
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mothdogs · 1 year
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Fucking obsessed with this manga and Ultimate Dad Senshi
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kneecaps-the-marauder · 7 months
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James: If we had a ship name what would it be
Regulus: Jegulus, obviously
James: not blotter?
Regulus: Why the fuck would it be blotter
James: Our last names! when we get married we have to mix them together
Regulus: James, thats not how lastnames work
James: Well I'm not taking yours, I'm a feminist
Regulus: James what-
James: ROTTER! FINAL ANSWER
Regulus: THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE
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gfox-arts · 28 days
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Two casual goofballs 🍕
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Yes, yes, we all know Dick would do it, so out of these four…
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pineapplejayden · 9 months
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Everyone is talking about how Lois looks like Luz or Lance.
But then my ass is sitting in front of the screen and all I can see is this:
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p0ssym1lker · 11 months
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Tim and Jason about to make brucie wayne look like a genius: this is all for you
Dick, who was caught with starfire and needed someone to take the spotlight: I love you
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tibli · 1 month
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people treating either dirk or jake as the 'villain' of the relationship fundamentally misunderstand that they were isolated teenagers with social issues who both contributed to the relationship's problems, and neither of them are evil
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rosemarilee · 1 year
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Regulus: *lies* you’re ugly
James: *blushes* he’s looking at me
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tittyblade · 1 year
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okay ive been thinking.
rb with your answer + what your interpretation of barbie/ken is
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moghedien · 7 months
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Yor Forger is like if you took the most brain dead but comically strong golden retriever himbo, put that in the body of a stereotypical femme fatale, then deleted all social skills and im so obsessed with her
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0hheytherebigbadwolf · 7 months
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Stiles: What's wrong, babe?
Derek: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Scott, running in: Okay, don't be mad-
Derek: Mm, there it is again.
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mixedup-sideblog · 8 months
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Ok don’t get me wrong I loved S5 but my fucking GOD - AM I A JOKE TO YOU TDP?!? - HE’S STILL IN THAT GODAMN FUCKING COIN…
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I AM VINDICATED! GIDEON IS NAIVE AND NOT USED TO PEOPLE AND A TOTAL DUMBASS BUT SHE IS NOT STUPID!!!
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