I love thinking about the miracles casually mentioning the wild shit that happened during middle school in front of their high school teams.
Kise : Oh this remind me of the time when we got involved with jewelry store thieves during a festival. Momoi accidentally took possession of their loot.
Kaijo : Excuse me, what ??
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Murasakibara : I love this flavor of maiubo, Mido-chin once stopped a robber on a scooter by throwing the exact same box at him.
Yosen : A driving scooter ?? From afar ?? Ha ha you must be joking, this level of accuracy and strength isn't possible-
Murasakibara : Yeah he ruined my maiubo...
Yosen : THAT'S NOT THE ISSUES HERE WTF
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Kuroko : A couple contest ? This brings back memory, we once participate in a couple contest with my friends from Teiko.
Seirin : You mean the miracles ? As couples ?
Kuroko : Yes, i was paired with Akashi-kun as the wolf and red ridding hood
Seirin : Haha, Akashi as the wolf i can imagine that.
Kuroko : No i was the wolf. Half of them had to cross-dress.
Seirin : Wait seriously, do you have pictures ?? Hey don't disappear finish the story first !!
Kuroko will not finish the story, he will keep the mystery going for as long as he can.
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Aomine : Don't be crybaby you can play with a sprained wrist, Haizaki did it all the time after Nijimura beat the shit out of him.
Too : Come again ??
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Momoi : Akashi has been spotted saving a baby's life by catching them with lightning fast reflexes before his stroller collide with a truck once.
Too : I refuse to believe that
Momoi : Are you saying MY informations and data gathering are incorrect ? :)
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Akashi and Midorima probably have the craziest stories and they'll be unnecessarily vague about it.
Murasakibara casually dropping Teiko lore to his teammates happens a lot in this Drama audio (He mostly talked about Akashi, because of course he would) and this is honestly once of the funniest one.
I should probably make a separate post about it because it truly is a masterpiece and it 100% deserves it
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Ok but like yandere pretty boys hit diff
Imagine just doing your job and catering to their needs as a manager and you happen to catch their eye. They are used to attracting attention from people because of their looks and their soft personality. They are used to people assuming that they wouldn't hurt a fly and for the most part that's true. But when it comes to you all the kind and gentle by nature stuff gets thrown out the window. He is needy for your attention, hogging you from others who pose a threat. Even if you guys aren't dating he'll treat you like your his. Since most things have been given to him he expects you to fawn over him just the same. He wants you to be just as enamored with him as he is to you so he'll set traps. Lingering touches that leave you confused, setting up times where it can truly be the two of you, and looking down on any potential  suitor. If you don't fall for his charms prepare for your loved ones to be on you actively betraying you by flaunting all the ways he would make a good boyfriend even after you said it would never happen. Now as he abruptly breaks down in front of the WHOLE SCHOOL sobbing, crying real tears that you won't even give him a chance people are giving you so many rude stares and are defending him. After all, he's such a kind soul, you should be lucky he likes you and lucky he ever even looked your way. You'll let him have you correct?
Characters that fit this for me: Akaashi, Sugawara, Himuro, Reo, Kise, Chigiri, Aryu, and maybe Pablo
Love this for me💀
If you want!
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The Miracles Boyfriend Club™ from @umisabaku's Don't Blink You'll Miss It (Lift Up Your Head) !!!! (The accuracy of everyone's heights may or may not be accurate at all but shhh don't worry about it)
The fic is a wonderful, amazing, jaw-dropping, insane, beautiful, indescribable, fantastic, dazzling, bamboozling, astounding, clever, extraordinary, ground-breaking, humorous, mind-blowing, absolutely brilliant story and I would absolutely recommend it to anyone who hasn't read it yet (I am very normal about it).
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