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stardustkrishnaverse · 7 months

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krishna: MORE PASSION MORE PASSION MORE ENERGY MORE ENERGY MORE FOOTWORK MORE FOOTWORK

arjun: 🥹🙏

#krishna #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat memes #krishna meme #krishnablr #gopiblr #help #hindu memes #mahabharata #listen ik im not funng #vedis one braincell memes

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h0bg0blin-meat · 8 months

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Vishnu: Silence is golden.

Shiva: Duct tape is silver.

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orgasming-caterpillar · 21 days

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Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 1

Yudhisthir

Mostly reblogs "Am I The Asshole?" polls and somehow each with a detailed and insightfully correct answer. Most people just look for his reblog and then vote whatever answer he's deemed right. That's how he earned the nickname "Dharmaraja"

Always explains stuff to the asks he gets and does it very politely so. You could ask him about anything and as long as he knows about it, he'll tell you about it.

Women respector since before 5000BC.

Never annoyed by hate comments on himself. Calls the fuck out of them if they disrespect his brothers.

Bheem

Posts photos of foods he likes.

Always posts about what he's cooking.

Gives gym tips to beginners.

Probably has "never stop bulking 💪" in his bio

Definitely makes it his own duty to teach his mutuals how to cook.

Arjun

Crazy good archery skills. Knows it. Shows them off.

(most people just look at his arm muscles flexing though)

Arjun: Madhav! Look at how famous this post about my archery is getting. I don't understand though. All I did was hit a bull's eye.

Krishna, looking at Arjun in that video being completely shirtless and slicked with sweat, brown skin glowing under the sun: *sweats*

Doesn't understand the thirst comments. ("Madhav what does railing mean and why does this person want me to do it to them?" "Uhm, it means they want you to "train" them haha. It's a slang. Haha." "*Replies to comment* sure I'd love to rail you")

Nakul

Sexy and he knows it.

Thirst traps.

Actually works very hard and always helps people, but he's such a troll that people just think he's a unemployed gymrat pretty boy until he attends some big event and people are like "YOU HAVE A JOB??????"

Loves his fans (I just know he'll heart each and every thirst comment go argue with a wall)

Always tagging his twin in the most random posts (most of them are jumpscares)

Sahdev

Does not want to be here

Always duets the videos nakul sends him and screams at the jumpscares ("I do not like this TRICKERY!" "The ball hit the camera Sahdev it wasn't gonna jump out the phone and hit you in the face" "I am BLOCKING YOU")

The fans love his reactions. He doesn't know, he never checks the comments.

Gives in after some time and creates a no-bullshit self help account to help people manage their life and work more efficiently

Krishn

The definition of Hot Mess™

On every platform he's on, which is every platform that exists, this man is Chaos. One post will be "My wife is so beautiful" and then "I miss Arjun" and then "here's three legal ways to loophole out of a lawsuit" and then a motivation post and then a video of a cute baby cow he saw on the sidewalk.

Pranks the fuck out of everyone and everything (his favourite victim is arjun)

Professional roaster. Has online beef with Shakuni. Insults in the most insufferable way possible you canNOT find a way to insult back it's so annoying cuz then he's like 😇🦚

Cute couple reels with Rukmini

#pt 2 on the way stay tuned #mahabharat #mahabharata #star plus mahabharat #starbharat #krishna x arjun #krishna x rukmini #mahabharat memes #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat nakul #nakula #arjuna #sahdeva #yudhisthir #bheem #mahabharat bheem #hindu mythology memes #hindu memes

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incorrectmahabharatquotes · 6 months

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Duryodhan: You know, sometimes it's just nice to be wanted.

Karna: Not by the LAW!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect mahabharat quotes #hindu mythology #hindu memes #Mahabharata #Mahabharat #duryodhan #duryodhana #karna #I'm tired #mod s is always tired #mod:s

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ms-potato · 7 months

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Vishnu: guys, I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this.

Shiva: *tightening his jatas* Manslaughter it is then.

#incorrect quotes #desiblr #desi girlies #desi memes #incorrect hindu mythology #hindublr #hindu mythology #hinduism #hindu memes #lord shiva #lord vishnu

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ssj2hindudude · 8 days

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#incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat #mahabharata #mahabharat memes #arjuna x draupadi #pandavas #hinduism incorrect quotes #hindu memes #hindu mythology

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theinsomniacindian · 4 months

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Types of People: Hindu Mythology

asura: determined and ambitious. coffee lover. has ten heads' worth of obscure information. asks questions others are too afraid to ask. messy handwriting. wanderlust. daydreams a lot. can hold a grudge. unfinished projects. logical thinkers.

rakshasa: hates being told what to do. probably good at sports. doesn't care what other people think of them. competitive. always hungry. has a bunch of friends but isn't popular. scary when angry. horror stories at 2 am. passionate when it comes to something they like. gets bored easily.

naga: loves being the centre of attention. collects stuff they find interesting. warmest smiles. optimistic. shares all their food with you. loves to draw even if they're bad at it. won't hesitate to snap at someone they feel like is a bully. charismatic. probably has a high self-esteem. the mom friend.

yaksha: swings between energetic and moody. has a strong affinity with nature. uses humour to cover up their true feelings. likes riddles. has a short temper that they often struggle to hide. fluent in sarcasm. either talks a lot or doesn't talk at all. gets decent grades. reads to escape reality. into mythology and folklore.

vetala: secretive and mysterious. looks intimidating but is actually quite nice. they are much smarter than they look. would die for their loved ones. probably has a journal. reads a lot. ambitious but struggles to get good grades. warm heart and cold hands. studying until midnight. seems unemotional but cries easily.

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questionableresponses · 1 year

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Arjuna: oh shet you’re literally god holy fuck dude I’m so so sorry for treating u like a friend all this time n not serving you I’m so dumb I’m sorry I’m fuckin sorry please forgive me

Krishna: dawg what are you talking about *grows four arms*

#mahabharat #mahabharata #krishna #arjuna #incorrect mahabharata quotes #source: my girlfriend #hindu memes #hinduism memes

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inc0rrectmyths · 10 months

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𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗮: (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

𝗦𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗮: (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

𝗩𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗻𝘂: You both upset?

𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗮: (•ˋ _ ˊ•) Nah it's our resting bitch face.

𝗦𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗮: (•ˋ _ ˊ•) Yep, we are fine!

𝗩𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗻𝘂:

𝗩𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗻𝘂: You both want a hug..?

𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗮 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗮: .. Yes pls..

#their trope is grumpy x grumpy x sunshine #hindu mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #indra #vishnu #shiva #hindu gods #incorrect hindu mythology #hindu myth memes #incorrect hindu myths #hindu memes #desiblr #vishnu x shiva #vishnu x indra #indra x shiva

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stardustkrishnaverse · 7 months

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TEXTING HINDU GODS PT.2

cos i couldnt get enough 😂

RAMA 🫶:

- replies with a wholesome and sweet paragraph LITERALLY EVERY TIME

- asks you about your day

- tells you what him and his fam did that day

- helps you make friends ('Don't worry - you're so sweet and kind! You have got this! 🤗')

- emotional breakdown support 101

- does random facetimes to show you nice things he finds in the forest

- does group vid calls to show everyone

-- > does 'campfire sessions' on group vid call where you all play antakshari or tell stories together

- gives the best life advice, on parallel with Krishna's (surprise surprise amirite)

y/n : hi Ram ji :)

Rama : Hi my priye y/n, so good to hear from you! You know, today we saw this beautiful flower in the forest that I'm pretty sure is a Golden Arch Dendrobium - Lakshmana says we have come to the areas of Bharat where it is a native plant! Its colour was so mesmerising and bright - it looked so lovely in Sitey's hair! I wish you were here to see it 🥰 [Sends pic of flower]

y/n : *sends 10min voice note of emotional breakdown*

rama : *sends multiple vns back right away with lots of affirmations and emotional support. if your love language is physical touch he also posts you a hand-knit jumper or a crochet teddy for you to snuggle*

HANUMAN 🫶:

- another one for speed dial

- happy to help in every circumstance

-- > but may not help with picking outfits as he'll find smth nice to say for every option 😂💓

- BEST motivation and motivational speeches

- will pretend to study with you on vid call so you can have a study buddy 🥺

- if you can't sleep at night, will be on phone call telling a wholesome story to send u to sleep (most likely smth about his or shri ram's adventures)

- will highly appreciate you sharing your fave Shri Ram bhajans with him

- begins and ends every convo with 'JSR 🙏' (Jai Shri Ram)

- in summary: your fave uncle, grandad and brother in one

- in bg of all of Shri Ram's vid calls and says hi haha (he loves to sing in the antakshari and is also such a big hype man 😁)

RADHA 🫶:

- you know that trope about going to dads with all your 'dad needs' like fixing the sink,, well that is radhe with LITERALLY EVERYTHING

- solves all your problems

- is also on speed dial

- is the caring older sister (without the brown eldest sibling trauma 💀)

- reposts all the dumb pics of herself that kanha tags her in and adds individual captions with the patience of only kanhas eternal consort 🥰

kanha : *posts of a pic of himself looking swag and radhe scratching her nose mid blink* RADHE ❤️

radhe : *resharing* I've never looked so good, new pfp material 😂

kanha : *comments* wow i get to be in ur pfp 🥹🥹🥹🥹 #blessed

radha : like u are not literally in all of them 🙄

y/n : *posts a vid of radha single-handedly doing dhakka to y/n's broken down car, kanha doing 😍 face in bg*

#guess whos back lol #gopiblr #krishna #krishnablr #hindu memes #hindu mythology #ramayana meme #shri ram #hanuman #radharani #ramayana squad are wholesome beans 🥺#lakshmana takes some time to get comfortable with u tho

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enigma-the-mysterious · 11 months

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She is everything. He is just Ken

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h0bg0blin-meat · 6 months

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Me: I read Mahabharata for the plot.

The plot:

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orgasming-caterpillar · 19 days

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Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 3

Pt. 2

Dhritarashtra

Boomer

Does not know what social media is used for

Only social media he uses is Facebook and WhatsApp

Sends 👌 and 👍 in response to everything

Old as fuck and partially blind

Thinks Duryodhan is gonna join the army since he's training so much (he won't, he just likes to have muscles and challenge bheem)

Gandhari

"A day in my life as a selectively blind person"

BLINDFOLD CHALLENGES LMFAOOOOOO

Here's ten reasons why I've never seen my children's faces

1. Judging from my husband's personality and... other things, they're probably ugly

Cutu cutu mom-daughter vlogs with dushala

Pandu

He's dead.

Don't ask me for anything he's just dead in this au that's all he is

Used to cameo on madri's channel a suspiciously large amount of time

Kunti

Wholesome cooking channel

With stories in the voiceovers

Does livestreams teaching people to cook

Internet mom for many teenagers countrywide

Randomly drops insane mom lore in the middle of cooking

"There was this one time I had to put my newborn kid up for adoption because I was 17 at the time and now he's adopted by a neighbour and also my nephew's boyfriend so if any of you know a good therapist please recommend."

Madri

Used to be on twitter only but she overshared too much and had to be making insanely long apology videos over it

Does QNAs only and people watch that just cuz she's such a problematic cunt

"Madri you said in one post that you were married but you've never mentioned your husband." "Madri you made posts about post partum depression but you never mentioned your kids."

Replies to this with a video explaining how she was having an affair with a certain influencer's husband and got pregnant with twins but then the guy died of a heart attack so she left his SINGLE MOTHER wife with two more sons

The people hate her for what she's done. She loves them for the clout they give her.

Vidur

He doesn't do social media. He does what people call "A Job".

Only on Facebook. Only there to bunk people who spread misinformation.

Also now on ao3

#star plus mahabharat #mahabharat #mahabharata #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat memes #incorrect hindu mythology #hindu memes #hindu epics #hindu mythology memes #starbharat

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incorrectmahabharatquotes · 6 months

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Krishna: I don't know, maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands.

Arjun: With each other or with the horrors?

Krishna: I have two hands.

#the joke here is that he has more than two hands #and is famously polyamorous #we love to see it #hindu mythology #mahabharata #Mahabharat #krishna #arjun #hindu memes #krishjun?#we're still going with that joke?#I'm tired #mod s is always tired #mod: s

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samissobsessed · 2 months

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"Don't fuck this up!" Mahabharat Edition pt 2.

Pt1.

So yeah. I finally made pt2 of a meme I made long back (probably in October or smthng) as promised. I think this was a lesson that I should not make promises I cant keep.

Special thanks to @rhysaka for reblogging pt1 with ideas of where to put the other characters. Thank you, Rhyska for reminding that I should make a part 2.

#mahabharata #mahabharat #starplus mahabharat #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat au #mahabharat memes #hinduism memes #hindu mythology #desiblr #hindu memes #hindu gods #krishna #krishna memes #gopiblr

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ssj2hindudude · 6 months

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When the demons keep acting up but it hasn't been nine days:

#navratri #hindugods #hindu mythology #hindu gods #hinduism #hindu memes #hinduism incorrect quotes #durga #kaali #happy navratri

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