#hippos text

[sapphic-academics]

Does anybody know how to find a pen pal?? I'd like to practice letter writing and I think it would be fun to meet someone new through letters ^_^

#snail mail #penpal #mail art #studyblr #penmanship #handwriting #journalling #hippos text

[hippolotamus]

Buddie + text posts 1/?

#eddie diaz #evan buckley #buddie #evan buck buckely #eddiediazedit #evanbucklyedit #buddieedit #911 abc #911edit #hippo makes things #text posts #text post edit #idk just felt silly

[undead-knick-knack]

Chetney once again trying to get Ashton to indirectly say they love him

#critical role #cr3 #cr c3 #critrole #critrole memes #bells hells #bell's hells #chetney pock o'pea #ashton greymoore #pock o'moore #ashton x chetney #chetney x ashton #don't fuck with hippos #they will annihilate you with no hesitation #cr spoilers #fake texts #text messages #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me #cr campaign three #crit role #critrole meme

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had a pet hippopotamus living in my backyard.

#dream #text #pet #hippopotamus #hippo #backyard #animal

[hippoinspector]

#pickle inspector #mannerly highbrow #hippo inspector #my art #this is stupid #nsft text

[diazsdimples]

Why no I’m not here to encourage a ballet au… why do you ask???

Hippo you absolute menace, why do I put up with you?? Having said that...

When Buck walks into the rehearsal room for the New York City Ballet for the first time, he can’t quite believe he’s made it.

Here he is, standing among some of the best dancers North America has to offer, and they’re treating him like an equal, rather than the usual upturned noses or judgemental looks ballet dancers have often perfected. A group of women stand by the barre, doing some warm-up stretches before rehearsal starts, and at the other end of the mirror stands two of the most beautiful men Buck has ever seen.

They’re fairly evenly matched in height and size, both lean and strong, their muscles not huge like some of the bodybuilders Buck is used to seeing at the gym, but sculpted, with rippling muscles that convey a subtle power, used for performing complicated lifts but looking effortless and graceful as they do so.

The shorter of the two looks up as he enters the room, and Buck’s mouth goes dry as a pair of warm, brown eyes, like two pools of molten chocolate, meet his. This man is gorgeous. His hair is silky and brown, with a few strands that flop carelessly into his face, and he’s got a light shadow of stubble over his jaw. He’s wearing a tight, black tank top that clings to his body like a second skin and shows every ounce of muscle in his arms. There’s a small, circular tattoo, with what looks like some loopy writing on his forearm, almost mirroring the delicate lines on Buck’s own.

Buck is still drinking in the first man when he leans forward and whispers something in the second man’s ear, and he turns around too.

Holy fuck. Does the New York City Ballet hire on looks first and dancing skills second?

This man is taller, probably by a good few inches, and while the first man is soft and gentle looking, this man is sharper, more defined, and radiating raw power in the way his muscles flex beneath his white tank. He’s a little curlier than the other man, with icy blue eyes that pierce into Buck’s own. He smiles at Buck, his nose crinkling in a way that’s nothing short of adorable, and beckons Buck over.

Buck allows his legs to carry himself towards the two men, his brain not coming online enough to even rehearse his opening line, before he’s standing in front of them.

“Uh, hi,” he says eloquently, his mouth feeling drier than the Sahara. “I’m Evan Buckley, new principal. But – uh – everyone calls me Buck,”

“Hey Evan,” Blue Eyes says at the same time Brown Eyes says “Nice to meet you, Buck.”

“I’m Eddie Diaz,” Brown Eyes says, holding his hand out for Buck to shake. “Playing the Nutcracker.”

Buck tries not to make it super obvious how star-struck he is right now. “H-hey Eddie, nice to meet you,” he replies, taking the man’s hand. It’s warm and Eddie squeezes Buck’s hand lightly as he shakes it, his long fingers pressing against Buck’s knuckles.

“Tommy Kinard,” says Blue Eyes, extending his own hand when Eddie releases his. “Rat King.”

Buck can’t entirely believe that here he is, on his first day as a Principal Dancer for the New York City Ballet, and he’s meeting the two male leads. He might need to pinch himself, if it weren’t for the fact that Tommy’s squeezing his hand a little harder than necessary, the slight pain enough to convince Buck that yes, this is really happening.

“You’re new here, aren’t you? Which part have you got?” Eddie asks kindly, leaning against the barre. His arm crosses over with Tommy’s making it look like their arms are almost linked. The way they’re standing, and the familiarity Buck could see in their expressions earlier, he can’t help but wonder if they’re in a relationship. Or good friends, at the very least.

He licks his lips before talking and wills himself not to sound like a total dork.

“I’m playing Cavalier,” he said threading his fingers together as he stands in a bastardisation of 4th position that his old tutor always used to yell at him for. “First time as a lead.”

Tommy smiles softly, his eyes raking over Buck’s body as though sizing him up.

“It’s not so scary once you get to know everyone,” he reassures Buck, placing a hand just above Buck’s elbow.

“Yeah,” Eddie adds, flashing a dazzling grin in Buck’s direction that have his joints turning a little gelatinous. “We’ll show you the ropes.”

Now sit there and think about what you've done

(Gonna cheekily tag a few friends to alert them that I've been bullied into starting a new wip) @theotherbuckley @daffi-990 @bidisasterevankinard @steadfastsaturnsrings @spotsandsocks

#james answers things #hippo tag #she twisted my arm your honour!! #ballet au #I guess??? #idk man until 2 minutes ago I didn't think I'd ever do a ballet au #serves me right for sending hippo texts I guess

[grimtrespasser]

Nother Drawfee(ish) post! Buncha mutant designs using a randomized animal + aesthetic (and the TMNT Drawfee video that inspired it)

#uhhh i guess #tmnt #drawfee #? #whatever I'm tagging it #I really enjoy this particular prompt! #It's a lot of fun and I happened to get a lot of fitting results from the generators #I'd be down to do more of these maybe at request #cause it's a really entertaining design challenge #my art #digital sketch #character design #described in alt text #anthro #mule #weasel #hippo #civet #basilisk #leopard #bunny

[planetbeanie]

I had meant to send you some of my pluffies collection ages ago and I just finally got some of them home and washed them! However, this friend has not left my side. Bubbles is a Tubby the Hippo who has done been THROUGH it, was briefly lost for a few years (during which a second hippo was purchased), miraculously reappeared, and still goes everywhere with me.

He is now perfectly floppy and his eyes bug a little. To be loved is to be changed, and all that.

Precious little baby, I see nothing but love when I look at those big buggin eyes. Sweet and demure.

What happened to the dupe of bubbles? I hope they’re friends 👉🏻👈🏻

#asked & answered #text heavy #beanie babies #beanie baby #ty beanie babies #tubby the hippo #Ty Pluffies

[ohshy]

Catch up Punchtober day 15 - sportsmanship

Normal selfshippers; draw themselves kissing their faves.

Me: does this.

This has nothing to do w/ sportsmanship except for the fact its mentioned in the comic

#for clarification; this is highly exaggerated #punch out #punch out!! #punch out wii #king hippo #selfship #self shipping #monkey brain draws #potober 2023 #punchtober #suggestive text #jic

[taavisplushies]

answering that last ask has me missing Yellow Baby and Hippo…

I know they are in my closet somewhere… but it’s a huge mess.

Yellow Baby is in such bad shape, I don’t think I could even pick him up without him ripping in half (serious)

I think Hippo is in much better shape, but I’m not sure.

I kind of want to hug Hippo again.

Yellow Baby too, but I don’t want to destroy him even more.

#text #oops im rambling #yellow baby #hippo

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

made a little zine abt some of my favorite things in my room :]

#zine #mini zine #my art #i didnt explain the paul thing very well bc i had limited space. essentially tbis dude called me like six three in a row when i was hanging #with my friend #i got annoyed and answered to tell him he had the wrong number. despite this he called back AGAIN. hing uo after being told again he had #the wring number THEN TEXTED ME GOING 'wrong number this is paul' #LILE BRO WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME WHO YOU ARE IF ITS CLEAR YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER 😭 #anyways my friend and i found this guy hilarious and we had a fucking insane conversation with him. we texted him a few times MONTHS later #and then he blocked me bc i wouldnt tell him 'who i was' or 'why i started texting him' which like. HELLO??? I DIDNT START TEXTING YOU #WHY WOULD I TELL YOU WHO I AM WHEN ITS CLEAR WE DONT FUCKING KNOW EACH OTHER 😭 YOURE THE ONE WHO TEXTED ME WTF #anyways i gave him a fake first name which for some reason wasnt good enough for him so he blocked me :// sad. #i dont even knoe if the pic i have is actually of him or if his real name is paul so *shrugs*. either way he now sits on my wall in the #mouth of a hippo picture frame #bc it reminds me of a funny time with a friend :]

[sapphic-academics]

Sometimes I wonder if I remind him of his mom and much as he reminds me of my dad.

#hippos text #not writing #just thinking #spilled ink #daddy issues #mommy issues #we both have issues! #it's not cute but we're working on it together #that's what matters #idk what real love looks like #and at this point im too afraid to ask

[hippolotamus]

Buck + text posts 1/?

#evan buckley #evan buck buckley #evanbuckleyedit #911 abc #911edit #hippo makes things #text posts #text post edit #ngl i constantly think about him when i see the sea creatures one #sorry if anyone has used this combo of pics and posts before

[doomed-jester]

In a perfect world I would be much larger, superhumanly strong and completely invulnerable. This would allow me to live my dream of playing with very dangerous animals on my own terms.

#i wanna pet a hippo #i know it's a bad idea #but i want to #also a gorilla. i wanna be invulnerable and super strong so I can wrassle a gorilla #I'm talking superman strong. I'm playfighting here there is no danger to me and I love gorillas so the safety is mutual #i think if I could supplex a giraffe my life would feel meaningful #shitpost #meme #memes #text post #animals #bullshittery

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was sitting down in a chair in a relatively large office. I was supposed to meet with someone and talk. But I couldn’t really force myself to speak when there was a hippopotamus with a purple bow tie and black top hat sitting across from me.

#dream #text #July 8th 2022 #office #hippo #hippopotamus

[hunter-husky]

Henry teamup

Looks like for this fight youre paired with a hippo named Henry. you were worried for a bit,he was quite ruthless in his other matches but he seems friendlier now that youre face to face

#Hippo #mma #shirtless #text #furry #anthro