#hired hand

[movieassholes]

I don't think Mr. LaHood wants to talk to you, tin-pan. Maybe he'd like to watch you dance, hm?

Stockburn - Pale Rider (1985)

#pale rider #john russell #clint eastwood #richard dysart #doug mcgrath #hired hand #preacher #strike it rich #gunslinger #western

[danversrambeau]

CAROL DANVERS – THE MARVELS (2023) Costume Design by Lindsay Pugh

#the marvels #caroldanversedit #captainmarveledit #marveledit #mcuedit #themarvelsedit #filmedit #useramyk #userelysia #userbrittany #captspaceface #dailymarvelstudios #marvellegends #mcuchallenge #carol danvers #mygifs #1k #2k #spare hand in marriage lindsay? i mean my god. hire them for every movie

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post

#dc comics #dc #damian wayne #dick grayson #talia al ghul #batfamily #dc robin #nightwing #anyway. yes im a self-indulgent ''dick as damians secret third parent'' truther #like i DO think it's way more complex and nuanced than the schmoopy affectionate fan portrayal of it #they're brothers they're father and son they're partners they're the dynamic duo except only in past tense etc etc #but consider! I'm not immune to schmoopy affection in fanworks. it compells me despite itself #anyway it's technically not that crazy when it comes to dick and damian. they hug! often! at least they did #it's not as big a leap to these types of scenarios #also talia ''somewhat absent for complex reasons on both her and damians part but very loving and loved by her son'' al ghul #you will always be famous to me #son of the demon origin...bwahhh #anyway. someone made a comic kind of like this/like a post i made abt this topic #but way funnier bc dick and talia starting trying to beat each other up #so go look at that as well #anyway. it's been a somewhat difficult few weeks so I'm. desperately trying to take it easy #i got some reading with me (first vol of kevin smiths GA run that i found second hand and jaimes BB run vol 2!) #so we'll see how far i get through those. considering there's demons in my head telling me to re-read things (LET ME OUT!!!) #when i finish GA and BB i do plan on rereading robin 2021. as a treat to myself #it's a run I've really warmed up to as time went on #I'm keeping up w/ the current b&r run even though it is. admittedly very slow w/ some weird dialogue #i read it for the damian content more than anything. also nikas back so that's neat :] #idk I have a feeling that after absolute power shakes out we might get some more creative team switch ups #so if anyone at dc is interested in taking over the reigns on b&r...that could be very neat #(it's me they should hire me. please DC i have ideas listen to my red hood pitch PLEASE-)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

pre-teen vampire who was turned in the 90s. she sleeps in a custom lisa frank coffin covered in glitter stickers

#ART PROMPT #'what's a lisa frank coffin' well u know those vans with custom wizard art airbrushed on the side? #ok so u hire the same artist and hand them a coffin and neon paint and a lisa frank binder for reference and tell them to go hog wild #...actually now i need there to be a Lisa Frank Goth Subculture #like the next level of pastel goth #all the aesthetics of lisa frank but with a bunch of skulls and satanic imagery thrown in #that would be so sexy of us

[canisalbus]

I was just thinking about the Dog Bois dancing!!! I figured Machete would be a little awkward and embarrassed, but Vasco would be a patient and enthusiastic teacher

.

#on the list of romantic couples activities that make me kind of sad if I actually stop to think about it for longer than three seconds #obviously dancing can't happen in public #the technology to record music doesn't exist yet so everything has to be played live in person #would they risk hiring a musician or a few if they did it behind closed doors at home #or is practicing dancing in silence the only option #an-autistic-with-personhood #answered #I reckon Vasco would be adept at least a handful of court dances I think that's a standard upper crust pastime #Machete would feel foolish about even trying but be quietly thankful about being included

[keeperofthebees]

I want Izzy Hands to be forced into the found family and feel so bad about it. Everyone forgives him. He's done nothing to deserve it. He DOESN'T deserve it. But he's forgiven. He threatens them and instead of getting snippy they just go "classic Izzy Hands we love him he's like a Chihuahua" and they gently tease him like they do everyone else and they compliment him during raids and they try to get him involved in storytime and mealtime and he realizes that they like him?? somehow??? he's been a dick why do they like him? and he just has to. cope. and learn how to not be a dick.

Bonus points if he goes up to someone on the crew (Olu? Frenchie? Lucius? Maybe even Stede or Ed?) and asks "why the fuck are you all being so nice to me?" and the only response he gets is a "why not?"

#David jenkins hire me #ofmd #our flag means death #our flag means gay #ofmd meta #kinda #ofmd izzy hands #ofmd izzy #izzy hands #ofmd israel hands #israel hands #first mate hands #blackbeard #edward teach #stede bonnet #the gentleman pirate #oluwande ofmd #oluwande boodhari #olu ofmd #frenchie ofmd #lucius ofmd #lucius spriggs

[spellofwinter]

I can't decide who to pick between you two.

EVILIVE 악인전기 (2023)

#evilive #evillive #biography of a villain #kdramaedit #kdramadaily #dailyasiandramas #dramasource #kim young kwang #shin ha kyun #tv #spellofwintergifs #i hate the colors but i had to make this #doyoung is so funny #dongsoo's like 'hire a guy' and he went 'nah babe you're gonna get your hands dirty'

[harrylovesspaezle]

there are a lot of things i need for S3 but MOST OF ALL I NEED A FLASHBACK SCENE WITH ED AND IZZY FROM WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG

#you just wouldnt get it #and i need them to kiss thank you #hire some hot lookalikes and make them smootch #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #izzy hands #taika waititi #con o'neill #ofmd s3

[uncanny-tranny]

Something I always wonder with the whole: "The lazy populous doesn't want to work!" is if it's only being said to keep minimum wage at the very, very lowest end of 'survivability.'

The "lazy worker" isn't truly a problem. The employers are.

#politics #this is my old man conspiracy theory #it's insane when you actually start job searching and you apply fucking Everywhere and it's crickets #job announcement: no experience required! we'll train you! you're actually PERFECTLY qualified #you apply and then NOTHING. and then you listen to the news or other people #and they complain about how 'lazy' the modern worker is and how employers are DESPERATE for people to work for them... #...and you'll end up knowing better if you haven't soaked up the individualist corporate shill propaganda i think... #...that propaganda (at least in the US) is the idea that the individual worker is always at fault... #...that if they never get a job - even 'entry-level' - that it is THEIR fault... #...if you don't want to work minimum wage get a maximun-effort job!!!!!... #...if you want to Get Hired then make yourself Hireable!!!!!!!!!... #...you must be Indispensable (but potentially for $7.25/hour)!!! it is Up To You!!!... #...make records! never ask for anything! never complain! never dare bite the corporate hand which feeds you!!!!!!!! #that's the type of shit i grew up with at least. and i cannot buy that it isn't propaganda in a world hostile to any layman #i wonder if the romanticized version of the 60s-70s working class in the US is completely true as well... #...i just wonder if we are idealizing a past which never truly occurred for the worker... #...simply because these tactics Aren't New and Aren't Considered Morally Reprehensible because of the Bottom Line #this last part is tangentially-related but i always question whenever people have rose-colored views of The Past

[sunnibits]

so no boy kissing?

#HE DIDNT EVEN FUCKING GET TO KISS A BOY EVEN ONCE #ARE YOU KIDDING ME #WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF HIRING CON AND GOING ON ABOUT HOW GOOD HE IS IF YOURE NOT EVEN FUCKING GOING TO- #AUGHHHHHHHHH #izzy hands #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #con o’neill #ofmd finale

[spiderfreedom]

Not a female separatist but I'm forever grateful to them for introducing the idea of just centring women in our lives. Focusing on women artists, scientists, writers, showrunners, businessowners... and where we don't see women in those positions, asking why, and what can we do to help. Focusing on female friends and female family. Building relations and community among women to help women. Spending your $$ money $$ on women. You don't need to be a full separatist to incorporate this into your life, and imagine what women could accomplish if we just decided to focus on uplifting women as a class.

#female separatism #radical feminism #i simply do not read novels by men anymore and i don't think i'm missing much #there are a handful of male artists i listen to because there are simply no women in those genres i like and i'm not here to do tokenism #but majority of my artists i listen to? women #if there were more female tradespeople around here i would SO hire them #but there aren't so i'm hiring men and trying to learn the skills myself in the meanwhile so I can help a fellow girl out #it's not about hating men tbh. it's about imagining a world centered on women. it's legitimately healing and loving #it's inspiring to see other women succeed. makes YOU want to succeed to. and then you can inspire another woman... chain goes on #shoutout to all yall doing real separatism #i respect that. but im here for now #keep fighting the good fight......

[demigod-of-the-agni]

"You're here eating SOUP?! I just fought my way through the stinkiest, dirtiest, coldest giants to find you, and you are here eating soup. Behen, I am going to scream."

Marvel Voices Infinity Comic #77

#he's so pathetic and sad looking #love that for him. he is official a wet beast #he can even be held in one hand!!! very tiny man material #his little squinty tired eyes..... they are everything to me........ #(the diamond-shaped lenses tho..... you can't fool me) #sorry i am suffering from comic pavitr withdrawal for like the thirtieth time this week #you will see this loser. you must. #pavitr prabhakar #spider man india #marvel comics #spider man #“behen” translates to sister/sister in law ig but i don't speak hindi so i wouldn't know #i miss him already marvel give him another book or i will break in myself please. please i beg of you. give him More. eye need more #please why wont marvel hire the pavitr fanfic writers!!!!!!!!!!! we can do so so soooo much good for the world....... please............... #screaming forever. it's over. he won't come back i just know it #agnirambles

[calicos-stimboards]

fiha sunday

🍵 🍀 💀 / 🌻 ❤️ 🍀 / 💀 🌻 🍵

#joke stim #anti stim #this is dedicated to my mutual who has the fihas url #if u see this hiii venus #meme stim #cursed stim #also i might have accidently fallen back into my dr fixation since like 2020 #if i start posting about it again venus i give u permissionto hire assasins to kill me tbh #danganronpa #sans #undertale #nagito komaeda #pancakes #food #plushie #flowers #hands #clover #sansmaeda #tumblr sexymen #i sure do wonder what they like in their ass #anyways love wins #stim #stim board #stimboard

[notbecauseofvictories]

day 1 of my new job and somehow there are even more politics than my last one.

#literally. what. #I mean on one hand this makes sense - I am much much better than I used to be about picking up on these things #on the other. uh. shouldn't you wait until like day 2 to start teaching the new hire about grudges?? #I literally do not know anyone. how is this beneficial rather than anxiety inducing. #no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you

[salvadorbonaparte]

Real life satire: newspaper article about a local cigarette factory wants to become CO2 neutral and has installed chargers for electric cars and flowers for insects.

#They also struggle to find new hires because - and I quote: young people don't want to get their hands dirty

[cirooka]

i know it's for narrative reasons but i really don't like them sparing Lute and that they were initially going to spare Adam too, like they were freely killing dozens of nameless soldiers but when it comes to their 2 bosses who made them fight in the first place suddenly killing is bad??????? like man come on. end those beasts

#it's the same trope as like going through an entire video game killing hundreds of goons but then #getting to the big bad and being like no... i wont dirty my hands by taking your life...... #like come onnnnnnn the only reason you had to kill the goons in the first place was bc they #were hired by the Big Bad Guy but he gets to live?? stop it #hazbin hotel #hellaverse #vivziepop #hazbin hotel lute #lute hazbin hotel