#his awkward texting

[morganbritton132]

Nancy sends Eddie a video the morning after her monster hunter trio sleepover and Eddie uses it as a background in a Tiktok.

So, he’s wordlessly in the corner of the screen while the video plays. It shows Nancy getting out bed, putting on her sleepers and her robe, and then walking across the hall to the guest room where Steve and Jonathan are asleep at opposite ends of the bed.

Nancy walks to the side of the bed that Steve is sleeping on and taps on the phone laying next to him. The screen lights up and shows that he’s on a call with Eddie that has been going on for the last five hours.

She flips the camera around and says directly to Eddie, “You’re pathetic.”

Nancy’s video ends and Eddie takes up the whole screen of his Tiktok just to say, “I can’t believe this is how I find out that my husband has me in his phone as Eddie Munson.”

#Eddie’s actually a bold face liar because his name in Steve’s phone is actually ICE - Eddie Munson #Meanwhile Steve is so distressed to learn that Eddie has him in his phone just as Stevie #Steve: Isn’t that confusing? you know someone named Stevie! You know Stevie Nicks!! #Eddie: Yeahhh sent a few awkward text to her but then I added emojis #Eddie: See. here’s an apple because you’re the apple of my eye #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[vintter]

"inhumane" family

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd fanart #chuuya bsd #chuuya nakahara #dazai bsd #dazai osamu #soukoku #skk #mori bsd #mori ougai #elise bsd #i hope text doesn't look too awkward #fucked up dad and his totally normal children

[writer-room]

Obsessed with Lloyd never mentioning his grandfather is the First Spinjitsu Master, apparently to the point even Arin didn't seem to know, because "eh, it never came up". Cause like, yeah, sure, my grandfather is God, what of it? Normal day for me. Shit happens. My dad is also evil, you wanna talk about that? I sure don't.

It's also funny from a character arc perspective. Here's itty bitty baby first season Lloyd, loudly proclaiming he's the son of Garmadon, and probably also making sure everyone knows he's God part 3 electric boogaloo. And then one Tomorrow's Tea and a few more years later and he's doing everything physically possible to NOT care about his heritage. In fact he'd probably rather his parentage was literally anyone else. Dude could care so less he forgets about it most of the time. King behavior.

#ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago dr #lego ninjago #lloyd garmadon #first spinjitzu master #garmadon #text post #talk #ideas #lloyd that entire time interally was probably like 'did wu get a temple--? oh wait thats granddad. sorry granddad. i guess' #he took one look at that altar and went hm. should probably fix that. mostly cause it'll fix my problem but wu didnt raise no disrespect #(except for when the disrespect is funny) what who said that #do you think he was like 'oh thank granddad finally my godly heritage isnt screwing me over' when the ghost mentioned needing a descendant #or was he like 'well. its another day of me being grandfathers favorite i guess' #do you think sora and arin felt awkward realizing they were in the temple of lloyds granddad. meanwhile lloyd did not give a flying fck #as far as hes concerned granddad can stuff it cause hes 80% all the sht that happens to him is bc God really likes him & thinks starting #problems is an appropriate way to show his love. and he doesnt think god takes constructive criticism #he sure will try tho #also yknow his closest interactions with Gods are his dad & uncle. & Wu is. like that. & also he's so sick of garmadon's bs #'my dad is literally banging some news guy i could not respect him less if i tried. his taste has only ever been mediocre. sorry mom'

[corpiote]

"chevalier can do anything"

except have a good relationship with his mother

#love you chev #text #cybird #ikepri #ikemen prince #ikepri chevalier #chevalier michel #“does your mother love you?” #im not judging him - i got a grudge against his mom tbh #edited for awkward wording 😮‍💨

[ftrumperhockey]

I went to Kolya’s dance recital last night and Florence was there.

#Obviously. She’s his other mom. But it was very awkward. #text

[spiderin-space]

I can be a little gay . As a Treat

#cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl bishops #First doodle was inspired by that one post going around that was like ‘who’d win in a fight between your discord icon and your tumblr icon’ #my discord icon rn is my Cultist s/i who’s in a situationship with Shamura #who would win: an 8 ft fallen spider god of war or a 6 ft twink demon who gets his ass handed to him Multiple Times #also pet names….. hmngh #also wanted to draw Kallamar n his spouses…. *gently holds* #they show up later in my fic but I still liked that drawing anyways so #also more Timeskip Lamb/Narinder stuff #they’re still mute but they can talk through the crown like a text/thoughts-to-speech #also Very Awkward Moment I had refighting Leshy #I’m so sorry it had to be this way bro it didn’t occur to me at the time #nyways yaaay sketches

[merlinemrys]

anyway im obsessed with merwen’s crush era they should’ve kissed more actually 🙄

#shows #bbc merlin #merlin s1 #merwen #gwen #merlin #text #tais toi lys #post 1x04 they’re a little awkward around each other but they’re still friends and then one day merlin kisses her out of the blue and they #and they both stop what they’re doing and giggle and then merlin catches her smiling mouth with his—slower this time—and deepens their kiss #and they continue doing that for a few months because they have an unspoken agreement that they DO like each other but they’re far too busy #to ever become romantically involved and then they get Separate crushes on other people and they don’t kiss anymore but there is always a #fondness in their hearts whenever they see each other; a little secret between them! sometimes (when gwen is queen) they make jokes about it #and arthur’s like ‘merlin what are you prattling on about?’ and merlin grins and kisses gwen’s hand before saying ‘oh nothing much sire. #just flirting with your wife!’ and arthur rolls his eyes while gwen giggles and kisses his cheek before she pushes him away #IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM AHAHAHAHAHA SOOOOOO NORMAL #*

[marvelgaynesstothemax]

Matt: Here, I brought you something.

Frank, confused: A yogurt?

Matt, kindly: I wanted to make sure you feel more at home with me.

Frank: Why would a yogurt make me feel at home?

Matt, tapping the lid: It’s Greek-Style, isn’t it?

Frank, not having the heart to tell him he’s actually Italian: Thx

#i just thought this was cute #he’s trying his best ok? #matt’s a little confused but he’s got spirit #I find this really funny in a comedic setting #Frank is too socially awkward to correct him so he’s just like: well I guess I’m Greek now- #frank castle #incorrect quotes #punisher #matt murdock #daredevil #frankmatt #fratt #text post #gayshipsareyayships

[trans-xianxian]

sorry still thinking about it and another thing I love about the core reveal + boat scene is wen ning, in an astonishing act of bravery, standing up to Thee sandu shengshou, someone people notoriously do not fuck with, getting whipped by zidian like it's nothing, dragging jiang cheng within an inch of his life to his face with such unabashed ferocity, all before basically telling him he's a loser and wei wuxian will always be better than him, and then like five minutes later he's sitting there in that damn boat, body absolutely rigid with nerves like m-mister hanguang jun sir please don't tell wei gongzi what happened 🥺 I love him

#its so funny and endearing how fast wen ning can go from 'one of the bravest characters in the whole story' #to 'guy whose never been so scared in his life' #he's just SO awkward and anxious and unsure but also he throws guys through walls and tells the sandu shengshou he's a lil bitch #absolute guy of all time #ghost posts #text #wn #jc #wwx #lwj

[margareit]

🦋 UNTIL DAWN 🦋 ↳ They all live

#until dawn #until dawn edit #my edits #gamingedit #gamingnetwork #dailygaming #OKAY SO LISTEN NO MATT IS NOT HERE YES I DO HAVE THE EDITED GIF OF MATT #BUT THEN ITS ONE GIF ALONE BC JOSH WHO COMPLETES THE EVEN NUMBERS DOESNT LIVE!! #SO LIKE HOW DO I FORMAT THIS?! I CANT DO A GRID BC ITS SUCH AN AWKWARD NUMBER #im sorry matt you exist #I left his edit out bc hes leaning so close to the credits that the cropped gif with the video text fitting like everyone else's top right #looks so weird on matts gif #pls forgive me #I wish the numbers added up #BUT THEY DON'T ;-;

[doubledyke]

How do you think EddEddy is an abusive pairing?

i don't think their relationship is abusive lol. i think it has the potential to be toxic and annoying, but that's mostly just early on. they fight, they break up, they get back together, rinse and repeat. they both cycle through periods of being too cold or too needy. they've got issues to work out and that's a messy process for 2 giant egos. but they never give up on each other. they've got that whole red thread of fate thing going on.

#for the record i don't see their casual bickering as toxic #if anything it's indicative of their closeness and how comfortable they are with each other #when i say fighting i'm talking about BPS style screaming matches and taking (verbal) cheap shots at each other #eddy's got his issues with intimacy and emotional availability #edd's got whatever the fuck is going on with him (i have too many thoughts to post here but seriously i'm worried about the guy) #they're both insecure and jealous which comes into play as you might imagine #and throw some codependency in there for good measure #but as they get older and get past the initial teen/YA awkwardness & melodrama they can work through their ~trauma~ #and things get way more stable and they live happily ever after tee hee #text

[vickyvicarious]

ughhhhhh I have found myself in the position of having to turn down a dude from my dnd party who is trying to date me and I am agonizing over awkwardness

#he said he wanted to make more friends in the area so i said sure we can hang out #except then he started texting me invites to dinner with a very flirty tone and wrote me a 'hi beautiful' text todat #i hate these situations. feels mega awkward and i hope there's no fallout in sessions since this group has been going for a year now #i feel like i might text back to clarify i am only down for friendly hangouts? he hasnt putright said he wants to date so maybe it's #jumping the gun. but feels better than getting stuck in the middle of what one of thinks is a date (again) that sucks so much #i do not want to do it again. or deal with it at all tbh but i guess i have to

[wri0thesley]

Sampo thinks he can easily steal you from Gepard, he sees how shy, awkward, and gentlemanly he can be to you so he is fully expecting him to only sulk in the background when he starts flirting with you in front of him... Only for Gepard to stand up, pull you to his side and stare him down, CLEARLY holding himself back from punching Sampo in the face.

That's when he realizes that stealing you won't be as easy as he thought it would be: The captain is perceptive, smart, and very, very protective. No, of course he wouldn't trust his precious beloved to be around a scumbag like him. Gepard is not a pushover. He will not let his loved ones to be stolen from him.

Sampo smirks and meets the furious gaze of Gepard. Honestly, the challenge will make it even more fun.

you and gepard are a love story; a romance. from blushing, stuttered words from the usually composed silvermane captain, to shyly presented bouquets and poetry, to declarations of his adoration with your hands in his and his blue eyes determined, you have always considered yourself one of the luckiest citizens in all of belobog. your beloved is handsome, strong, kind and loving and everything you could ever ask for. a gentleman in every sense of the word, though he still does flush at the ears when you take his arm and look at you when you're out and about as if he can't believe his luck.

sampo can't quite believe gepard's luck either - that awkward virgin? with such a sweet thing like you wrapped around his finger? why, sampo's certain he could lure you away with just a wink and a low purr of his intentions, and all gepard would do is probably open and close his mouth like a fish freed from a frozen lake.

sampo doesn't reckon on the fact that gepard both knows how lucky he is and refuses to let you be taken advantage of. that gepard's arm tightens around your waist and he practically snarls at sampo, that he's already half-pushing you behind him in order to defend your honour--

but sampo sees the brief, embarrassed look in your eye as you - for just a moment - let yourself consider it. gepard is so squeaky clean - perhaps you want a taste of danger. sampo would be more than happy to assist.

and, actually . . . if it means he gets a taste of gepard, too . . . why, how could he complain?

#nat.txt #not sfw text #hsr posting #sampo also with a crush on the awkward silvermane captain AND his cute little lover??? #YEAHHH

[stripesysheaven]

going to throw up my cousin just texted me. we haven’t talked since i was like 8

#cousin is older than me so she probably remembers me more than i remember her #this is so bzbznxhxhzj oh no im so awkward ew how do i navigate this #i forgot my dad gave my aunt my number because she wanted to get to know me #my dad and his sister weren’t talking for like a decade so #oh this is a nightmare #also can’t figure out what side of myself to show her #bc our family is super conservative and sucks #but i know her and her sister aren’t as bad as our family but idk how much #and. without getting into details like they’re both in the acting world and one of them played a queer character so ??? #im not sure what to take from that #anyway im going to throw up #also in her text she included cowboy emojis. is this because she knows i live in texas or is she just like that #what the fuck do i do #my posts

[elipheleh]

some rwrb phone lockscreens/wallpapers. (part 2 part 3 part 4)

if you like/use them please reblog, i’d really appreciate it. the best way for others to see this is if people reblog the post rather than just liking it.

#rwrb #rwrb movie #red white and royal blue #alt text added #elio’s #rwrb lockscreen #rwrb wallpaper #i have a limited time on the photoshop free trial #playing around with content aware fill is pleasing for my brain #if you cant tell what i did i stretched them out to fit the dimensions better #though who knows if theyre the right dimension for phone screens when phones are all different sizes #the nora alex one i rotated too #i wanted to do another alex one so it’d be even but all of his are too awkward ill have to have a think #not make where hes alone and has easy to content aware fill photo edges

[awkward-sultana]

Serving the empire? More like serving cunt.

#Muhteşem Yüzyıl #Magnificent Century #mcedit #Muhtesem Yuzyil #Malkoçoğlu Bali Bey #Bali Bey #Matracki #Look at his slutty little leathers #weloveperioddrama #perioddramaedit #period drama #historical drama #text #Awkward-Sultana #The Cursed Pages