#his cream....

[nerdpoe]

Phantom, the newest addition to the Justice League, pulls Wonder Woman aside.

He has...a strange request.

He's nervous, flustered, fading in and out of the visible spectrum. It's clear that what he's about to ask of her is important to him, and even though she has an uncomfortable voice in the back of her head telling her this young hero is about to ask her out, she resolves to listen before she jumps to conclusions.

She's glad she did.

"Can...can you put a grave for me in Themyscira? I know it's just for women, but it's the safest place I can think of for it! I just...I don't have a grave, and Clockwork says it's starting to stunt my growth as a Ghost, and I have too many enemies on American soil, so. It's okay if you say no, though, I'll figure something out, it's fine."

Diana lets him ramble to the end, already knowing what her answer is going to be.

"We would be honored to host your grave, Phantom. Do you have any remains I can take home? Do you require a funeral service?"

Phantom looks...he looks beyond grateful. Close to tears.

"No, no remains. A symbolic grave is fine, it just. It has to have my real name on it, my mortal one." He says, looking hesitant. "Please don't reach out to my family, Wonder Woman. They don't know."

With that, he hands over a small slip of paper, torn from a notebook and clearly folded one too many times.

She takes it as though he were entrusting her with the rarest diamond in the world. She wants to, but she does not ask how they could not notice the death of someone so very bright.

Instead she nods, tucking the paper away.

Phantom will get a grand grave, one worthy of a friend to the Crown of Themyscira. She will ensure it.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #she builds him a superb grave #and makes it a point to leave flowers at it whenever she can #the paper also had his birthdate and deathdate #she doesn't know who clockwork is but she's heard phantom talk highly of him #so she trusts that this clockwork fellow wasn't joking around #she also makes it a point to take phantom for ice cream or other treats now that she knows he died so young #she keeps her word #she doesn't contact the fentons #she doesn't look into them #she's not bruce and she knows how to respect a boundary

[creamcheee]

#cream chee #and his little brother #mozzarella baby

[snakeoid]

a neuvillette visual

#genshin impact #neuvillette #oh im so obsessed with him can u tell #i think it would be funny if its raining in fontaine bc neuvillette just tripped and fell flat on his face dropped his ice cream or somethi

[radiance1]

The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.

The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.

Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.

So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?

He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.

The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.

It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?

...

Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?

He'll give them some points for dedication, though.

Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.

The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.

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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.

For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).

It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.

Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!

He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.

And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.

Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.

It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.

At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.

So he answers and is gone with a pop.

Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.

Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.

Fuck.

Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.

So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.

The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.

Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.

The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.

Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #pariah dark #john constantine #The Ghost King and Prince are known to not answer summons #both for different reasons #But Danny instantly answers one because he heard an Ice cream truck in the background #Pariah followed because he at first wanted to get Danny back to Crown Prince lessons #Only to be swayed by his puppies eyes and the absolute delicacy that is Ice cream #Pariah Dark is stuck in the medieval times in terms of money #He would literally pull out gold coins and pay for shit that way #He is rich rich #Like basically a neigh infinite supply of gold coins he keeps in his hair #Don't ask him how just ghost logic #They then spent the day going around to Ice cream shops and taste testing them #Poor Fright Knight is left alone wondering what he should do #Word spreads in the magical community about this and everyone tries it out #It does work #But if there isn't actually Ice cream you'll have an angry Ghost Prince to deal with #And an angry Ghost Prince leads to a less than cordial Ghost King

[ybetzarts]

🌀🥞🍒Serving breakfast the Silver way!

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic fanart #silver the hedgehog #cream the rabbit #ybetzarts #attempt at perspective went wrong...his legs look stubby now hnggg

[sunnymainecoonx]

Honestly I don't think I'll finish it so I'll just leave it at that

#shattered dream #shattered dream sans #cross sans #utmv #sans au #undertale au #dark cream #dark cream week 2024 #dark cream week #sanscest #UwU #sighs..... #my brother and his friend is singing a normal beautiful harmonised welcome to the blac parade cover #it was fun drawing shattered scared :3:e:e:3::3:3

[escapismisaddicting]

“Hey! Yeah, Talia, It’s me Jay.”

“No, Bruce hasn’t been causing me any trouble, um- it’s actually the opposite problem. You… you know post-nut clarity? I think I’m getting post-lazarus clarity. You know?”

“Yeah… Talia, you kinda failed to mention all the shit that had changed in Gotham while I was gone. Like sure I have a replacement now whoop dee doo! But like- I also apparently have a charity named after me? All proceeds go to refurbishing crime alley- and apparently it’s been so successful that most kids I knew back then are now working in Wayne Industries. So- And you know that’s not the only thing? I have a park now. Like a genuine park named after me. With a statue of me in the center of a god damn water fountain. My favorite gargoyle was moved to the entrance of the park. Fucking hell Talia- I HAVE A MENU ITEM AT BATBURGER. NOT ROBIN. NOT RED HOOD. LIKE GENUINELY JASON PETER TODD HAS A FUCKING MENU ITEM THERE! IT WAS BASED ON HOW I WOULD EAT IT ON PATROL- I DON’T KNOW HOW TO COMPUTE THIS INFORMATION TALIA!”

#batman #dc #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #red hood #ressurection #talia al ghul #batburger #his order is the Todd burger #it’s just a burger with curly fries #and coke with ice cream in it #all proceeds go to charity #shitpost #incorrect quotes

[ir3nic-sluvv]

HERE'S SOME LEON KENNEDY WALLPAPERS YA'LL (PART 1)

#leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon sexy kennedy #Leon kennedy wallpapers #resident evil 4 #resident evil #Resident evil 4 remake #re4 remake #wallpaper #I'm creaming- #I NEED HIM SO BAD #His the only one I want #HE CAN STRANGLE ME FRFR #CHAIN ME UP PLEASE #I'M BEGGING #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #HIS SO HOT #capcom #re4 #leon scott kennedy

[1071png]

Axel for the drawing requests!

he's very hard to draw

#kh #kingdom hearts #axel #and his friends ^.^ #xion #roxas #fanart #im doing more requests later #i wanted to avoid drawing fire or ice cream forhim but ended up with the third most cliché thing being the paopou fruit...

[nothingbizzare]

Giorno when he is skipping school!!

He just walks away and does silly stuff chgguugughh

Original:

#SILLLY GUY ON HIS WAY TO BUY ICE CREAM TFUYFFGUGGU #LAUGHED ALL THE TIME DRAWIMG THUS #jjba #nothingbizzare art #jojo bizarre adventure #giorno giovanna #jojo no kimyou na bouken #vento aureo #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #jjba golden wind #jjba vento aureo #golden wind #jjba part 5

[zu-is-here]

Can I please see more preg Cross?

He’s an angel. Hugs and kisses to him and Dream for being such good parents to Aim. (btw, when are Killer and Night gunna have a kid?😋)

#(*laughter*) #zu art #comic #ask #post dark cream #preg!cross #cross!sans #dream!sans #gaster blaster #undertale #undertale au #utmv #meme #when Dream didn't draw a heart with ketchup #his pregnancy in a nutshell :'D

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live 1x02 - Gone

#Rick Grimes #The Ones Who Live #towl spoilers #* #rg #his little face #get you a man #*sits home with my wine and my cats* #excuse me but The Nose™ #i always think about the fans who never understood rick but i just think they were never looking at his face #words fall short especially the faux deep crap twdu puts out BUT LOOK AT HIM #me: *buying eye cream* also me: HIS EYE CRINKLES #for thee not for me #SANTA FACE #i hate the color grading i hate it i hate it but i love his face

[one-of-many-mothmen]

I feel like you can tell when u befriend Jon. Like he acts very calm and monotone, and when he likes u its like a switch flips and he's infodumping about the history of clocks and arthurian lore. Imagine being an assistant and your very cold, calculated boss starts telling you shrimp facts.

#he also takes his friend out for ice cream #he just seems like the type of dude to treat his friends to ice cream idk #dude is a little weird #love him tho #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #jon sims #i love him

[carlyraejepsans]

i know you could explain it all with rule of funny or ''they did it on purpose as a gag'' but

sans has the uncanny ability to read your face like a book and know exactly what you're thinking with a glance. he also constantly misses papyrus' jokes and treats them like genuine questions.

papyrus talks to you over the phone and somehow manages to conceptualize where you are and what you're doing from your tone alone. if, however, you gave him a picture of asgore and toriel, the only way he could tell them apart would be by their clothes.

tone-deaf sans/face blind papyrus. they're both autistic in perfectly mirrored ways so when they talk they keep missing each other by a hairbreadth

#papyrus jokingly: why should i buy ice cream when we've got ice cream everywhere on the ground! #sans (thinks he's being genuine): oh that's uh. snow #papyrus (thinks he's ruining his joke on purpose): UGH. WHATEVER. #autism is stored in the skeletons #undertale #sans #papyrus #they can read everyone like a book. except one another. comedy fields cancelling each other

[nelkcats]

Danny's "boo-tiful" parlor

After college Danny decided to open his own business, but he couldn't do it in Amity Park with so many people doubting his parents businesses or methods.

So he went to Gotham and set up a nice ice cream parlor downtown. Technically he wasn't invading any territory because he was in all of them at once. Both the Bats and the Rogues wondered if that made it a neutral area.

Everything was going well, Red Hood stopped by for pistachio ice cream every Wednesday, Harley came for bubble gum ice cream on Monday nights, ¡even a giant Crocodile came to buy him! (Croc was very surprised to be treated like another customer and it became his favorite establishment)

Until Batman decided to ruin it and investigate the harmless ice cream parlor; which unfortunately for Danny worked with his own ghost ice and sometimes could look a little too green.

He thought it wasn't fair for them to judge his ice, he had been very careful not to mix ectoplasm with his food, he didn't want alive cookies and cream or liminals running all over the city; except Hood, his pistachio ice cream might have a little ecto-dejecto, but it was to heal him ¡healing ice cream!

That's how Monday morning, the owner put up a "No Batman's allowed" sign in front of the establishment, his business was good without disrespectful furrys.

If the bat wanted to investigate, it should do so away from his respectable business and his new Boo-berry flavor. Maybe he needed to rename the place, but Sam and Tucker banned calling it "I-scream" and "Phantom's haunt" was not that obvious ¿right?

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dc x dp #red hood #ice cream parlor #Amity Park doubt all the Fentons business #So he moved to Gotham #He is a retired superhero now #jason todd #Batman is not allowed to eat ice cream now #at least not his ice cream #Danny is the owner but he also administrate the parlor #He is happy with his new business #Sam and Tucker helped #Dani pass sometimes #Other furrys can come just not Batman #His Rogues visits sometimes #And stay with him a couple of days #just to make sure he is doing fine #He also lives between the ice cream parlor and the Infinite Realms with Clockwork #People just think he lives in the business #But no #he lives with Clockwork cause didn't want the castle

[heich0e]

single dad!osamu and his toddler son who refers to you as his 'babe'—because that's what his papa calls you

#'my babe is picking me up from school today!!' #'on the weekend i went to the park with my babe and then we got ice creams but it was a secret from papa because we ate his' #'my babe told me that if you don't wash your hands you'll catch sneezes!!' #hq hcs #osamu x reader