#his e y e s !!!!!!!!!!

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x05

#*looks at tag* #Made of 100% Dad™ #Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #excuse me but The Nose™ #that bottom lip is illegal #even in the apocalypse #PLAID PLAID #me as the soda can #nope nope don't go down that route #*CASH REGISTER NOISE* #HIS E Y E S #time for road h**d #who said that? #be quiet

[crystalflygeo]

legit question why is this man so fucking hot????

#don't mind me #I'm just staring at him bc he pretty #I love him sm GODS #HIS E Y E S #crys yaps #crys plays genshin

[theesuhlmann]

Ich steige aus, der Bus fährt weiter

Der Platz neben dir wird frei

Du wirfst hier Schatten mit deinen Händen

Du bist das Mädchen von Kasse 2.

#his e y e s #fuhuhuuuuuhuuuckk #thees uhlmann #thees uhlmann & band #thees uhlmann and band #ghvc #grand hotel van cleef #tomte #light of my life

[ryllen]

.+💚. Green .💚+.

#twisted wonderland #twst #sebek zigvolt #twst yuu #twst mc #fanart #continue watching the walkthrough #o rtho is working so hard right now #fsd it was so funny when everyone were making fanarts of i dia panicly going to face m alleus #like wha a t fhe he ck a re au gu ys e xpec t me to do ahfhahdsdjd BUT IN REALITY ORTHO IS THE ONE RUNNING AROUND RIGHT NOW #when l ilia let sebek talk at the party we all just G A SP >80 S E B E K THIS BO I #WHEN HE CANONLY OPENS HIS MOUTH U JUS T #BA D BO Y BA D BO Y #CLOS E IT RI GHT NO W

[sciencebees]

Post cancelled everybody check out my new bat flip

#people are just using this as an excuse to be mean about netflix castlevania fans and I think that's really fucking stupid #very few people have actually complained about the design this was about people just not knowing where it came from #someone getting into a media in a way you don't like doesn't give you an excuse to be a dick #and someone not knowing facts about the source material doesn't mean you get to be a dick either #this was just a joke but yall decided to be shitty gatekeepers so now you get captian n alucard #castlevania #castlevania nocturne #castlevania spoilers #castlevania nocturne spoilers #alucard #alucard castlevania #alucard tepes #adrian tepes #netflix castlevania #that's just how he looks!! #nm I just think it's kinda funny #i don't actually know much about castlevania beyond the netflix shows but I've loved Alucard's design ever since I saw it Y E A R S ago #I do think his hair is a bit too pale in nocturne and overall too desaturated compared to the rest of the cast but whatever #CAN'T WAIT FOR SEASON 2 #ANYWAY OLROX IS RAD AS HELL AND I'D KILL FOR ANNETTE RICHTER AND MARIA #Youtube

[tagerrkix]

#*giggles* #(but like m y s t e r i o u s l y) #i totally did not post this two hours ago then deleted it after like 11 seconds because i saw a random pixel i didn't like #aaaanyway #yes hi i have 75 different artstyles #yall ever just draw one thing and then you're like “hmmmmmmmm what if i drew another one..........” #then proceed to suffer trying to make the styles match #i am very inconsistent #also my relationship with lineart is complicated #i stop doing it for 6 months then come back like h i #then ditch it again #no but look how r o u n d i made aziraphale look tho #just l o o k a t h i m #imma squish him #and he'll make that pufffff noise like one of those soft squishy fidget toys #*sobs* #ilovehimsomuch #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow

[mewtwo24]

I finally finished reading the fourth volume of svsss in full, and thing is--the first time through I only read the bingqiu content because I was ravenous for more of their happy ending.

Turns out that was a perilous mistake.

Because I started reading the airplane extras. And I swear to god. MXTX is trying to kill me

What do you MEAN demon lord Binghe was sitting on his big fucking throne. All stoic and forbidding. Surrounded by his demon generals who don't know shit about human courtship. Asking them what he should do, fully demoralized by constant rejections from sqq, only to have airplane tell him to act more pathetic and needy. Which is already hysterically funny and insane, UNTIL LBH'S RESPONSE IS THIS, KILLING ME INSTANTLY:

LUO BINGHE. WHY DOES HE SAY IT LIKE: "I already tried that, didn't work--nothing works :/ not mean, not maidenly, not housewife, not spicy, not capable disciple. Is doubling down on clingy really all it will take? What's a born hater with only one love in his life to do????"

The dichotomy of him sitting there like 'how can I reach the unfathomable depths of shizun's heart?' A HEART HE'S ALREADY WON OVER, MIND and then in the Holy Mausoleum solving the puzzle without blinking and being like 'oh yeah you just have to hit the acupoints, no sweat.' Literally the comedy writes itself I'm so--

How am I supposed to be normal about this. MXTX understands the juicy quintessential queer joy of a person with the world's power at their fingertips wishing only for love. Willing to do anything to earn that love, when unbeknownst to them it's already been freely given. Totally not screaming and yelling and clawing at the walls

And that's not even touching airplane's uproarious account of events. The way he's like 'lol what's next, lbh and sqq are best friends now? smfh' only to see lbh TACKLE SQQ LOVINGLY. FOR SQQ TO BE BASHFUL ABOUT IT BUT SO SO FOND OF THE LITTLE SCAMP. This when we've been experiencing sqq's constant inner monologue of 'I'm so cool and so dignified about my role, truly the epitome of propriety and poser-level fortitude.' Meanwhile, in their universe:

Airplane constantly flaming???? Sqq and lbh in his observations????? His absolute bewilderment and confusion????? Legendary. No notes every single second of this shit was hilarious.

Airplane's comment that sqq + older adolescent lbh traveling together was just watching a couple in their honeymoon phase. OR the fact that lbh is exceedingly petty and refuses to share their food in the wake of airplane's interruption of their time together, until sqq relents sheepishly and insists airplane eat what's left (ONLY AFTER PLACATING LBH WITH MORE FOOD FROM HIS PLATE, SOBBING)

Watching airplane salivate over Mobei-Jun and acting like that's totally normal behavior. Finding out mbj and airplane got together first. Finding out sqq encouraged airplane. LIKE THIS. WHILE HE IS STILL IN DENIAL ABOUT HIS OWN FEELINGS:

Mobei-jun clearly thinking their arrangement is a forever thing, heartbroken his human abandoned him with all the hapless fury of a scorned wife swept away by false promises of fidelity. Airplane writing demons to be the type to beat up their crush lovingly and still unable to connect the dots about mbj's feelings. Mbj letting him go and respecting his wishes, only relenting when there's indication airplane was poorly processing his own feelings and didn't actually want to leave. Mbj caring for him and listening to him as soon as airplane voices what he needs directly and with clarity. None of these gays are functional and it's everything to me

Unrelated, but I physically can't hold this information in anymore:

I'm still reeling from younger lbh having his sexual awakening from the image of sqq wrapped in the immortal binding cables. Condemn me as you like he was so, so real for that.

And no I will not be taking any comments about how luo bingge couldn't bear to see luo binghe cherished in ways he never got to have and all the haunting implications of that. I will also not be taking any comments about luo binghe's instinct to look for sqq in that alternate universe, only to be shaken to the very core to be unable to find his shizun anywhere. The unspeakable and latent horror of his relentless mind likely piecing together what happened, but unable to say it; to suspect what is true, and live with the harrowing confusion of his double's actions. To blame himself, to assume that he had let his anger get the better of him in that world and result in unspeakable folly...

I also refuse to talk about how heartrending it is to hear Tianlang-jun weakly say "In the end, I really can't bring myself to hate humans." The implication that the foolishness of that hope and bright-eyed fondness--the very thing that put him through such unspeakable agony--couldn't be beaten out of him entirely. To discover that his faith in Su Xiyan hadn't been misplaced, to the contrary: his beloved hadn't scorned him at all, but rather fought to the miserable end to protect the fruition of their genuine feelings of love when she couldn't protect tlj or herself.

How MXTX has sqq deliberately draw parallels between their situation and that of ygy+sj and tlj+sx; desperately wishing it might not be too late for them. The concept of breaking cycles of abuse and harm pervasive throughout the newly devised story, how it evolves for the better only when love takes the place of power, pride, and domination. How the moment sqq chooses vulnerability instead of saving face, the genre shifts to the so-called "cringe" girly genre where most if not every character is more fulfilled, more true to themselves. How the "male-oriented" former genre was aimlessly sensationalized and sexualized, how it was a sustained performance of aspirational toxic masculinity. How men objectify other men without end. All of the unspoken gendered implications that come with that.

Anyways. Going to go put my head in a sandbox and try to process everything I just witnessed because even a second reading is not enough to find a modicum of closure.

#svsss #bingqiu #moshang #i swear to god this series is just 'gay man who doesn't know shit inflicting his delusional reality on everyone else and inciting chaos' #and literally it's slapstick levels of hilarious every single time; mxtx never change #also i fully agree that we did not get NEARLY enough mobei-jun and sqh/airplane content #the amount of mental illness to mental illness communication going on there was astonishing #mobei-jun being afraid of his uncle and bringing sqh because that's the only person he trusts fully (WAILING NOISES) #sqh having a tantrum but running away because for the first time he was honest about his needs + his dissatisfaction with catering to other #how that reflects his narrative compulsions and how he felt forced to warp more creative story paths for the sake of survival as a writer #how sqq's restoration of much of his original intent--as well as mobei-jun's acceptance of his needs--helps airplane begin to heal #how his happiness begins; how just like sqq he wanders in such confusion and denial before he's forced to realize what truly matters to him #SHREK VOICE: STORIES HAVE. L A Y E R S #it feels like modern day shakespeare and when i say that i don't mean it in a hollow elevating sense i mean it more like #mxtx just hits that perfect balance of poignance but also hilarious concentric circles of botched communication and brainworms #okay but real talk for a minute? .........;-; #the way lbh constantly struggles with such a crushing feeling that he'll be abandoned over any little mishap/thing/problem #really hit me where it hurts??? if only because its so clearly an anxiety that stems from original goods' upbringing #the way it becomes even more heartrending when you think back to all the sect leaders clamoring that he should have been killed as an infan #that he should have been aborted as a fetus--insisting right in front of him that his birth was a mistake and a disgrace #over having demon blood in his veins. like my god that scene is so viscerally upsetting i struggle to read it #the way its so easy to see the demons as a manifestation of otherness in precipitated form #how both sqq and sqh are influenced by human rhetoric without evening meaning to--assuming the worst against their better judgment #how both sqq and sqh both struggle with their own otherness in different ways and only find solace when they begin to accept who they are #how their lovers (lbh and mbj respectively) both are willing to navigate those confusing waters with them #how both demons love them as they are--accept them as they are despite how difficult forgiveness of perceived betrayal is for them #ty mxtx for changing my brain chemistry #as i get older i have such a fondness for the messiness of thematic queer self-discovery and growth into self-acceptance #that and how youth can so easily be defined by perfectionistic self-harm and the violence of repression

[nattikay]

friendly reminder that Neteyam is a well-adjusted kid who has a good relationship with his parents, that he tries his darnedest to be a good warrior because he genuinely looks up to his dad and wants to be like him, and that the idea that Jake and Neytiri are "forcing" him to be perfect, that they "stole his childhood" or that he's "not allowed" to be a kid, etc. are all pure fanfiction with little to no evidence in canon thanks bye

#avatar #avatar 2 #neteyam #given how hesitant Jake is to let Neteyam fight I can absolutely GUARANTEE you that there was almost certainly NEVER an interaction... #...in which Neteyam said ''hey Mom and Dad I'm gonna go hang out with Lo'ak and Kiri now'' #and Jake and Neytiri reply ''no son you're too old for such childish things you must come do Adult Tasks that you secretly hate instead #so you can be the Perfect Future Olo'eyktan™" #THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN #AND IT'S NOT “IMPLIED” TO HAVE HAPPENED EITHER #Y'ALL MADE THAT UP IN YOUR HEADS #along with the idea that Neteyam secretly hates his lot in life and is internally yearning to be A Normal Kid™ #guys Neteyam WANTS to be a warrior he WANTS follow in Jake's footsteps he strives so hard because HE *WANTS* TO OF HIS OWN ACCORD #there is absolutely d i d d l y s q u a t that suggests this path is being “forced” on him #or that he is being secretly ~crushed under the pressure~ and Just Wants to Be Free or w/e #you. made. that. up. #it's not a canon aspect of his character #and. look. if you wanna explore the idea of him being ''crushed under pressure'' in a fanfic #because you find it interesting or it helps you work through your own stuff then hey be my guest #but once you start saying stuff like #''oh i feel so bad for [canon] Neteyam because he died before he could break free of his parents' toxic influence'' #Shut Up™ #neteyam's parents were not a toxic influence; he was never forced into being something he didn't want to be; his childhood was not “stolen” #he did not have anything to “break free” of. you are injecting extra layers of tragedy that aren't actually there #you are giving yourself extra grief for things that were never canon #stahp #feel free to write whatever you want in fanfiction but please i am begging you #to be aware of which ideas are actually present in the movie vs. which ones are just fanfiction

[c00kiesart]

Listen how in the hell has NO BODY THOUGHT OF THIS YET-

Also posted this to my Twitter!

#I MEAN HES GOT THE V I B E S #he translates S O well into this style #there’s already one mha mod but LET US INCLUDE THE GUY THAT L I T E R A L L Y USES HIS VOICE IN BATTLE #mha #mha present mic #present mic #hizashi yamada #mha hizashi #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero acedamia #friday night funkin #fnf #cookiesart #digital art #crossover #fandom crossover #art #artists on tumblr #illustration

[frnkiebby]

S is for Sweaty

pretty little drowned rat~🎃

#honestly there were so many options #i fucking cant hes so fucking gorgeous #i want to scritch his stupid beard hairs #just give him good scritches #everywhere #what #no #yes #…..y e s #FellowWhore Appreciation Day #follower milestone #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[raayllum]

me asking myself if callum would torture someone for information if rayla or ezran's lives were on the line

#tdp #snake boi callum #mine #memes #text post #post of all time. to me #tag ramble #personal fave #cause i really do love this gif #thinking about this bc i'm writing a scene where my OC protag does torture someone and #she's generally more extreme than callum is in general #and i was like 'would he do something like this?' #and not in the same manner (the one she picks is particularly cruel) #but my immediate response was 'no! callum would Never torture someone' #then my brain whispered 'for ezra tho?' and it was like #s i g h s . y e a h #rayla would threaten someone with her knives (hi terry <3) but i do wonder how much she'd actually hurt them #she'd hurt them at least a lil tho #ezran would be staunchly opposed bc he is a Good King lmao

[andy-clutterbuck]

#Andrew Lincoln #* #andygifs #there he is #the mayor of Dilfshire #big cozy dilf energy #*stealing his hoodie* #blue really is his color #his E Y E S #time to drown #IMMACULATE scruff #H A N D S #even his wrists are nice #i hate myself

[sigmastolen]

shower thought: for blue mutants like beast, nightcrawler, mystique, is that blue from pigment? or is it structural? like, there are only a handful of animals that produce an actual blue pigment and iirc they're all butterflies; any blue animal "with a backbone," as NPR put it, uses structural coloration

so if their blue is structural, is it pretty stable, like a macaw or a blue jay? or does it change from different angles, like a morpho butterfly or a hummingbird's gorget?

specifically: what if kurt has been iridescent this whole time ???

#hear me out i think this could be implied by the way his shadows are characteristically drawn #that black mask of shadow? you're at the wrong angle for the blue to refract that's just melanin babey #disclaimer i am not a biologist or a physicist i am but an illiterate musician #i also have not kept up with x-men comics in y e a r s and did not even attempt to look this up #thinky thoughts #kurt wagner #nightcrawler #thrilling picture narrative #sworn to protect a world that hates and fears them #wow maybe i do need a nightcrawler tag #science!!!!

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 4

Geralt is the captain of a pirate ship, named "Kaer Morhen." Perhaps he's still a witcher, perhaps he's just a regular old human (with white hair and golden eyes? Lol) His brothers (and "cousins" from other witcher schools) Now I can see this going two different ways, so choose a favorite (or make up your own, I am only the beginning, I hold no affront of being anything more) Jaskier is a nobleman's son, aboard his family's ship, possibly on his way to be forced into a marriage to a woman he doesn't love. And either he falls overboard or he's shoved off as a murder attempt, but he's lost in the ocean. Lambert (or someone else, but I love to imagine how Lambert would attempt to call this out to his captain who he doesn't take seriously 90% of the time, #brothers) calls that he spots a man bobbing in the sea, and they haul him up. The majority of the crew sees sight of his jewels and finery and insists on holding him ransom. But when the prisoner wakes up and isn't afraid of death, Geralt looks into this a little more. Apparently their prisoner won't get a ransom because his entire family despise him and his want to run away and become a bard. Funny. Most pirate ships have entertainers aboard to help the pirates deal with months of nothing but ocean. Perhaps they'll have use of this dumb twink after all. OR, option number two Jaskier is a nobleman's son, chained and starved for the crime of wanting to become a bard and not wanting to marry some prissy noblewoman. He hears a lot of loud noises and screams and then a bunch of burly men in fur cloaks stomp down and start rifling through their supplies. One catches eye of him and immediately yells to the captain. The captain is a very handsome man with silver locks and bright eyes, and the dreaded pirate captain is treating Jaskier with more kindness and gentleness than his family or their workers ever have. The pirate hauls Jaskier up into his arms and carries him to their own ship, laying him down in his own bed, and looking over his injuries and sending one of his crewmembers to make hm a fine meal. Jaskier begins telling the captain of his abusive life beforehand and mentions that all he's ever wanted is to spread music and love, and shockingly enough, this big scary (gorgeous) man doesn't even laugh at him for it.. Oh fuck he's falling in love-

♡!Optional addons!♡ • Geralt gayly teaching his bard how to swordfight!!!

• Perhaps Jaskier's family is crueler and has done more than beat him, perhaps they've stabbed him or something, and the very last thing he sees before he passes out from bloodloss is Geralt (Maybe he even thinks he's an angel! Lmfao)

• Geralt getting lovingly bullied by his brothers for taking care of his songbird so well

• Geralt's crew revenge-robbing or revenge-killing Jaskier's family if we do Option one for the story (attempted-murder route), since it's implied it happens in Option Two while they ransack the ship-

• Perhaps I'll do a sequel for this prompt one day for Mermaid Jaskier, I do LOVE mermaids, take this as a much smaller and much less detailed prompt for if you want that idea, too! Perhaps the Pankratz ship has a captured mer aboard, parched and dehydrated (I just mostly think it'd be funny if Geralt was checking his pulse and if he has any injuries while random other witches dump buckets of sea water on him-)

#fanfiction prompts #geralt x dandelion #geraskier #geralt x jaskier #the witcher #witcher fanfiction #writing prompts #alternate universe #strangers to lovers #mutual pining #story prompts #writing prompt #pirate au #pirates #pirate geralt #nobleman jaskier #Geralt loves his bard! #Optional smut scene where Geralt shows Jaskier that there is a nice way to be tied up #jaskier thinks geralt swordfighting is hot and that's canon #requited unrequited love #plot bunny #Its so great that people are starting to like and reblog my dumb gay ramblings about my otp #like i am my own target audience but omg the possibility of these one day actually getting written into fics is just so Y E S #pray writers find me and like me guys i want to read good fics with no unlikable-asshole netflix geralt

[deus-ex-mona]

sorry, chizuutan, may you have better luck with your next oshi </3

#[gimme gimme call plays in the bg] #i’d love to be a fly on the wall when chizuutan realises that *maybe* aizo is 1000% in love with yujiro #(aka the guy she thought she didn’t have to worry about) #get with the programme girl haven’t you s e e n samishigariya #s e r i o u s l y manifesting more rofan concepts for lxl with them as the ml and fl respectively #i’d c r y if we got a villainess yujiro x whipped male lead aizo (with og fl chizuutan maybe?) style song #i want to hear yujiro do the ojousama laugh and aizo cheering on his flashtag women’s wrongs #(kinda like that hourglass villainess story; but aizo as the ml does more than just cheer fl!yujiro on in the bg) #.wait. now that’s an idea… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #chizuutan chizpost #LXL MEOTO CRISIS 2K24

[emilyblame]

#waterparks #awsten knight #desaturated Awsten #e y e s #don’t mind me i’m totally normal about his eyes doing THAT