#his heart eyes are no joke

[heartscrypt]

"this isn't the proper meme format" yeah well i cant control them they're freaks sorry they defy the logic of the original meme okay

#twst #twisted wonderland #azul ashengrotto #jamil viper #jamiazu #azujami #azul x jamil #jamil x azul #ashenviper #jazul #heartscribbles #first time coloring a joke post we did it guys #do we prefer it yes or no #''the thought bubbles should be the other way around'' No. You Don't Get It #yeah it would be the other way around. IF THEY WERE NORMAL PEOPLE #azul heart eyes at the idea of jamil just being Fucking awful to him because he loves when jamil is nefarious and evil #jamils noting this one down as an intrusive thought hes not going to think about it too hard ever again #he's categorizing it with the Use His UM On Annoying People and Strangle Kalim thoughts (thoughts that he doesn't want to act on) #god my favorite trope to do with jamil in jamiazu is like. #when jamil feels like even the Slightest hint of romantic attraction or even just general fondness towards azul for just a moment #and then immediately afterwards hes like What the fuck that was weird SNAP OUT OF IT I HATE THIS GUY #so funny yall im crazy delusional about these two

[designernishiki]

strongly believe that those few lines in kiwami 2 where majima hits on kaoru while half-dead in the street were literally just put there to try (and fail) to negate how fucking gay it looks when kiryu cradles a bloody badly-injured majima in his arms as majima tells him that he basically just fought an entire army of yakuza singlehandedly for kiryu and kiryu alone, fully aware that doing so would almost definitely be the death of him. but you know. whatever

#would majima hit on someone while bleeding out and coughing up blood on a city street? absolutely #would it be kaoru he’s hitting on? after kiryu just swooped in and held him in his arms and all that? #fuck no it wouldn’t #A) kiryu’s right there and makes way more sense to be all heart eyes over at that moment in time. B) majima would never go out with a #fucking COP are you kidding me #honestly part of me thinks saying that to her was literally just some form of joke/teasing/something like that cause it’s so absurd pfhdhfjd #anyway. thoughts #rambling #yakuza kiwami 2 #yakuza #rgg #kazumaji

[aballadforbarbatos]

solomon: i've had enough of this. oi, lovebirds! lucifer!

lucifer: what do you want.

solomon: i'm breaking you two up. i want to talk to mc without having to deal with your jealousy getting in the way

mc: oh, solomon! that's so flattering, but i really don't think i'm lucifer's type, haha

solomon:

lucifer:

solomon: mc, you have no idea how funny i find this

#is mc oblivious or are they just trying to make a joke at lucifer's expense #idk ur the mc #i personally would not be oblivious but some of you are gay or whatever so #obey me #obey me swd #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me solomon #obey me incorrects #obey me incorrect quotes #lucifer thinks he's not being obvious as he spoils you and obviously plays favourites and has hearts in his eyes whenever he looks at you #he is wrong

[starry-bi-sky]

Hello!! Question about clone^2, what are the styles of Danny and Damian? Like day to day stuff for example. Does Danny buy Damian the traditional 8 yr old clothes (dinosaurs with sunglasses tees, stuff like that) or does Damian already have a style he likes? And Danny! I know that Sam gives Danny various punk hairstyles and that he prefers gender neutral stuff but outside of that what would Danny wear in general?

You don’t have to answer of course, but I’ll give you a thank you in advance!

- kindest regards, Gas Can

I LOVE GETTING ASKS NO WORRIES MY GUY. AS MY FAVORITE SAYING GOES 'THE QUICKEST WAY TO STARRY'S HEART IS THROUGH HER ASK BOX'.

And I love this question, this is a good one!! If damian's 8 then he's been around the fenton house for about a year or so. I can't see baby dames ever willingly wearing traditional child-like clothes, at least not in the beginning when he first arrives at the Fenton house. Which he'd be around 6-7.

Danny tells him (with the help of google translate) that he's going shopping to buy him new clothes sometime during Damian's early stay since the little man had been wearing the same clothes he arrived in for a while (which you can find here with the reblog of the colored version) and honestly he probably asks damian if he wants to come along to pick something out. he doesn't know the kid's style and it might be a bad idea because damian might make a run for it, but danny's caught him before at this point.

(plus he'll need help carrying bags - his hands are freshly injured and still smarting. they're not as bad as they will be in the future, but hand injuries hurt. consider it repayment for being the cause of it, damian)

And early Damian would choose clothes that remind him most of the league - so dark colors, more formal styles, think like how you'd imagine his original template to dress like, if you will. Danny is side-eyeing him in judgy bewilderment, but says nothing other than to complain about the price tag. Of which Damian has no idea what he's saying. He'd stick with those clothes until he has his little moment with Danny in the OPS Center where he finally tells him he's a clone (even though Danny already knows) and that he doesn't want to go back. After that he'd reluctantly and steadily start branching out.

So eight year old Damian, whose begun to chill out more and act more like a child his age would? I don't think he'd ever wear graphic t-shirts about kids shows, but I can see him wearing graphic tees of like, animal facts on it, animals, stars, etc etc, and then plain shirts in a variety of increasing color. I have this mental image that Danny buys Damian one of those joke shirts that says "bro I'm 8" / "this is what an awesome eight year old looks like" (with two thumbs pointing at itself) and Damian wears it to school a week later. Damian's variety of shirts increases the more comfortable he gets and the more he comes into his own identity.

Damian also, steadily, keeps stealing Danny's flannels even if they're almost comically large on him. They're comfy and he's embracing his role as baby brother (and also he really looks up to him because he understands, to an extent, of what danny's done for him). Danny and the Fentons start buying Damian his own after a while because, well, he can't keep taking Danny's.

And Danny! I'm so glad you mentioned Danny, my favorite GNC boy. I keep forgetting myself sometimes that I gave him long hair, even if it is my favorite thing about him. And honestly? Danny doesn't really do much with his hair if Sam isn't styling it. He usually lets it stay down on his head, and then pulls it back into a ponytail or a half-ponytail at school depending on what he's doing (gym vs a test).

He keeps it in a ponytail as phantom to keep it out of his face, and then when he's working on a Ghost Case he sometimes has it up in a (messy™) bun because the feeling of having his hair on his neck when its in a ponytail drives him nuts, especially when sleep deprived. Sam teaches him how to braid it back into a simple braid and its become a new fidget for him to braid his hair and then unbraid it. It's easier to keep off his face than a ponytail, so he sometimes braids it back when he's sneaking out as phantom. It happens more often once he gets skilled at it.

And danny's style! I know you probably only meant his hairstyle, but I also wanna talk about his aesthetic! He doesn't really put much into his appearance. Very teenager-y boy 'threw on the first thing i saw on a hanger/floor' type, but he kinda has a bit more of a casual, soft grungy-like look as an older teen. Just some hints of Sam's influence - and you know what, some of Tucker's as well because that's his best friend too.

(Off topic but 19yo Danny from my Childhood Friends Dead On Main au has a similar style that's a bit soft punk as well, and that is somewhat more intentional on CFAU Danny's part. Why make an au if I can't play dress up with my favorite character? :))

Mostly because I read a Spider-Man x DP fic that described Danny (from an outsider's pov) as looking kinda like a skater boy who listens to alt rock music and it's been my personal interpretation of him ever since. So he has band tees, flannels, graphic tees with jokes on them, shirts with astronomy facts on them, and idk if he'd ever buy ripped jeans but Sam has certainly bought him some and they fit so *shrugs* he wears them. And he has one or two of those denim jackets with the hoodie sewn inside it. And from Tucker he has a few turtlenecks because Tucker reads as a turtleneck-kinda guy, geek chic-ish.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #danny fenton is a clone #danny fenton is not the ghost king #damian wayne has a clone #the quickest way to starry's heart is through her ask box #its not a starry post unless its long #srsly tho i love getting asks even if i haven't answered them. so anyone who sends me an ask: i see them!! i love them!!! if i havent- #answered it its because I can't think of anything *to* say to it that i think would make a fulfilling ask. but i see it and i love it #unmentioned in the post but danny also has a few black croptops of the rave-variety from when he needs to pull what he likes to call a #'brucie wayne moment' and its my favorite part of the clone danny au bc youre gonna look me in the eye and say that there's a- #non-malicious TEENAGE bruce wayne clone running around and he DOESNT have a brucie wayne impression? brucie wayne is a #walking meme in of himself. absolutely a teenage clone of him would pretend to be him sometimes even if its a joke. he wouldnt get away wit #being bruce wayne considering the 30 year age gap BUT acting like him? he can do that AND make someone (or a dozen) swoon at the same time #danny has his identity crisis issues but that doesnt mean he can't have FUN with it. he shares a face with the biggest himbo alive yes he #will use that to his advantage when he's aware of it. #gas can anon #i love that signoff btw #brucie wayne is half the reason i made the clone danny au for a reason - the pure shenanigans of having his face #could potentially cause #like yeah he’s batman’s clone blah blah blah but BRUCIE WAYNE. THE BIMBO HIMSELF

[twinkodium]

He’s unreal 🥺🥺🥺

#with his rosy cheeks #with that cute smile that could light up the whole world #the nice hands and thighs on display all the time #neck that is always necking with my fav two moles on his Adam’s apple #with his flat smile like a polite cat #with the bed hair that doesn’t need to be styling #it is hot as it is #and with the way he’s looking at Lando #smiling like crazy with heart eyes 🥺 #I’m seriously in love and I’m not joking #this freaking video just knocked me off my feet and I can’t handle it #I’m so soft genuinely have soft thoughts atm #it’ll change with time I’m sure but now I’m just whipped 🥺 #sweet spot for them in my heart!! #f1 #oscar piastri #lando norris #my papaya boys 🥹🧡 #mctwinks

[merlinemrys]

anyway im obsessed with merwen’s crush era they should’ve kissed more actually 🙄

#shows #bbc merlin #merlin s1 #merwen #gwen #merlin #text #tais toi lys #post 1x04 they’re a little awkward around each other but they’re still friends and then one day merlin kisses her out of the blue and they #and they both stop what they’re doing and giggle and then merlin catches her smiling mouth with his—slower this time—and deepens their kiss #and they continue doing that for a few months because they have an unspoken agreement that they DO like each other but they’re far too busy #to ever become romantically involved and then they get Separate crushes on other people and they don’t kiss anymore but there is always a #fondness in their hearts whenever they see each other; a little secret between them! sometimes (when gwen is queen) they make jokes about it #and arthur’s like ‘merlin what are you prattling on about?’ and merlin grins and kisses gwen’s hand before saying ‘oh nothing much sire. #just flirting with your wife!’ and arthur rolls his eyes while gwen giggles and kisses his cheek before she pushes him away #IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM AHAHAHAHAHA SOOOOOO NORMAL #*

[solb4dman]

I practically js started playing rdr2 mid march so I don't know jackshit ab it,,

BUT THE MENNNNNNNNN LORD THE MEN.

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #ARTHUR MORGAN #ARTHUR MORGAN THE MAN YOU ARE I HATE YOU I NEED YOU ASAPPPP!!! #OHMYGOD JAVIER ESCUELLA NDNBHHHHSHHHH STOP!! #JAVIER BY THE CAMPFIRE USING HIS GUITAR?? I WANT TO TEAR MY HAIR OUT #I need javier's songs by the campfire on spotify asap plieze I need it. #CHARLES SMITH #JAVIER ESCUELLA #CHARLES SMITH. THE MAN YOUUUUU AREEEE. I'M LITERALLY FLOATING OVER W HEART EYES I'M COMING FOR U #guys is it wrong if I say dutch HAHAHAHSHA I'm joking totally... #kieran is strangely babygirl I'm so srs #kieran is a LOSER nd I live for that #kieran duffy #dutch van der linde #there's too many tags I'm sorry HAJAJAHAJ

[warpedpuppeteer]

The 'danger' sign behind Eddie is taking me out. Eddie, my dude, the universe is literally screaming at you right now. Danger! Your man Buck is jealous!!

#*chuckles* i'm in danger meme #but it's just eddie hanging out with a random dude and having a blast #and buck is literally seething and imagining himself shooting all the hatred in his heart from his eyes in a laserbeam #that destroys tommy where he stands #911 abc #911 spoilers #I'll make every joke out of this jealous buck concept until the episode airs #just watch me #eddie diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley

[turtletoria]

me to me after consuming dairy

#turtlearts #wordgirl #wg #dr two brains #steven boxleitner #also. kind of swag of him to not take accountability for his actions and to blame someone else lmao #<-- sarcasm btw #he is my scrungly. disgorsting little guy heart emoji #i characterize him as being very well meaning and kind and generous #but still capable of being an absolute bastard #and not very good with animals #judging from squeakys horrible little cage and the fact he had a whole ass elephant in a lab #like. man is a walking osha violation probably #again i think hes very caring and kind but definitely has a bit of an arrogant streak in the way he may think everything will go in his #favor. does this make sense. #argh i want to emphasize that hes nice and cool!!!!!! but also got a mean streak!!!!!!!!!! ok thats all!! #hes a stem major after all *rolls eyes* #<-- that was a joke guys dont come for me im a chem minor

[infriga]

Some people have been saying that live action Sanji feels a little bit more soft and endearing than manga Sanji, but they can't pinpoint why because he does still feel like Sanji. Some people think it's just Taz's acting, and he does do a great job, but I don't think that's the main reason. Others think his flirting has been turned down a bit, but honestly it hasn't really? He still openly flirts with Nami when they first meet, and he still says things like "women are a mystery to be unraveled" and other goofy simp stuff. And his kindness like being willing to feed the hungry no matter what is obviously something that was always there (it's why Luffy chose him in the first place. Hell, in the manga he chooses Sanji as his cook before he ever actually tastes Sanji's cooking, simply because he sees Sanji feed Gin and realizes what kind of person Sanji is).

But there is a difference! And I've figured out what it is, because there IS one manga/anime Sanji trait that wasn't present in live action Sanji: his hatred of men.

Live action Sanji isn't a misandrist anymore 😳

#One piece #OPLA #OPLA spoilers #Obviously it was played for jokes he wasn't like actively cruel towards men and was kind to them too #Like feeding them if they were starving #And he obviously cared about his friends #He was misandrist is a silly cartoonish way #But it did highlight the way he treated women differently from men and made his flirting and simping come across as way more over the top #In comparison to how he behaved towards women #And I think it was a smart choice because English speaking audiences are especially sensitive to that sort of thing these days #I think the only other thing that gives him a slightly different vibe #is live action can't give him heart eyes or have him do the wiggling stuff lol #So his simping feels toned down even though technically he simps a similar amount as in canon #I do think it's funny how some fans like him better in live action because of this on tumblr dot com aka the OG man hating website #Like fans who are caught up understand WHY he's hostile towards men compared to women in canon (see: WCI) #but I don't mind them leaving it out in the live action #And it isn't like an integral key to who he is as a person/character #People who were already Sanji fans knew he was their problematic little meow meow #But it's nice that live action can showcase his kind and soft side a bit more #Like that stuff is already there in canon but he's a little more tsundere about it y'know? Lol

[just-null-cult]

You like noritoshi? Das crazy (I love him so much it's so rare to see someone else who loves him too and your art is so good???? Omfg he's so cute??? Slay)

i just really liked smth abt him! he's such a good boy.. but his abilities are so fucking cool which makes his stiffness with people so much better. IDK WHY HES NOT THAT POPULAR. ALL OF YOU SHOULD LOVE HIM! THIS SHOULDN'T BE RARE

#tysm for liking my art btw makes my heart happy that it pleased your eyes #that shit gives me an art high thats uncomparable #and i love drawing so this is a beneficial relationship for us both! #and for obvious reasons yes i was joking abt needing to love him. im not forcing you to do shit #but also stan noritoshi fr 🤟 #he's so cute i love him #i love when people have correct opinions such as yours anon #my goal is to indoctrinate everyone into liking Noritoshi so that a nendroroid of his is released and i can get my mitts on him #let's fucking go #???

[found--family]

am i the only one who sensed some jilted lover vibes from jensen? 

#burcon #cockles #thoughts #at the start of the panel and through a few particular interactions he seemed very standoffish #he was giving a little bitter and hurt and perhaps even resentful - maybe he only learned of misha's gf #at this con too! maybe it was news to him. on top of not seeing misha for months i can understand #if he was feeling a bit neglected and out of the loop. there's also the matter of misha's gf not being #in a poly thing with jensen and dee like vicki was ie. what she has with misha is seperate so i'm sure #that's another difficult thing to deal with knowing their time together is strictly separate #i've no doubt he wants misha to have a partner and be happy but there's an adjustment period #letting new people into your life and whoever misha's partner is now or in the future is going to #affect jensen on a personal level and moreover his relationship with misha. it's all very intriguing #and while i like what little i've seen and heard about this woman for misha i just think no matter who #she is it's going to take a toll on jensen's relationship w misha. i thought it was plain to see on jensen's face #during their panel: numerous moments where he was giving a poker face that wasn't covering a laugh #but instead like he was trying to smooth out his bitterness. or so my eyes and brain and heart tell me. #just various moments where things looked uncomfortable and jensen making off-colour jokes that didn't land #and which furthermore were barbed and snarky - not in their usual banter way but like he was lashing out #and using the excuse of chaotic panel convo to explain away his comedic pitfalls. but again maybe i'm #looking to much into it? idk. there are some lovely moments! fun and caring moments - but they #mainly came from misha's direction ngl. it seemed like misha was trying hard to keep the peace #while jensen was just running his mouth on comments and jokes that kept not landing - for me #everyone on my dash is loving their dynamic this panel - and i want to feel that love! it is possible that #learning misha has a gf has skewed my perception a little like i'm putting context onto moments #i otherwise wouldn't. but i also think i would've laughed and generally felt better watching their panel #if that was the case. idk. whatever the reason i do think something was OFF between them on stage #and it was coming from jensen from the start. misha picked up on it partway though but things felt #a little strained throughout. like jensen wasn't looking at misha as much as usual or reaching out for him #misha tried to salvage and not react to things. but both their answers to the last Q were passive aggressive af #and when they left the stage together they weren't close or touching or chatting like they usually are...

[chirpsythismorning]

Mike being closed off, annoyed, defensive, and borderline irate a majority of the time throughout the series, is a defense mechanism.

It's because, if no one knows who Mike truly is at his core, then they cant judge or hurt who he truly is. It's a mask. They can hate him, but it's not even really him so... Jokes on them, right?

But Will. Will makes Mike feel like he's better for being different...

Mike evidently see's Will as someone that knows Mike at his core and still wants to be around him in part for those very qualities. This is the only person Mike has been able to consistently show a more vulnerable side of himself to, and it's because Will himself embodies those qualities that Mike is scared to reveal, out of fear that he will be judged for who he truly is.

All Mike's most vulnerable scenes? I can guarantee you will was present for almost all of them (definitely all of the major ones).

Mike is just not as honest in showing others how he is feeling quite like he is with Will. At the most he might lash out and hope it gets the people around him to leave him alone so that he can be honest with himself in the privacy of a moment with his own thoughts...

However, get Mike around Will and he's head in hands, literally the most vulnerable we ever see him.

Like WTF even is this???? How did we move on?

#byler #stranger things #like this isn't the mike we've seen all season... #this is mike at his lowest #and he's wearing it loudly and proudly #notably in a moment alone with will #like that first shot genuinely makes my heart hurt #i just picture mike rolling his eyes or staring in disgust #and can't help but think where is that kid rn??? #and it's like? Is that even mike in his truest form? #or is it mike making due with the hand dealt to him #when his family is making demand about things and treat things he loves like his toys and dnd as this big joke #its no wonder he's dejected and annoyed at home #it's a coping mechanism folks #meaning when mike has accepted himself and he's happy and living life the way he wants in the end #he's going to be smiling and the most carefree and content we've ever seen him #not looking disgruntled and annoyed... #while that will always be apart of mike #it's not like he's never going to roll his eyes again just bc he got the boy #BUT it's not going to be his whole personality where anyone and everyone is pissing him off for some reason #he's not going to have a reason to be mad about bullshit anymore when he can finally be himself authentically #bc that was in large part what caused the mask in the first place

[thaliasthunder]

as an atheist that was even physically forced to hear unsolicited religious discourses of "how wrong i am", how "im gonna burn in hell" or "god hates/is dissapointed of me" from believers after saying im atheist, magnus being atheist without being antagonized or questioned for it is something so fucking personal to me

#not me opening up about my religious trauma #anyway jokes aside #i think magnus is really the first openly atheist character that is not antagonized for it #or in his 'spiritual path of becoming a believer' #he's just a silly guy that happens to be atheist #(bonus points bc this is a CHILDREN'S BOOK) #guys u dont understand the first time magnus said he was atheist in tsos my eyes literally got WATERY #like my city is not even that religious people just act stupid and intolerant when they see something that they're not used to #and trust me after years it gets fucking FRUSTRATING constantly having to hear believers telling me 'why i should believe' #like bitch leAVE ME ALONEEEE #it's not like i go around telling believers 'why the should not believe' bc i know that's nOT MY FUCKING BUSINESS #anyway every time magnus reminds the reader he's atheist it feels like a comfort hug to me #like him doing a pat pat on my head and saying 'u'r doing nothing wrong u silly girl' #😔 #atheist magnus i hold u close to my heart #magnus chase #mcga #alex fierro #samirah al abbas #fierrochase #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #rick riordan

[theghoulboysblog]

you've infected me with the better oblivion community center bug, i listen to their songs daily and have had multiple epiphanies whilst doing so, and now i gotta know: what's your top 3 songs by them and are there any lines that you love particularly?

OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR ASKING!!!!! 😭 a long time ago, i made a list of what i thought the best better oblivion songs were in order! here it is:

although i do believe those are the best songs in order, big black heart, their single little trouble, and my city will always be number ones in my eyes! for lyrics that I love, i have so many:

#better oblivion community center #the lyric ”your black heart is BIG 🖤” reminds me of shane 💛 #just since ppl joke that he’s kinda devilish #but even so #his heart is huge and he’s so loving and kind 💛 #and ”i heard the short one’s kinda famous” lyric reminds me of ryan 😭 #LMAOOO #i love infecting ppl with the music i love like a virus #although if you’re enjoying better oblivion #the man in the album (conner oberst) has a band named bright eyes! #and the girl (phoebe bridgers) has single music and a band called boygenius!!! #I highly suggest Phoebe Bridgers #I know literally every single song she has ever put out 😭 #she is my favorite artist!!! 😭

[storytellering]

the moment I see someone unironically make a "deadweight" nero joke or seriously refer to him as "deadweight" i know i can't trust them

#its the like king of the unfunny dmc dudebro jokes #like I hate to be the 'UMMMM ACTUALLY' guy but tell me you were playing with your eyes closed without telling me #the POINT is that he was never a deadweight not even to Dante #he just took it to heart because he was so desperate for Dante to acknowledge him and to feel up to task and his own inferiority complex #but the POINT was that dante blurted out something he didn't mean in the heat of the moment just to get nero out of there and #as words you dont think about in the heat of the moment often do #it stuck and cut him deeply #do you ever hear anyone refer to him as a dead weight besides the one dante line? #no!!! #the word is said exactly four times in game and three of those are nero talking back at dante since the one time hurt that badly #anyway yada yada i know its a funny haha #but it always communicates such a lack of care and respect for the source material and nero as a character to me #you can make deprecating jokes about the characters you like! #hell i insult vergil all the time #(he deserves it) #but its one thing to make actually funny and accurate insult-jokes about a character out of fondness #and another to just blindly parrot back a line that meant something completely else in context clearly without understanding what it meant #lol sorry rant over this got a bit longwinded #but the type of fan to unironically do that just bothers me #lo and behold its always the gen nonship and anti people wonder why /s