#his little noise in the background

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

You know what, fuck you, I'm not listening to your bullshit anymore *takes out my hearing aids*

#soldier zoning tf out watching spy's mouth move with muffled noises of vague french yelling in the background #tf2 #team fortress two #just needed to point out that Im not actually a hearing aid user so correct me if im wrong about smth #or just wanna talk about mobility/hearing/disabled (?) aid and stuf!! #plz educate me #i just think with all the rocket explosions right next to his face- soldier has gotta develop some kind of hearing problems #i mean I got early tinnitus for putting my music a little too loud so #hearing aids #disability #tf2 soldier #disabilitymercs

[pillowmoment]

Every day i am thankful for the pikmin 3 Olimar Voyage log videos because i am blessed with pictures like these

shocked louie frame my beloved

Edit: scared louie is my discord pfp now

#pillow activities #Pikmin #pikmin 3 #louie pikmin #he is creeping.. #He got a little spooked #Louie is so funny in the voyage log videos in almost every single one he is getting the shit beat out of him #And then in the last one idk it’s just funny #Though i can’t tell if his scared reaction is because of the noise in the background or because his name was said? #Idk maybe i’m just stupid in that regard i can’t tell why he’s creeping over and then becomes the shocked scareder

[humanbeanisnotamused]

thinking again about how brennan did not participate in the candela Instagram takeover for reasons that are in retrospect obvious and understandable and I'm imagining what would have happened if he'd done it anyway. the only thing funnier than hard launching your baby during a bit about escaping the panamanian jungle would be hard launching your baby on critical role.

#like. it's not even his show #that creature would have been like three days into her little life #oh yeah guys that noise in the background is my daughter and the dropout folks would have had to jump over like #IS YOUR FUCKING WHAT. #the moral of the story is hard launch your baby on critical role. just do it #candela obscura

[icewindandboringhorror]

sneeping with his legs up over his head for some reason... weird boye

#cats #love the second picture... skrungly sleepy well rested boye face... #since he's an elderly boy now sometimes when he wakes up from a nap he looks a bit scruffy and squinty eyed #Hard to beleive he's like 15 though.. he still looks like a kitten to me.. due to his giant round creature eyes and childlike demeanor #I think it's interesting that like... baby cats are babies. kittens are kittens. and you can tell a cat is like 'young adult' phase #looking from like a few months to maybe 1yr or 2yrs.. but after that they just always look the same to me #a 5 yr old cat is a 10 yr old cat is a 15 year old cat. unless the cat in question is particulalry aged or youthful #I still have so so little energy... it's been icy here this week. like not even FUN but just scary icy even thoguh i lOOOVE the cold #and its my favorite weather. I think it'd be okay actually if I had a woodburning stove/fireplace/hearth thing. literally thats my only #concern with the power going out. I genuinely don't mind stuff like having to go to the bathroom in buckets or cook over a fire or do other #less conveninet things. Its just that if eveyrhtng is electric then you have no way to cook and all of that. well.. and I literally need #background noise to go to sleep lest my ocd sprials become so loud I am slowly driven into maddness.. but a few battery packs or something #and a phone with one downloaded video I could play on repeat is fine for that. I dont need internet. ANYWAY.. so so sad that my fav #orite season ever (winter) is here. and the first cold of the winter is like... just an ice storm that you cant even walk in. I #love like 4 feet of snow where you can play in it and stuff. But just a thin flat sheet of a few inches of ice over every imaginable surfac #is not really playable. the wind speeds are so high and so many trees fall it's actually not that safe to go hang out outside anyway unless #you were in a totally clear open field. which is SAD also because i love ice and high winds. i love to stand out there and get whipped in t #he face with ice crystals and feel like I'm in some dramatic movie or something. but alas.. the threat of being attacked by a falling tree. #I did go out some but again it's like. literallyyou cant walk on it. so I just squatted and dragged myself along the ground lol #One of my stories has a whole section where the main characters are trapped in a deadly cold environment for a week and have to use magic #to survive and etc. etc. so I'm always like.. ouuu.. I should go in the ice.. it's Writing Research actually.. *foolishly gets frostbite* #THOUGH yesterday I went on a harrowing evil journey down a bunch of icy hilly roads to go check on some person's cat because the cat #had been left in the house for like 5 days at that point with nobody to check on them and nobody else seemed to want to do anything #about it (like call all of the neighbors or try to get someone out there) so I just went myself with a roommate who agreed to drive me. #It seemed acting totally normal and I gave it more food and water but.. I am still worried about it.. Apparently the person will be able #to get back to their house tomorrow but.. I dont trust them. But I couldnt take the cat with me because it's like.. a stranger's cat #basically and also no carrier + very skittish.. so I feared if I just tried to carry them bare handed they'd definitely leap from my grasp #and then it'd be like.. sliding on a sheet of ice chasing a cat and so on.. I still think they need to be watched for health issues tho >:| #ANYWAY.... many cat adventures lately... and strange weather... I wish for a normal week without always so many Things Happening.. augh

[dirtytransmasc]

Ok but what do you think the experience of teaching the kids to drive was like for Alicole? I’m literally laughing at all of the images lollll

Alicole is gonna have some grey hairs after teaching 4 kids, their kids in particular, to put it one way.

all of them are, lovingly, nightmares when it comes to driving, and they give their parents a run for their money with how many ways they can be nightmares.

Aegon's a natural driver, he's just anxious as all hell, he has no trust in people or the rules of the road to actually keep him safe, he stalls and flounder's a lot, especially when crossing lanes of traffic to get somewhere. he's convinced driving is useless the first close call he experiences, cause this is just too dangerous and there are too many variables and people are stupid. but as time goes on and he is forced to drive more and more, his parents supporting him to just let himself get used to it, he begrudgingly goes for his permit and then his license, and while he's still an anxious driver, he doesn't mind it. (he likes driving late at night on back roads, cause there's never anyone out there). he definitely choked both his mum and his dad with his harsh stops, initiating the seat belt lock as they slam into them. Criston nearly lost it when Aegon stalled out on a 5-lane intersection, they don't like to talk about it.

Helaena is very literal when it comes to rules of the road. she's definitely like me when I first learned to drive, going exactly the speed limit, trying to drive straight by making sure her steering wheel is perfectly center instead of making little corrections here and there, so she ends up going more or less diagonally at times, a little heavy on the gas. plenty of things that makes her parent's anxious, especially cause a lot of people on the road get angry about her going "so slow". but once she gets the hang of it she's a good driver, though she prefer's to be a passenger princess, as she likes to be able to continue her daydreaming, and is a bit of a speed devil. definitely listens to audiobooks and bug documentaries in the car.

Aemond took forever to learn to drive, cause he not only had to learn the basics, but he had to learn to drive down an eye and with a bunch of driving accommodations. he's really committed and not all that bad at it, his parents anxiety mostly comes from the fact that he wants to drive a big ass truck and that he is a very confident driver with multiple large pinches of road rage. it's a lot less of them trying to teach him to drive, he picked that up over night, it's trying to keep him from committing vehicular manslaughter.

Daeron, like always, as he was raised by his siblings, picked up both the best and worst of them. He's very all or nothing, he's either going smooth and fast or slamming the breaks, super focused or his head's in the clouds, can be very apologetic on the road, but if he gets pushed around too much, he's going nuclear. he's truly their source of grey hairs, after Aemond, they make him wait till like... 18 or 19 to actually get his license, and it isn't helped by the fact that he's the baby of the family, so they're naturally a little overprotective. funnily enough, when him and his siblings are doing things they probably shouldn't, he's the designated driver, even prior to him getting his license (just wait till Alicole finds out they're going to have a stroke).

the kids all stressed them out, but they love them.

Bonus: The kids and their cars.

Aegon has an older Volvo sedan, it might have been golden at one point, but the paints worn to hell, so it's now a yellowy silver color, its like his baby, not in like... a car fanatic way, but in the teenage boy with his first care type of way... there's a difference I swear. its got black leather interior that he takes care of like his life depends on it, the passenger seat is only clean of trash for his sweet sister, the outside is all sorts of dinged and scratched (mostly prior to getting it) but he still takes it to get washed every two weeks, spends an hour in the self help section vacuuming it out and using all the sprays and tools. he defintly has to do a little dance to get it driving but he refuses to get rid of it till after the babes come and they need to upsize (he kept it and planned to give it to his kids when they got older, ignoring the fact it was pothole away from crapping out).

Helaena has a white kia soul, probably from the early 2000s. she saw it at a used car lot and liked 'face' it had (I think those cars look sorta... buggy? Idk I'm not a car person, it just felt like a car she'd float towards). takes good care of it, but isn't like Aegon. she keeps it clean, gets it cleaned once a month or two, and decorates the hell out of it. Crocheted steering wheel wrap, seat belt covers, seat covers, things to hang from her rear view mirror and hand holds, etc. (all the kids had her make ones for them too) and they're all bug/nature themed.

Aemond has a huge green truck, I'm talking diesel 4-door, you have to use the footstep to get into it and even then you need to like, pull on the seat to give yourself enough momentum. this thing is his baby, in the car freak sorta way. its getting cleaned every week, he puffs it and waxes it and does all that weird 30 different products, 12 microfiber towels, and a blood sacrifice shit car guys do. it has extra mirrors for him so he can see easier.

Daeron has a jeep, his car's newer, does basic upkeep on it, but is a little rough. he likes taking her (he definitely refers to his car as 'her' and 'she' and 'my girl') off road, likes taking his dog with him (mentioned in a previous post, he has a dalmatian) after going on hikes and to watering holes. she's seen some shit, is covered in a perpetual layer of dirt and dog hair, but he loves it. keeps the top of 90% of the year. his dog is his passenger princess. his siblings sit in the back 9/10 if Tess (his dog) is with them. only person who gets the dog booted is his mom and dad, and later on once they've grown a bit, his niece and nephew's. (I do think Daeron would be the sibling to fix up an older sports car, but I can't decide on what he would pick to fix up)

#sorry for the later response #had to rack my brain for this one #helaena and aegon are me #daeron and aemond are my little brother #had to project for this one #my brother is a little freak on the road and my mom kept him from getting his license cause he was *scary* #anywho #I do think Hel can have some spice on the road #but like #she's cursing you out to the sounds of a bugs chirping (she listens to those background noise compilations) #she won't flip you off though #she's just cursing your family line #Aegon only has real road rage if his family is in the car. otherwise he's just murmuring under his breath about people being dicks #Aemond and Daeron are scary #Aemond's *Aemond* #so thats not surprising #but I don't know if you've seen bungo stray dogs #if you have't just look up Kenji #he can be so sweet and *so* scary on the flip of a damn switch #alicent hightower #criston cole #pro criston cole #pro alicent hightower #aegon ii targaryen #aegon targaryen #helaena targaryen #aemond targaryen #daeron targaryen #pro team green #hotd

[cashewally-sarcastic]

Ventus, who has spent days on the streets of Old Mondstadt listening to the voices of the people. Who has silently watched as parents take care of their young. Watch kids escort their aunts to the stores. The wind around him is so cold

He plays his lyre. Its the only thing he has on him. He would rather die than say where he acquired it, and at the end of the day its his lyre.

Ventus closes his eyes. For the breifedt moment he couldn't hear the deafening gales around him. He is in the eye of the hurricane. What song is he even playing? He switched from one track to the other minutes ago and was now improvising a solo.

The families are still talking to each other.

At the end of the day, he is just background music

.

Then one day a creature bumps into him. Radiating the same warmth as a prayer and eyes akin to his god's. Was it a spy? Was it a child? Was it a puppet?

Wearily, he asks for a name. Smiling as he tells the sprite how he wishes to make ballads of the little thing. It flutters around him, occassionally stumbling in mid air like its drunk. It gives out a little squeak as it gestures to itself.

Ventus tries to mimic that chime, but his mouth can't hit the same notes. The sprite speaks more and more, yet Vrntus can't understand a thing. He just smiles and nods as he subconsciously plays his lyre.

Before he knows it, he can feel the chill of night. Or at least what he thinks it night. The elders of the city tell what night is supposed to be, but the winds had carried away those voices a long time ago.

Tales of an object called the moon. How it would shift as the weeks go by. How it could disappear and be reborn once anew- surrounded by her starry sisters.

Night.

He hated it.

He hates how cold it is. How dark it is. How every candle and life is snuffed by the wind.

Yet the creature is still hear, making a nest on his lap.

Its warm.

Letting go of his lyre for just a breif moment, he runs his fingers down the cloak of the sprite. Soft yet smooth. Was this what a bird felt like?

Tomorrow would be another day. Tomorrow he could try to pronounce his ... freind's name better. Tomorrow he could do so much.

Despite the being being on his lap, he felt a warmth in his chest. Something he has never felt before. Something that made him think of protecting this creature.

Ventus rests his eyes as he carries his first friend, unware he would do this everynight til the day he died

*cheers and applause amid tears and sobs*

MAN that was NOT was I was thinking about sad wise but FUCK that hurts

#ready for my tags of insanity until i hit the tag limit? here we go: #i love that there's like PEOPLE and INTERACTIONS there even when just described like 'children escorting aunts to stores' it's so nice #and that contrasting to ventus's loneliness and 'he's just background music' OUGH that hits #also hi in love with the use of a period as a paragraph that's an amazing way to make a pause i'm stealing that from you <3 #the way night is described as like...a mystical thing is so cool #'elders told of an object called the moon' like man. they couldn't see the sky. #and how venti makes little wisp noises bestie couldn't speak but i love that it's so cute #the way venti is described too as being warm and light and making little noises against the cold and dark and silence of night.... #and questioning if wispi was like a bird.... :( #PLUS i know i say this literally every time but i love repetition the repeating of 'tomorrow this' 'tomorrow that' like... #it brings questions!!! is that the first time ventus was thinking about a TOMORROW and not just 'the next day'? #and then the end of 'every night until he died' like fuck... #the way that's said as just a fact like 'yes. he dies btw. this is a sweet moment but don't forget the death' hits #because for a second a SECOND you can forget that and just see this nameless bard meeting a wisp and finally having a friend #and not being alone #but then BOOM remember reality. #he is dead. he died. #anyway i loved it :0 #hi steel! #sorry for my insanity

[shieldsurf]

out of the big 4 het/canon fairy tail pairings jerza is by Far the worst imo like. he needs to leave her alone i'm so serious and the fact that mashima wrote in a 7 year age gap for no reason is Not helping... erzas ass is NINETEEN the first time jellal makes an open pass at her i don't care that they used to be the same age it is fucking weird. gruvia is a close second though because while yes we objectify men here sir and i live to serve women juvia's creepiness is really just too much like at a certain point it starts to feel really gross and the fact that gray seems to fall for her by the end of the anime/manga just reeks of coercion. not even bringing up how genuinely awful juvia's character writing is she gets like 5 minutes of being interesting before getting instantly reduced to a creepy stan who completely revolves around gray and has less depth than the average bossfight of the week. i guess its equality that erza and mirajane are some of the best characters in this story (which is admittedly a low bar considering half of their personality is being subjected to the most voyeuristic shots possible) so mashima had to balance it out by making juvia one of the worst

#the other two pairings nalu and gajevy are honestly fine. i'm more pilled on gratsu and lucana or luli but gajevy is actually a decently #sweet redemption relationship if you forget that gajeel was genuinely the worst person alive in his villain arc before mashima decided to #fast track him to the most likable character in the show. #on top of that while gajeel and levy become a Unit pretty fast after tenrou island they do still have like #unique personalities and things about them that help them stand apart from the other. unlike juvia with gray. #nalu might not be my pairing of choice for either natsu or lucy or even my favorite big 4 pairing but it is pretty good. i really don't hav #any notes they have their own personalities and have chemistry. i think they're sweet together. they work fine. #the moral of the story is don't read or watch fairy tail it's just shittier one piece #tender age of 11 and it gave me incurable brain fungus and now i live in my wonderful little made up world where everyone in fairy tail is #gay and trans and the women aren't treated like meat half the time. this is my trash of choice and my defining character sin dont be like m #but if you're that curious read the manga the anime is insanely drawn out #and the animation is aaaawful #the only reason im watching it is as background noise for when i work #im gonna tag this as #fairy tail #for people who want to blacklist #in the future

[magniloquent-raven]

Hey, how's it going ❤️❤️

Steve kind of strikes me as the guy who turns music on before having sex

Hes in the middle of making out with Billy, when he's like "oh no the music", and he leaves a confused and angry Billy on his bed.

The blond doesn't relax until Steve returns with his favorite CD.

"Are... are you fucking kidding me Harrington?"

hello!!!

y'know what you're valid as hell for that, i can definitely see it 😂😂 back when he was sleeping around a lot he probably had a couple tapes specifically for when he had girls over. nothing too romantic, he didn't want them to get the wrong idea, but it was still nice to have something to set the mood.

but then with nancy he just liked putting on whatever bands she was into. he just wanted her to enjoy herself, he liked just being around her when she was happy, knowing he helped make her that way.

(she found the background music kind of distracting, to be honest, but it was cute when steve would pause to lip sync the chorus of songs he knew just to make her laugh)

when he starts to fall for billy he lets him fiddle with the radio when they hang out. listens to him complain about how few stations there are. tries to remember all the bands billy talks about.

sometimes one of the songs he used to fuck girls to will be on the radio, and he'll spend three to five minutes hyper-aware of every measured breath he takes as he struggles to act normal about it.

but for all the time they spend listening to music together, the goddamn radio is off when billy finally makes a move. which makes for an incredibly terrifying couple minutes after they've gotten hot and heavy and steve suddenly jumps up and out of the room.

when he comes back he's got a couple tapes in his hand and a furrow between his brows, and billy looks like he's about to panic but steve is too preoccupied to notice.

"i don't have any of your favourites."

"what?"

steve blinks at him, the waver in billy's voice catching his attention. he plops back down on the bed, dumps the cassettes between them and reaches for billy's hand instead, lacing their fingers together almost absentmindedly. "i wanted to put on something you'd like."

there's a pause. "...what."

"y'know, to set the mood! but all i've got is..." he gestures helplessly at the pile on his duvet.

"you...harrington, you fucking nutcase, you could put on cyndi lauper for all i care, just fucking touch me for christ's sake—"

he's not entirely sure what he does put on, but it's not cyndi lauper. whichever cassette was on the top of the pile gets shoved into his deck before he launches himself back into billy's lap and stops caring much about anything that isn't the boy under him.

#harringrove #harringrove ficlet #steve harrington #billy hargrove #stranger things #a raven's writing desk #had this thought about him putting on music while he fucks partly because he just doesn't like doing anything without background noise #his house is too quiet all the damn time #one noise in the silence always seems deafening. obscene. #so. mood music. #he likes it for other reasons too and that stops him from thinking too much about the emptiness beyond his bedroom door #but sometimes when he's with billy he can't bring himself to get up and restart a tape that ended twenty minutes ago #so it's just them in the quiet. talking low and lazily exchanging kisses #all there is to listen to is billy's voice. his heartbeat. his breathing. #and it scares steve a little that he's so okay with that

[pinkieroy]

Watching that todd in the shadows video about Somerton made me realize that a) I never paid much attention to any of his video essays and b) I luckily didn't even watch many of them in the first place

#like i knew i only had his videos as background noise but i'm honestly surprised at how little i remember videos that i watched #like the evil queens one #tbh most of the Somerton videos i watched were after taking my meds and waiting to fall asleep #something about them was always boring #illuminaughtii tho i used to like the mlm (not the gay kind) videos they were just very entertaining but I never subscribed to her #so no big loss either #text #personal

[a4g]

hold on i wanna talk about spokishere a little more

#hope hes been having fun on his streams #sooo much crystal hallows grindinf. i never did crystal hallows stuff i thought it was boring #skyblcok is like 50 games in one and is desgined to be constantly stimulating #a perfect little game for a rat brain #he streamed valorant but it was a bit hard to sit through i think it was just the party and focus on gameplay rather than jokes or anything #which i sadly find shooty competitive games really boring. both to play and watch #its like same with minecraft pvp my eyes kinda glaze over and click off #i have instinctively skipped fight scenes in lifesteal videos a lot my bad #i love short fights or big fights with withers but 1v1 pvp is so slow and boring man #anyways #spoke streaming a lot more :D #alot more fun background noise for me #slyblock got him good WHICH BTW i was TRYING to get out of it but guess what #spoke brought me back in it. And brought all of lifesteal with him #spoke is a bad influence. #glad hes having fun though #people who dont know skyblcok coming in the streams like ur speaking a new language LOL #skyblcok is not simple thats why its addicting #used to actually have such a problem logging off 😭 #lifesteal

[dsgustng]

I wish that places like game stop and hot topic weren't horrible to work at honestly

#i like video games i want to talk abt video games and know what games r currently coming out and get first dips on the displays #i mostly want to work at hot topic bc i can dress how i like and most of the ppl working there are lgbt already #no one would bat an eye at a goth mfer named judas working at a hot topic #also being knowledgeable abt the stock is rlly nice i guess being able to talk to ppl abt the shit ur selling is nice #im like extremely thankful for my current job can i say im not like completely miserable there #theres a lot of little things i have to take into account like the background noise and business #bc i get overwhelmed extremely easy and working at a loud busy place with loud speakers and in store advertisements WILL make me want die #im not even joking #i will go to work and think abt how nice it is that the music isnt loud and annoying and that i dont have to hear in store adverts #i dont have to hear 'HI WELCOME TO [blank] WHERE YOU CAN FIND ALL UR SHOPPING NEEDS' #like nightmare . nightmare #i worked at a grocery store for like 5 years and im just going to say. never again..

[vqlisms]

the new across the spiderverse trailer has me foaming and frothing at the mouth miles morales is the spider-man ever

#q’s white noise #PLEASEEE IM SO OBSESSED WITH THE ANIMATION AND ART STYLE ITS ICONIC #his mom’s little speech to him being the background for the trailer ough #across the spiderverse

[theladyyavilee]

people weren’t lying when they said this episode is just josh having one Oh. moment after the other, huh?

I am sobbing, this is the best thing ever <3

#me watches a new thing #the west wing #when the camera stops #to just show him looking at donna #with that open almost surprised look on his face #and the background noise fades a little more into the background for just a moment #YEAH YEAH YEAH that's what i'm here for

[suguann]

Virgin!Gojo who thought you only wanted to make out when you came to snuggle on his lap, but now he's muffling hitched groans into your shoulder, thighs spreading unconsciously as you grind onto his steadily hardening dick.

"Toru it feels so good," you whine.

Your fists twist into his sweater, and his thighs twitch at how eager you are. His last slip of restraint is when he finally looks down to find a wet patch on the front of your panties and how you're starting to form a dark gray spot on his sweats.

"Want you to touch me." Your voice is sweet and indulgent when you grab his large palm and slide it down your front to dip between your legs. "Please."

Virgin!Gojo who's throat bobs when he swallows, his fingers drawing slow, unsure circles against the cotton hiding your cunt from him, letting out a low groan from finally feeling the mess you made.

"Fuck—yeah, okay, baby, but just this and then we finish our movie."

But after you cum on his fingers, the movie becomes nothing but white noise playing in the background.

Virgin!Gojo who lasts all of a minute and a half, cumming as soon as you roll the condom on, and he hides his face when you breathe a soft little, “oh.”

But then his softening dick jerks when you touch the drying cum on his stomach, and bring that finger to your mouth. 

“It tastes good,” you smile, then scoop up more and drag it between your legs. “Can you do it inside me next time?”

It's the fastest he's ever gotten hard before, and once he's finally inside you, he's not sure why he wasted time with a condom when he's pretty sure the soft-wet between your legs ruins him for other women—his eyes rolling back at the slick feel of your tight-hot walls gripping his cock. 

Because it’s the only cunt he ever wants to have.

masterlist

#gojo smut #gojo x reader #gojo x you #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru smut #jjk drabbles #jjk x you #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader

[boneless-mika]

Hbomberguy is in the process of making a new video FYI

#I don’t know how long it will take him to finish it #but like hopefully a month right #I use his videos for background noise for everything so I’m really excited #I’ve watched the roblox oof video probably about 20 times at this point #so it’s a little tiring #rewatched Sherlock is garbage twice recently and yeah that’s a great video #still wish he would make a video about Skyrim like for real #just for my personal enjoyment #if I were rich I would bribe him

[screampied]

OMG ur hiromi fic has my DYING oml written so well- can we see one with softdom! toji plssssssss where he’s talking her through it like with ur last one? I’m dying ilysm

❤︎ ໋𓈒 toji talking you through your first orgasm

warnings. fem! reader, tummy bulge, soft dom toji, cowgirl, unprotected s*x, praise, mild dirty talk, mdni.

an. thank uuuu ily2 !! </3

toji would be laying manspread, watching some kind of old movie that’s playing in the background—you’re somewhat relatively cockwarming him, yet moving just a bit.

“princess, you gotta relax. trust me, i like how eager you are but it won’t work like that.”

“s-sorry,” you’d pout, his shaft was stuffed inside you, and he’d so deep it makes you intake a sharp breath — digging your nails into his thighs before moaning. “i feel it, ‘m really close, toji.”

“i know you are,” he murmurs, soft fingers lightly wrapping around your neck. toji pulls you close to kiss against your cheek as he watches you writhe. “i’ll hold your hand if it makes you feel any better.”

judging from his tone, he was purely teasing—yet you grip onto his hand anyway, and he chortles roughly before creating a quick suck against the inner part of your neck to hear you whine. “sensitive little thing, okay. now,” he breaths, his free hand gripping your waist. “just lean against me, yeah… like that. i’ll take it from here.”

you quiver, feeling toji swiftly lick a stripe up your neck. you also feel contact of his scar, the very edge of it brushing up against you.

“easyyy…”

he slyly coos beside your ear, giving it a slight nibble. you moan, feeling toji bring a hand towards your right tit. he runs a thumb against your perky nipples and chuckles at the way your body responds—you shiver from his warm touch, instantly craving more and he just simpers. “you’re impatient, i know. you’ll know it when it comes, baby. trust me.”

“okay, okay...”

you utter, not even realizing how your back arched against him. he’s shoved deep between your folds, and you start to move your hips against him.

mimicking a lazy yet ploddingly steady pace, you moaned out his name numerous times, as if was the only word your cute brain could register at the very moment.

“awwwh. don’t try to act tough, ‘s okay, girl,” he teases, almost sensing the pout starting to pull amongst your plump glossed lips. he was right in a way though, you tried your hardest to suppress your moans. mainly because well… it was embarrassing.

butterflies swarmed inside your tummy, feeling toji bring both hands towards your hips. your hips that continued to stutter, gradually rutting back and forth into him.

“…fuck,” he growls, and you let off a whiney noise, feeling the ridges of his cock gently graze against you, against your folds. “how deep do you feel me, baby? use my hand ‘n show me.”

his words were smooth, simply suave…

just toji talking to you was enough to make you cum. your ears twitched and you constantly pulsed from him.

toji’s twitching inside of you, and you feel the vein that ran down his dick prod against you. that was enough for you to let off a moan, slumping back against him before your legs started to convulse in utter desperation.

“can feel you here,” you mewl, grabbing onto his big hand, trailing it towards the spot he easily reached. toji snickers, nipping at your neck before your hips pause for a moment again. “you’re so deep, toji.”

“and you always fit me good, baby.” he purrs into your ear, and you swallow. only to watch toji bring a hand down towards your clit. he starts to rub, maneuver circles over your pussy and you’re just about at your limit. “ohhh. listen to that, she’s ready to give it to me. so sloppy ‘n wet, fuckin’ filthy.”

your eyes rolled, it felt so good. you were almost speechless. just inaudible noises departed from your lips.

toji rubs against your pussy with a single hand, another gingerly gripping your neck as your back’s pressed against his chest before he starts to speak.

“come on, come on. cum on me, princess. make a mess ‘n i’ll clean it right up for ya,” and then he chuckles once you’re just buffering against him, such electricity like sensations coarsing through your body. “quite dramatic though. just a little orgasm, baby…heheh.”

his hoarse laugh rings through your ears as his fingers brush against your throat, another hand just idly plying with your cunt until your release approaches — and it’s close, your mouth grows dry and your pupils dilate.

“f-fuck, fuck..” you’d whine, heaving and heaving. you started to pant, breathing becoming irregular and all. toji’s deep voice against your ear only made your pussy twitch ten times more, before you briefly contract, your legs give out and that’s right when you came.

toji grows silent as you’re riding out your orgasm, cutely trying to move your hips, just wanting to make some sorts of use for yourself before he stops your hips. “wellll, look at you,” he grins, peppering your neck with warm kisses. you whine, overly sensitive — even just from that. toji holds you still, the movie still playing in the background and you’re practically limp against him.

your legs, perhaps they were limp. you felt all ounces of pleasure, quite an experience that you couldn’t even sputter out anything.

“made such a mess on me,” he playfully frowns, making you grind against him at least once before nipping at your collarbone. “such a good girl. i like my girls messy,” he undertones, bringing a hand towards your chin — toji pulls down your bottom lip before swiping against it, you moan. “aw. if only you could see yourself like i do.”

and that’s when toji starts to slather your slick all on already glistened folds, the squelches were so loud… “how’s it feel? you satisfied, princess?”

“o-one more time, toji.” you finally speak, tugging onto his wrist and he raises his brows in pure amusement.

“oh?” he smiles, watching you start to intimate his actions. rubbing his hand against your pussy, and you make yourself whimper, his touch was so hot, fiery and warm. “filthy girl. using my hand all for yourself,” and then he chuckles against your ear once more before planting a kiss below your ear as lewd encouragement.

“but okay,” he continues, leaning back. spreading his legs just a bit more for you to get comfortable. “you learn fast, baby. yeah, just like that. now make yourself cum, show me how good you’ve been payin’ attention.”

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