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#his name is jaeger
drangues · 4 months
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u cant see it but theyre holding hands in the first panel
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hneycxmb · 2 years
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roommate!eren hc
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genre: sfw, nsfw headcannons
parings: erenxreader
cw: mostly gn sfw+nsfw, cheating, voyeurism (kinda), mentions of masturbation+cream pie+squirting ,eren is a little pervert occasionally.
an: this really isnt that proofread but it was in my drafts so i’m clearing it out. :(( noo actually tho this eren is always my fav, it just seems like it would be nice to live with him.
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roommate!eren is so cliche or.. something but like ugh I eat it up all the time.
like roommate!eren who doesn’t like your current boyfriend. gets so obviously jealous telling them to fuck off when they so much as say hi to him, you’ve lost count how many times you had to prevent a heated altercation.
roommate!eren feels like it's justified though .He barely takes you out, your excuse for that being “we haven't been together that long. " bullshit they should’ve been giving you the world from day one. complains and cancels your movie night because you want to watch your favorite sci-fi show, they think is lame. you watch that shit constantly, rambling about the plot first thing in the morning. So Eren is one step ahead to immediately cuddle on the couch with you instead, laughing at your stupid little jokes about a character. let's not forget when they even FORGOT your birthday once. leaving you too upset to even celebrate with Eren at home. He lets you cry in his arms after you start bawling when he bakes you a cake anyways. They just don’t treat you the way he would.
roommate!eren who’s so whipped he’s always in househusband mode for you. cooking your favorite food and cleaning the house when you’re too bummed out from work. buying your favorite wine and ice cream to share. might even wear that ridiculous apron you got him for his birthday one year.
roommate!eren often promotes the shit talk of your partner. you feel a little bad when you give in, but everyone does it, right? everyone has relationship problems they need to rant drunkenly about. Eren cannot help but explode into the loudest laugh when you tell him they haven’t made you cum. that shit right there is the fucking trigger to try and pull you in “maybe you should let me show you hmm?” he jokes, hoping you’re drunk enough to say yes.
roommate!eren doesn't believe you at first no. how could someone be so dismissive of your pleasure? and willingly miss out on things he's only seen in his dreams. like your eyes rolling back choking on spit and babbling about how you want to cum while you choke on his fingers. he doesn't believe it until you're eager to kick your boyfriend out and he hears a low buzz coming from your room just minutes later.
roommate!eren stands in front of your door to beat his dick. it's your fault, wouldn't have to if you didn't muffle your moans into your pillow. His teeth bite onto the fabric of his shirt drool wetting it till it feels almost mushy. his hand is soaked with his own spit and precum dripping at his feet. He really hopes you hear him moan your name when he's about to cum. wishes you'd help him and take his cum down your throat so he doesn't have to clean up his mess.
now roommate!eren he knows it’s a little shitty.. and manipulative to make a move when you're so vulnerable, but that one night you come home crying from an argument he’s all over you. pulling you into a tight hug and wiping your tears. you can’t help but fall for him and he can’t resist kissing your pouty lips when those watery eyes look up at him.
naturally, roommate!eren's ego is through the fucking roof when he finally gets you under him, feeling like a god when he makes you squirt for the first time ever. you’re moaning so loud for him drooling and shaking at every thrust, god his dick game is fucking deadly.
your roommate!eren won’t admit it but he’s a sucker for praise letting out cute whines when you tell him how big he is and how “it’s okay if you cum inside, feels so good so I’ll let you”.
roommate!eren is such a fucking cocky bitch asking you “who's pussy is this now huh? full fucking name baby” knowing you can barely speak while his cock is so deep inside of you, pushing his cum into you. He can't keep his eyes off of the way it leaks and sticks the two of you together. considers recording your act of submission for him and his cum stuffed in your pretty hole so he can give in his own words “your shrimp dick of a boyfriend” a reality check.
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hneycxmb™ circa:4.22 no reposts/ translations without credit reblogs appreciated :’)
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crazychaoticizzy · 10 months
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Hot Take:
Eren Yaeger is not a cool guy or fuck boy in modern aus. No, he’s a loser. He’s a mommas boy with daddy issues and complains about it all the time. He tried selling drugs once to seem cool but he overpriced them and no one wanted to buy them from him anyways.
That’s my hot take for Eren, I will indeed be sharing more hot takes in the future
Izzy <3
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redfurrycat · 6 months
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Thoughts.
Bradley and Jake fight like schoolboys in the Shatterdome hallways. That's how Hondo finds out their drift-compatibility potential.
Bob, Javy & Nat in a Jaeger as Lead Jaeger. 'Cause we need Cool, Calm & Collected as Team Leader. (And 25,000 tons of badassness.)
Heartbreaking scene à la Herc/Chuck/Stacker between Mav, Bradley & Ice. Ice has step up and is once again going to pilot a Jaeger after Mav is incapacitated. Bradley & Mav try to say goodbye to each other. (Twist - Ice spills the beans on purpose while drifting with Bradley, hoping these two fucking idiots will bury the hatchet once and for all, after it is all over. Also, they will live, 'cause fuck the canon from both movies. And Ice wants to have dinner with his love and kid TOGETHER.)
Slider as Marshall Ron Kerner.
Bradley & Jake experiencing ghost feeling of their attempt at drifting. A feeling that lingers longer and stronger than usual because they both hold onto it. And cherish it.
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robosuta · 1 year
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Life has been keeping be busy lately so here is a sketch
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happybird16 · 1 year
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Levi streaming himself while cleaning 😂
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pe4cewalker · 2 years
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david and frank. foxhound days
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evil-ontheinside · 3 months
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How annoyed do you think Richie is that Max and Eren have something in common (their last names)?
On that note, Richie and by extension Ruth and Pete (bc we just know this kid went on so many rants about this anime and not just in an anti-star wars context) are very aware of the meaning of Max's name
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trobed1989 · 5 months
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i think they want me to be miserable actually
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doodlerh · 2 years
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this is the moral dilemma my followers are faced with every day
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jaeger-pups · 5 months
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Hc: Dina called Zeke Ezekiel. His grandmother too. Zeke is just the shorthand.
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shingia · 2 years
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this was supposed to be a drabble but i feel like i’ve lost my ability to narrate properly so enjoy this wholesome brain dump
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i feel like eren would be the best uncle ever for armin’s children.
he would have so many bedtime stories to share with them, and they would all be about their dad (as they start to grow older, the stories would become more and more incriminating for armin).
he would probably teach them how to stand up for themselves as well. they probably already know everything about ‘being the bigger person’, thanks to their dad, but uncle eren wants them to know how to fight back, just in case.
he’d let them do whatever they want with his hair, just because it makes them happy. and their smiles are just as pure as armin’s. glittery hair ties, animal-shaped hair clips… he’s down for anything.
also, remember how much he cared when armin told him about his dream of seeing the ocean? he would keep that exact same energy for his kids. doesn’t matter what their dream are, he will be rooting for them through thick and thin.
and you know how every kid has one specific cuddly toy that’s more important to them than any other? i’ll bet you anything that the favorite cuddly toy of armin’s kids would be a gift from eren.
they definitely have an assigned bedroom in his apartment. and it’s filled with their favorite toys and their favorite books.
big and strong uncle eren probably carries them around like potato sacks pretty often, and it always makes armin break out in cold sweat every time. but deep down he knows eren would never ever drop them. he’d rather pull a muscle trying to catch them rather than seeing them get hurt.
oh and god forbid they ever get their hearts broken. armin will provide all the emotional support they need, he’ll be the shoulder they can cry on. but eren’s going to war. he doesn’t even try to know the context, he’s ready to throw hands.
so yes, eren would definitely be the favorite uncle. and he’d obviously rub it in connie and jean’s face every chance he’d get.
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toaverse · 2 years
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Is it wrong that I already don’t like Jaeger?
Like, in the trailer, he just acts like he hasn’t left Searcher, who was a kid, on his own (and let’s just hope his mother was alive in that time…).
Yes, I know that maybe we shouldn’t like Jaeger at first when the film comes out, but some things in trailer kinda raised red flags.
There’s this:
Ethan: “Grandpa is awesome!”
Searcher: “He is not awesome!”
And this is quite concerning:
Searcher: “You gave me a machete for my birthday.”
Jaeger: “Ha ha. Classic Jaeger Clade.”
Searcher: “I was two!”
But most importantly, There’s this…
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Yeah…
Also, notice that in the trailer and poster, out of the three generations of Clades, Searcher is the only one that isn’t happy…
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Man, I already feel bad for him…
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the-barn-rat · 1 year
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I have excellent news @the-gay-prometheus Jaeger is doing fantastic these days and sometimes we get pictures of him wearing little hats
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ficsforeren · 1 year
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ok ok hear me out..
you know those award shows? ok, so what is tls song eren had to go to one and he brought y/n obviously and they were seated but some dude was getting an award and was like "and i just wanna say y/n you look so good tonight"
likeeeee ahhhhh what would eren do? some dude on stage hitting on his girl like oooooo anyway so yeah
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA EREN'S GONNA LOOK LIKE THIS
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erwinswings · 8 months
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Fox's strategy whenever Eren and Jean start fighting each other is to take a small piece of cheese and throw it in their direction. They'll immediately jump off each other and make a dash for the cheese
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