#his posts are good too!

[frostedpuffs]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#I FUCKING KNEW HE'D MAKE A CAMEO #as soon as i saw mat i started SCREAMING laughing #no mark cameo though :( sad #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #text post #fnaf #fnaf spoilers #matpat #the fact that his nametag says ness too. the fucking earthbound character #THE EASTER EGGS IN THIS MOVIE WERE SOOO GOOD #listen as an og fnaf fan....im thriving #not super into the series anymore but WOW this movie really catered to my high school age self lol

[sheepmc]

Zhongli who just can't have enough of you

Zhongli who eats you out while you sleep or fucking your thighs because how can he not

Zhongli who fucks you on every surface in the house claiming he wants you to make a mess on everything

Zhongli who uses his tail to hold you down and ruts into you harder

Zhongli who orders you to get off on his tail while he work

Zhongli who orders his slutty bratty cockwhore to play with yourself with the geo construct

Zhongli who manhandles you into a mean mating press while also giving your pussy a couple slaps for being so horny and wet for him

Zhongli who fucks his cum and eggs into you until you're mindless from pleasure

Zhongli who when riled up will fuck you until you're begging for forgiveness for riling him up

Zhongli who is only encouraged by your begging fucks you even harder, faster until you pass out only to be awaken by him still fucking your oversensitive body

Zhongli who cares for you after such an intense session together whispering sweet praises and words of love in your ear

Zhongli who prepares a bath and food for you to eat and recover even massaging your sore oversensitive body just don't mind him giving your pussy a few playful licks

Zhongli who makes sure you're well taken care of before drifting into the land of dreams with you embracing your body close to his

Zhongli who may or may not slip his cocks in your pussy in the middle of the night just to be even closer to you, to feel you and if you're up for it in the morning slow lazy cuddle fucking

@crystalflygeo @meimeimeirin @silentmoths @ainescribe @zhxngii @moraxsthrone

#zhongli x reader #zhongli smut #zhongli x reader smut #genshin smut #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact smut #genshin imagines #genshin x reader #just had to post my brainrot from the sisterwives server bc it's too good #more sisterwives seever brainrot coming #i want him so bad #i want his cock #this i want this #🐏sheepy writes🐏

[irregularjohnnywiggins]

You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?

#dcu #batman #bruce wayne #green arrow #oliver queen #fake tweets #things I was not able to adequately convey in the format: #obviously Bruce's reasoning is really a lot closer to Ollie's but Bruce has a secret identity to maintain and Ollie... well #I don't know if you can make it out but his twitter profile pic is him in the Green Arrow costume and that's not accidental #also I am pretty sure that Bruce does just have the first airing date of The Price is Right saved in a corner of his mind palace #just in case it's ever relevant to a case #and he's angry at Ollie because Ollie knows that and also knows Bruce can't admit it because it would raise too many questions #also I did consider an extra scene where they tag-team harass Lex #but it just didn't sound right to me #also I put a whole load of Green Arrow references in here #Q-Core N_Singh and H_Fyff are all from the Nu52 Green Arrow runs #albeit Naomi and Henry are at least in the good Nu52 runs #obviously this is post-Snowbirds Don't Fly/Hard Travelling Heroes in general so Oliver is trolling Hal and setting up needle exchanges #and even Hal explaining to Ollie what Twilight is is a reference to one of the most dated things about the Arrow pilot: #the extremely tacky Twilight joke #anyway hope you enjoyed!

[mumblesplash]

part 2!!!! [read part one here]

transcript below the cut arranged into stanzas to help show where the rhymes are:

“that’s why they brought gem in? as a failsafe?” as a pawn. we were told to point her at whoever we need gone

“gem won’t hurt her allies. …yet.” the curse she carries will it’s had its eye on her since she lost the other eye she was specially selected for her hunting skill it’s quite the high honor. “wow. how generous.” we try

think about it: why does almost no one fight the curse? “given how fast scott killed skizz last season, i can guess.” [“any pain you spare your friends, you’ll have to suffer worse”?] it’s designed to shut down higher reasoning with stress

#if you still can't see the rhyme scheme try reading it out loud #if that doesn't work uh. idk. can't help you #my art #grian #geminitay #smajor1995 #bdoubleo100 #inthelittlewood #secret life #grian and his terrible horrible no good very bad eldritch coworkers: the sequel #cant wait to post the next part so i can be like 'my three secret life comics. and yes they all rhyme' #this one narratively doesn't work nearly as well as a standalone compared to part 1 #however i accidentally went way too hard and could probably upload the middle page + second to last panel as their own separate art pieces #tbh i'm considering putting an explanation of everything below the readmore buuut i don't feel like it atm. :3 later maybe #me and my 20+ life series headcanons i only allude to without explicitly stating don't need to explain ourselves #still experimenting with this webtoon-esque vertical comic style #still not sure i like it #it gets long too quickly #among other things #but it's very easy to read on a phone so

[smileyaly]

"Nice Granny bag, Little Jack"

It's a small moment but I love the scene where Kitty insults Jack Horner's bag because even in a serious and worrying moment, Puss still found her comment funny and even smiled a bit.

#dreamworks #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #kitty softpaws #puss in boots kitty #shrek #animation #lil meow meow #still finds a way to smile at his wifes insults #proud husband #GET MARRIED!! #soulmates #i said this would be my last dreamworks post but #this movie is too good #also im busy atm so i cant draw fanart and post much

[mizgnomer]

Behind the Scenes with Job and his family (and Crowley/Bildad and Aziraphale) in Good Omens Season 2

with extra thanks to Georgia Tennant and Neil Gaiman for sharing some of these photos with us

Bonus:

#good omens #david tennant #michael sheen #peter davison #ty tennant #sienna arif knights #cherry mitra #all 3 of the kids were fantastic #I just wanted a post of the little family #both job's family and david's family #(it's too bad there's not a photo with Andi Osho as Sitis) #ineffable husbands #crowley and aziraphale #goodomensedit #bildad the shuhite #gets his own tag #crowley #aziraphale #stuff i posted #so cute

[samstarium]

nb crowley icon fest! all art is from hg-aneh (3/?)

transparents under the cut

#i had to throw in a bunch of his looks. just too good #good omens #edits #icons #pride icons #transparents #crowley #nonbinary #good omens icons #ik theres probably some mistakes im just excited to make n post these #additionally sorry hes scowlin in so many but like. its crowley #maybe a little grab bag of minor characters after? see how much energy i have #pls remember to credit hg-aneh if u use the transparents! n u can credit me too if u want but not required

[gach-artblog]

Women! (Plus one baby angel!) (Pt.1)

I was thinking that the evil queen and Snow White roles would suit Lucifer and Satan quite well so I took some elements from them and put them into these designs.

I thought of the Kagamines when making these designs for Beel and Belphie, I think they also turned out good!

I already made a proper reference sheet for this fem Solomon before and Luke's design process went extremely well so I finished their part very quickly. Simeon, on the other hand, made me struggle for a while because so many options can work nicely with the angel. (⁠ ⁠；⁠∀⁠；⁠)

Here are some sketches of Simeon's and Luke's design!

#obey me #fan art #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me luke #obey me simeon #traditional art #idk when i can finish the fem design for the rest of the dateables so gotta post these ones first #levi demon form is already so good on its own so idk how i can fully make it into female outfit and still levi-ish #also diavolos demon form!!! that is already too good idk how if i can make one for his fem ver as good as the OG

[hajihiko]

Hold me back 😡😡😡

#Make your own context for what's going on here! Who made them so angry? #Fuyuhiko kuzuryu #Hajime hinata #Kuzuhina #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa #Sometimes I just dont have the patience to refine a sketch OR wait to post #So I'll rb this tonight hehe #An art #Thoughts: Fuyuhiko does snap very often and his anger issues don't evaporate even tho he's doing better #So he does need someone to keep him in check especially around the traumatized rest of the class who do not like being threatened or yelled #Hajime stays much cooler but if he DOES snap he also needs something grounding for his own sake #strong emotions can blind him for a moment and he's too strong for his own good

[strawbie-doodle]

havent drawn all of them in a WHILE ✸

#critical role #bells hells #critrole #ashton greymoore #orym of the air ashari #imogen temult #chetney pock o'pea #fearne calloway #laudna #fresh cut grass #bell's hells #art #my art #almost gave up on this so many times #but that chet wolf and side profile ashton were just too good to give up on #and as always fearne looks so good #really proud of the imogen here too i think she looks so cute #i had to redraw her so many times im so bad at drawing her :[ #ANYWAY HI I FINALLY MAKE ART AND POST IT #been having the worst art block ever :( #its made me so depressed and then i got even more depressed cuz i wasnt being productive but i couldnt do anything cuz i was depressed #:((( why does my hobby make me sad and want to quit #um anyways did you guys watch that new dungmeshi episode #the tonal whiplash was fucking crazy i loved it

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

#running from my responsibilities (drawing armour) by imagining post canon Kabru fashion #minor spoilers in the tags! #royal advisor Kabru’s office is probably overflowing with gifts from foreign dignitaries eyeing him up for marriage #and sacks of perfumed letters from Melini citizens #Marcille would be so sick of it #Laios also has his fair share of proposals #Yaad is like … boys spare us all and pick a suitable candidate already #well Yaad there’s a saying that goes two birds one stone #anyway lol #someone might have suggested to Laios ‘hey Kabru works so hard. you should show your appreciation.’ #Laios (blushing sweating): uuuh how do i do that #Marcille probably: i hear it’s customary to give your royal advisor flowers the same colour as their beautiful blue eyes #Laios: well if you say so #but he starts having second thoughts bcs what if the gift is too romantic #so then Laios is like oh i know i just won’t sign it (: #fool proof plan Laios good job #totally not taking into account that Kabru can recognize his penmanship at a first glance #so at their next meeting Kabru is like ‘i wonder who my secret admirer in the castle is 😉’ #and Laios sweats so hard he falls out of his throne #doesn’t Kabru of Melini have a nice ring to it #better yet …. Kabru Touden #much to consider #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #kabru #kabru of utaya #labru #if you squint #wasabi doodles

[azatas]

"we need more complex female characters" you couldn't even handle her

#ash: hey idk if it’s a good idea to give full access of the most advanced warship we have to a mercenary who shot a suspect in cold blood #and a cop who quit his job because there were too many rules (and also happens to be a member of the military we were recently at war with) #also i think the council will throw us to the wolves to save themselves #like half the fandom: omg space racist??? #sorry for discourse posting™ but i saw a terrible post that rocketed me back into 2013 #anyway we may have preferences but we love and appreciate both virmire survivors in this house #mass effect #ashley williams

[rube-too-many-fandoms]

[Dick is showing Tim, Duke, Steph and Barbara a video on his phone]

Steph: OH MY GOD-

Tim: I can’t believe he actually—

*Jason walks in*

Jason: What’s everybody laughing about?

Steph: Nothing! So much nothing. No one did anything

Jason: -_- What is it?

Duke: Nothing, like Steph said. Totally nothing.

Jason: …right. Tim, you’re too sleep deprived to lie, what’s going on?

Dick: Tim, nO—

Tim: Dick took a video of you last night drunk at a karaoke bar singing Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel.

Jason: Oh! I finally did it! I’ve been wanting to do that for a while. Hell yeah, nice job me. *self-five*

Steph: Did he just high-five himself???

Jason: *wandering away for coffee* Damn this hangover is such a bitch.

Barbara: …All of you are idiots.

(edit) bonus:

Jason: *pouring coffee, lazily singing to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel* Only the good die piano man…sing us a good die young…

#Dick ran into Jason by accident and drove him to the manor that night #Jason was too hungover to question why he wasn’t in his own apartment #you get the “only the good die young’’ joke right?? bc Jason died. when he was young. you get it right?? #ruby’s dc posts #dc batman #batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #batman incorrect quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfamily #batfamily #batfamily incorrect quotes #batfam wfa #Jason todd #tim Drake #Dick Grayson #Stephanie Brown #duke thomas #barbara gordon #platonic!jaydick #platonic jaydick

[soni-dragon]

twice aziraphale has gone to heaven while crowley stays behind on earth…

[ID: A drawing of Crowley from Good Omens. The drawing is split in half horizontally. In the top half, he sits on the floor with a hand over his crying face. Plants surround him in front of a grey background, and wine bottles sit at his feet. In the bottom half, Crowley sits upside down on the floor of Aziraphale’s bookshop. The bookshop is in flames, and Crowley looks upward while crying. /End ID]

+ some closeups below cut

#I DO NOT want ANY aziraphale hate on this post #i still love my angel!! he made a decision that makes sense for his character!! no hate for him!! #will be doing a piece of zira being sad too. isnt it lonely and what not #my art #good omens #Crowley #crowley good omens #anthony j crowley #anthony janthony crowley #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #good omens art

[akai-anna]

one of the best things in detco: conan and shinichi appearing side by side in frames/panels

another note: shinichi literally forgetting he's kudou shinichi bc he got used to being conan. iconic. it slipped his mind. oops.

#detective conan #manga #anime #edogawa conan #kudou shinichi #the detective gremlin #detco posting #detco watching #god i freaking love him #bonus points for all the times this happens 1) in important moments #and 2) when he gets a mini heart attack or when shocked #the one in ep 129 is so good too his expression is so SHOCKED in that one the true fear #but i need to gif that one #also 2 of these are from ep 32 and the case files and gosh IT'S SUCH A GREAT CASE #so many great gremlin expressions. bless kisaki eri for bringing it out of him #i'm obsessed with him. but i guess you got that part already #i love my menace of a son. dear walking encyclopedia child. a true gremlin. yes i'm saying all these very lovingly.