HIS WHAT.. HIS.. H H HIS WHAT DAVID.. don’t be shy .. i’m at your door.. take your time..
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i'm sorry my twitter mutual subjected me to this so i have to show you guys too. this is the worst tweet ever i think
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Troy: I’m Abed’s everything ✨ I’m his best friend 👯♀️ His confidante 🤫 His right hand arm 🖐 Man 👨 His silly rabbit 😊 Jeff: His silly rabbit? Troy: Yes 👍 Jeff: Is that what he calls you? Troy: No ❤️
THIS MADE ME WHEEZE AND OH MY HOD he’s so barbara walters coded and this is a direct quote
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what’s not good about wakey wakey is it was a little too open, and not that cool claustrophobic feel like the original has. too many people. that’s why most people don’t like it
also duck’s cock💀💀
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Me: brushing my teeth
Audiobook: "When Jack seized his left hand and brought it to his erect cock"
Me: chokes on toothpaste
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not sure I'll make it tonight but in case i do is yagami's burgeoning piss kink family friendly?
only if he does it in the sink . as where all Family Friendly activities take place
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Tokyo Mew Mew is officially RUINED for me after Amanda said this
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Just finished reading Hell Bent, and " supercharged, oversized glow stick" is sending me!
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oh.... to touch uruha's spot..
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He forgot his omega sup- *gunshots*
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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