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vantesa · 9 months
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HIS WHAT.. HIS.. H H HIS WHAT DAVID.. don’t be shy .. i’m at your door.. take your time..
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alkalische · 4 months
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i'm sorry my twitter mutual subjected me to this so i have to show you guys too. this is the worst tweet ever i think
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Troy: I’m Abed’s everything ✨ I’m his best friend 👯‍♀️ His confidante 🤫 His right hand arm 🖐 Man 👨 His silly rabbit 😊 Jeff: His silly rabbit? Troy: Yes 👍 Jeff: Is that what he calls you? Troy: No ❤️
THIS MADE ME WHEEZE AND OH MY HOD he’s so barbara walters coded and this is a direct quote
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bat-anon · 7 months
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what’s not good about wakey wakey is it was a little too open, and not that cool claustrophobic feel like the original has. too many people. that’s why most people don’t like it
also duck’s cock💀💀
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haunted-plush · 22 days
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Me: brushing my teeth
Audiobook: "When Jack seized his left hand and brought it to his erect cock"
Me: chokes on toothpaste
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invincible-heaven · 4 months
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todayisafridaynight · 5 months
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not sure I'll make it tonight but in case i do is yagami's burgeoning piss kink family friendly?
only if he does it in the sink . as where all Family Friendly activities take place
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hollowsart · 1 year
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I’m sorry
WHAT
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sl0wdiver · 11 months
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fatgumtouille · 2 years
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Tokyo Mew Mew is officially RUINED for me after Amanda said this
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hotdoghottakes · 1 year
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Just finished reading Hell Bent, and " supercharged, oversized glow stick" is sending me!
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uruhasbubble-tea · 2 years
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oh.... to touch uruha's spot..
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newjenns · 2 years
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He forgot his omega sup- *gunshots*
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chrismcshell · 4 months
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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sleepygaymerdisease · 2 months
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noelledeltarune · 7 months
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
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