#hiss hiss you know

[bruciemilf]

Okay, but give me a battinson who's utterly gone on Clark Kent, but for some unknown reason to anyone else, has a great distaste towards Superman.

And Clark KNOWS it isn't the all powerful alien thing. He's seen Bruce let J'onn ruffle his hair, pick him up randomly, and share wordless conversations telepathically.

It seems to be Superman specifically, and it confuses him big time (and maybe, perhaps, perchance, he IS a bit jealous)

So, when they have lunch as Clark and Bruce, Clark straight up asks,

" Why do you dislike Superman so much? You're avoiding and ignoring m- him all the time. He told me. He looked pretty dang sad about it."

And then, to his delighted surprised, Bruce blushes a brilliant red, looks away, scowl deeper than ever. He's lucky to have super hearing, or the next words would go unnoticed.

"...Handsome."

" What?"

"He's handsome. It's annoying."

#bruce hates superman cause everytime they talk he awakens bruces inner bottom by just standing there. he gives bruce feelings. #do you know what that does to a person? #bruce who hisses and claws at superman when hes being saved before begrudgingly clinging and sinking into him #and who lets clark manhandle him around. then cries abt it to selina and harley bc he doesn't want to be a two timer #but how is he supposed to CHOOSE?! its so hard #bruce wayne #dc #batman #the batman #battinson #superman #clark kent #superbat #text #text post #bruce x clark

[blue-mood-blue]

Rio’s request for Miles, before everything went way, way off the rails, was to take care of her little boy when no one else would - treat him kindly and remind him that he belongs

How literally do you think Miles is going to take that

Miles (1610): I just want you to know, if nobody else told you today… I love you

Miles (42): No

Miles (1610): I appreciate you and how talented you are at punching things

Miles (42): No shut up

Miles (1610): And even though you’re not a spidey and were prevented from your fate of becoming a spidey due to circumstances outside of your control in a cosmic mistake that only made your life worse, I want you to know… you belong

Miles (42): Shut up shut up shut up I hate you

#spider man: across the spider verse #spiderverse #spiderverse spoilers #atsv #atsv spoilers #atsv miles #he’s sincere but also mostly he’s discovered that 42 is allergic to that level of open kindness #and keeps throwing water on the hissing kitten #this is PURE speculation but it makes me laugh so #until I am proven otherwise #I will play in this space #also I want 1610 miles and prowler miles to team up so much you don’t even know #but with this vibe #irritating siblings

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Evolution of Eliot/Hardison hugs over the years.

And the one time that Eliot really needed a hug:

Leverage S02E08/S03E10/S04E01/S04E07/S04E10/S05E09/Leverage Redemption S01E16/S02E06.

#leverage #leverage redemption #eliot spencer #alec hardison #christian kane #aldis hodge #i swear eliot is like a feral kitten #starts off all hissing and spitting and 'i swear i will break your arm' #and to get them used to being handled you grab them and wrap them up tightly in a towel and just shower them with affection #they hate it at first but slowly they learn to accept it #and then they come to love it #the next thing you know you have an extremely affectionate cat who initiates the contact #who's favourite thing ever is to be sprawled on your lap purring their head off #i did not mean to write a thesis on this but here we are #and yeah i could have not added that last gif and saved you all a punch to the gut #but it was getting way too mushy in here! :) #*runs off chuckling back into my pit* #ghostly'sgifs

[littleguysdaily]

A little guy who is actually an explosive cleverly disguised as a creature

Here it is. Just a regular, normal-ass pony.

#If Ponies actually hiss I don't want to know about it #Someone draw this in the MLP Lauren Faust style I will give you 100 points

[gomzdrawfr]

they're open for adoption

#do not separate #one requires attention 24/7 #the other requires something to bite on 24/7 #both wants kisses every night but will hiss if you touch them #capable of living independently but will make a fuss if you leave them for too long #dont be surprise if something explode in the house #they love shinies #gummmyart #doodle #hey look i still know how to do fluff #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #call of duty

[queenerdloser]

i just finished dark heir

#me foaming at the mouth during the last chapters: HE IS! FUCKING! SAVING YOU! #i am huddled around will kempen hissing like a mama cat none of these fuckers are allowed to look at him #dark rise #okay but like. cyrian at literally every moment in the book you see will anticipating things and making connections #that you never make. doing things like a leader & being fucking smart and strategic. and your dumb ass really thought. #hm. must mean i shouldnt listen to him about the magic staff that can literally stop the end of the world. must be evil. #me: [screams into the abyss] #i know i cant expect characters to react like readers and they DID all react like i knew they would but god it was so infuriating!!!!! #and heart breaking! god!!!! god!!!!! will reliving his mother's initial betrayal over and over and OVER again #and thinking about all the little moments we get where the novel tells us: if these 'evil' characters had just been accepted #instead of tossed aside maybe they wouldnt have fallen. if they had been protected instead of killed maybe they would have #become protectors instead of killers. maybe if will's mom hadn't tried to butcher him for the sin of his own birth #he wouldn't have been so scared to tell people he lied to them. #anyway im not normal about will kempen and if book 3 doesnt give me his friends fucking accepting him i'll kill someone #me looking directly at visander: i dont care how charming you are i'll murder your ass about it #i read this book in like 5 hrs im being very normal about it

[xysidhequeen]

So sorta a prompt/sorta a brain worm that got stuck in my head.

What if.... When Jason died originally he came back as a ghost and he and Danny met. Jason helped him fight ghosts and taught him some tricks of the trade. He offhandedly told Danny that if he ever needed help to go to Gotham/Blüdhaven (depends if you want to spin Jason still feeling kind towards Bruce or him being more in Dick's corner). Jason vanishes when he's resurrected and Danny doesn't hear from him for years.

Well something happens. (Either everyone he loves dies, and he runs to the GZ or away to prevent himself from turning into Dark Danny, or his parents find out his secret and react Badly. Or maybe they react well but the GIW takes them out)

Danny runs to the only place he thinks can offer sanctuary, Gotham/Blüdhaven. Running off the words of a friend he hasn't seen in a long time.

He arrives and is probably exhausted, stumbling around when he feels a familiar energy. He follows it, only to nearly collapse at Jason's feet as Red Hood. (This is probably post Outlaws when Jason has a more peacefulish relationship with the Bats) and looks up.

"Jason?"

"Danny?!"

#jason probably forgot his time while dead #which is why he didnt look for Danny #or maybe Amity Park is like the bermuda triangle and no one can find it so Jason thought he hallucinated it all #this can run into any ship you prefer #if I wrote it I might run a Brain Dead ship but we all know I also love Dead on Main #Jason is panicking the Bats are panicking because this strange meta knows Jasons Secret Identity #Jason is Panicking because oh shit it wasnt a dream and oh fuck something bad mustve happened was it Dannys parents? the GIW? VLAD?! #and hes just spitting out these words like ectoplasm and cores and ghoat zone and the Bats understand None of it #and Jason hisses like a feral mama cat anytime one of the other bats tries to touch a passed out Danny #thats his ghost kid no touchies Bruce! you dont get to adopt this one Jason called dibs! #can be romantic or platonic dibs #danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #danny phantom au #danny phantom crossover #dc×dp prompt #dp x dc prompt

[explodingstarlight]

i did it. i drew edgy Mikey. my sacred duty as a MCR listener is complete <3

[see the OG edit and post link below!]

behold, the OG post and the edit link: X

gives immaculate chaotic vibes, he had to be drawn

#you know i had to do it to 'em #this is everything 13 year old me would have wanted #do it for them <3 #this mikey would gleefully set things on fire with his mystic weapon for the hell of it #and honestly?? im here for it #yes mikey...embrace your inner dr rude #somehow i can only imagine him giggling or cackling when he laughs no in between #anyway hello tag readers i appreciate you very much #ALSO in reference to an earlier reblog: YES watson and crick were ALSO HACKS BOO HISS #anyway <3 #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt fanart #my art #explodingstar art #rottmnt mikey #tmnt #rise mikey #rise michaelangelo #does this count as an AU technically??? #fuck it /pos #edgy turtles AU

[phoenixcatch7]

The Wayne doll house

Have some haunted doll au, since it's been bubbling away in my mind.

The bat cave is large and sprawling, many layers and tunnels and hollowed out cracks in the walls. It takes many years to fully reinforce to prevent stray kids from tripping into stagnant waters or fall down crags as he once did. The doll cave, as it becomes known, is in one of the deepest, darkest corners, one where the lights of the furnished caverns above don't reach.

It's one late night sitting at the computer when it suddenly occurs to Bruce that his first encounter with a doll was at the well entrance, many levels above.

There was nothing there when he went back.

-

The justice league stared at the subaru. The subaru, having no eyes, did not stare back.

The seven of them had just finished a very long, arduous mission, and narrowly escaped government censure after the base they'd been raiding had turned out to belong to some corrupt official. With the alert up, they couldn't escape through city airspace, or even in their hero suits.

So civilian it was.

Batman had hotwired some bloke's car while the rest of them ducked into alleys and shop bathrooms, but the problem remained. There was seven of them. And five seats.

"I can shift into something more suitable for being carried," suggested j'onn, "but I believe one of us might have to hide."

"Foot well?" Hal tried, and everyone looked around at the tall, bulky, broad heroes.

"Think they'd have to go in the boot," Barry finally said. Everyone immediately turned to him. "No."

Batman spoke up before the discussion could devolve.

"I think.... I would be best for that."

The team stared.

"Batsy?"

Having no lungs meant he could not drag in the tired sigh he wished, but whatever force allowed this body to talk was capable of approximating something suitably resigned.

"As I am, I am... incapable of fully passing as human. It would be best if I remained out of sight."

"So just? Go change? I swear we won't be weird about whoever you are under the mask. Even if you're like, bald."

"Thank you, Wally, but I'm afraid I'm being serious." Reaching for the mask in broad daylight was unpleasant, but the glue and wires held as he gave it a few thorough tugs. "It doesn't detach."

Everyone stared. Clark reached out as if he wanted to check, but withdrew.

"Do you even have a civilian identity??" Oliver eventually asked. "Because at this point I'm genuinely not sure."

Wayne Enterprises and Queen Industries had a meeting that same evening. "Hn."

"Can we go back to the 'incapable of passing as human' part?!"

"We can discuss it in the car," he snapped, stalking past Barry and popping the boot. "In case you haven't forgotten, we're on a time limit."

For once, that seemed to encourage them, and batman, with great dignity, folded his joints and cape into the small space, ignoring Hal's mutter of 'what kind of contortionist -' as he slammed the lid. With a little shuffling he managed to activate his comms.

"I will inform the watchtower of our delay."

"Batman, they're tapping all outgoing signals, you can't -"

"It won't trigger," he interrupted, before he twisted his consciousness and sent it spiralling across the country.

Bruce awoke with a groan, stretching his limbs and taking a moment to marinate in his annoyance before he reached for the comm and voice modulator on the beside table.

"Batman to watchtower, we've encountered delays. If the Texan state government calls we haven't entered the state in six weeks. Batman out."

-

"Alien?"

"No."

"Reanimated corpse?"

"No."

"Uh... Demon?"

"Hm. No."

"You're not just a meta human, are you?"

"No."

"Vampire?"

"No."

"Robot??"

"No."

"Batsy, please, someone's got to win the bet eventually. How do we even know you're not lying?!"

"You don't," Batman said, not looking up from his paperwork and Flash groaned, letting his sticky notes fall to the floor as he buried his head in his arms.

"One day," he bemoaned to the keyboard, "one day we'll figure it out."

"Until then please keep your eyes on the monitors."

Flash groaned again.

-

Robin ducked under superman's arm as he scuttled down the corridor, laden with the night's haul of snacks. The real problem wasn't getting them - stopping league members from raiding the kitchen would be extremely counterproductive - but keeping them until he could return home to his human body to eat them. Batman had started searching him each time they left and it was really cutting into his daily sugar intake. Unfair! Just because he didn't actually use energy to stay up my night to fight crime, it felt like he did!!

'Oh, you're broken, Robin, oh, don't go out until the glue has fully set, Robin' his arm was fine! It wasn't like there was much crime to be fought on the watchtower anyway! At least not physically.

So he was pretty pleased with himself until he went to set the snacks down and found that the tar like glue they used had soaked through the sleeve and gotten all over his chocolates.

With his other hand, he tried to pry them off, wincing as the wrappers tore and stuck. He tried to shake it, ignoring the way his elbow rattled in the joint.

"Come on, come on - aw, cheezits."

The arm fell off. Robin stared despondently at the limb, surrounded by torn wrappers and dripping black glue where it connected to the elbow. The sour stink of formaldehyde filled the air.

He was going to be in such trouble with Bruce.

The click of the door jerked his head up.

Flash stood in the doorway, wide eyed. Robin stared back.

Flash screamed.

Oh yeah @dehydratedmockingbird have a thing

#batman #Possessed doll au #bruce wayne #justice league #cryptid batman #Cryptid batfam #Didn't fit in there but I wanted to include that every bat member has a mask that covers their mouth #They've all got nutcracker jaws #I don't know the technical name but you know the ones where only a block moves for the mouth and the cheeks don't? #Super creepy on a life size thing I'd imagine #So if their mouth guard or mask gets ruined guess who's having nightmares that night! #Normally cryptid batfam go to great lengths to Look Inhuman and these guys still do it's just easier to not get joints jammed if you cover #Them up. Doesn't mean they haven't pavloved the whole criminal underground into terror at the sound of wooden clacking #They can turn ALL their joints 360 and it terrifies the average goon when you try to sneak behind a bat and it just swivels around to lock #With you. They grapple by shooting their hands out (so they can't lose their grapples) and it doesn't look nice. Yes they use it to #High five from across rooftops or grab things. Punch people in the face from the rafters. (pie the joker) #Their outfits look painted on (they mostly are). Ears swivel. They each have gliding wings installed in their backs after a scare with ivy #Clark was too polite to ask about the rattling and hissing noises he made until one day he was scouting with xray vision glanced over #And nearly screamed XD #long post #long tags

[pussycat-scribbles]

sometimes you just gotta draw Iwa-chan walking a large lizard (yes, the lizard's name is Godzilla thank u for asking)

JOIN ME ON PATREON :D

#Haikyuu #Iwaizumi Hajime #YOU KNOW HE WOULD #Oikawa would pretend to be totally okay with this #but would hiss at the lizard behind Iwa's back #and poke his tongue out #Godzilla is Oikawa's main rival for Iwaizumi's affection and that is unforgivable #pussycat draws

[bruciemilf]

Clark, currently hiding behind Bruce, who's grumpy cause he got woken up from his post sex nap for this: What are you doing in my house??? whAt a re you doing in my house?

Damian, angry cause Bruce hasn't been home in two days, pointing a sword right at him: I WANT MY BABA BACK

#i insist you know bruce is yawning and rubbing his eyes like a kitten and he's wearing Clark's huge shirt only #and he makes grabby hands at damian who immediately rushes in his arms. hisses at clark like a barrel of angry cats #they cuddle and watch cartoons on clarks netflix while clark is like. am i. am i a father now #clark kent #bruce wayne #damian wayne #superbat #dc #dcu #incorrect quotes #text

[gideonisms]

THE number one most irritating thing about life is deciding when you're meant to speak or make eye contact and when you're not, and for how long and how many phrases you're meant to say at a time

#i know i make this post every week. i know this #but it's just constant! #all my other problems are either solvable or no one has ever solved them in the history of humanity you just have to live with them #but this one is soooo omnipresent and it takes up 80% of my brain space at almost all times #and it's not like i can really condition myself out of it because consciously Not thinking about it is the same as thinking about it! #try to think about my surroundings but people are a part of the surroundings! #how i avoided this level of constant decision making as a child is i just didn't speak to people besides my family unless i had to #i've read people's experiences who were like 'you need to decide when to put on your normal face and how to present yourself' #'being able to choose will give you more autonomy' and like! yeah! guess why i'm able to support myself and live an independent life #that doesn't mean making those choices every second of the day is enjoyable!! or really sustainable over decades and decades!! #rhghghgjhhbhhhhghghhhhghh #hisses like a cat going to the vet

[wuntrum]

i know its not that serious and i can feasibly change it any time, but i wish i could travel back to 2015 and shake teenage me by the shoulders and say PICK A DIFFERENT USERNAME because i never thought i'd still be having to tell people "yeah my instagram is 'cryptozoology' but the first y is a v so its like c-r-v..." . honestly i would change it to wuntrum everywhere even though i literally got this username from a password generator because at least this one can be said out loud 😭

#personal #a prison of my own making... (<- can literally change it at any time) #its just hard when so many people know me by that yknow #i had picked it at the time when id be changing my tumblr #url every couple months. so i was like oh yeah! this'll do for now #(nine years later)... #curse you p@trick stump and your secret b side track on your flop solo album that i loved #normally spelt wuntrum is taken on insta. boo hiss

[box-dwelling]

I think Franziska used to hiss at people before she got the whip/crop

#ace attorney #franziska von karma #like she is that kind of autistic you know? #manfred got her the crop because he respected the hissing instinct but wanted her to be actually intimidating

[bonefall]

You mentioned in the Pinestar post that there's more cats interested in non-clan life than we think. Who are some of those cats? I mean we have Ravenpaw, Cloudtail, Spiderfoot and Buster for sure who left (even if briefly) but who else?

Willowclaw of WindClan had kittens with a barn cat and really likes the taste of kibble. She brings nuggets to Aftergatherings and eats them with her soup like croutons. Boulderfur's lucky as hell she had to keep her tastes a secret else she would have named him Nuggetkit.

There's Featherwhisker waaaaay back in time if you want to count him, he had Frostfur with a secret kittypet lover.

Sneezecloud doesn't give a Doug Dimmidamn (Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmidamn) who you are as long as you've got good goods, when trading is involved. His mate, Havenpelt, was an outsider who caused a lot of trouble around the territory before they started talking. He turned a rogue into a business partner and then eventually into a wife, because he has rizz.

Either Rippletail or Rainstorm was seeing a kittypet who hangs out near the nature center in RiverClan territory, but I'm not sure which one.

I'm also sure there's more who have gone investigating, but these are just the ones who have brought something back from their cavorting. It's VERY taboo, but not unheard of.

#clan culture #But BOY do you not talk about it #And Willowclaw in particular? You'd never know. #She is an absolutely ferocious WindClan warrior #You'll see more of her in like... random battles as an example of a vicious fighter in WindClan #The sort of cat who causes the researchers problems by charging at them and hissing #better bones au

[marinacourage]

and when all is said and done pete will take way to the side and ask him discretely what was he even thinking falling for babe like how did he think their relationship will progress when both of them are bottoms no honey listen i’m just genuinely curious

#peteway #i have so much fun with them #pit babe the series #way would hiss at him like a snake i know it #pete are you sure you want this one in particular