#history bitched

[yespumpkindoodlesthings]

#pumpkin spice season begins tomorrow in the US #psl #happily being a basic bitch starts now #erik jensen is a professor at salem state university #which delights me to no end #his specialty is ancient history

[k-wame]

NICHOLAS GALITZINE as George Villiers MARY & GEORGE (2024) · S1·EP4

#i love his 'bitch im not in the mood tf you want' vibe in this scene so much #nicholas galitzine #mary and george #mary & george #george villiers #perioddramaedit #queer #period drama #queer media #queer history #queer characters #bisexual #bi characters #jacobean #scotland #beautiful men

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Wei Wuxian 🤝 Maleficent: Not being invited to a child's birthday party but showing up anyways (to make things worse).

(for @youremysunshine8)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #jin ling #jin zixuan #jiang yanli #The joke here is that the glue is a 'curse'. The golden hat is now a party hat *forever*. #The prompt was just 'wwx celebartes jin ling's birthday' but what is an uncle if not a force to be reckoned with? #YLLZ would rock the Maleficent garments. I think we need to consider the implications of a possible crossover AU. #He would be *that* petty bitch who shows up uninvited like “oh...widdle old me didn't get to come? Get cursed idiots.” #This one comic sent me on a deep dive on the history of glue. There is a lot of history on glue. #Humans will see two objects and go 'I need to find a way to put those together'. Not to mention the amount of variety in glues. #I am now imagining the YLLZ doing his dark research on glue. The forbidden techniques to creating forever glue. #Glue so good it can piece a soul back together. Xue yang wishes he could get his hands on that recipe.

[jjkyaoi]

how different the atla main group and the lok main group are is Still the funniest thing in the world to me. like, the gaang are real sweet best friends, would die for each other and kill for each other, probably, a sprinkle of found family, friendships CAN last more than one lifetime, etc. and then korra has dated literally all of her three best friends. everyone in that group wanted a piece of the avatar’s ass

#im not saying that korra and her friends didn’t have that kind of bond #they DEFINITELY did considering the amount of times they js went to bat for each other #but like. she was romantically entangled w all three of them. she didn’t ever date bolin properly but ykwim #u can say whatever you want about lok as a show but never doubt that korra gets BITCHES #avatar the last airbender #atla #legend of korra #avatar korra #korra #korrasami #the gaang #the history continues of the avatar’s bagging pretty women #the difference in this cld be easily explained by how aang was 12 yrs old for most of the show and when lok started korra was already a #teenager but shut up and let me be funny.

[kiinghanalister]

Feb. 3, 1945 BERLIN: Rosenthal and his crew bailed out after bombs away over Berlin. Rosenthal landed just east of the Oder River among Russian ground forces, and was transported to Moscow. Upon return to England in late March, he requested return to Flight Operations, but 100th BG Commander refused - Rosie had to quit at 52 missions. (source / source)

#this coloring was a bitch and i gave up #mota #mota spoilers #motaedit #masters of the air #rosie rosenthal #nate mann #rosierosenthaledit #appletv #appletvsource #perioddramaedit #hbo war #history #mastersoftheairedit #damn liz back at it again with those gifs

[bluesadansey]

unstoppable force (Adam’s canonical teacher kink) meets immovable object (Gansey being a professor’s soul in a teenagers body).

#meta #s speaks #adansey #adam parrish #richard gansey #trc #I’m sorry. but also Maggie wrote this so it’s on her I’m just calling a spade a spade #more insane when you think about their first meeting being Adam teaching Gansey about cars and Gansey teaching him about dead welsh kings #reciprocal informational exchanges defining their whole dynamic in that way … sapiosexual disaster bi bitches #it’s so funny to me that the greenmantle intro scene is def her way of establishing Adam as queer outside of his attraction to Ronan but w/ #bringing Gansey into it and yet the description of greenmantle sounds like a combo of Ronan and Gansey #and the language to describe his attraction is a downplayed version of the monologue flashback of Gansey being like the sun…chile anyway. #him thinking Ronan is so attractive I wish I could imagine him as a young hot professor but that’s just not his vibe… #so I take it you’ve imagined Gansey as your history prof many a time okay. #the raven cycle

[adderstones]

It's almost Valentine's! I was able to finish the Henry VI and Margaret of Anjou piece for my Wars of the Roses series <3

Henry VI tends to be brushed off as a mentally-ill and ineffective monarch to this day, and it's difficult to find information that does not infantalize or malign him. Margaret of Anjou, my favorite figure from this period, would was a steadfast pillar of support for Henry until the day he died. A lot of historians paint Margaret as only supporting her husband to secure the throne for their son, but I find that narrative difficult to be the only reason. Margaret campaigned for Henry's release from captivity tirelessly and worked extremely hard to gather support for his reign and even raised armies for him. While their relationship doesn't have the passion and flare that Edward IV and Elizabeth Woodville did, I think their kind of devotion is exemplary in royal diplomatic marriages from the period.

#art #wars of the roses #henry vi #margaret of anjou #english history #english costume #watercolor #colored pencil #artists on tumblr #anyway justice for henry vi every account i read of him either speculated on his mental illness or his lack of sex drive but usually both #also margaret is depicted as this like stone cold bitch thank youuuuu shakespeare

[thatjewishzionistscout]

@spot-the-antisemtism

Yeah, I don’t even know where to begin.

#israel #jewblr #jewish #antisemitism #i stand with israel #leftists brainrot #leftist antisemitism #left antisemitism #this is just gross #when Jews talk about oppression we’re main characters #when other groups do it their brave #‘something unique to human history’ yeah no it isn’t bitch #jews have gone through the same thing #even worse if you want to play the oppression Olympics #double standards

[infernalfields]

Judith Slaying Holofernes, Artemisia Gentileschi // Woe to All (On the Day of My Wrath), Lingua Ignota

#judith slaying holofernes #artemisia gentileschi #lingua ignota #all bitches die #art #art history #lyrics edit #mine

[paper-mario-wiki]

Ortho-Fusor

REFERENCE MANUAL

Modern Visual Training

Bear in mind that these polaroids are from 1941, and are presented with as much clarity as I could muster with only my phone camera.

#image #wanted to get a full gallery of this #i figure it's interesting enough for its own full post :)) #history #archive #idk how to bait studious bitches. what tags do they like #come on girls i know u find this stuff cool. i do too. #we can kiss or something. #also: would be absolutely ecstatic if someone wanted to [id:] this. i dont know how to format those AND im high #i know thats a heavy burden considering how dense the information is #so no expectations of course

[rosepompadour]

- she is a perfect rosebud.

Pierre Choderlos de Laclos, Les Liaisons dangereuses (1782)

#les liaisons dangereuses #pierre choderlos de laclos #literature #one of my favorite tidbits from history is that marie antoinette put a fake cover on her copy of this and stashed it in her chaise lounge #i like to think of her and lamballe and polignac lounging around petit trianon with boxes of candy waiting for the next installment #like 'omg that merteuil is such a bitch!' #lamballe is obviously team cécile

[cipheramnesia]

One of the funny things about The Locked Tomb is how Harrowhark is just wracked with unimaginable guilt as a teenager with over 200 children and one best friend being sacrificed all for the sake of her future, which she never asked for or wanted. Meanwhile, John Gaius did the same thing on an unimaginable scale, on purpose, decided it made him a god, and excused himself into a galactic scale of colonialism and genocide, and he works overtime to be the most chill, relatable ceo billionaire stereotype possible.

And then everyone is like oh John, you're such a silly baby girl, tell us again how to kill a planet with our minds, it's the greater good, we know, wink. But Harrowhark is merely pathetic and broken and a sad wet rat because a fraction of a percent of what John did on purpose was done to her, yet she refuses to excuse herself from responsibility.

It's why The Locked Tomb is a horror story, not the copious amounts of blood and body horror. It's because Harrowhark thinks John, a man who is only different from her in how little guilt he carries over Harrowhark's life scaled up a billion times in evil, is god.

#tlt spoilers #i think ianthe exists to trick the reader into hating the wrong person #ohhh shes such a bitch #meanwhile the person who killed more people than anyone in all history is like lol whoops i spilled coffee

[gremliinsart]

Your bubble propoganda came in the form of putting him in a letter with cute decor, glitter, stickers, stamps, and cursive, and slipping him under my door.

I grieve the timeline where you never drew Carnival Bubble. I would be absolutely DEVASTATED if he never made it in the au... IM SO SORRY IVE COME TO LOVE HIM SO MUCH... CAINE WOULD N O T BE THE FUCKING SAME IN HIS WRITING WITH OUT HIM.

Wehehe 💖💖 I gave you an offer you couldn't refuse >:3

It always makes me happy seeing people in the comments going "BUBBLE IS SO CUTE!!" Everytime I see a drawing of Carnival Bubble I kick my feet and giggle and point and go "Ahaha! I did that!" It always brightens my day UwU

I have partly to thank my sibling who encouraged me to DIY my own Carnival Bubble after I was in shambles to see my favorite little guy missing from the line up

Anyway enough rambling I'M EXCITED TO SEE WHAT YOU DO WITH THEM I KNOW YOU GOT SOMETHING PLANNED I KNOWWWW 🫵

BUBBLE LOVERS REJOICE!! WE'RE IN THE GOOD TIMELINE!! YIPPIE!!

#Listen I'm of the opinion that if your au doesn't have Bubble then WHAT'S 👏 THE 👏 POINT 👏/j #...or am I #I'm glad you came to love them as much as I do because tbh they were a very self indulgent design #listen it's my brand at this point. I see something that could use more pink and hearts and I do it!! #I'm such a lovecore ass bitch what can I say? #and again I'm always a sucker for a main character with a little buddy who's their best friend 💖 #Caine deserves a little guy who follows him around and shows him funny cat videos on YouTube ok? #sits in his lap like a dog and talks about the history of cotton candy y'know?

[nogravitymom]

when the academia turns out to be dark, not in the secret history way, but in the babel way …

#colonialism is a bitch innit #academia #dark academia #studyblr #university #university memes #bachelors degree #academics #the secret history #babel #babel rf kuang

[druidonity2]

What if I were mentally ill and void of the light's presence and hung out with Alleria Windrunner wouldn't that be really cool

#world of warcraft #anduin wrynn #alleria windrunner #The War Within #Im gonna manifest shadowreaper into WoW even if I have to sell my soul to the devil #some form of that voidy ass bitch WILL appear in WoW i swear to god #Hearthstone made the coolest fucking version of Anduin and never touched him again #Okay but seriously Anduin does have some small history with void and it would make me so happy #if we got to see some portion of his story arc revolve around it and using it #and I dont mean in a 'lets have a second villain arc' i mean more like #bro is a priest lets explore how shadow can be harnessed for good #as it clearly can be like using void doesnt automatically make him evil #ive seen some ppl assume i want a second evil arc and thats not really what this is #I will admit...I did make him look kinda evil inthis drawing tho.

[gaykornography]

BIRTHDAY BITCH!

Jonathan Howsmon Davis

#korn #jonathan davis #jonathan davis korn #gaykornography #jonathan howsmon davis #jonathandaviskorn #jon davis #nu metal #90s #jd korn #birthday girl!!! #birthday boy #birthday bitch #korny #nu metal history #korn band #:3 #happy birthday!!!!