I don’t know why but this just made my goblin brain cackle so 👏 much 👏 XD
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the joke really writes itself 💀
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whenever i see people debating the legitimacy of the oracles of delphi it’s like damn? god forbid women have hobbies right? LIKE WHO CARES IF THEY WERE ALL MAYBE POSSIBLY HIGH OFF THEIR ASSES, THEY WERE SPITTING!!!!!
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One of the best book titles I’ve seen! Too bad I’m late for the moth and lamp memes…
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Sappho when weird nerds on the Internet claim bi lesbians were invented by TERFs in 2010
[image id: the "sad ant with bindle" meme, edited so that the ant has curly dark hair and a gold-colored headband like the poet Sappho, the ancient lesbian Greek poet after which the term "sapphic" is named, is often depicted with. end id.]
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Fuck "This is my Roman Empire"
What's your Great Depression??
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Greek mythology had the first mpreg story.
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so sick of all these gen z posers calling themselves goth when they don’t even remember the sacking of rome
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Every so often you discover that the internet didn't even invent "so dummy thicc that the clap of your ass cheeks keeps alerting the monsters". Behold, a servant speaking to a man of importance while on the gentleman's hunt in Victorian England:
From 'The Proud Tower: A Portrait of the World Before the War, 1890-1914' by Barbara W. Tuchman
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Blew all my money on finery. call me baroque.
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