#hit list

[pratchettquotes]

Vimes took a deep breath. "You see, Miss Wiggs, quite a few of your chums have tried to kill me at home in recent years. As you might expect, I take a dim view of this."

"Easy to see why, sir," said Jocasta, in the voice of one who knows that their only hope of escaping from their present predicament is reliant on the goodwill of another person, who has no pressing reason to have any.

Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

#sam vimes #samuel vimes #jocasta wiggs #night watch #discworld #terry pratchett #assassins #assassin's guild #hit list #celebrity #power dynamics #training #caught #persuasion #goodwill #reasons #a dim view of this #easy to see why

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

Canadian hit list.

#class war #class warfare #classism #capitalism #canada #highest paid ceos #hit list

[meiloorunsmoothie]

hey everyone! thought i'd make a jeremy jordan masterpost for those who want to watch more of the things he's been in (this is PART 1)

this is a compilation of the shows/movies/tv he's done, along with links/information on where to watch them. there is surprisingly a lot of jeremy jordan content you can watch for free on youtube!

a note: if the show is blue, it means i have a version (either audio or video) that is different from the one i linked below. if you would like access to that, dm me! i am willing to gift each person up to two videos/audios.

without further ado, enjoy!!!

Broadway/Off-Broadway/Shows “in Concert”:

Rock of Ages:

High Enough @ Bryant Park: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHbiGphTT_4

RoA closing night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmHSup_s8Vo

High Enough w/ Ashley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dloI6N8yts

His like 10 seconds in this 💀: https://youtu.be/30ul84hDL-Q?si=ZSv7HO3Y-RSJPeUV

West Side Story (Hollywood Bowl 2016): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVpgnB0OQE4

Heathers: The Musical (Workshop @ Joe’s Pub): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXB6-WaU6y4

Bonnie & Clyde Broadway: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOaMt_cSl1M

Newsies Broadway: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7sLuH5Ngdk

Hit List in Concert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzqfOXY-BtM

Parade in Concert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a3MhuDpwGc

Finding Neverland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDMVu85pnFU

Bombshell in Concert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws5XQiIFGhg

Newsies Pro-Shot: https://vimeo.com/424881155

American Son: Pro-Shot on Netflix

Waitress: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a3MhuDpwGc

A Killer Party:

Erm…here’s a trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6daiX53wwo

Also his song (which is a banger for literally no reason): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RPI8ggYNss

Little Shop of Horrors (both 2021 and 2023): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0qvTi4FtFU (2023, AUDIO ONLY)

This channel has a lot of clips from his two runs: https://www.youtube.com/@lexfox21

Bonnie & Clyde West End Concert:

Raise a Little Hell (audio): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2eBfOjJLpo

The Great Gatsby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CchzuyXcCds&t=1s (AUDIO ONLY)

Here’s a different one as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TBw_vUOrjE

Movies (these are only the ones I could find with publicly available links):

The Last Five Years: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie3ftS0LcZ8

Mix up in the Mediterranean: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkai2uV1nO8

TV (there are others, I know, but these are the most popular ones):

Smash (yes, almost the whole season 2 is on youtube): https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoizneF6zldhG0iDEkFfcho9e1QJpvHHF&si=lqH9_eV0KQeanxC_

Tangled the Series (season 1 only): https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiv1IUQDVSNIqxjX4rzvIMw7EjwGspqGt&si=zFj-82vVaGfjhVIS

Supergirl: on Netflix

Hazbin Hotel: on Amazon Prime

part 2 (his concerts!!!) is out now and linked here!

#jeremy jordan #come get your content here #newsies #bonnie & clyde #west side story #american son #little shop of horrors #lsoh #waitress #hit list #bombshell #the great gatsby #bwaygatsby #the last five years #tl5y #mix up in the mediterranean #smash #tangled the series #tts #rapunzles tangled adventure #rta #supergirl #hazbin hotel

[waviermylove]

Wednesday: Xavier, I don't understand why you can't just tell me the name of your crush, I'm not going to assassinate her-

Xavier: I can't tell you because she’s in the room and she would hear me!

Wednesday: Xavier, we are the only ones in this room.

Xavier: Yes, yes, I know...but...

Wednesday: SO WHO IS IT?!

Xavier:

Xavier: I JUST TOLD YOU.

#jealous Wednesday #hit list #idiots to lovers my beloved #wednesday addams #wenvier #xavier thorpe #wavier #incorrect quotes #wednesday x xavier #wenthorpe #incorrect wenvier quotes #otp

[dannimalsphantom]

Weekly Hit List - Dani Fenton

this week the unfortunate wheel of victims gave me Dani Fenton. here she is, all goosed up

#danny phantom #dp #bitch fartman #my art #hit list #dannimalsphantom #weekly art #dani fenton #goose dani

[gramarobin]

#led headlights #hate them #funny and true #hit list

[daveydoodle]

Billie Eilish - Therefore I Am (Official Music Video)

❤️ 🎶 💙 🎵 🤍

#music #billie eilish #therefore i am #music choices #hit list #Youtube

[hanakogames]

Great American Novels

Time for another of those "look at a list of Great Novels and see how many I've read" things - though my memory does begin to fail me a bit, especially when it comes to 'worthy' books that I may have heard *of* a lot but not actually read.

The Great Gatsby

Yes, for school. Was I particularly taken with it? No. Never bothered watching any movie adaptation and can never remember what it was about in detail, I always have to look it up.

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An American Tragedy, Theodore Dreiser

Author name sounds familiar, but I dont know what this book is without looking it up… nope, have not read this. It's public domain now so I could, I guess.

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The Making of Americans, Gertrude Stein

I've heard of her. I have not read this book.

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Death Comes for the Archbishop, Willa Cather

I have heard of Willa Cather and may have read something by her but probably not this.

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A Farewell To Arms, Hemingway

Obviously know who Hemingway is but cannot tell you whether I've read this or not. I don't know, sorry.

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Passing, Nella Larsen

No familiarity.

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The Sound and the Fury + Absalom, Absalom, Faulkner

I don't like Faulkner. This opinion likely stems from ahving been forced to read something he wrote in school and being annoyed by it. However, I can't tell you what I read. I've read about both of these and may or may not have read some part of one of them at some point.

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Nightwood, Djuna Barnes

No familiarity, but now that I look it up on wikipedia, I need to actually go find that for research purposes, this seems relevant to my interests.

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East Goes West, Younghill Kang

Never heard of it, I assume it has to do with the Chinese in California? Oops, no, Korean, sorry.

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Their Eyes Were Watching God, Zora Neale Hurston

Heard of it. Haven't read it.

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USA, John Dos Passos

No familiarity.

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Ask the Dust, John Fante

No familiarity

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The Big Sleep, Raymond Chandler

I've heard of it but mostly because there's a movie, which I also haven't seen.

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The Day of the Locust, Nathaniel West

I thought I'd heard of the author but it appears probably not. No familiarity then.

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The Grapes of Wrath, Steinbeck

Had to read it for school.

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Native Son, Richard Wright

Heard of it.

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The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Carson McCullers

No familiarity.

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A Time to be Born, Dawn Powell

No familiarity.

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All the King's Men, Robert Penn Warren

Heard of it.

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The Street, Ann Petry

No familiarity.

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In a Lonely Place, Dorothy B Hughes

Heard of the author.

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The Mountain Lion, Jean Stafford

No familiarity but the tiny amount of info on wikipedia makes me think this might be a children's adventure book.

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The Catcher in the Rye, Salinger

Heard of it, sure, but never read it

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Charlotte's Web, E B White

Yes, I read this!

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Invisible Man, Ralph Ellison

Nope

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Farenheit 451, Bradbury

Obviously familiar with the general idea but never read it.

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Maud Martha, Gwendolyn Brooks

No familiarity.

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The Adventures of Augie March, Saul Bellow

No familiarity

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Lolita, Nabokov

Yes, I read this of my own free will in college (and I'm glad of it, because the impression I had of the novel before reading it was very far off what the book actually was, so at least now I have an informed opinion)

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Giovanni's Room, James Baldwin

No familiarity.

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Peyton Place, Grace Metalious

Name sounds familiar though I suspect it was made into a miniseries or something. (checking - yeah, tv show, movies, etc)

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Deep Water, Patricia Highsmith

Didn't she write The Price of Salt? (checks) Oh, and also Ripley. But I don't know this book.

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No-No Boy, John Okada

No familiarity.

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On The Road, Jack Kerouac

Heard of it.

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The Haunting of Hill House, Shirley Jackson

Heard of it, and read some Shirley Jackson, but I don't think I read this.

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Catch-22, Joseph Heller

Heard of it.

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A Wrinkle in Time, Madeleine l'Engle

Yes, I read this and several other of her books, but this wasn't my favorite.

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Another Country, James Baldwin

Not familiar.

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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Ken Kesey

Familiar with it but didn't read it.

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Pale Fire, Nabokov

DOn't know this book

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The Zebra-Striped Hearse, Ross Macdonald

No familiarity (checks) Apparently it's a detective book

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The Bell Jar, Sylvia Plath

Heard of it.

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The Group, Mary McCarthy

No familiarity

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The Crying of Lot 49, Thomas Pynchon

I've heard of the author.

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A Sport and a Pastime, James Salter

Is this a baseball book? (checks) Oh, I guess it's about sex. No familiarity.

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Couples, John Updike

I've heard of the author.

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Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Philip K Dick

I've read several things by Dick but probably not this one and I still haven't watched Blade Runner.

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Divorcing, Susan Taubes

No familiarity.

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Portnoy's COmplaint, Philip Roth

I think I've heard of the author

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Slaughterhouse Five, Vonnegut

Heard of it.

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Are you there God? It's me Margaret, Judy Blume

Pretty sure I read this as a kid.

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Desperate Characters, Paula Fox

No familiarity.

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Play it as it Lays, Joan Didion

No familarity, but I think I've dimly heard of Joan Didion.

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Log of the Ss the Mrs Unguentine, Stanley Crawford

No familiarity

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Mumbo Jumbo, Ishmael Reed

No familiarity

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Sula, Toni Morrison

No familiarity

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The Revolt of the Cockroach People, Oscar Zeta Acosta

No familiarity

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Oreo, Fran Ross

No familiarity, though I can guess what it's about.

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The Dispossessed, Urusla K LeGuin

I literally have a copy sitting on my to-read stack. I'll get there.

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Winter in the Blood, James Welch

No familiarity

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Corregidora, Gayl Jones

No familiarty

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Speedboat, Renata Adler

No familiarity

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Ceremony, Leslie Marmon Silko

No familiarity.

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Song of Solomon, Toni Morrison

see previous

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A Contract with God, Will Eisner

I've heard of the author

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Dancer from the Dance, Andrew Holleran

No familiarity

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The Stand, Stephen King

I'm familiar with it but did not read it.

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Kindred, Octavia E Butler

Yes, I've read this

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The Dog of the South, Charles Portis

No familiarity

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Housekeeping, Marilynne Robinson

No familiarity

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The Salt Eaters, TOni Cade Bambara

This sounds familiar. I don't know if I've read it, a piece of it, something inspired by it, or someone talking about it, but the plot description is very familiar.

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Little, Big; Or the Fairies Parliament, John Crowley

No familiarity.

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Oxherding Tale, Charles Johnson

No familiarity

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Machine Dreams, Jayne Anne Phillips

No familiarity

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Blood Meridian, Cormac McCarthy

Heard of book and author, someone I know was going through a McCarthy phase

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A Summons to Memphis, Peter Taylor

No familiarity

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Watchmen

This should not be on this list, it's not an American novel.

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Beloved, Toni Morrison

Heard of this book specifically

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Dawn, Octavia Butler

Read it, it's on my shelf

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Geek Love, Katherine Dunn

No familiarity (and it's the circus kind of geek)

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Tripmaster Monkey, Maxine Hong Kingston

No familiarity

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Dogeaters, Jessica Hagedorn

No familiarity

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American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis

Familiar with it. I didn't watch the movie but I read about both it and the book.

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How the Garcia Girls Lost their Accents, Julia Alvarez

No familiarity

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Mating, Norman Rush

No familiarity

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Bastard out of Carolina, Dorothy Allison

Very familiar with it. Watched the movie. Don't think I've read the book but not sure.

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The Secret History, Donna Tartt

Heard of it and been told it's good.

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So Far from God, Ana Castillo

Not familiar with it

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Stone Butch Blues, Leslie Feinberg

Definitely aware of it, it was referenced a lot in some of the 90s lesbian fiction I did read, but I haven't read it.

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The Shipping News, Annie Proulx

Heard of it.

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Native Speaker, Chang-Rae Lee

I thinK i've heard of it?

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Sabbath's Theater, Philip Roth

Still think I've heard of the author

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Under the Feet of Jesus, Helena Maria Viramontes

No familiarity

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Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace

Heard of it

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I Love Dick, Chris Kraus

No familiarity

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Underworld, Don Delillo

No familiarity.

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The Intuitionist, Colson Whitehead

No familiarity.

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Blonde, Joyce Carol Oates

Heard of the author.

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House of Leaves, Mark Z Danielewski

Head of it

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The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier&Clay, Michael Chabon

no familiarity

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The Last Saumrai, Helen DeWitt

wasn't that a tom cruise movie (no this is apparently about a single mother)

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The Quick and the Dead, Joy Williams

wasn't that a western (well, this is something else, but wikipedia isn't telling me what)

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Erasure, Percival Everett

No familiarity

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I the Divine, Rabih Alameddine

No familiarity

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The Corrections, Jonathan Franzen

I have heard of the author

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Caramelo, Sandra Cisneros

No familiarity

We're past the year 2000 in publications now and I'm starting to strike out hard. I've never even heard of any of the books or authors past this point save for N.K.Jemisin and maybe Patricia Lockwood, so it got pointless to list them.

#books #fiction #hit list

[starwolf53]

I now have an artfight hitlist!

Check it out :]

#artfight #art fight #artfight 2023 #art fight 2023 #artfight hitlist #art fight hitlist #hitlist #artfight hit list #art fight hit list #hit list

[lifestylealex]

can you name all the nhl guys you and your friends talked to/hooked up with I’m just nosy

ok please keep in mind this is a few different girls over the course of multiple years (and some of them we didn’t find out about their gfs until after 🫠)

but here we go

Jake Virtanen (sorry)

Elias Pettersson

Ben Hutton

Mat Barzal

Carter Hart

Timo meier

Andrei svech

Matt luff

Vince Dunn

Auston Matthews

jakub vrana

michael dal colle

noah hanifin

ross colton

trevor zegras

sam bennett

jeremy swayman

rasmus dahlin

lias andersson

logan thompson

colton parayko

Brock Boeser

Matthew Tkachuk

#hit list

[certifiedpoopshitter]

DEAR ART FIGHT USERS,

I'm partipating in this year's art fight! In order to help me manage my attacks next month, I made a hitlist. I would love for fellow art fighters to put in the required info in the form so I can draw your characters!

Art Fight URL: https://artfight.net/~Eddie_Dread

Team: Vampires

Character types I have: mainly humanoid, but I also have vampire and centaur characters

Extras: all my rules are stated at the top of the form, so I would appreciate if you read those before filling out my form

https://forms.gle/Zi4woUEcRLPAgfLr9

Here are some examples of my art!

#art fight #art fight 2023 #team vampire #team werewolf #af2023 #art #artist #artists of tumblr #young artist #original art #oc art #digital art #hit list #af hitlist #advertising #advertisement

[meiloorunsmoothie]

what happens when there's no new jeremy jordan content? why you pull from the archives of course 😏

featuring the "all my friends are dead shirt"

this shirt is at least a decade old...speaking of which...what happened to all your plaid shirts, sir? 👀

#i love it when he sings caught in the storm #it just hits different #don't worry there's a lot more where this came from #the shirt too T_T #jeremy jordan #smash #hit list

[cnaaawd]

come and attack me!!!

#art fight #lf #hit list #2022 #af 2022 #team bloom

[dannimalsphantom]

thinking of starting this little thing :)

where every week I get to pick one lucky victim character to put on the hit list create art for! ideas for objects/ animals welcome. at your own risk :)

#dp #danny phantom #bitch fartman #dannimalsphantom #hit list #weekly art

[ciahitlust]

@badblood no dicks wtf ken barbie skipper undone zipper bougjt to or for rape all vics of gov crap js

#kanye west #taylor swift #op #it speaks #cult of the lamb #yeah #old kanye #you heard it here first #no dick pics #in heaven #heds #hit list #actually mentally ill #no dice #government #speaking

[love-and-books320]

You’re in his dms im on his hit list we r not the same 

#You’re in his dms #Hit list