To me it feels very odd that 47 has eyebrows.
Lemme explain:
47 was created with some sort of alopecia so that he has no hair anywhere
We can see this in absolution in the shower where there is nothing hair wise on his legs,
We see his arms most often and they show no sign of hair or hair growth, even his chest is barren.
So how does he have eyebrows? Surely if he was born with alopecia he wouldn't have them. But then again his brother seemed to miraculously grown a full head of hair, so...
This has given me the recurring thought that 47 simply draws them on and (funnier still) diana doesn't realise bc he's that good at it.
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Mr. Black, I'm looking in your direction.
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BoomBoom redeem "jeff goat - as agent 47 - getting caught mid outfit change and having to flee from angry gun wielding guards. his outfit/disguise can be up to you"
Hitman was such a fun game
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I think Agent 47 should be more popular on Tumblr.com. He's right up our alley.
He's a canonically asexual aromantic who kills billionaires for a living.
He's an amoral old man.
The barcode on the back of his head leads to a dildo shop.
He is inexplicably skilled in every job he could possibly need for a disguise to work. Drumming? Check. Doctoring? Sure. Clowning? You bet your ass.
He cannot resist the urge to make thinly veiled death jokes when talking to his targets. His go-to alias is "Tobias Rieper".
His wife locked him in the basement until he upped his billionaire killing quota.
He's canonically responsible for killing Harry and Marv from Home Alone.
He once bludgeoned Santa Claus unconscious with a brick and stole his clothes. He then stole his sleigh to escape the crime scene.
Some of his most notable escapes include riding away on the backs of dolphins, putting on a flamingo suit and flying away like a bird, and letting himself get abducted by aliens. Among others.
He's a canonical lesbian ally. In one case, he gave a girl a pep talk for her upcoming date and in another he saved a lesbian couple about to get married from a serial killer.
He's a tri-racial icon with five dads.
Nearly every NPC he passes remarks about how attractive he is. Including men.
Autism icon. In my heart.
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i think we're gonna have to kill this guy, steven
[based on that twitter meme]
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does this mean anything to you
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47 definitely seems like the kind of person to find asleep in weird locations in his safehouse.
Like he can't sleep in bed, so he moves to the sofa. If he can't sleep there he'll sleep in his car. This goes on for a while (since I can imagine he's a major insomniac) until Diana finds him asleep in a wardrobe/ closet or outside on the grass with a blanket , or just anywhere unconventional the next morning.
Idk but I find it funny
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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this
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Andrew's VG Comics #12!
I have been playing a lot of Hitman's Freelancer mode lately, I have to imagine this is why you start off confined to the basement.
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