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mielicy · 2 months

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lizzie 🤝 landon

loving hope mikaelson to death, literally

#text #hizzie #handon #hope mikaelson #legacies #she killed her girlfriend and her boyfriend #MULTIPLE TIMES #love her tho

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so-sick-of-17 · 1 month

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Me: Lizzie Saltzman is a lesbian. She does not like men. She is the biggest lesbian there is and should not end up with a man.

Also me: Handizzie is my favorite legacies ship.

#Handizzie #I love them so much #I think I prefer Hope in the middle and dating both of them with them just having the best friendship dynamic ever #but Landizzie also intrigues me #either way she is Hope’s girlfriend #Legacies #lesbian Lizzie Saltzman #Hizzie #Handon #my favorite dynamic in the show #even platonically the three of them are so much fun

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whyislenaluthorsohot · 1 year

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*Hope proposing a plan where she, once again, tries to fight a monster while unarmed with no backup or supplies*

Hope: So, what do you guys think?

Lizzie: Whatever floats your Titanic.

Hope: The Titanic sunk?

Lizzie: Just like your IQ when coming up with that plan. Absolutely not.

#Hope's a kid genius #but still dumb in situations #Lizzie will be brutally honest with her when needed #featuring #Lizzie “trying to keep her girlfriend alive” Saltzman #and #Hope “martyr complex the size of fucking Texas” Mikaelson #incorrect hizzie #incorrect legacies #incorrect legacies quotes #legacies incorrect quotes #legacies

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dragonbinx · 10 months

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Legacies (TV 2018) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hope Mikaelson/Lizzie Saltzman Characters: Lizzie Saltzman, Hope Mikaelson, Aurora de Martel Additional Tags: Episode Tag, Immortality, Far Future, memorial Series: Part 11 of Pride Month Fic-A-Day 🌈 Summary:

Right now, though, she and Hope were holding hands. They hadn't needed to do it for the spell to work. They absolutely didn't need to keep doing it now that the spell was long over. But the raft kept floating and burning and Hope didn't let go of her hand so Lizzie didn't let go, either.

An episode tag for 4x19 a year (and two days) after it aired. Lizzie thinks about timing, and holding Hope's hand.

#Legacies #CW Legacies #Legacies CW #Hizzie #Lizzie x Hope #Hope x Lizzie #Lizzie Saltzman #Hope Mikaelson #bonded for life girlfriends #dragonbinx fics

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occulthours · 4 months

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out of curiosity, are you a hosie or a hizzie? you're pretty loud about your dislike for handon, but i rarely see you post either hosie or hizzie.

Honestly, I had to think hard to answer this because I really did enjoy aspects of both ships. Short answer, I like both but don't love either. If I had to choose I would likely say Hizzie.

With Hosie I feel like they lacked a lot of the depth despite them being the most popular ship in the show. Ironically enough, they followed in KC's footsteps in that sense. They never really had enough build-up for them to start a relationship at any point in the show and it didn't help that the writers seemingly put a ban on them in s3. After being called out for queerbaiting the audience they just decided to completely cut Hope and Josie off from each other, even in situations that would've called for them to interact (s2 literally ended with them having an episode heavily centric on their dynamic, yet there was no follow up in s3?).

Their dynamic for the most part bored me, even as someone who enjoys the friends-to-lovers trope. Often times their scenes felt a bit empty, which definitely could’ve been intentional on the writers part to dissuade people from shipping them to be fair! They just didn’t get enough content for me to fully jump on board. I do think that out of Hope's popular ships, they had the best chemistry. They felt very natural in the scenes they shared and could've been great in canon. Had DRR and Kaylee been given the chance, Hosie would’ve been one of the few canon Legacies ships that had real romantic chemistry.

Hope and Lizzie’s relationship very clearly the star of the show. The best elements of the show were jumpstarted by their relationship (their rivals-to-friends era in s1, their hilarious scenes in s2 and 3, and their tribrid/heretic, sirebond, and enemies era in s4). The writers put more effort into Hizzie than any other aspect of the show, including Hope and Lizzie's canon relationships with their boring boyfriends. Typically, Hizzie is the thing the Legacies writers are praised for the most, and the praise is deserved.

Based on the writing alone Hizzie would've gone down as one of my favorite TVDU ships, maybe even one of my favorite ships period. But I don’t think DRR and Jenny have much romantic chemistry. Very close friends and platonic soulmates, yes. Girlfriends... I'd have to actually see it to believe it. They had the potential to start something, especially in season 4, but I’m not sure how it would feel to actually watch them have romantic scene.

It’s hard to say which I'd rather have been canon because of this. I can't see how Hope and Josie’s relationship being entertaining to watch (assuming that I can't go back and rewrite their relationship) and unless DRR and Jenny were specifically toning down whatever romantic chemistry they may have, I can't see myself rooting for them to kiss on screen. If I absolutely had to choose? Before s4 I would’ve said Hizzie by a long shot, but s4 gave Hosie an edge (I love ships where one or both of them are obsessively down bad and s4 Josie fit that to a T. Josie caring more about the girl that beat her father nearly to death, threatened to kill her mother, and actually killed her sister? EAT EAT EAT!), but also the sirebond gave Hizzie a bit of an edge (how could you not get even a little buzz from “I hate you for making me love you”?)… Hizzie was the first Legacies ship I fell for so I feel like I’m always gonna be a bit bias towards them.

I’d choose either one of these ships over the train wreck that was Hope and Landon in a heartbeat though! Both had potential to be excellent in their own ways if H.ndon wasn’t shoved down our throats.

#hope mikaelson #hosie for ts #hizzie for ts #legacies #not an anti post for either ships. just my thoughts. both ships had a lot of potential despite my complaints lol.#anti handon

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terapsina · 1 year

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Question of the hour. Can someone figure out what my shipping type is through ten of my all time favorite OTPs?

I ask because I can't.

1. Swan Queen.

Enemies to Friends to Lovers. Angst. The Evil Queen and the Savior. Divorced Moms Feeling. Co-parenting their kid plus town. Battle Couple. Obsessed With Each Other's Happy Ending.

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2. Elejah.

Tragically Opposite Sides. Mirrors of Each Other. Loyalty. Family. Betrayal. Humanity. Mutual Respect. Regret. Cruelty. Inherent Understanding of What Makes The Other Tick. Full of Weirdly Reciprocated Awe. Casually Dropping 'Always and Forever' in Basically a Love Letter.

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3. Pardison.

Utterly Fluffy. Sweet. Friends to Lovers. The Hacker and the Thief. Each Other's Safe Space. Good Communication. Rock-solid Foundation. Completely Without Problematic Aspects and Yet Extremely Interesting.

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4. Hizzie.

Enemies to Friends to Enemies to Friends to Lovers. Squabbling Like an Old Married Couple. Bitches Against The World. But Also Very Soft. Actually Kinda Obsessed With Each Other. Would Kill For Each Other. Would Also Occasionally Want to Murder Each Other. Right Person, Wrong Time. More Romantic Than They Think They Are. Multiple Jealousy Scenes.

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5. Bellarke.

The Sloooooowest of Burns. The Head and The Heart. Everyone Including Their Friends, Their Families, Their Antagonists and Their Separate Love Interests Sees It. Completely In Love With Each Other. Being Apart Breaks Them. Each Other's Weak Spot. Also Each Other's Strength. Absolute Idiots. Not Actually Unrequited.

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6. Graylora.

My Newest Babes. The Prince Turned Mage and the Destined Empress. Initially Unrequited. Friends to Future Lovers. Inspire Hope in Each Other. Find Strength Through The Other's Faith. Awkward Turtleducks. Seeking Purpose and Fearing Destiny. Torn Apart and Longing To Reunite. Tragic "Death" Scene and Savage Vengeful Reaction.

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7. Clizzy.

Tactile Agony. No But Seriously So Much Touching. Meet-cute Head Bump. Constant Overt Flirting. BFFs to lovers. Falling For Her Brother's Girlfriend. More Chemistry Than The Canon Wants to Allow. Delicious Vibes Of Undercurrent Longing. Just Kiss You Fools.

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8. Spuffy.

Enemies to Reluctant Allies to Squabbling Children to Nearly Frenemies to Almost Friends to Doomed Lovers to Actual Friends to Lovers. They're a Comedy. They're a Tragedy. They Don't Work and Yet They Do. They're a Rollercoaster of Pain. They Can Be Alone Together. They Trusted Each Other Even Back Before They Liked Each Other. They've Seen The Best and The Worst Of Each Other. No Other Ship Has Hurt Me As Much as This One. The Slayer and The Vampire Who Got His Soul For Her.

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9. Kahlan/Cara.

The Mother Confessor and The Mord Sith. Reluctant Allies to Enemies to Friends to Lovers. The Confessor Who Chose to Spare Her Sister's Killer. And The Trained Killer Who Couldn't Make Herself Kill The Confessor Even To Save Her. Even Though She Has Magic Resurrection Powers. TWICE. Sexual Tension Oozing Through The Screen. Kahlan Wouldn't Be Able to Confess Cara Either, Fight Me.

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10. Green Queens.

Two Sociopathic Queens In Love. Would Totally Enslave The Galaxy If Their Families Didn't Hit Them Over The Heads With Rolled Up Newspapers and Say 'NO! BAD QUEENS! No family dinners for you'. Would Do Cold Blooded Slaughter For Each Other. Kinda Have Actually. Sharing Immortality Because What's The Point of Living Forever if They're Not Together.

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So that's it. Ten of my favorite ships. Do they have a common element? I don't know, I'VE certainly never been able to identify one.

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soboredimadeatumbl · 2 years

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No way in hell that shits platonic. Absolutely not. Let me see, love confession... no no, right, yet another love confession, the tension, the pinning, the way they seem to be the only one the other can go to... just, dude, try and convince me if this was a boy x girl pairing that they would try and pass this as platonic like they keep trying to do with hizzie. You know damn right that they wouldnt. Cause the whole build up is there. Theyre in love and you can fucking see it cause thats how the story is being told on every fucking level. Dialogue? Yes. Acting? Be it chemistry, dinamic being played, non verbal lenguage? Yes to all. Narrative framing? Also yes. It keeps being pointed at cause its right there, dammit

Lizzie is in love with Hope, and Hope is in love with Lizzie. Hope is also in love with Landon, and no, thats not mutually exclusive and you know it.

I need legacies to let Hope have her loving girlfriend and her loving boyfriend, and i dare anyone to tell me that she deserves anything less

Why have two hands if not to be able to hold hands with both your girlfriend and your boyfriend?

#legacies #legacies cw #legacies season 4 #hope mikaelson #lizzie saltzman #landon kirby #hizzie #legacies 4x16 #legacies 4×16

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josette-park · 2 years

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I Think I’ve Seen This Film Before

Prompt: Post Apocolyptic for Hizzie Fanfiction Week 2022

Pairing: Hizzie

Read on ao3 or below

Just a quick in and out. Simple as could be. They'd done it a thousand times, so Hope wasn't worried.

She should have been.

"Are we going, or what?" Lizzie asks from beside her.

"Yeah, let's go," Hope says as she grabs her gun and they make their way into the abandoned store. They need ammo and medical supplies. Food wasn't as scarce, after having to learn how to hunt and gather, it came easy. What wasn't easy was fending off the scavengers who never learned how to hunt and would do anything for their next meal.

They make their way into the shop and Lizzie heads towards the back while Hope walks down the aisles. After a few steps, she hears some shuffling from a few feet away and turns the safety off on her gun.

She steps quickly to see a zombie gnawing at a corpse, sucking the arm almost down to the bone. In the beginning, Hope was terrified and disgusted by this, but by now she has become numb.

The zombie turns to look at her but the movements are slow, this zombie is a shadow of itself, close to starvation.

Hope clicks off her gun and goes for the safer route and grabs her axe from where she had it strapped to her back and plants it into the zombie's head. It's a mercy killing, it wasn't human anymore, and it's at peace now. That is what her mom used to tell her. That once a zombie died the human soul could finally rest at peace.

She dislodges the axe from the zombie’s head and surveys their surroundings, wondering if the sound drew any unwanted attention. Hope looks out the window and sees someone run quickly by the window. Her head snaps to the back of the store.

Lizzie.

Hope takes her gun out again and readies it while quickly but quietly making her way towards the back. She quickly turns the corner to the back room, gun drawn, to find two men in the room, and a third at the door.

One is holding a gun to Lizzie's head, who has her arms up as the others take the supplies for themselves.

“We don’t want any trouble,” the one holding the gun says.

“Oh yeah, well the guns must have given me the wrong impression, then,” Hope says the gestures to Lizzie, “Let her go.”

“Of course we will, once we get what we came for,” the other man in the room responds with a slight smile as he takes a hesitant step towards Hope.

Hope points her gun at him and asks, “What did you come for?”

“You,” he responds, “Your father killed my brother, and it’s time he pays for that.”

Her father’s actions have come back to haunt her, again. It was like this long before the apocalypse broke out. He was never a good man, but he was a good father. However, now his actions have come back to put the last person she cares about in danger. She lost her whole family, she can’t lose her girlfriend, too.

“Okay,” Hope says, “You can have me, but just let her go.”

Hope wants to make good on her promise. She’ll do anything to get Lizzie out of here safely, even if they don’t leave together.

“Where’s the fun in that?” He asks, “Why kill you when I can make you feel the pain I’ve felt.”

Hope catches him nod to the man holding Lizzie hostage. Hope doesn’t have time to second guess her actions, so she doesn’t. She shoots the man holding Lizzie point-blank in the face and quickly takes out the other two with her gun as well.

“Well that was violent,” Lizzie says, face covered in blood from the gunshot that killed her captor.

Hope makes her way to Lizzie and brings her in and whispers in her ear, “I couldn’t lose you.”

“Right here,” Lizzie responds.

After they gather what they came for, they make their way out of the store to head back to base. The second Lizzie opens the door, she screams and topples to the ground. Hope sees a zombie on top of her and shoves the zombie off of Lizzie before grabbing her axe and planting it deep so into the zombie’s head that it hits the pavement below the zombie.

Hope reaches a hand out to help Lizzie up. When the other girl reaches her hand out, her sleeve slips to reveal a fresh zombie bite, and Hope immediately takes a step back. No. Her reaction was immediate, out of self-preservation. She's seen this before too many times.

“Oh crap,” Lizzie says, looking at her arm for the first time.

Hope’s heart is pounding so hard in her chest that she can’t think, she can barely breathe. Not Lizzie. Not Lizzie, it can’t be. This can’t keep happening to Hope again.

Lizzie sighs and says, “We both know what you have to do now.”

Hope takes another step back and shakes her head profusely, “I will not.”

“Hope-” Lizzie starts.

“No!” Hope interjects, “I can’t take this anymore, Lizzie. You are the only thing that keeps me going. You are the only thing that makes living in this hell hole worth it. You are the love of my life, and I can’t do that to you, so don’t ask me to.”

“You can’t take me back to camp,” Lizzie points out, “And I am not becoming one of those things.”

Hope feels the fight leave her, she knows Lizzie is right. After all, wouldn’t she ask the same if their positions were reversed?

“I’m not ready to lose you,” Hope admits.

“I know,” Lizzie says, “No one is ever ready, but I have faith that we’ll meet again, I just would rather it not be as a zombie trying to kill you.”

Hope lets out a wet laugh through tears and asks, “You really think there’s something after all this?”

“There better be, because this fucking sucks,” Lizzie responds as she begins to tear up, “I hope I’ll get to see my sister and my parents again and that one day in a long while, you’ll join me. I hope there will be peace.”

“Me too,” Hope says. Because it is what they are owed. They deserve happiness, but they aren’t going to get it in this lifetime. Hope grabs her axe from the dead zombie and studies it for a few seconds, before meeting Lizzie’s eyes and making a request, “Close your eyes, I don’t want you to remember me like this.”

Lizzie meets her gaze and says, “I’ll only remember the good times with you, Mikaelson.”

“I love you,” Hope manages to push out through her tears.

“I love you, too,” Lizzie responds as she closes her eyes.

Hope swings her axe and wishes it was her own head instead.

#hizzie #legacies #hope mikaelson #lizzie saltzman #hizzieficweek22 #tuserannabelle #wlw #fanfic #fanfiction

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userlaylivia · 1 year

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I posted 11,142 times in 2022

That's 3,798 more posts than 2021!

543 posts created (5%)

10,599 posts reblogged (95%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 11,139 of my posts in 2022

#i will always queue you - 8,027 posts

#riverdale - 1,662 posts

#tagged ❤️ - 1,548 posts

#legacies - 1,072 posts

#tvd - 967 posts

#btvs - 643 posts

#barchie - 570 posts

#the secret circle - 562 posts

#ship: a window of light in the dark - 549 posts

#stranger things - 536 posts

Longest Tag: 128 characters

#i think mike knows he has feelings for him and is just trying to be sensitive about it or he really is clueless idek anymore lol

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

OMG THAT EPISODE OF LEGACIES WAS INCREDIBLE!! PROOF ONCE AGAIN THAT S4 IS THE BEST SEASON OF THE SHOW AND IF THE CW CANCELS IT I WILL RIOT!!!! I ENJOYED THE NO HUMANITY HOPE STORYLINE BUT I'M GLAD SHE'S BACKKKK!!!! AND WE'RE GETTING HIZZIE NEXT WEEK!! ALSO THERE'S MORE THAN 16 EPISODES THIS SEASON I'M SOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!

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#4

The cw are ACTUAL IDIOTS!!! they cancel a show in it's best season???? like make it make sense!!!! why cancel such a good show why not give it one last s5???? I haven't been this upset over a cancellation since the secret circle, I'm so upsettttt.

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guys remember when alex asked michael if he would've come with him out of roswell if he asked and now they LITERALLY drove out of roswell together into the sunset!!!! I'm FIIIIINE 😭😭😭

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omg lizzie is sired to hope!!!!! I didn't like the delena sirebond storyline at first but I grew to love it and the parallel between hizzie and delena AHHHHH I love this, why have lizzie be sired to hope if nothing is going to happen??? just saying lol

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My #1 post of 2022

"hey bitch" and hope's smile!!!! I can't anymore with my chaotic girlfriends!!!!!

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musical-chick-13 · 2 years

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WIP First Lines

Thank you to @equusgirl-writes for the tag!! Pretty self-explanatory, here are the first lines to various WIPs I have in The Folder™.

it gets dark (aka the “River has OCD and gets therapy” fic)

She says a lot of things she doesn’t mean. She has to, in order to preserve the timeline and, by extension, herself. Lies all the time to keep herself from getting caught doing whatever illicit thing she’s not supposed to be doing at almost any given moment. But she means it when she’s expounding to a crowded dining room, in a voice stuck half between sobbing and screaming, that the man she married never loved her.

Sentiment, Actually (the infamous Giant Adlock Fic)

She refers to herself as “The Woman,” but surely--logically--she can’t be all that different from any other person of that gender. Or from any other person of any gender at all. All of these criminals are the same: at best, mildly intriguing for a time; but ultimately predictable and, at their core, laughably imperfect.

Yet here she is.

soft hearts, electric souls (DW s10 fix-it where Missy is alive because I say so)

He wakes up, meets his former self, and saves the world. Somewhere along the line, he finds Bill. Or, rather, Bill finds him. Something about tears allowing her girlfriend to track her; tears that she then transferred onto him while crying over his (assumed to be) dead body in the TARDIS. (Stupid he didn’t realize that earlier, really. Maybe he was getting rusty in his old age. Beaten in solution-finding by a human who had barely even had time to be alive.)

Heather, his brain supplies.

She had saved his best friend. The very best of humanity. Made her herself again. She deserved to be called by her real name.

hopeless young emotions (aka the hizzie fic)

Lizzie Saltzman is not a hateful person.

Sometimes even she doubts that statement, but, really, honest, she’s not. Untrusting? Generally frustrated? More than a little bit of a control freak? Yes.

But hateful…No.

Not Quite (Dutch opera hero/villain femslash)

She stares at the bronze nameplate on her new desk.

DR. IRIS MARINUS

Doctor. It had a nice ring to it.

“We’re very happy to have you, Doctor Marinus,” the sweet, freckled blonde intern who must be half her age at most hums, almost saccharinely.

“Happy to be here,” she mutters back. Her mind is not quite in the present, but she at least has enough awareness to remember her manners.

unnamed Peridot/Lapis fic

Peridot found herself in the middle of a flame war. She didn’t know why it was called a “flame war,” as it involved neither armed conflict nor actual flames, but apparently that was what Earth people called fighting online over which pairings in a show you liked.

Concrete Clouds (*grumbles* yes I started a Sad Anime Girl fic, leave me alone-also this character has DID and her in-canon representation of that is uh...not great, so I’m gonna try and fix it.)

The first time she switches, nothing happens.

Well, okay, she shouldn’t say “nothing”. She switches. That’s what happens. To pretend like that in and of itself is “nothing” is almost hilariously ignorant.

~~I have more (like The J/C Dancer AU), but I’m still trying to settle on opening lines for them because that’s the hardest part for me, so...here we are. Just...why are there so many. @universe let me finish something PLEASE.

There’s also another fic that I won’t write the opening line of here because that one may not ever even see the light of day, as it’s probably too problematic even for me, lmao, I was in a really bad place when I started it.

I tag everyone!! If you want to do this, I tag you! Please give me WIP information. :D

#mc thirMEMES #mc13 writes

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so-sick-of-17 · 1 year

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I get not shipping Hizzie. Ships are not for everyone so not everyone has to ship it. But “ I see them better as friends.” What?! Lizzie literally confessed her love to Hope. I get thinking of it as one sided and I get liking them as friends better than as girlfriends but “ yeah I don’t really see them as a ship.” Shut up.

#Hizzie #ugg #people should not watch ship edits to comment #oh they were just friends #and platonic edits are cool but don’t edit a ship and be like but they are actually just friends and I’m tagging the ship

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faeryworlds · 2 years

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Happy birthday to Lizzie’s girlfriend the 1/2 of Hizzie @thesnowfelled

Happy birthday Hope!! Lizzie will just spoil her so damn much

#thesnowfelled

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 2 years

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EPILOGUE SEVEN

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VRISKA: Hey, Harry Anderson, giznuess where I be!

HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: whizzay fo' sheezy???

HARRY ANDERSON: Bounce wit me. whizzay be dis? i can’t hear yizzou! One, two three and to tha four.

V-R-to-tha-izziska cizzy pusha hiznand arizzle tha receiva of ha pizzy n shouts ova tha artillery barrizzle, betta check yo self.

VRIZZLE: Recognize the realness. It’s ME, idizzle! Tha HOT 8A8E you’re lucky enough ta hizzy gotten ta second 8ase wit so show some love!

HARRY ANDERSON: Recognize the realness. oh hi vriska!

H-A-DOUBLE-RIZZY ANDERSON with my forty-fo': whizzle up?

VRISKA: I Implored You Ta GIZZY WHIZZAY I 8M thats off tha hook yo!

HARRY ANDIZZLE: uh. hmm. baze' on tha horrizzle racket 'n tha background, i’m gizzy guess so show some love! tha bizzle outsizzle tha cizzle?

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Ha HA! Holler at tha boss dogg. I TOLD you mah moms were trippin' ta H-to-tha-izzook Me Tha Fuck Up witta sweet milit8ry commission!

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Boo-Yaa! I’m officially 'n tha rebizzle, Sucka like a fucka!!!!!!!

HARRY ANDERSON: ugh. i’m watch'n tha bizzattle out mah window rizzy now where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'. be you SURE it’s siznafe fo` yizzay ta be out there, vrizzay aww nah?

HARRY ANDERSON: i’d kind of hate it if you dy before we gots to third baze.

VRISKA: Pfft, yizzay, wh8teva. I’m basically Immortal, bizzay.

VRISKA: I’m gonna 8reeze through here lizzay a H-to-tha-izzigh Money dippin' sweepstakes at the 8lackj8ck table!

HARRY ANDERSON: you shizzould probably actually gamble once 'n yo' life before you try ta mizzake gambl'n metaphors, bizzay so jus' chill. coz that was dire n we out!

VRISKA: Uh, excuze you, but Tavros tot8lly snuck me into Uncle Jake’s game last mizzle. It was Immoderately LIT.

HIZZLE ANDERSON: They call me tha president. wizzy but real don't give a fuck. be you still hate dat'n tavros?

VRISKA: Uhhhhhhhh... yeah with my forty-fo'? Why wizzouldn’t I be??

HIZZLE ANDIZZLE: aw dawg. hizze’s so pathetic.

VRISKA: Yeah, thiznat’s Tha Point, H-A-Double-Rizzy Anderson.

HARRY ANDERSIZZLE: hizzow d-ya stand kiss'n him? he’s so weird cuz Im tha Double O G. n alwizzles mysteriouslizzle sticky fo` some reasizzle. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.

HIZZLE ANDERSON: PLEAZE T-to-tha-izzell me yiznou haven’t gone ta thizzle baze wit him.

VRIZZLE: A girl D-to-tha-izzoes Not kiss n tell, Harry de8rizzle. : Hollaz to the East Side.:::)

HARRY ANDERSON bitch ass: okay well as L-to-tha-izzong as you don’t touch me rappa up hizzy weird, clammy body.

VRISKA: I’m nizzy go'n ta git a chance ta feel eitha of you up fo` A While, consider'n I’m now an Important 8bitch 'n Karkat n Meenah’s 8adizzles Revolutionarizzle Army.

VRISKA: Oh, I asked if thizzey cizzy squeeze you 'n. They S-8-to-tha-izzid they were JIZZY out of open'n let me holla at u.

VRISKA: Sorry Dude! Lol and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow.

HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: did you jizzle call me ta brag in tha dogg pound?

HARRY ANDERSON: what elze be go'n on out there?

VRISKA: Ugh, whizno knizzle.

VIZZY: Aint no stoppin' this shit. Oh. yo' DIZZAY be here.

HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: whiznat and my money on my mind?!

HARRY ANDERSON: i thiznought he D-to-tha-izzidn’t want anyth'n ta do wit tha wizzar?

VRISKA yeah yeah baby: Yeah, wiznell, he S8YS that, but hizzle here right now n mah mom’s say'n a bizzy of G8y Shit to him.

VRISKA: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. Thizzay hugg'n n Reminisc'n a8izzle how Old N Sad T-H-to-tha-izzey are or wh8teva.

HARRY ANDERSIZZLE: huh...

VRISKA: W-H-to-tha-izzat from tha streets of tha L-B-C?

HARRY ANDERSON so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: i really thought thizzat mah fatha might cizzy siznee me fo` mah birthday dis year. Im a bad boy.

VRISKA: Recognize the realness. Welp!

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Thizzle Tha Br8ks, Kizzay.

HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: dawg.

HARRY ANDERSON: you cizzay be sizzuch a shitty girlfriend sometimes.

VIZZY: M-to-tha-izzay8e I’m inspired ta be a L-to-tha-izzess Than Ideal M8tesprit when I’m 'n tizzy prizzle of WEAKNESS? Eva consida that??

HARRY ANDERSON: unbelievable. Subscribe, get yo issue.

VRIZZAY: Hey I’m jizzay frontin' wit you! Don’t 8e such a 8a8y a8out it. Im crazy, you can't phase me. It’s a tiznot8l turnoff fo all my homies in the pen.

VRISKA: I’m siznure yo' d8d cares a8out yizzy very much. Maybe chill out?

HARRY ANDERSON: yizzy whateva. One, two three and to tha four.

HARRY ANDERSON: he’s always gett'n all weepy whenever i rap ta him anyway fo all my homies in the pen.

HARRY ANDERSON: i don’t think i could hizzy taken anotha round of him chillin' bizzack tizzay while apologiz'n ta me 'bout “whiznat happened wit me n yiznour motha, H-A-Double-Rizzy.”

HARRY ANDERSON: i M-to-tha-izzean, god. he’s nizzy even weed-smokin' DRUNK when he does dis spittin' that real shit.

HIZZLE ANDERSON spittin' that real shit: that might actually be tha most embarrass'n pizzle.

VRISKA: Y-to-tha-izzeah, lmao in all flavas.

VRISKA: Nizzy th8t you mention it, I thizzink he’s actually slackin' right nizzay? Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome.

VRISKA: I thizzink I cizzle overhear...

VRISKA: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. W8it.

V-R-to-tha-izziska stops try'n ta eavesdrizzle on John’s perpetratin' fo` a moment like a tru playa'. She’s distracted by anizzle noize if you gots a paper stack. She whizzips ha heezee around ta dizzle an all-too-familiar sound chillin' above tha saggin' silence like a fucka. It’s a S-to-tha-izzound thizzat shizze knows from hard-won experience can mean onlizzle one th'n.

Therizzles a clown nearby.

VRISKA now pass: I think I hear...

VRIZZISKA: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. GAMZIZZLE??

HARRY ANDERSON and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: gamzee sho nuff? mah auntie jane’s gizzle? wat it do ??

VRISKA: Yes! Who ELZE could I miznean?

VRISKA: Aint no stoppin' this shit. He’s arizzle here somewhere.

HIZZLE ANDERSON: so what? i see him evizzle day dogg. he sucks.

VRIZNISKA: So WH8T?! Hizzay like, Jane’s left hizzy dawg like a tru playa'!

H-A-DOUBLE-RIZZY ANDERSON: no, hizzy “neutral,” rememba? Death row 187 4 life.

VRISKA: Tizzy not how Pusha Vantas feels, betta check yo self.

VRISKA: He sez he’s a total 8astard. A Tr8itor Ta His Kind if you gots a paper stack.

HARRY ANDERSON: yawn.

Tha dust be beginn'n ta settle around Vrizzles ankles. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. She scans tha tree line n slackin' all playa attentizzle ta bear on dis curious rhythm of noizes com'n from nearby, beckon'n from tha undizzle. Sizzy pizzles toward it through tha thornizzle shrubbery.

VRISKA: shut up or get wet up. There’s a bounty out fo` his arrest! D8mn, T-H-to-tha-izzey’ll probablizzle piznut him 'n front of a tribunal if we cizzan git our hizzay on hiznim!

HIZZLE ANDERSON: oh, i change' mah M-to-tha-izzind keep'n it real yo. dis sounds gizzle actizzle.

HARRY ANDERSIZZLE: Put your feet up n take a breath ! invite me ta tha execizzle, please?

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: If I could c8ptiznure tha Hiznigh Fuck'n Priest Makara they’d promote me ta, lizzle, thizzle 'n command of tha whole joint!!!!!!!!

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Fizzay YE8H, know what im sayin?

HARRY ANDIZZLE so i can get on: wizzell.

HARRY ANDERSON: gizzle lizzay wit all that.

HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: call me if you wanna H-to-tha-izzook up afta tha battle.

VRISKA so show some love! N8turally!

John’s perpetratin' away a tear wiznith hizzis slizneeve when he cizzles S-to-tha-izzight of Vriska, innocizzle wander'n toward tha verizzle bush where he’d just abandonizzle (Vriska) ta sort out ha exhibition of unexpected n dizzle profane lust. Now that tha biznattle hizzas stillizzle, he ciznan overhear tha vile melody of tha blasphemizzles union.

ROZE to increase tha peace: Thizzles that noize again.

ROSE: shut up. I knew I wasn’t imagin'n it fo' sho'.

JOHN: oh no.

JOHN n shit: no, no, no fo all my homies in the pen...

JOHN: VRISKA, WAIT, DON’T! Dogg House Records in the fuckin house.!!!!

Jizzy rizzy to intervene, but it’s tizzle late. Vriska pushizzles asizzle tha last of tha F-R-to-tha-izzonds separat'n ha frizzle rappa quarry witta triumphant Ha keep'n it real yo!

Vriska’s huge, mischievous smile freezes on ha face. Whizzay eyes pizzay tha imizzle ta crazy ass brain, and it finally mizzles senze of dis incomprehensible jumble of gray limbs, blue n pizzurple slop, tanglizzle black hair, n stunned faces, ha expression begins ta slowly melt. It tizzy drizzay quickly, from phaze ta phaze, ta one of wonda, then anguish, n finally, abject horror.

JOHN: oh god.

Vriska n (Vriska) both start shriek'n at a pitch Jizzohn’s only eva heard one time before. It wizzas a sizzay thizzat once accompany tha end of everyth'n. A sound once heard tha night he dreamt 'n anizzle with the S-N-double-O-P.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Legacies (TV 2018) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hope Mikaelson/Lizzie Saltzman, Ben/Jedediah "Jed" Tien Characters: Lizzie Saltzman, Hope Mikaelson, Jedidiah "Jed" Tien, Ben (Legacies) Additional Tags: Christmas Fluff, Christmas Presents, Ugly Holiday Sweaters, Light Angst, Idiots in Love Summary:

Jed was wearing the worst Christmas sweater Lizzie had ever seen.

Admittedly the color was nice, some sort of deep green, but that was the only positive thing about it. It was tight across the shoulder and sat an inch higher than the top of his jeans. In rows from the top to bottom there were lines of tinsel with actual miniature ornaments hung off of them, some of them with bells inside. They jangled loudly whenever he moved, and Jed moved a lot. Even from across the room, she could hear them each time he laughed or hugged someone or gave a high-five.

In which Jed is obsessed with Christmas, Ben is obsessed with Jed, and Lizzie doesn't understand either of them until she eventually does. Hope just thinks they're cute. Mostly.