#hlbcv

[hlbcv]

Do you have other AI friends, sir Mailman?

Ah...not really. I couldn’t really speak to them anyways, and they left pretty quick...

( Communication Interrupted )

Ahem. Admin L here! Just as a quick warning--this isn’t true. Although we have no idea where these memories came from, they certainly never happened to Copycat or his universe. Here is the image our ship captured of his universe.

Mr. Loverman seems to truly believe in being stuck in an offshoot of the Y2KVR universe, and at present, we find it easier to sink him slowly into the realization, rather than ask him out-right. If possible, we’d prefer if you avoided the topic of his origins altogether, but it may help to point out the holes in his memories. Thank you for understanding!

( Communications Restored )

#hlbcv #scene.png #day 2 #sorashiro001 #mr loverman #admin l

[nakitengoku]

@hlbcv is be like *hands you Barney* *hands you Barney* *hands you Barney* *hands you Barney* *hands yo-*

And I love it

#my art #quinn draws #barney calhoun #hlbcv #half life #i just *clenches fist* I love him so much #I'm sorry they're crying it's just what my hand drew #i was like 'How many different ways can i draw barney crying? #so :) #This was over 100 layers in Krita #i was very organized #scruffy is probably the best #harmony #loverman #omega #Calhoun #Scruffy #I love all of them

[caffeineken]

i love he, @hlbcv you did an amazing job designing this boy!!! i hope you like this lil piece is did!!

#hlbcv #idk what else to put #firewall #maybe???? #Snow Pile

[hlbcv]

( Green energy rises from seemingly nowhere, quickly condensing into clouds. White sparks shoot out as the clouds begin to spiral around a central point until the room flashes with bright green, blinding all inside. )

( Slowly, the green clouds dissapate, until only a small cloud remains around a figure. )

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Augh!!!

Ugh....

( A large thud echoes around the green-lit room as the newly-entered Barney falls to the floor, unconscious. )

#hlbcv #scene.png #( NO NICKNAME REGISTERED ) #( WELCOME: WANDERER )

[hlbcv]

[AggressiveSora.exe has been disabled due to overload information, returning to Sora.exe...] ...Excuse me but WHAT THE FUCK??? I'm trembling with unknown feelings of mine and IM LEGIT CRYING OUT LOUD. DOGGO GORDON I'LL COME FOR YOU LATER.

Uh, please avoid talking about Burger King in the vicinity of the employee’s hearing range. Most are conditioned to go into a violent rage where they attack everything in sight, and we’ve had multiple incidents before. Also, that’s my boyfriend, please don’t do that.

#hlbcv #combine catboy mcdonalds barney #sorashiro001 #day 7

[hlbcv]

"EMPLOYEE" seems like a normal worker fella. Why he's here, though? Time to find out!

Hm. You wish to know about me? It’s not that complicated.

My name is Barney Calhoun. I’m approximately 27 years old, and I used to work at Black Mesa as a security guard before I signed a contract with the Man in the Suit. Anything else?

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#hlbcv #calhoun #day 2 #sorashiro001 #omega

[hlbcv]

[Load AggressiveSora.exe...] 20 pieces of McNuggets and Vanilla Shakes or I will come and hunt you down :-)

Hi, welcome to Resistance Dogboy Bur-

I think you’re looking for the Combine Catboy Mcdonalds, across the street.

My boyfriend works over there, if you see him tell him I said hi and that the revolution is planned for Monday!

I...see. Thank you.

Thank you for coming to Burger King!

#hlbcv #resistance dogboy burgerking gordon #day 7 #sorashiro001

[hlbcv]

( The air is light, and full of warmth. Even with the knowledge of the problems to come in their own universes, in the current moment, all are assured with the knowledge that no matter what, they aren’t alone. )

( Thank you for taking this journey with me, and thank you for every single thing you all have done with me. This was incredible, and I’ll always be grateful that you all could help be a part of this alongside me. )

#hlbcv #day 17 #scene.png

[hlbcv]

( DAY 5 PART 2 END )

#hlbcv #scene.png #scruffy #admin f #mr loverman #calhoun #harmony #omega #day 5 part 2

[hlbcv]

What could this other pet be?

Ah, its... well... she’s uh...? Huh?

(The sound of rumbling can be heard.)

Oh fuck, L--!

(A loud bang is heard, followed by several crashing sounds and muffled curses.)

(Short growling and... barking sounds? can be heard over the microphone as this... weird dog appears.)

Jeez, L, I thought you locked her up!?

I-I did! She was in her cage! I don’t know ho-!

Ugh, forget it. I’ll see you later, L.

A-ah... I had hoped things would stay friendly for a longer. I hope you messengers haven’t been scared off... I’m afraid we’ll have to postpone this talk until later. I’m sure with the rooms being ready that the Barneys’ will be moved in within the next few days! I hope we can talk again soon. Come on, Lamarr. It’s feeding time anyways.

(The sound of footsteps can be heard, fading away.)

END OF DAY 1

#hlbcv #admin x #admin l #lamarr #day 1 #[ thats the end of day one but asks will be kept open!! the next session will likely be within tomorrow or the day after!! ]

[hlbcv]

HLBCV is now under construction!

#hlbcv #scene.png #announcement #[ooc] #hlvrv

[hlbcv]

Shiny? You okay, fella?

I, uh...can’t tell. I don’t know why this Calhoun guy has got me all shook up, but his ‘employer’ seems to scare me even more. I can’t...I..

...Was I saying somethin’?

#hlbcv #day 2 #sorashiro001 #omega

[hlbcv]

[ as a sorta-apology for disappearing for 3 days, heres some simple fullbody refs ive been meaning to give!! (lovermans boots/pants are the same color as his gloves (which i can provide the sprite for if needed!!) if yall need clarification on the notes i wrote on their faces, just send an ask! ]

#hlbcv #[ ooc ] #[ i will be reblogging this w/ more refs in a bit ]

[hlbcv]

soo wanna play uno?

GIVE THEM BACK!!

Now...now. I...believe you all May have ssssomething...Farrr more...Important. To deal with, no?

( Loverman and Harmony both begin to approach the Admins. )

Wouldn’t a letter be much better?

You wouldn’t want to disappoint your secret admirer, right?

#hlbcv #admin x #admin l #admin v #harmony #the associate #mr loverman #day 5 part 2 #[ anon. i want you to know this stopped me dead short. ] #scene.png

[hlbcv]

So, y'all gonna start wacking?

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( A large, bright ship lowers from the atmosphere. As Barney Calhoun stares at the descending vessel, the rebels in City 17 all begin to panic, but strangely enough...so do the Combine. )

What the hell?

( Barney Calhoun begins to make his way to the vessel. )

#hlbcv #barney calhoun #barney #day 16 #nakitengoku

[hlbcv]

THATS WHY U DONT REMEMBER MUCH SHINY. U GOT PUT INTO STASIS BY THAT DAMNED G-MAN!!! -R

Now, n...ow. It’s farrrr too early... For sssspoilers. Wouldnnn’t Want to overrlload our dear ‘Ommmega.’ Would...You?

#hlbcv #day 2 #( COMMUNICATIONS INTERRUPTED ) #the associate