#hmmmm yesss

[whatberry]

// eye contact

pov you just “accidentally” eavesdropped on ur boss and their totally not boyfriend who is possibly an ancient deity and he is now looming ominously over you with a very sharp knife

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[ from a fanfic (in readmore) - i just HAD to draw this expression omg ]

i tried at the hood and man. i could not get it to work

fic title and the part i drew

— below here is only tangentially related to the actual art lol —

hi @payasita ! i drew some fanart for one of your fics! (‘Feel No Evil’ - drawing’s at the top of the post idk if tagging autoscrolls you down or. yeah. its up there)

idk what to put here uhhhhh im really enjoying it so far :D

the fact that /no one recognizes him/ despite the whole three-eyes-threatening-aura-buddy-buddy-with-cult-leader thing hit me like a TRUCK last night (i may be misinterpreting it though)

also it single-handedly dragged me back into my cotl hyperfix and i am having a great time with that so thank you 👍

oh ALSO also ‘In Defense of Somniloquy’ was really good as well!

#tw eye contact #whatberryart #ryan on twitter dot com #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #i just think hes neat #sorry i go on a rant at the end of the readmore lol #fanfiction fanart #<— i see this tag in my future many a time hmmmm yesss #cotl #cotl fanart #also if ur on twitter YES i will post the other art here NO it will not be right now it will be tommorow

[brittscafe]

hii!! can i request the captains x reader where she has small breasts and she's kind of insecure about it

ughhhh yesss, small breast queens come together bc I am right there with you 😭

Jushiro: My man is such a sweetheart and he doesn't care about your breast size. He can start to tell when you're feeling insecure about your breast size when you're staring at them in the mirror, wishing you had bigger breasts so they would fit your shirt better. He'll wrap his arms around your waist, resting his chin on your shoulder. He'll whisper about how he loves every inch of your body, while his hands are massaging your breasts.

Shunsui: He knows that you have smaller breasts, but he doesn't care, but he loves you no matter what. Although when you see the other women in the soul society with fuller breasts, it makes you insecure. During intimate times with Shunsui, you start to stray away from him and not really focus on what's going on. You don't let him touch your breasts and then it clicks for him.

He definitely brings it up during an intimate moment which kind of isn't the best time, but whatever. Shunsui will hold eye contact with you and go on a whole rant about how he doesn't care about your breast size. He makes sure to give them lots of love; kisses, touching, squeezing, etc.

Byakuya: It doesn't even notice how small your breasts are when his fingers are kneading into your flesh during intimate moments or when his lips are sucking on your sweet skin. He's such a gentleman so that kind of stuff doesn't matter to him. He doesn't love you for your body.

So when you bring up how you're insecure about your breasts, he'll sit you down, cup your face and explain how he doesn't care about that and he loves you for you, not your body.

Toshiro: this man literally does not care about the size of your breasts and in fact, I think he prefers them to be smaller, but he doesn't really care. I think because Rangiku always accidentally shoves her breasts in Toshiro's face, he likes the size of yours.

He'll comfort you his words, telling you how much he likes them and he prefers them to be small, which makes you feel a little better. Of course, he reassures you that he doesn't care about the size of them, no matter what.

Kenpachi: Legit doesn't notice your breast size. Of course he likes to see them, but he doesn't focus on them all the time. It takes a lot of courage for you to speak up about how you feel since you don't know how Kenny is going to react.

He furrows his eyebrows and literally takes off your shirt, examining the size of your breasts.

"Small, huh? I don't think so. They're perfect," Kenpachi comments with a firm tone. You're stunned by his sweet reaction, but that's probably all you'll get from him tbh.

Shinji: He honestly probably feeds into your insecurity by making some playful comments. He doesn't mean to, but Shinji likes to tease you for literally anything. He can tell when his comments are getting too much when you start to pull away from him.

He pulls you into his lap and cups your face, apologizing and rambling about how sorry he is that he made you feel like that. He promises to never make comments again. At the end, he'll pull up your shirt and cover your breasts in soft kisses.

Mayuri: Hmmmm this one is going to be challenge. He shrugs it off the first few times you tell him that you don't like how small your breasts are. He really sees how much it effects you when you're out together in public, seeing other woman with larger breasts and you cover yours.

Literally forces you to sit down with his hands on your shoulders, staring into your eyes as he explains how you shouldn't be the tiniest bit insecure. Your face is burning hot as he's literally just spilling out how much he loves you and he'll lock you up if you say something degrading about your breasts again.

Kensei: I think that he's so chill that he doesn't even notice how insecure you're starting to become. It's only when you start to push his hands away from your breasts or when you turn his face to the side when he tries to look at them.

At first, he's really confused until you explain that you hate how small your breasts are. He's in disbelief, wondering how you could ever hate a part of yourself that he loves deeply. He makes sure to show his love for your breasts, massaging them and fondling them with gentle hands and love.

Rojuro: My man is soooo goddamn sweet and understanding. He can instantly tell when you're insecure about your breasts. He'll pull you aside and have a chat with you about how you shouldn't be insecure bc he loves you no matter what.

Honestly, he'll probably pull out his guitar and play you a song. It might be a cringy, but deep down it means a lot to you.

Sajin: I mean come on now. He understands you sooo damn well because he's hated who he was forever. He was ashamed to be seen without his face covering, but you make him feel like there's no need to wear it again.

He sympathizes with you sooo deeply and he just holds you in his arms, whispering how much it doesn't matter how small your breasts are and that he likes them anyways. He won't let you go until you feel better.

#bleach #jushiro ukitake #shunsui kyoraku #toshiro hitsugaya #byakuya kuchiki #kenpachi zaraki #shinji hirako #mayuri kurotsuchi #kensei muguruma #rojuro otoribashi #rose otoribashi #bleach x you #bleach x reader #bleach anime #bleach headcanons #bleach imagines #sajin komamura

[missamyrisa2]

a little thing I like to call the raspberry patch where I tackle you with tickles ~ working your sides and ribs and underarms and behind the knees and feet until you're nice and warmly meltedddd~ so that I can pin you down and spread you out and start blowing raspberries allllll over your bodyyy ~ starting on your inner elbows, grabbing a wrist and brushing my lips until I find that good spot to seal and blow~~ working up and if I find a good spot your bicep is soooo getting raspberried toooooo~ and then I'll take allll the time I want making sure your underarms are kissed and zerberted to wiggly ticklish mussshhh~ holding your weakened arm down and burying my lips inside those pitties for the bzzzzz~!

Then it's your neckkk oooh yesss gentle raspberries for your neck toooo~ getting you allll pink and worked up there as I hold your arms up and nuzzle in for the neckyyyy~ and you knowww I'm gonna zerbert them riiibiesss toooo each and every one, getting a silllly loud raspberryyy~ before I kiss my way back up and blow over each royal chest button until you sing me a sweeet squeaky song~ Then your underarms are getting it again~! Oooh yesss you can never raspberry cute armpits too much~!! Ahh but your bellllly is sooo lonely~ everyone raspberries there first but I like to get you sooo kissed up and patchyyy before I hold you steady and bzzzz bzz bzzzzz over your bouncy navel ~ you get sooo many more giggles built up when I wait like thissss~ and of course zerberts on your siiiiides and your hiiiipssss and ooh yesss the hip diiips and waiiisttt ~ sooo many kissy marks on your bodyyy now~ it must tiiiingle so much huhh?

And I know you want moreeee~ there's always moooore because I'm flipping you my little pancake and I'm getting that small of your back with my raspberry lipssss! Get you alllll wiggly thrashy on that silly spotttt before I go up and start zerberting your shoulderbladesss~ I'll bet you've never been raspberried heree!! and probably not on your nape either! That's the back of your neck by the wayyyy! and it's soooo very sensitive to lipsss huhh? Such sweet spots that never get attention ~ but today they dooooo ~ just liiiike the back of your kneeesss! Yes yes yesss I'm gonna raspberry those knee pits we're soooo planting lil patches of raspberries down there tooooo! One for thisssss lil kneepit and one heree tooooo!! And what about those feets hmmmm? Yesss you can absolutely raspberry a soleeee it's good for your soul!!

You knowww I saved those thighs for lastttt~ those are the ones that reallllly make the screamies~ sooo I wanted you niiiice and wiggly weeak and alll raspberry patched up before I pin your legs and start brushing my lipsss on those inner legsss~ ooh yes gasp and squirm and giggle and writheee! It's not stoooppinnngg naawww ~ we're gonna raspberry everyyy bit of those quivering thighssss and you can just ooooh ~ I dunnnooo~ tell me how awesome and lovely and amazing I am at tickling youuuu~ tell me I'm the world's best ticklerrrr while I kisss and zerbert your thighssss nowww~ and maybeee just maybe we'll get some ticklyyy kissesss where I know you want it mosttt~<33

[snakegorl212006]

The “Little Things” they do(Savanaclaw)

--------------------Jack------------------------ I assumed he ran out of energy again. The gym was a mess. Weights everywhere,water on the floor, even bars. Almost like a hurricane passed though. Not wanting a mess I began cleaning. Putting weights in the correct spot and order, bars on handles and water cleaned up. While finishing up i felt a cold heavy weight on my back. Although I was a bit startled, I had a feeling it was jack behind me. I sighed slightly and began walking him out of the gym and to his old room. Surely ghosts need rest. I plopped him down on the bed even though he's barely visible. He looked like some miserable dog with his ears down, almost defeated expression. I felt bad. "I’m gonna leave so you can chill” I said as I stood up and began to leave the room “I'm sorry” jack mumbled. I turned around to see he'd faded out. Wonder what he’s sorry about. ---------------------Ruggie----------------------------------- “Ok this is getting ridiculous” i mumbled. “Ruggie” I called out the ghost “yesss” he answer as he peeked through the door “have you been rearranging or stealing my clothes” i asked “hmmmm… maybe” he replied “seriously?” i asked “nope” he smiled and i sighed “can you just give them back” i asked “what would you give me” he smirked mischievously “i have nothing of interest unless you want me to make you food” i offered “hmm.. Donuts and your attention for a day.” he said “ok fine just give me my clothes back” i huffed he smiled widely and disappeared.

The day has gone by and as promised, Ruggie would give my things back by tonight. Once I returned to my room, a large pile of clothes and other miscellaneous things layed on my bed. The more I sifted through, the more disturbing the items got. Cloths to my underwear to missing soap bottles to my chapstick/lipsticks. What was he doing with all this --------------------Leona--------------------------- “Chess? Sure I doubt I remember how to play” i stated “don’t worry about it just sit down” leona said. I shrugged and sat on the table across from leona. There on the table was a classical chess set. “You go first,” Leona said. We committed plays back and forth. We barely spoke so the birds in the gardens occupied the focus atmosphere. “It’s kinda random you invited me here” i said as i placed down a pawn “ghost around here invite you all the time. How is this any different” he replied playing down his rook “well.. You barely acknowledge my presence nor care to move out the way when I’m cleaning the wing so i assume you want nothing to do with me” i replied “well you suddenly appeared in my manor how else was i supposed to react to you” he scoff “should i just leave then” i teased as i placed down my piece. Suddenly he grabbed my wrist and twisted it forcing me out of my chair “leona what the-” i was interrupted by coughing. My body felt weak and dry causing me to cough violently “leave then i have no choice but to kill you” he spoke calmly as he moved his pieces “checkmate” he started dropping my wrist . my body regained normal functions and that dryness faded away although that didn’t stop the coughing. I looked down at my hands and the floor to check for signs of blood,fortunately there was none… when i turned back to the table to scold even yell at this guy he’s already left the scene. What even was that?

#twisted wonderland haunted au #twisted wonderland ghost au #yandere twisted wonderland #yandere twisted wonderland x reader #yandere leona x reader #yandere ruggie bucchi x reader #yandere jack howl x reader #yandere leona kingscholar x reader #yandere ruggie x reader #yandere jack x reader

[imagine--if]

HMMMM MAYBE UHHH BRUCE WAYNE WITH A VERY LAZY S/O LIKE LIKE THEY’RE ALWAYS TIRED AND BARELY GO OUTSIDE IF YOUR OKAY WITH THAT <333 ILY/P

A/N: MAYBE UHHH YESSS 🦇😍

Pairing: Battinson x reader (The Batman 2022)

Warnings: Fluff and sleepy stuff 🖤

• Hey, congrats!! You're Bruce's perfect partner 😂

• We all know this guy gets home really late at night being The Batman, so he's really worn out from fighting and patrolling and just wants to rest with the love of his life 🥺

• Bruce thinks you look adorable curled up under loads of blankets in bed and can't help laughing at the occasional times you'll kick them off cus you're too hot

• Batman will literally get a shower as quick as he can and slide into bed beside you, and you wake up feeling strong arms wrap around your waist and his hair tickling your skin as he hugs you, cus... guy's a hugger 😌

• Bruce doesn't like going out much either, especially in the daylight, so he's more than happy to stay in bed with you all the time or just lounge around when Alfred forces you to exercise a bit

• It will worry Bruce a little if you're always tired, and tries his hardest to help you get strong and stuff and a little more awake hehe

• You work out with him sometimes and like be on his back while he does squats and cliche things like that because yes 👏🏼

• Bruce's voice is very soft and calming and oftentimes sends you to sleep when he talks about random things while you're both in bed, and he's always really proud of himself and goes to sleep with a slight smile because it was him who soothed you and all, and, well, he's a simp 💕

• He traces soft patterns onto your skin and plays with your hair, it's just perfect to go to sleep and wake up to!!

• Bruce finds your tiredness cute too, especially when you're both out for some big event and you'll just look up at him with those eyes and say "When can we go back to bed?" and he'll be like "Soon, sweetheart-"

• When he really wants to say "Right now, let's get the hecc out of here-"

• It's so warm and comforting and lovey being snuggled up in bed together, Bruce is addicted to the feeling and misses it when he's out being Batman, which can sometimes result in him coming home earlier just to have your sleepy self in his arms again 🥰

#battinson x reader #robert pattinson x reader #the batman x reader #bruce wayne x reader #pattinson!batman x reader #the batman 2022 #batman 2022 #the batman imagine #the batman #the batman movie #pattinson!batman #rob pattinson batman #robert pattinson #batman x reader #bruce wayne imagine #the batman fluff #batman imagine #bruce wayne fluff #the batman fanfic #pattinson!bruce wayne #robert pattinson x y/n #batman fluff #the batman fic #reevesverse #the batman spoilers #bruce wayne fanfiction #bruce wayne x fem!reader #bruce wayne headcanon #batman #bruce wayne x you

[grace122]

ur saying bend me over the sink, i’m saying bent me over that bench in the shower!!!

showering with dream hMMMM my brain is going bonkers

- 🦝

YESSS, just pushed up against the cold tile wall with him whispering in your ear while the warm water runs down you both “feels good huh?” he’d mumble making sure the sound of his hips colliding with your skin echo through the shower and bathroom😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#graces anons #🦝 anon #grace is drooling #good lord #dreamwastaken smut #dreamwastaken x reader smut

[ohmygs-blog]

hey bestie!!! this is going to be a long one lol.

i absolutely love halloween so let me word vomit some ideas to you. trigger warning, i am a theatre kid so i will list some musical themed ones.

- phantom & christine (phantom of the opera)

- gomez & morticia (addams family)

- brad & janet (rocky horror)

- bonnie & clyde

- spider-man & mary-jane or gwen stacy (FOR MARK PLEASE I ABSOLUTELY LOVE SPIDER-MARK)

- emily & victor (corpse bride)

- rapunzel & flynn/eugene (tangled)

- frankenstein’s monster & bride of frankenstein

- siren/mermaid & pirate (sexy)

- ghostface duo (sexy)

- lifeguards (sexy)

fun fact: new & younghoon from the boyz dressed up as emily & victor for halloween 2021 during maverick era & it was iconic.

also, feel free to have one of the dreamies dressed as what the girl would usually be like jungwoo has been bella swan & rose from titanic. (totally can see haechan wanting to wear a wig & dress to be the prettier one)

hi bae 🫶 not the warning 😭 i’m a bit of a theatre kid myself lolll

no bc why do i wanna write chenle wanting to be ghostface instead of what i already wrote… just makes sense and would be so sexy tbh hmmmm

yesss already had spider-mark in mind hehehe

was totally going for a rapunzel vibe with renjuns costume suggestion n idk why but i really wanted to pirate costume but couldn’t think of anything to go with it so thank uuuuu

i did already write haechans but no bc i can perfectly imagine him being like im the girl bc im sexy???

fun fact for u: tbz were like my ults at this time + new and younghoon were my biases soooo i remember being literally insane over them

#my rambles !!

[justablah56]

uhh so notes i took down while listening to body builder (very good episode as always and my notes will probs never make sense)

-SPOOKY VIOLIN BELOVED <3 

-TIMMMM TIMMM!!!! 

-go for that trip to Malaysia tim you do you

-ELISAS YOU PIPE MURDERING TWINK YOU

-Martin martinnnn 

-Steroids. hmmmm

-Oh nooo toxic masculinity? Its ok mann 

-This is going to be a Flesh episode i think

-uh oh fucked up gym?

-ITS GOING TO BE A FUCKED UP GYMM

-ousgdhdhs get out of there man GET OUTT

-“It was all normal except for one thing” THAT CAN’T MEAN ANYTHING GOOD 

-girlie. she. is.not.real.maybe?

-I think that this guy needs a break

-DON’T GO TO THE GYM AT NIGHT DUDE THATS SO DUMB NOOO

-You should have left yeah yeah uh oh

-Spiral episode actually? Or both? Is that possible idk idk

-ITS NOT MARIE

-OUGHS WEUAFJSK

-GROSSS GROSSSS

-‘marie had two arms’ OH FUCKKK

-THERE ARE MORE????

-and this is why we don’t overwork ourselves guys

-:D <-their faces 

-THE PAIN ISN’T WORTH IT IT ISN’T

-woahs

-martin you got this

-Martin you can swear on recording i promise

-ANIMAL MUTILATIONS? OH AUGH EEDEWESJDJSHDVJS

-martin don’t worry it’ll be fine i swear

-woagh ok so next episode time woagdhrnsk

(Sorry it’s so long!! I can’t rlly space them any diffrently so uhhh yeye okok coming storm is next hehe coming storm ok i’ll see myself out aughhshsk)

ahhhh yesss ,, the flesh gym statement <333 me when the magnus n they make a spooky story about someone with body issues who tries to Change themselves and avatars go ah so you're looking for a change 🤨😏😏🤨

#just blahs #hi laurie !! #oughhhh its so <333

[valeriele3]

Hihi!

Greetings ~ I'm here to humble ask for a weird request connected to the ask I send earlier. Ehehe.

"what if you Isekai to either CHAU / MDD AU for whole day what will you do?"

Note:

MC could be made as another person / or alternative you

Sorry for the weird request. Hope it's not much too ask. I wanna see what other takes in the AUS. Eheh.

I hope you have a nice day and rng!

Ehehheheeh I wholeheartedly thank you for giving me this chance

Anddd since you put MDD/CH au ofc I picked..Both

Note: Hello this is Val from like idk the future?? (Technically it’ll be past when I post this) I’m so so sorry this took months..! I was very hyped when I got the request but when I actually tried to write everything went ✈️↘️💥

Oh and yeahhh nothing makes sense. I just put whatever stupid thought came to mind and slapped it on there

Warnings: Swearing/Cursing, bad grammar (I literally talk nonstop without breaks in my sentences irl sooo yes. It’s like that whenever I write too) and me being an absolute simp for Ritsu

MDD AU

“Ah..Ahahah..AHAHAHAHHAH! YESSS!”

‘I JUST GOT ISEKAI’D TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE SERIES AHAHAH!’

“Mama who’s that weirdo?”

“No one. Don’t look at her”

“Make sure to pick someone sane in the future okay?”

“Yes mama!”

‘Why do I feel like someone’s talking shit about me..’

“Ritsu~!”

“Ma’am you can’t go inside!”

“Ritsu where are you~?”

“I repeat you cannot go inside ma’am! If you do not listen we will have no choice but to resort to force!”

“Shut up. I’ll kill you”

“That’s it. I apologize in advance ma’am”

“NUH UH HAVE A TASTE OF MY FIST INSTEAD SIR!”

“AHAHAHAHAH NO ONE CAN STOP MEEEE I AM UNBEATABLE BECAUSE I SAID SO!”

“AND BECAUSE I’M LITERALLY THE ONE WRITING EVERYTHING OUT”

“..Su..”

“..tsu..”

“Ugh..Go away..Let me sleep..”

“Hello? Rei? Yeah, I’m with Ritsu in room—”

Slam

“Oh! You’re awake!” (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

“Who’re you?”

“Oh my..Please don’t glare at me like that..It hurts my poor heart” ♪(´ε｀ )

“My name is..Valerie Lee”

“Huh? Did you get a makeover?”

“No..You’re not the Valerie of this world, are you?”

“Ding Ding Ding! Correct! Somebody give this man a prize!”

“Stop playing around. Why’re you here”

“Oh, the answer to that is simple”

“I’m here for you”

“Yeah, I can see that. I’m not dumb” (¬_¬)

“Seriously, what do you want from me?”

“Hmmmm..”

“Spit it out already. Stop wasting my time”

“Ouch. Fine, I want..”

“Your time”

“My time..?” (・・?)

“Mhm!”

“That’s it?”

“Yup!”

“Seriously?” ಠ_ಠ

“Seriously!”

“…”

“..YOU WOKE ME UP JUST FOR THAT?!!?” (•ૅㅁ•)

“Look it’s not just a simple thing okay!?”

“I may look all calm and happy go lucky right now but I’m nervous as heck and my anxiety is not so slowly growing!”

“You do not understand the amount of self restraint I have right now sir!!”

“Because if I didn’t have any self restraint I’d probably be choking and squeezing the life out of you!!”

…

“Okayyyy..I’m calm now!”

“So..Want to hang out for the day? It’ll be my treat” (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

“Sigh..Fine”

“Yay!”

“BUT! Promise you’ll leave me alone after” (¬_¬)

“Aye aye captain! I promise!” ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

“You’re weird”

“I know. I always get called crazy by my own family” _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

“By the way..You said it’ll be your treat but, do you even have the currency of this world?”

“You confirmed earlier that you aren’t from here”

“…”

“Oh..”

“You’re right..” (OvO)

“In fact, I don’t even have yen..Because I don’t even live in Japan..Ahahah..” (´⊙ω⊙`)

Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)

“But no worries! I can just create some out of thin air! Becauseeee I’m ✨magical✨”

“How the heck did you manage to say the sparkle emoji in real life” (・・?)

“I told you, I’m ✨magical✨ so obviously it’s ✨magic✨”

“Now that we solved our money problem..Where do you want to go?”

“Mm..Somewhere to sleep peacefully and comfortably”

“Ehh..C’mon, I only have today to enjoy my time with you!”

“Why’d it even have to be today? Couldn’t you pick a different day or just come again?”

“Uhm duh no. This isn’t even my world to begin with y’know”

“I don’t “own” this world”

“Huh”

“But this world literally centers around you. Or well this world centers around the Valerie of this world. The MC”

“The multiple universes. Almost all of those worlds are centered around or on you in some way or another”

“Isn’t that mirror like place owned by you too?” (・・?)

“Hell no. The worlds may be centered on “MC” but that doesn’t mean I own this world or the others.”

“What I mean is, “Valerie Lee” doesn’t own any of them. “Valerie Lee” is simply a spectator, a reader.” A reader that deeply enjoys all the sad and complicated stuff happening bc I like seeing my favs in pain or whatever

“That’s all I am Ritsu. Sooo..Since the author has given me this chance I don’t want to waste it”

“NOW ENOUGH SAD COMPLICATED SOUNDING STUFF! LETS ENJOY LIFE TO THE FULLEST AHAHAHHAHAHA!!”

Pick your ending:

Ending 1: Enjoy a wonderful day with Ritsu

Ending 2: Spend the day accidentally talking about useless stuff and not actually getting to hang out for the day. A.k.a wasted opportunity

CHAU

Note: It’s been so long and I can barely remember anythinggggg hsisnajaka please expect this one to be totally off..My mind can only recall the Kkomas and a bit of Madness mansion but no CHAU .°(ಗдಗ。)°.

“…”

“Who’re you? You’re not my Omae”

“Ahahahah..Uhm..”

“Where’s my Omae?” (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)

“I can explain but only if you let go of your weapon” ( ◠‿◠ )

Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)

“Well?”

“..Fine..”

“Now explain or I’ll kill you”

“Sigh..Why are my favorites like this? What’d I do for you guys to glare at me like that when I haven’t even explained the situation” (￣▽￣;)

“Just talk already!”

“Fine fine!”

“Basically, your Omae is somewhere else right now and I’m taking MC’s place for the day. Once the day is over I’ll go back to my world and continue observing from the sidelines”

“Tsk..And?”

“And what?” (・・?)

“Sigh..Why’re you taking Omae’s place for the day? And what do you mean by somewhere? Where exactly?”

“You’re sighing a lot today. You should stop before your luck runs out y’know?”

“Butttt to answer your question or rather, questions..One, the author sent in a request to what I would do if I was in CHAU or MDD au. Two, I don’t know”

“What do you mean you don’t know” (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)

“I said I don’t know. I don’t know what I don’t know. Plus the whole MC is in another place was just created by me for my own convenience. An excuse or explanation I guess”

“You’re really getting on my nerves lady..”

“Fine, let’s say that Omae is in another place right now. How are you so sure my Omae will be back when the day ends?”

“Duh the request said what would I do if I was isekaid into MDD or CHAU for a whole day. That means that I’ll be back to my original world once the day ends”

“…”

“Hey lady..YOU SAID IT’LL ONLY TAKE A DAY! ITS BEEN A FEW MONTHS OF US JUST STARING AT EACH OTHER”

“WHA— DON’T BREAK THE FORTH WALL! PLUS SHE SAID I COULD TAKE MY TIME ON THIS”

“Look..Let’s just pretend that the day hasn’t even started ok?”

“We’ll finish this request and then we’ll go on our separate ways”

“N—”

“AND you can’t say no because I’m the one controlling this whole thing. Like it or not you’ll have to do this”

“Oh Valerie I love love you!!” (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

“Aww I love you too aha ahaha haha” (^з^)-☆

“The end!”

“That was absolutely disgusting. I #${€_¥ hate you”

“Ey, that’s a no no word. No cussing”

“Also, sorry man but that wasn’t the end”

“#%*$!”

“You want money?”

“You #$%*€”

“Ouch..My heart” (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

“We’re getting sidetracked again. Let’s just focus on the ‘story building' nothing more ok?”

“You literally said you control everything so it’s your fault we’re getting sidetracked”

“That’s..True..Oops”

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

Psstttt! Hey! It’s me, hi I’m th—

It’s been a few months since I received this request and I’ve finally decided to 'finish' it today while in class

Technically it isn’t truly finished since the main part of the CHAU hasn’t even started but my phone’s lagging from all this text sooo yeah, that’s it

I’m so so sorry it took me this long to make. I’ve had like zero motivation whatsoever for quite a few months now so this fic is full of nonsense

The content is literally divided by months. One part was made during this time and the next was made a few months after

I might remake this into something better if I get the time and motivation

#Does this even count as an x reader?? bc it’s literally a self insert of me personally #ensemble stars #enstars #ensemble stars x reader #enstars x reader #ritsu sakuma #enstars ritsu #enstars kohaku #kohaku oukawa

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena Reactions S1Ep20!

I hate this guy, but omfg this woman is gorgeous...

NOOO DON'T LOCK WOMEN UP >:O

Is this Ares? Yup.

His one dangly earring XDD

He's gonna try to give the army to Xena

"Sometimes the best man for a job is a woman" diversity win I guess?

GABRIELLE MY LOVE

Who is this old man? Just some dude I guess

Xena beating up people yayyy

"I'm your father" WHAT

Them leavingggg

"Hey boys" Hehe

YESSS, GABRIELLE FREES THEMMM

He helped.

Also is her name Rhea? Did I hear correctly

Does Xena have daddy issues

Ares, what are you lying there for, all seductive

NOHHHH, BUTTERFLY 😭🦋

Gosh the grinning the dramatics... 😂

She's very pretty

"I volunteered" oooh...

XENA HUMMING???

Sharing childhood stories <3

Dude shows up and there's chaos

WHOOOP

Damn she caught that axe, hu

Is he REALLY her father?

Gabrielle is really bonding with Rhea

Awww, she kept her sister safe

"Anything about your life you'd like to tell me?" "No. :|"

Oop.

OH SHHHH*T Gabrielle saw him murder that guy...... She does NOT approve

YEA HE WAS SURRENDERING HELLOO???

"And you should be [together]" 👀🏳️‍🌈

Oh is he gonna drive them apart by guilt tripping Gabrielle

Xena smells something is offfff...

They're gonna be ambushed.

Yeah the split up...

Xena and father beating up guysss

Xena is pISSEDDDD

Mmmm, the father's gonna die isn't he

Ares is back again... 😂 He's like Babygirl u ain't got shittt

Gosh Ares is so proud...

Uh oh. Did Atrius... Yup

"How do you want to die? Slow and painful, or fast and even more painful"

She caught the knife sjdjdhs

Man with too big an ego vs lesbian warrior princess

She KICK

UH OH. Did she just kill him?

Hmmmm... Xena's way?

Oh the dude yet lives. And Ares is here to taunt him.

FONDLY STROKES HIS FACE??? Kiss him sjfhshs

"You used me" that's what war generally does

Uh yikes, they strung him up.

IS SHE COMMANDING THE ARMY TO TAKE THE VILLAGE???

Is she relapsing!?

THEY NICKED GABRIELLE!

Oh Xena is pissedddd...

Oop, he deid... Poor Xena. Please don't give ibto war

GABRIELLE BRING HER BACK TO HERSELF

"I'm standing up to a murderous warlord" 👀

AAAAAAAAAAH!

Gabrielle hit her.

Oh he's still alive.

Oh ffs he wants to murder, and Xena is like. No???

HE WAS ARES ALL ALONG????

"Then it came to me. DADDY." ajdhdhshfhe PLEASE

I hate Aressss

"I'd rather be dead than come back to you"

Oh Ares doesn't want her to dieee... XD

"We both have families we were born into."

"FOR ME OUR FRIENDSHIP BINDS US CLOSER THAN BLOOD EVER COULD" Hhuuuuaaah!

I love gay people

#v watches xena #xena warrior princess #xena and gabrielle

[jessicas-pi]

#3, 7, 12, 13, and 22 for the Surprisingly Angsty No Order 66 AU!

YESSS MY SORT OF NEWEST MAJOR AU!!!!

3. Did anything inspire this au?

Yeah! So, this came about because of my penchant for giving Sabine and Ezra their own Year On The Run (a la obitine) in No O66 AUs. In this one in particular--which started as my idea for Day 5 of Sabezraweek but is now it's own thing--the original idea was that after Ezra and Caleb got Sabine home, she actually did ask Ezra to stay, but he said he couldn't. The fic was set five years later, when they're reunited, and it was supposed to be silly fluffy mutual pining with a touch of regret about their separation. Then the Pain Monster that lives rent free in my brain said "hey let's make this hurt" and heheh. um. yeah so now there's A Lot Of Angst!

7. What ships are canon in this au?

Well, Sabezra, of course. Kanan and Hera are also lowkey background married with a baby (Jacen) on the way. Anidala is also a thing. Those are the 3 main ones that show up in the part of this AU that I'm writing now, but I think there'll also be HanLeia hints, since Leia is a big part of this fic too. Oh, and there's a past Sabine/OC relationship (which ties heavily into The Angst Part Of This.)

Other than those, outside of this particular fic but in the AU as a whole, I think there's some Obitine (Obi-Wan has plans to retire from the Jedi Order when the Council and/or Cody tells him he's gotten too old to go on reckless rescue missions, and move to Mandalore, where people will encourage him to go on reckless rescue missions), Vostress, Blyla... basically all my ships, I guess?

12. What's your favorite line from this fic?

It's not done yet, but I think this line is my favorite so far!

She didn’t meet his eyes, because she knew what she would see.

13. Write a lil snippet set in this verse.

Ooh okay!! Hmmmm. Okay, this is somewhere right in between crack and angst--after Sabine and Ezra have separated, before they've met up again.

"Uncle Caleb?" "Yeah, Leia?" he asked, as she leaned into the salle. She gave him a pained look. "Luke and I were trying to be emotional support for Ezra, but Luke decided we needed 'situationally appropriate music' for the traumadump, and..." Caleb sighed, switching his saber off and hooking it onto his belt. "And?" "Are you familiar with the song Last Kiss?" "No, but I can guess." He stood up. "Where is he?" "Ezra? Facedown on my rug, crying."

22. What was the hardest to write about this fic?

I think the big thing is the emotional complexity I'm trying to pin down in this fic. It's an angsty fic, so it's important to have the feelings be believable, and to write them in a way that flows. And there's a lot of feelings involved--sadness, bittersweetness, resentment, regret, confusion, heartache--and putting those all together in the right amounts is proving to be a definite challenge. A challenge that I have high hopes of vanquishing! Buuuut a challenge nonetheless.

#thank you for the ask!! #The Surprisingly Angsty No Order 66 AU

[missamyrisa2]

Hello lovely, it's your favorite purply forgetful~

In living up to my name, sometimes I forget just how cold snow can be. If I have to run out and it'll take less than a minute (like taking out trash) I don't usually put shoes on.

This of course makes my feet freezing 😅

Thanks to my fiancé though, I found external stimulation helps warms them up faster (like rubbing them)

And of course, my tickle fiend brain got to thinking, what's the best stimulation to get the blood pumping? Tickling of course!

And now I may or may not be going out more frequently and conveniently "forgetting" my shoes in hopes my fiance will notice and help out

Oooooh my darlingggg purpley forgetful~~ I loveee thisss because I knowwwe exactly what you meannnn~ that slyyyy planting of the tickle seeds where you're beggging for it sooo much but you can't ask no no noooo~ so you devise this adorable method to lead them to ittt~ and eee on the other side of ittt when I know someone is giving me those wannnnntttyyy signals I will play it up sooo much, dance around the conclusion and draw it outtt knowinglyyy like oooh yess my my my thiss is a situation huhhh if only there was some solution and even if it was something crazy like I don't knowwwww TICKLING~!!

and yesss yesss oh gosssh the cooolld warmup ticklesss and don't even get me started about how snow can be used for playyyy whether leading to those delightful vigorous rubby ticklessss ~ or hmmm holding a snowball over your tummy and letting those frigid dripssss dangle and drobble onto your twitchy sensitive bellyyyyy getting you sooo cooool and sensitive ~ and then we do the same on eeeach toeeee~ getting those arctic chilly tickless goinggg~ oh yes and your underarms tooooo~ and hmmmm maybeeee those chest buttons~!!

My myy myyyy sooo many chilled spotsss you really should be more careful with the snowww~! I guess we need to really get that blood pumping huh? Ahhh, fingers aren't enough nowwww we neeeeed some hmmmm lickyyyyyyy warm upsss~!

[cissyenthusiast010155]

The Morally Grey Ch 5: Make Me Feel ~Peggy Carter xFem Scientist!Reader

Peggy and Reader go out on a proper date, to dinner. And then you drive her home… What on earth could happen…?

Mommy… Master List

Requests & Prompt-List

Warnings: NSFW, teasing, kissing, mommy kink, drinking, etc.

Enjoy (:

This was the first time you’d been on an actual date date in a long time… You’d gotten all dressed up and everything— dress, heels, makeup, and all.

You took a deep breath and entered the restaurant. You spotted Peggy after we second. She had beaten you there, and your jaw dropped once you saw her. She looked stunning…

You walked up to the reserved table for the two of you, and you sat down across from the brunette.

“I… you look… stunning…” you stammered, your face getting hotter by the second.

Peggy blushed and smiled at your words.

“Thank you, love… You look so beautiful.” The woman sighed in delight.

Now it was your turn to blush even harder.

“So, how did you grow up?” You asked, trying to pivot and make some light conversation.

“England.” Peggy hummed, “One brother, and we had our bouts of fun. Always being told to reign it in…” she chuckled lightly.

You chuckled lightly along with her.

“I know the line… ‘That is no way for a young lady to be behaving!’” You mocked the adults in your childhood, giggling at your own raised voice.

“Goodness, Yesss!” Peggy hissed with laughter, “That tone is spot on!!”

You both laughed each other out, until the waiter came to take your drink orders. After which, you continued your conversation.

“What about your childhood…?” The brunette asked.

“Hmmmm… I was the weird, outcast just growing up, interested in science and pants…” you hummed with a light chuckle.

Peggy hummed and nodded along with a smile.

“Ever been in love?” You threw it out there.

“Yes…” the woman sighed, “Twice. Both died.”

“Oh my…” you gasped lightly, “I’m so sorry.”

“It’s alright, Love. They’re both in past chapters of my life” Peggy reassured you.

You two continued to talk about last relationships. She informed you of her situationship with Sousa, whom you had met. You talked about some of your past partners, especially the ones with funny stories. And you both talked about discovering your sexualities, when, where, who, how, etc. Then your conversation turned to work.

“Ok, so how did you end up at the SSR…?” You asked curiously.

“Ahhh Well… I was a code breaker at one point, loved the work, but hated being undermined constantly. Then my brother got me a job offer at the SOE; a job that led me into working in the SSR during the war with Dr. Erskine. And I just stuck around after, thinking it would be the same… it wasn’t…” she chuckled lightly at her ignorance and arrogance back then,

“But I stayed. And I make it better day by day. And in the end, I love my work.” She resolved with a sigh.

“That’s nice.” You sighed, empathizing with her love of her work, but frustration in colleagues.

“What about you? How did you end up an extremely well funded scientist/inventor…?” Peggy posed you the same question, as your wines arrived.

You paused to order your meals, before you continued.

“Well, I was always interested in the sciences since I was a young girl. My parents came from old money but my mother died at childbirth and my dad when I was early-young woman, so I got all their assets early on. Determined, I started my career as a scientist and researcher. People always have something to say, but I learned to ignore them, and that’s how I’ve gotten where I am today…” you told your story.

“So you have mommy issues…?” Peggy hummed, while you were taking a sip of your red wine.

You nearly chocked at her words, your whole face going best red. The brunette took a sip of her wine.

“I’m just joking, Darling…” She reassured you, when she realized that she had completely paralyzed you.

Her words thawed you back into reality.

“Oh um sorry… Y-yes, I have what one might call mommy issues…” you stammered.

Peggy’s eyes widened at you actually answering her theoretical question. Her mouth dropped slightly in shock. But she quickly came back to her regular self.

“Well, I’ll be sure to remember that…” the woman teased, winking while she spoke.

Your breath caught in your throat. You thought you couldn’t get any more red in the face. You were wrong.

Overall, the dinner went really well. You talked about it all it seemed, about past relationships, your jobs, your childhoods, and much more. You found your heart get all warm every time you made the woman laugh. And that she blushed every time you complimented her. You two bounced off of each other extremely well all night long.

You two are your meals and drank your wine, truly enjoying each others company. You prolonged your night having dessert and then another glass of red wine… Neither of you wanted the night to end.

But alas, the restaurant had to close… You both sighed in contentment as well as longing. You collects your things and walked out with the brunette. She was about to hail a cab, but you insisted that you give her ride home, as it would be safer.

“I insist, Peggy please.” You told the brunette, squeezing her arm lightly to show her you were being serious.

“Oh alright, but you really are too kind, Darling…” Peggy finally relented with a smile and a blush.

“It’s just down the block” you mused aloud, indicating to where the car was parked.

“Lead the way then” the brunette hummed, linking her arm to yours.

You nodded and led Peggy down the street and to your car. You two got in the back and your driver started the drive to Peggy’s apartment. The drive was pleasant and mostly silent for most of the drive. That was until your eyes met the brunette’s once more, and before you knew it, your lips were on hers, and her lips were on yours. The kiss was a bit more heated and passionate than last time, most likely on account of the alcohol.

But before you could take it anywhere else, the car had reached Peggy’s apartment. And that left the two of you in a bit of an awkward silence. Eventually, you broke it.

“Thank you… For tonight, it was lovely…” you spoke softly with a smile.

“I had a marvelous time…” Peggy agreed, smiling back, but something on her lips was unsaid.

You looked at her in light puzzlement.

What was she—?

“Come home with me”

Your whole throat, mouth, and lips ran dry in that moment. Your eyes went wide and you were almost speechless. Peggy now understood you better, and knew that this was you processing her words, so she let you have your time. After a minute or so, you finally managed to string a coherent through together.

“We’re both intoxicated…” you whispered nervously.

Peggy pursed her lips and nodded.

“I understand. Perhaps another time…?” She gently asked.

“Yes, I’d very much like that…” you said with hope filling your eyes now.

The same hope came across Peggy as you spoke.

“Alright. I look forward to it, Darling.” She breathlessly confessed, before kissing you one last time and then leaving the car.

~~~

Peggy Carter Masterlist

#the morally grey #the morally grey series #agent Peggy Carter #agent carter #peggy carter #peggy carter fic #peggy carter fanfiction #peggy carter x reader #peggy carter x you #Peggy carter x y/n #agent carter x reader #agent carter fluff #Peggy carter fluff #captain carter #captain carter x reader #captain carter fluff #mommy #mommy issues #mommy k1nk #mommy kink #mommy k!nk #mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry #mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? #Spotify

[stonyponyofficial]

i was tagged by @cyber--grrl to list ten songs with food and or beverage in the title. thanks fer the tag :3

ill also rate how yummy each song is for fun! 😋

1. dog food - 100 gecs: mm yummy girlkibble just for me ^w^ also very yummy song. the beginning gives me goosebumps every time, and the ending vocal noise feels very eating kibblecore.... u agree right? umm 8/10

2. Chocolate Matter - Sweet Trip: if there were something out there generically called like "chocolate flavored matter" i think id eat it. also DELICIOUS song lots of variety and good texture here 9/10

3. Cream Soda no Yuutsu - ......... : ill admit im not much of a cream soda fanatic. nothing against it in fact it sounds quite yummy at the moment i just don't really have it ever. similar feelings about the song. good i just haven't listened to it much.. feels like im on a cream soda beach being soaked in the waves 7/10

4. Lean Beef Patty - JPEGMAFIA, Danny Brown: mmm yumm yummy yummy scaring the hoes for dinner AGAIN fuck yesss 🥰😻 however just a patty? in a state of being .. maybe cooked? could just be raw meat on a plate. hmmmm. while the song would be near perfect yumminess on my Violet Yumminess Scale the title brings it down a lot... ill say 6/10

5. honeydew blue - 800 Cherries: oooh double fruits on this one :3c melons besides the famous wawermelon aren't really my go-to fruit snack but id have a little if u were having some o_o and like u were making it look really good idk... oh and id have a few of those 800 cherries u have too even tho i said i didn't really like those too... also the song is what i hear when im full from a nice fruit meal. and the triannnggllleeee 😩 chews on it. it is metal. i was gonna give this song an 8 but me not liking honeydew that much should not bring it down this song is a 9/10 yumminess

6. Fresh Meat - Diet Tea Other Cola: yet again we run into the clash between song and title yumminess. fresh meat: the song's yumminess comes from dtoc's slick lyrics and how they mix like backing screams into these songs with little midi beats? i think they're an interesting artist but thats for another time. fresh meat: the food however? would maybe not be as yummy i think. 4/10 bleh!

7. Princess Lunas Glorious Grilled Cheese Sandwiches - Cats Millionaire: i would do unspeakable things to a grilled cheese rn. especially if it was one of princess lunas 😳.... isn't my favorite off fun fun fun but is still yummy in its own right! 7/10

8. Hotel Breakfast - Bladee: listen if there's a whole buffet of shitty breakfast food im there. and if there's a bladee song about it im also there. wait he missed the hotel breakfast bc he slept too late? rookie mistake. 6/10 for missing it lol

9. Stir Fry - Migos: mmmmmm im just making myself hungry now. personally id fuck up some stir fry. chunky ass noodles. little corn. shit. and this Migos song? yummy enough to back it up 8/10

10. Piggy Pie - Insane Clown Posse: hmmmm if we're talking like a pork pot pie from the freezer section yeah sure yummy as hell. however im not sure about these fellas food handling credentials or their ingredients..... song is very crunchy and record scratchy and yummy however so to balance all this. a 7/10 yumminess :3

okay here is where i use my summoning spells.... in case anyone would like to show off their yummy songs as well ^w^ u don't have to rate them that was just for me hehe.... u don't even have to make a post we can just think about yummy songs together instead! ummm okay here i goes @numetalpuppygirl @metroid-fusion @transgirlmononoke @malicious-face @toriel-vapes @a-little-bit-poss SHAZOOO spell of increase ur notification number by one

and as always thanks for w

and as always anyone can lie and say i tagged them if they wanna do yummy song game!

#violet originals #thank u for the tag again! this was fun #ive had similar ideas like this... but like what am i gonna start an ask/tag game #i do it like 'send me a word to search my music for and ill reply with music with that word in the title' #it's very easily manipulated tho like 'u should search for gec :)' right? i think it'd be more fun if it was just generic words #coffee. girl. on. sky. hand. like honestly the more general use the more fun #'this is my favorite song with the number 2 spelled out in the title!' like cmoooon that'd be fun #anyway thank u for enjoying my yummy music 😋 #and to anyone who has sent me posts to do i am DOING THRM please im just a very slow going and easily distracted girl heh

[lakemichigans]

tlou episode 4 thoughts!

- i loved seeing ellie play around with the gun in the bathroom. that felt like the perfect amount of childish innocence contrasted with the fact that she clearly knows how to use a gun on some level

- THE JOKE BOOK THE JOKE BOOK THE JOKE BOOK!!!!

- i totally didn't think we would see that scene with ellie and joel in the truck, i thought that the end of the last episode was all we'd see! i even showed my friend a clip of that scene from the game because i didn't want her to miss out, oops. super cute though

- joel not being able to sleep because god help him, he has a job to do. my hearttttt 😭 and the fact that as soon as he recognizes that he cares about her, even the smallest bit, he rebuilds that wall and insists that she's just "cargo", not family. typical joel.

- they really upped the tension leading up to the iconic "he ain't even hurt" scene (although i'm sad they cut that line, because it implied so much about joel). i loved how ellie felt genuinely scared and joel kicked into protector mode (and the callback to sarah hurting her leg: "are you hurt anywhere, are you hurt?" was so good)

- okay so of all my predictions on how the stolen gun would turn out, ellie successfully saving joel was the option i called the most boring, but i'm actually 100% happy with how it turned out. we finally get to see some humanity, remorse, and sadness from ellie in relation to death, something i've been CRAVING. this felt like the ellie i know and my heart broke seeing how that encounter happened. the fact that joel actually apologizes and doesn't act like an asshole after? hello?? that was a welcome change. hbo!joel is a lot more self-loathing where game!joel is more closed off to emotion in general, so this makes sense to me. joel teaching ellie how to properly hold the gun was so cute! and then she puts the gun in her pocket anyway yesss that's so ellie, that's my little shit

- "it wasn't my first time." HMMMM is she talking about riley? did she have to kill riley? :( or someone else?

- melanie lynskey killing it as always!!! it makes so much sense to tie her to henry. i'm super interested by her story! it feels like a soft intro to abby's future story; maybe they're introducing the idea of the cycle of revenge now so people won't freak the fuck out when we get to part 2? one can hope...

- jeffrey pierce!!! i didn't recognize his face but as soon as i heard his voice i was like omg

- joel wheezing his way up the stairs was so cuuuuute, "get up you lazy ass" 😭 i love them so much

- what a beautiful fucking scene, you know the scene i'm talking about. man. i could listen to them laugh with each other all day 🥺 reminds me of this concept art:

- HENRY AND SAM!!!! they must've already been in the building right? i loooove the way they introduced them after joel promised that no one would sneak up on them and they already stated that joel is hard of hearing on the right side, which we then see that he rolled over in his sleep (letting his guard down) and he didn't hear them sneaking in. just another one of joel's "failures" in his mind. and sam is deaf (?) or possibly they're just using sign language as a way to stay silent/safe? either way it all ties together so well

- this is a dumb complaint but i really wish they had used ashley johnson's cover of true faith for the credits. but i'm glad lotte kestner is getting recognition after what happened with the original trailer

- neil druckmann in the post-credits saying "i love humanizing villains" sooo real, i love it

#the last of us hbo #tlou spoilers #the last of us spoilers

[wraithlafitte]

hmmmm yesss save me bondage brat!dean winchester fic

#you whores better like this one #wraith.txt