#hmmmmmm some sadness

[rosicheeks]

Is your current spot quiet enough that you could open the door and play so that any squirting doesn't make a mess of your seats?? Cause holy fuck that would be soooo hot

Unfortunately no 😔

#maybeeeeee I could do it at my other spot #MAYBE #but still idk #there’s some cars that pass #it should be far enough and there’s barely any lights over there #but once I open my door my car light turns on #….. but I did just learn how to turn that off #hmmmmmm #getting a few ideas #we will see if you guys push me enough #my pussy is clenching and I’m so sad I’m completely empty #I need cock rn #fuck fuck fuck me #ask #anon

[mobbothetrue]

“hmm maybe I will write more coda concerto soon” <- about to be fucking annihilated with nostalgia for a fic I started working on at 13 years old

#mobbtalks #sad to say Fairy Tail still has me in a CHOKEHOLD #do I think the series is the greatest? no. do I have ultimate undying nostalgia for it? yes. #hmmmmmm I still…. #have… the chapter I was writing… somewhere… #it’s like. such an old fic but I cannot help but love it. truly Fairy Tail was the fandom that really properly got me into writing #and I think about the things I had planned… and some part of me still feels that thrill of excitement #I think to really pull back some of the audience I had I would have to update consistently #or at least fairly consistently… but… it’s a story I still wanna get done yk #blows a kiss to the sky. for Phoenix.

[deus-ex-mona]

be careful what you wish for…

#long story short… guess who got covid for the daizo event!!!!!! ಥ‿ಥ #i swear this is gonna be my legacy: tfw you stan your crack otp so hard you contracted covid to tier in their event— #i didn’t plan this man… i don’t even know how i got it. i was perfectly fine till i reached work… hmmmmmm #plus i wear my mask all the time (except to eat). and use tons of hand sanitiser. but still…!!!!!!!!!!!! #welp now i gotta go to some isolation facility. pls send me to a fancy hotel room with wifi and a comfy bed and 3 warm meals a day and— #inedible blubbering #it is suiyoubi my dudes #ofc this had to happen the literal day after the government relaxed mask mandates </3 #big sads i just wanted to prove i was negative so i could go to burger king. how did it end up like this :( #but well… at least asuna’s suffering with me (in the latest chapter of the mona manga). bless your soul asuna ಥ‿ಥ

[reikunrei]

the part of me that wants to get involved in more stranger things fan content and discussing theories and whatnot VS the part of me that absolutely hates looking at any sort of fan content or theories that don’t directly align with the specific version of it i have in my brain. fight fight fight fight

#like... working on an ST fic rn that's like #a continuation of s4 and basically how i envision the series ending #with more of a focus on will's queerness bc uhhhhh obviously #and if it doesnt immediately work w this idea of the Vibe i have in my head #then it must Die gsfdhjgk #even like my dad showed me this article like 'what we know so far about s5' or w/e #aand there was so much that i was like uuuuh no #idc if the duffers said that they're Wrong dhsfgdjkg #some shit abt how there's gonna be a time skip #which like ok i fully get that LMAO bc the actors are no longer Actual Children #but im like hmmmmmm anyway they go right back to fixing the issue lmao bye #ALSO it was like 'some of the characters will probably die!' no bitch! they will have a happy end! #i stg i have this fear that they'll do a speedrun bury your gays thing w will like spn cas LMAO #let's see who does it faster! #llike for real i could even see will dying being a good point in the story #as Fucking Sad as i wwould be #bc that is my little baby boy who i kin so fucking hard #like. he is Very important to all of this despite them kind of forgetting how important he is #and i am Terrified that they'll have him confess and then FUCKING DIE #annyway. i need to. calm down. gdhsfjgkl #i say things

[festus-eats-tabasco]

transcribing my breakdown of the trailer here bc i'm going feral

dramatic riptide cover >>>>>>

THE MET!!!!

is it just me or is he wearing the leather cord for the beads in this scene? did they give it to him before camp? i'm intrigued

LOOKING AT PERSEUS!!!!!!! Absolutely FANTASTIC choice

getting up to defend Grover <3

AND! Nancy Bobofit sighting

also is Riptide vibrating when Mrs. Dodds gets close because that's baller as hell

current working theory is the kids are gasping at Nancy in the fountain, ESPECIALLY because of the "there you are" bit

the Fury looks BADASSSSSS

MOUNT OLYMPUS SIGHTING!!!!

Zeus's throne is engraved with lightning bolts!!! Also are those faces at the bottom??? what do they represent hmmmmmm

the Montauk cabin looks so cozy and homey and i'm emotional about it

i think this is Percy on the porch of the Big House

ALSO LAKE SPOTTED!

nah bc this shot is my entire personality right now and i think based on the next shot they're going into the Hermes cabin

this shot of him during capture the flag against Clarisse is INCREDIBLE

this is my absolute FAVORITE shot of Annabeth!!! HER FOCUS IS SO INTENSE! THAT IS H E R!!!!!

also is she watching Percy train with Luke??? maybe??? who knows

I'm assuming they're in the Underworld here because of the two thrones and the general mist n shit

Auntie Em's!!!!!!!!

I LOVE the lighting in this shot oh my god look at that framing this is GORGEOUS

this shot is so fucking funny. these poor kids

ok so get ready for some analysis

the golden statue is carrying the symbol of the boar aka Ares AND she's standing in a seashell so I'm guessing it's meant to be Aphrodite

plus with the tapestries in the back and the theatrical lighting of the place i'm guessing this is the entrance to the Tunnel of Love??? maybe the statue was made by Hephaestus, it look a bit automaton-esque

is this a shade in the Fields of Asphodel?????

I LOVE THIS HUG AWWW

also Percy is still in his quest clothes so I'm wondering if this is maaaaaybe post-scorpion sting???? maybe he just got out of the infirmary? idk

*inhuman screeching*

Tunnel! of! Love!

ok this precedes Percy falling off the gateway arch and she's gesturing like a command so I'm guessing she's gesturing to the Chimera??? at first i was like ATHENA but she's the park ranger in the Hoover Dam not the arch whoops

:(

i'm sad

THAT'S! MY! BOY!

WOOOOOOO this trailer is incredible and I'm gonna cry anyway tell me your thoughts y'all i'm in brainrot mode

#percy jackson #pjo #rick riordan #riordanverse

[insomniacirl]

Chip was pulled from the hole in the sea, where the ocean turned black and rotten- he climbed out and stayed alive, and the only thing on his mind for the next decade of his life was based around going back into it.

NOW. CHIP JRWI. *Poking him with a ten foot pole* What has made you so special?

This man basically bases this one, sole aspiration that has plagued him his entire life around himself wanting some form of closure and to save Arlin I guess- but when you compare that desire to the voices whispering "Welcome home." to Chip, over 100 episodes in, as they finally get to the hole in the sea, as Chip re-enters that impossible, vapid whirlpool that threw his life so off kilter to begin with? THIS MAN IS AN ORPHAN. THIS MAN IS A BASTARD. BY NATURE YES- FUNNY HAHA- BUT AS A FACT, TOO: HE IS A BASTARD. HE HAS NO PARENTS. And by assumption, maybe his mother/father left him for someone to find.

I'VE CONNECTED THE DOTS. I'VE CONNECTED THEM.

Anyway though, I have no idea- some theories but it's mostly just very interesting to me to think about.

Yall know that post that talks about pirates slaying a sea beast for a treasure chest, but inside is actually the baby it's been protecting??? *Cough* Chip JRWI. *Cough* It wants him back. *Cough cough*

Hmmmmmm, but who is the voice? Not sure if it was mentioned in the episode, but I'm guessing it's multiple- which is giving other undead (like him rn ohhhh lord, I am sad tbh) but also they can breathe under there??? Which means it wouldn't have been totally impossible to survive down there for a while- but I think the main question is how he got there.

Moving on because I have many thoughts not enough attention span to write them all down- my original point was actually gonna be more about the fact that he left this black hole, escaped death alive, the cold grabbed for him and he ran away to be so warm and so alive, lighting matches and leading riots.

And he swept away a soldier from the overseas, threw her life for a loop- earnt himself a sister, a best-friend, a co-captain, descendant of the sun, godliness flowing through her veins, golden light spilling from her eye, wings of a bird, a show of her freedom, of her vow to fight for what's right- not that he knew any of that when he first met her, he took her in because he knew together they could become something more.

And he held his hand out to an exiled hero from the undersea, another ex-soldier, lost on the path his destiny always promised was straight- Chip earnt himself the best kiss of his life, a best-friend, a co-captain, child of the moon goddess, wielding destiny's blade, trained to be the saviour of his people, cast out for doing what he knew was right, the chosen one, learning to live, holding a new vow, to protect, save those in need- and now Gillion's favourite colour is brown and Chip can speak to the sword only linked to the triton.

They're the sun and the moon, and the sky and the sea. And chip is the eclipse as they're brought together. Chip is the earth warmed by the rising sun and coloured by the water as he soaks them both in.

Yet Chip is welcomed home where the sun cannot reach. Chip is welcomed home where the sea is punctured and left dry.

#Chip Bastard #Jay Ferin #Gillion Tidestrider #Albatrio #Chip JRWI #Jay JRWI #Gillion JRWI #JRWI #Just Roll With It #JRWI Riptide #The Riptide Pirates #Fnc #I am a Fnc truther I won't lie to you rn guys

[yeonjun4beagles]

soobin with a size/corruption kink 🧎‍♀️

bestie, i'll not only give you either one, i am giving you both of it cuz why not ;;

ever since the first time you ever hugged soobin, soobin knew he had a thing for your small figure. the way your head is positioned perfectly on his chest, the way your soft belly is settled just right, right there, fuck– he can feel his cock twitch just at the thought of it. also that one time you guys were watching some sad romance movies with you and you cried? god the way your round, starry tears filled eyes looked into his, your cheeks slightly red and your lips somewhat busted from you trying to hold in your sobs, he was damn near from pouncing on you right then and there.

it was wrong, he knows well what he's thinking is so, so wrong but he is no more than just a mere human, vulnerable to his own lust.

soobin since then keep leaving teasing, lingering touches on you, gradually making you lose your mind, the guilt of getting aroused from his oh-so-innocent touches eating you alive. if only you knew what goes on in his mind.

+×+

soobin honestly could lose his mind seeing how small your hands wrapped around his huge horse cock, you fingers barely enveloping his girth. "look at you, y/n, your hands couldn't even fit my cock, do you think your sweet pussy can take it?", soobin scoffed, his fingers tapping your chin to look at him, your blown out pupils filled with lust and maybe a hint of shame.

"y-yes, please, soobin. i can take it, please let me", you begged, talking in between sobs, feeling so little from how soobin's figure towers over you. "yeah? you think so, angel? then, prove it", soobin smirked before leaning back, his eyes deliberately watching all your movements, saving them for later.

your fingers hesitantly pumped his length, slowly gaining speed as you hear soobin letting out such sinful noises from his lips, showing you how good you're making him feel.

soobin suddenly tugged your wrist off his cock, his action causing you to panic and thought you did something wrong, your eyes quickly meeting his, only to find his lust-filled eyes staring at your lips. "now,  angel, how about you try using this pretty little mouth?", soobin warmly whispered, his thumb caressing your bottom lips. you nodded, opening your mouth just slightly to suck on the digit, your lips wrapped prettily around it. fuck, even the sight of it almost have him busting a nut.

soobin groaned before tugging you up by your hair before settling you down under him. "i think that's gonna have to wait another day, angel. don't you think so?", the question already having an obvious answer. you whined before clamping your thighs together, eager for some friction, your movements doesn't go unnoticed by the man above you.

his hands came down to caress your thigh, causing small moans to erupt from your throat. "what is it that you want, angel?", soobin coaxed, his eyes full of amusement as he watched you squirm from his simple touches. "please, binnie. just do anything, i need you, please", you whined, your hands gripping his shirts and your innocent eyes, oh the eyes that he loved so much, now brimming with lust and tears, pratically begging for his touch.

"mhmm such a good girl for me, you're doing so good for me, y/n, and good girls get rewarded. always remember that, always", soobin praised you, his lips hovering over yours before letting pearly beads of saliva fall past his lips, covering your busted ones.

a/n: hmmmmmm i am quite satisfied with this actually and it actually came out longer than what i intended hdkspqpqps it could've been longer but my mind cant handle too much of this– the brain rot is slowly making me dizzy hahahahahah aaaand requests are open, loves! enjoy reading! <33

#CJ!asks #bb-eilish #kiana my love <3 #mutuals #txt #tomorrow x together #txt smut #txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts #txt imagines #soobin #soobin smut #soobin hard hours #soobin hard thoughts #soobin imagines

[eldrbraus]

TWISTED WONDERLAND BOOK 7 CHAPTER 2 SPOILERS. (summary, kinda. dont trust me a lot on literal translations its more of a general summary and i could be wrong with some things. also its kind of live reaction so. yeah. this shit is long btw. too much lore.)

no spoilers in tags, but beware that i will be spoiling the whole chapter for people who cant wait for the full translation/people who cant read it

we begin.

>lilia is asking malleus to use the dorm for a “im going away lol” party that apparently the whole dorm is organizing??? damn lilia way to make malleus sad lmao

>MALLEUS IS INVITED!!!!!!! HES INVITED HE GOT AN INVITATION AND EVERYTHING!!! SOBS. he even accepts it this is a glorious day for dragonchan

>uhhh something i dont fully understand but goes along the lines of malleus.. had gao gao kun.. FOR 17 YEARS??? AND WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THE TOY HE WOULD GO TO LILIAS HOUSE FOR HIM TO HELP HIM??? omg thats so fucking cute help

>basically more talk about how time goes away way too fast for malleus

>lilia comments how the more time you spend with someone the harder it is to say goodbye (bestie arent you going away like too easily then? sus.)

>lilia left and OOP. MORE MALLEUS BLOT. NOT GOOD. malmal is very confused??

>lilia goodbye party already??? wtf thats fast

>so apparently every single character is going to be here (almost...)

>hmh where the fuck is malleus? lol what

>trey says something along the lines of lilia having a hmmmmmm unique??? way of cooking LMAO. lilia thanks trey for his cooking advice (YOU DIDNT LISTEN EVEN ONCE WHAT THE FUCK LILIAAA)

>cater....... hes so sad about lilia leaving the music club :((( he thanks lilia for being friends and they take a pic together waaaaa ;;

>lmao leona appeared and lilia is teasing him so much bcs leona is glad to not see lilia again

>LEONA WANTS TO LEAVE BUT RUGGIE SAID “NO??? THIS IS FREE FOOD??? R U DUMB” HELP

>octavinelle time! lilia basically gives all of them advice (azul dont be too greedy or it will kill you wwwww)

>floyd says something like “why are you leaving actually” and lilia says something along the lines of “i dont want you to see the ?? me?” the what you i didnt understand that part what are you hiding little bitch

>KALIM BASICALLY SAID THAT IF LILIA GOES TO HIS COUNTRY HE WOULD HAVE VIP TREATMENT FROM HIS FAMILY HELLO? and jamil comments how kalim wanted to gift him an instrument but they needed a TRUCK TO MOVE IT???? tf were you giving him, an organ?

>now to pomefiore, vil comments how malleus restored his beauty at the end of book 6 and wonders if they can do a magic transfer (?) of the same type to lilia and he says nah

>BECAUSE HES JUST OLD

>pomefiore is like ? arent you the same age as us

>LORE BOMBSHELL, LILIA SAYS HES ALMOST 700 YEARS OLD??????? (way less than i expected?? lol)

>LMAO THEYRE SO SURPRISED. rook asked if malleus is as old as lilia and lilia said that malleus is younger??? or that hes as old as them??? i didnt get that very well but something along the lines of malleus being way younger than lilia basically

>lilias family members are supposed to reach 1000 years old but apparently lilia was to eager? well not that, like he fucked up by playing too many games and that somehow made him old very fast? what (i think this might be a misstranslation help because it doesnt make a lot of sense. but something along the lines of lilia being 700 or so and his family being much older usually but him not reaching that age)

>cant remember exactly where it was but lilia also coments about how the dragons usually live much longer and that 1000 years for them is like peak maturity, when they become adults

>IDIA IS CRYING BECAUSE HIS GAMER FRIEND IS RETIRING FROM GAMING BUT HE WONT FUCKING CONNECT THE DOTS AND REALIZE ITS LILIA LMAO

>HE FORGOT TO ASK HIM HIS CONTACTS HELPPPPP

>also apparently him and lilia were their own best and first friends in online games?

>oh malleus and silver time! theyre in the main road to the main building 

>malleus is throwing a mild tantrum (?) and he made snow??? apparently

>silver fucking crying because he wasnt able to do anything for his dad bruh malleus feels the same

>more malleus blot?? what the fuck thats fast

>UH OH MALLEUS HAS AN IDEA. that cant be good.

>back to the party, first years time

>basically all thank lilia for everything

>i think ortho knows about lilia and idia being gamer friends but wont tell them??? he just said that idia didnt want to come and hands lilia a list of everything idia is playing (and lilia is surpised because most of the games are the same BUT HE WONT REALIZE) so maybe they can play a match before he retires i guess???? theyre so close to finding out but they wont fucking do it im going insane

>idia didnt come to the aprty btw he is the only character that is not there because he was mourning his friend quitting the game lmao

>lilia thanks yuu once again for being friends with malleus?

>HUH? A DREAM???? BUT YUU IS NOT ASLEEP TF

>yuu asks lilia if they can do anything for him and lilia asks the first years to be friends with sebek because poor croc hasnt made a single friend rip

>lilia apologized for sebeks behaviour bcs ace i believe said that he was so rude and said to sebek to behave but sebek.... refuses? lol

>LILIA IS GOING ALREADY AND MALLEUS AND SILVER ARE NOT BACK YET STOP.

>apparently lilias card for nrc arrived 500 years ago but he didnt care back then? so when malleus received his much later he went along with him (and he thanks crowley for letting him enter the school 500 years later lol)

>LILIA IS GOING

>MALLEUS AND SILVER ARRIVED ON TIME!

>malleus is really happy everyone is there

>??? the party said that no gift was needed but malleus is brining lilia a gift anyways, a “blessing”. uhhhh. 

>m. malleus is like way too happy about this. hes saying something along the lines of “today we dont celebrate an end but a beginning” uh. not good.

>this bitch is way too happy tf

>BASICALLY MALLEUS PLAN IS THE MUGEN TSUKUYOMI HELP?

>ORTHO IMMEDIATELY DETECTED BLOT RISING

>crowley is fucking alarmed and he lets everyone use their magic 

>malleus regular battle HE HAS 300K HP AND REGENS 60K EVERY SINGLE TURN??????? BASICALLY AN IMPOSSIBLE BATTLE LIKE THE FIRST BATTLE IN THE GAME AGAINST THE CHIMERA

>you will lose this battle

>lilia tried to make magic to stop him but says something like “this body cant even do magic like that anymore?!” tf you mean “this body” do you have other bodies like dottore or what

>everyone is scared shitless HUH

>lilia is now insulting malleus calling him a dumbass or smth and saying that he doesnt know what hes doing and malleus screams that hes doing this to not lose him HELP

>sebek and silver are trying to calm things down, it obviously doesnt work

>malleus says something about grabbing his hand??? scary

>he gave his blessing! its a long ass spell btw. i think his “blessing” is his unique magic

>DAMN THAT LILIA SCREAM

>MALLEUS FUCKING OVERBLOTS. ALREADY???

>THE WHOLE SCHOOL WAS COVERED IN THORNS AND EVERYONE FALLS ASLEEP???

>malleus saying something about 1000 years will pass very quick wtf

>”you will become the heroes of the story”? malmal says something like that

>AND NOW

>AND FUCKING NOW

>WE RETURN TO THE TWISTED WONDERLAND LOGO. THE ONE FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME. WHILE MALLEUS HUMMS ONCE UPON A DREAM.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

THE TIME LOOP THEORY? HUH?

#twisted wonderland #twst book 7 spoilers #HELP. #i fucked up and wrote book 8 LMAO my bad

[dangermousie]

So, we learn that 20 years ago, current emperor's uncle rebelled, took the capital when back then emperor was away and only now-dowager and now-emperor-then-crown-prince were there. He seized 300 children hunting for the crown prince, made them kneel in the snow and said he will kill them all in three days if CP doesn't show himself. Then Viscount Dingfei, who was a little boy just like CP, and - interestingly - son of Duke Xue and Duchess Yan - nobly and totally totally TOTALLY voluntarily came forward and pretended to be CP but evil rebel dude killed him and the kids anyway.

Tragic. So tragic. And apparently dowager feels sad for all the loyal souls which is why she doesn't want this mentioned again.

Our FL can pick holes in this in two seconds flat:

Even the sheltered court ladies can however pick holes in this noble narrative:

Oh, and there is a delightful fact that noble dead child Viscount's dad was a Xue and empress dowager is a Xue so they got to be in cahoots but ALSO, Duke Xue was only made heir because of support of Yan family (which he got by marrying a Yan daughter) but said Duchess Yan divorced him asap after their kid died and he knocked up his second wife when she was still alive and ill. And also now he hates the Yans and is out for them and vice versa. Hmmmmmm. Or not hmmmm at all. Clearly, our ML has some serious Ling Buyi realness going on but also unlike poor LBY who at least was off murdering his uncle by marriage and only pretend dad, ML wants revenge on his bio father. Oooof.

In case we have any doubt about who ML is btw. Here he is having PTSD about cats:

Because he's flashing to them eating corpses of children. GOD, I LOVE CDRAMA!!!!! Let's have some animals feasting on child entrails between qin flirting and investigations.

The eyes of eeeeeeeeeevil...

Honestly, he's vvvv hot and his hands are vvvv large but in rl, I would run the hell away from this disaster of a man. His non-murderous hobbies are limited to qin playing (and I am not musical), there will be no pets in the house, he occasionally drinks blood and his PTSD has PTSD. Like - no THANK YOU!!!!

Points for admitting that playing qin is not having fun!

PS I will say again, Xie Wei makes Ling Buyi seem like a well-adjusted life of the party. But then LBY was brought up by a loving imperial family afterwards and XW...well.

#cdrama #zhang ling he #bai lu #story of kunning palace

[snowjanuscentral]

I really really love your Avox!Coryo (Snowjanus) stories. I know it’s a tragic and pain filled au, but I can’t just help reading and loving the angst, ya know.

Also, I’m so tempted to write my own Avox!Coryo story. I don’t know why, but I do.😔 My imaginations and nsfw thoughts are running wild on this one. Lol.

And honestly, I can’t wait to read the whole backstory in Coryo’s perspective. I’m quite sure that it’s going to be a hard one to read and digest. But I’ll read it anyway. For the pain and the angst! Hurrah!

But what happens when other people (like Highbottom, former classmates, professors, etc.) see Coryo Snow working for the Plinths as an Avox? Will they be sad, horrified, surprised, baffled, disturbed, or what?

Will Dean Highbottom regret his decisions or will he just wallow in his misery and continue to spite his former BBF (Crassus Snow) even though he already got what he always wanted? I mean, Casca did want to see Coryo (and his family) fall in disgrace (permanently without remorse).

And will there be a fist fight? I wanna see a drunk Festus Creed punch a drunk Sejanus for some reason. I mean, Festus was in fact Snow’s closest childhood friend before. So yeah.

Lastly, will Strabo Plinth just hide poor Coryo from the public (forever) or will he show the mute cabbage boy off like some new skinny kitten he got from the local Dr. Gaul Pet Shop?

I have so many questions. I can’t wait for the next installment. Thanks again!

If you wanna write an Avox!Coriolanus story, go for it!!

To answer your questions:

I think that Coriolanus is kept secret from the wider Capitol, at least in the beginning. For the next two fics in my series (one oneshot, one multi-chapter), I'm going to focus on the development of Sejanus and Coriolanus' relationship now that latter is an Avox. Beyond those two fics, I don't have concrete plans, just some ideas floating about.

Dean Highbottom is EVEN MORE DEPRESSO that in canon, if that is even possible. Like he aint gonna last too long in this world if u get me.

Hmmmmmm, a fist fight? Not yet, but there will be a gut-wrenching scene involving alcohol!!!

"Lastly, will Strabo Plinth just hide poor Coryo from the public (forever) or will he show the mute cabbage boy off like some new skinny kitten he got from the local Dr. Gaul Pet Shop?" YOU ARE HILARIOUS ANON

Like I said, in my fic, the Plinth's are gonna keep Coriolanus' existence secret, although Tigris might find out that her dear cousin is still alive. . .

#avox!coriolanus #tbosas #snowjanus #my fic #my headcanon #ask

[starswimmingart]

"Can you talk?" - that sounds like it could lead to some fun/sad times

Oooh thanks for sending in a prompt!! this was my first time trying something like this, and I had a lot of fun with it! This story takes place probably around chapter 3, I hope you enjoy! "Can you talk?" 1500+ Words CW: drowning

It had been a long… long day of travel. Or, night, really. The sun seemed as exhausted as you were as it barely began to peek up over the horizon, any bit of wave covering it in an instant from your view. While being a creature of the sea, you’d been swimming for an extensive period and everything ached from your whiskers to your tail fins. 

Any moment now, that sun is going to be blocked out by a lovely silhouette of land.. Maybe some trees… we’re too far south for icebergs.. Shit, I’ll take anything at this point. 

According to the boys’ navigation systems (and thank the stars that there’d been clear weather recently or you’d never get to land at this rate), it was only a short trip remaining until your next encounter with shoreline.

However, your eyelids were getting heavier by the minute, and your body felt like an anchor as you swam behind the two animatronics. Sun liked to stay near the top of the water, Moon swimming far below scoping out the trenches. You, needing to breathe air, tended to stay with Sun, although occasionally you liked to pop down for a peek of what Moon was up to. You swam up to the top again and took another big puff in through your nostrils, the cold morning air filling your nose, making it burn a little.

You let out a pitiful little sneeze.

Water splashed against your head and in an instant a bright cheerful face was directly next to yours. 

“Oh dear selkie, that was adorable!”

“Hello, Sun.”

The tall yellow animatronic had not let you out of his sight since you’d begun your journey a few days ago, and you’re sure the other grumpy blue one hadn’t either.. Though unlike Sun, Moon's intentions seemed to be less fascination and more of keeping you on a leash. Sun had just NOT left you alone for one moment, though, in all fairness, he really did seem to try. He swam juuust far enough away to make it feel like you had room to yourself, but stars forbid you so much as thought out loud because he snapped to your side in moments asking if you needed something. 

It was… a little endearing. Borderline annoying, yes, but endearing nonetheless. 

Ignoring your short answer, he dove straight into conversation (as if the two of you hadn’t just been chatting previously about ten minutes beforehand.. And ten minutes before that..) “I’m so so glad we’re almost near some land, aren’t you? Just look at that sunrise! I’m soooo looking forward to being able to charge back up again. Aren’t you looking forward to some rest?” He blinked at you innocently.

It was an obvious trap.

“No actually, I think I could keep going all day! I’m doing just fine!”

Despite their intentions on the surface, you still weren’t sure you could let your guard down around these two. The simple facts were they were much bigger and seemed much stronger than you and while they seemed nice enough… 

You swallowed. 

“I might even be up for skipping the next island, you know! 

So says the idiot half asleep and swimming. You know you need that rest. Do you want to drown?

The voice in the back of your head scolded you but you beamed at Sun, swatting it away in your mind's eye. 

Sun's gaze on you remained steady, his smile never wavering. There was silence for a moment, as he studied your face. He only replied with a small "Hmmmmmm.." before doing a happy spin in the water, returning next to you to float on his back. 

"But of course selkie, you know best! I'm sure a strong, brave creature like you could make this journey with no trouble! Moony and I are only just holding you back!" 

He wasn't buying it. 

"I'll leave your capable selkie self to your own devices then, maybe we will even skip the next island, if you're so sure!"

Uh oh.

You puffed up for extra emphasis "Oh absolutely!! I bet we would save so much time, it only makes sense!"

Oh my stars shutupshutupshutup!

He purred. "Wonderful! I'll go let Moon know!" 

Before you could protest (if your stubbornness would even let you) he dove off with a flash of his brightly colored fins into the depths below. 

Well.. shit.

Your navigator had just disappeared. 

You stopped swimming abruptly. While it was a pretty straightforward path ahead, towards the rising sun, you still didn't trust yourself to navigate so very far away from your home waters. 

You stared out into the great fiery ball on the horizon, slowly hoisting itself into the sky. It slowly.. got.. fuzzier..

Oops

Your body buckled. 

When you stopped swimming, apparently that signaled to your brain that it was time to rest. This was very inconvenient seeing that you were in the middle of the ocean. 

You took a gasp of air as you slipped under the cold water, bubbles filtering out of your nose as your vision tunneled. The air went wrong down your throat and your body coughed instinctively, sending saltwater cascading down your airway. Your limbs felt like lead, dragging you down.

I can't move, fuck, FUCK I can't. I can't breathe

You began to tip down, flipping in the water and pointed towards the bottom. Was it the bottom? Everything was so dark, dark. 

I can't...

Muffled, below the ringing that began to fill your ears, you started to hear voices, soft.. familiar.. 

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"Selkie? Selkie!" 

Loud. They're so loud. 

"They're responding, Moon, loo-"

"Yes yes I see, I see!"

He's cranky, as usual.

"Selkie, can you hear us? Open your eyes, we need to see if you're fully responsi- SUN stop pacing like that it's very unhelpful." 

You could hear the solar animatronic whimper, and the footsteps that you didn't recognize being there before stopped. 

You attempted to crack open your eyes.

Bright. Oh stars did that noise just come out of me? Ah shit, OW, ow..

The pain in your throat and chest hit you all at once and you started to cough again, heaving and trying to open your eyes all the way. 

Large hands rushed to you, two against you back, one on your shoulder and one on your knee. Two of the four gripping tightly enough to bring you back to reality with the sensation. 

You coughed again. 

"Easy easy now selkie, don't try to sit up too fast..!" worry pricked Sun's ordinarily cheerful voice and finally, you managed to pry your eyes open enough to weakly look out ahead of you. 

Sun and Moon were crowded around you, looking over with concern, smiles gone from their faces. Sun looked positively distraught, guilty even. Moon watched you with coolness but with an obvious worry written on his face. He cleared his throat, as best a robot could.

"Can you talk?"

Hm. You hadn't thought to try. 

You opened your mouth to speak and out came an uncomfortable wheeze, and you lurched as you burst into another fit of coughs. Sun whined and covered his face in his hands. 

"Oooh no no no this is my fault, I saw you were tired, I shouldn't have left you alone even for a moment, and now you're hurt. I was only meaning to tease, I should've known better.."

Moon began to scold Sun for his self depreciation but stopped as you reached out your hands to gently set one on each of their shoulders (funny, you didn't remember having transformed). 

"H-hey."

Your voice barely sounded like your own, it was raspy and it stung. 

The bots fell silent, eyes boring into you and seemed to watch every breath you took. 

"S.. stop that, I'm okay." 

You didn't FEEL okay but jeez, if it got these two blockheads to stop fussing then you'd dress things up a bit for the time being. 

Finally, you took the chance to look around, and saw that you were on a beach. The sun had risen a decent portion into the sky and the warmth felt.. comforting. Like the comfort of being back surrounded by your pod. You closed your eyes again and felt yourself naturally sinking backwards into laying down. 

The two animatronics stiffened, and followed your hands as you went back. 

"..s'fine.. m'fine.. tired…" 

The pair was quiet for a bit while you seemingly got comfortable on the sand, and you could hear them shift. 

"Get some rest, selkie, we'll get moving again later this evening." 

They seemed to settle in place on either side of you and went still. You knew that they could internally talk to each other using their .. blue.. mouth.. tongue.. tooth? Something fancy, human stuff, whatever. You sighed, and tiredly reached up your hands once more and gently knocked on both of their backs. 

"Mmthanks, both f'you, not drowning s'good.."

You heard a content whirr and a few low chuckles. "We'd be very poor at our job if we let you die before we even got back, you know." Moon joked. 

"Mmmmmhm! Imagine we come all this way and turn up with no selkie! How very disappointing!" Sun tsk'ed a few times disapprovingly for emphasis and the dramatics made you chuckle, trying not to start coughing again. 

The sound of the waves gently breaking on the shore, sea birds, and the soft humming of the internals of the animatronics were the last things you heard before you rocked into a much needed sleep.

#the selkie search #one shot #i hope yall liked it!!!! #this was so much fun!!! #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf sb #sun x reader #daycare attendant #moon x reader #fnaf #selkie au #sundrop x reader #moondrop x reader #selkie yn

[kess-in-the-perthchimzone]

Little details in episode 8

As much as Sailom is acting like he is totally indifferent to his sleepover with Kang, these two little return touches:

The way I think they fell asleep with their legs intertwined (it’s hard to see in a screenshot but look at Kang’s angled body and Sailom is also patting him on the thigh)

Sailom actually defended Kang to Saifah at first:

Sailom tried to call Kang at least 3 times — I think he was a lot more worried than he let on and that’s probably also in part why he got so mad

Sailom is so pouty and sad at this lunch

Kang & Guy besties!!

Sailom’s face after hearing Pimfah say he’s made a difference for Kang

This line breaks my heart every time. Sailom yelled at him once and Kang immediately retracted his hopes without even trying to talk to him about it

Is this the first time Sailom has talked about his inner feelings on screen?

ALWAYS

Can anyone tell me what these blue and red boxes are?? Very curious

Kang literally has a giant football poster over his bed!! This boy loves football

I just love to document the moments Sailom turns the wrist pull right back on him

This is a training montage appreciation post:

I understand sponsorship but can we also get this boy some water?? So he doesn’t FAINT again??

Okay this is in no way relevant to this post but I’ve been meaning to say, do you know who deserves sniff kisses in your life? Your pets. Tried and tested on two cats. Cannot vouch for dogs yet

Holding on to this smile for anything that may come!!

The face of agony Kang has on when he’s alone

Vs the smile he puts on for sailom

But how Sailom sees through it. They know each other so well ugly sobbing

I actually can’t deal with them sitting like this and arguing about Kang not wanting to make Sailom worry about him

Something something Kang is slowly testing the boundaries of what Sailom will let him pay for and what he won’t

Watched this scene on a plane. Not a good idea. Started crying. Again. Perth Tanapon!!

Kang breaks the first wrist hold! I think the first time one of them have successfully done that

Kang starts crying HARDER when he says this line. He is MORE SAD that he might hurt Sailom

HMMMMMM INTERESTING

Wow I truly blacked out this part of the episode as I sobbed because I did not remember one second of this epilogue. Favorite line alert!!

Except this time Kang asks the question Sailom should have asked the first time!!

((I wrote this while very wine tipsy. Sorry that is is EXTRA babbly/distressed.))

#dangerous romance #dangerous romance the series #kess babbles about dangerous romance #kanghansailom #I had to delete five photos too!! #little details series

[jamesdeerest]

Hii! I am so glad you are back!! May I requests headcanon about sirius or james (you pick which one you want to do) falling in love with someone who has never dated someone and has trust and intimacy issues and how they would try to get the reader to be more comfortable and how they’d convince the reader to give it a chance? Thanks im advance

hi babe!! i picked james because i feel like he is such golden retriever energy and this is giving me black cat energy reader if you get me lol :D also bc i am a james hoe. i also have never dated anyone so this is very close to my heart hahaha

james with reader who's never dated anyone hcs (golden retriever x black cat vibes)

i feel like when james first starts to be interested in you you are very oblivious. like have no clue whatsoever

you literally are like new friend :D great :)

then after some time passes, and he is very... involved, lets say, you're a bit suspicious?? why is this man talking to you so much?? he has been obsessed with miss evans for multiple years now??? is this just a tactic to make her jealous?? hmmmmmm

and you sort of pull away from james a little

not completely cut him off,, but just a little, to get some headspace you know, to figure out the situation

because this is all new to you

however if there is one thing mr james potter has not learnt from years of chasing after lily is how to give girls space

james sees you pulling away and LATCHES ON

like a leech

like whatever attention he was still giving to lily he like beams it all onto you

however you get a bit frazzled by this? its so much at once and you really don't want to be discarded in a couple weeks once lily misses the attention yk

so you pull away even further ! and james is sad :( this man is definition of golden retriever energy and he just has so much love to give and you're just so cool and and and

very hyper boy

so he gives you space. jamie understands he has to approach the situation differently.

this gives you time to think through things! and so after a week you approach him and sort of quietly talk things through

because as much as you were overwhelmed with all his attention focused on you, you do enjoy some of it. just in small doses :)

once jamie understands it was all a bit much but you do like him and you just want some reassurance he is THERE

'i like you a lot,, but i understand why you might be a bit nervous because of the whole lily situation? it is definitely over between me and her but i'm happy to take things slow ,, whatever you need i'm here :)'

soft jamie makes my heart go brrrrr

so you've been dating for a couple weeks, just doing low key dates in library and around the castle

you and jamie are hanging out in the gryffindor common room with his friends

the girls have come over as well

you and jamie are on the sofa, and he slides his hand into yours

normally you'd be fine, but you freeze up a bit, and drop his hand- you feel like there are so many eyes on you and its suffocating

he looks at you questioningly, but you ignore him and keep listening to everyone else speak

after everyone's cleared off to go to bed, james nudges you

'you okay?'

'yeah.. i just wasn't really comfortable with it around other people yet? i'm sorry .'

he nudges you again to get you to look at him

'don't apologise, sweetheart. i won't do it if you're not comfortable,, i just want to make you happy .'

you smile at him, and squeeze his hand

sweetest boy

a couple more weeks go by, and you guys are just taking it easy

one day at a time

james holds off on affection when you're in public

you notice him going to take your hand, and then catching himself and moving back

then, gryffindor wins against ravenclaw, and there's a big party in the common room

you've had a couple drinks, and are just a little bit more confident than usual

you see james in the corner talking to frank and marlene, sipping his drink, red and gold splashed over his cheeks mixing with the flush from the firewhiskey

literally ethereal

you finish your vodka/juice monster mix, take a deep breath, and walk over, hugging him from behind

he startles a bit, then sees you, and just softens

his eyes sparkle, and he tugs you closer, pressing a kiss to your hair, as he nods along to frank gesturing enthusiastically about the game

at least you think that's what frank is talking about

you couldn't really care at the moment

you're a bit too distracted with your golden boy :)

requests are open ! :)

#james potter x reader #james potter fluff #james potter headcanons #jamesdeerest writes

[sznofthesticks]

Hi Rachel 🌵 🥑 🍬 🧃 please

good morning d! wait it's probably most definitely not morning for you over there in future land oops lol

🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love

because i love the name of the playlist AND because i love hozier

hozier songs ranked from "i have never loved anyone more" to "please let's bang"

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

i think all the people i asked collectively decided @lemonlyman-dotcom would be the best for clean up/burying the body since they seemed so organized as evidenced by their ability to coordinate fandom events so flawlessly.

and im basing this solely on vibes (and i am aware you are not a professional in this aspect) but i feel like @herefortarlos would be a great defense and don't ask me why i think this, i don't know, its just the vibes you give off haha (desi you'll get me off with no charges right?? lol)

i would probably also text @im-overstimulated-and-im-sad just for my own mental state because she's the one who helps me with my mental breakdowns on the daily <33

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

*cracks knuckles* okay pls no one attack me im sensitive (maybe these aren't unpopular idk)

(i'm doing tarlos as one) the break up in the beginning of season 3, they were both at fault. it wasn't all on tk, or all on carlos, they both did not great things and they really needed to work on their communication with each other.

also i don't remember the episode but when carlos comes to tell tk that owen had been arrested, that was done poorly. yes tk was acting out of emotion, but you should never shove your partner like that, and carlos grabbing tk and basically restraining him, that's not a good thing to do either...

and the wife plotline of carlos's in season 4 and the way he was treating tk, and the way it got resolved, but i don't think that's unpopular, i think most people in the fandom agree with that one.

🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before

oh i am the queen of oversharing on tumblr so..... hmmmmmm. in middle/high school i was in marching band and was in a competitive drumline group in the winter? this is probably just more of outing myself as a loser and no one cares lol

ask game

#ask game #carlos-tk

[hotchs-big-hands]

what's your opinions on spencer?

Hmmmmmm I think I've touched on it before a bit but truthfully I'm a bit on the fence abt him. I've mentioned it before but when I was originally in the fandom years ago, like in my late teens I was a hugeeee Spencer fan. That was my bread and butter and like I drew him a few times lmao (idk where those drawings are now and at this point I'm too afraid to look LMAO)

But then I eventually moved onto other interests and then come Spring this year I'm brought back into the fandom but not bc of Spencer but bc of Ayayron and I was like 🫣 okay then I've been blind.

And 😔 I hate to say it but I sorta don't rly feel but towards Spencer. Like I don't hate him but there's some fans out here that are rly rly rly irritating and ruin it for everyone and idk it just put me off him. I don't wanna go too far into the nitty gritty of the things I don't like abt him cuz I don't wanna make ppl sad. No one wants to hear bad stuff abt their faves and ik a lot of ppl who follow me rly rly love Spencer!

So yeah my verdict is I dont hate the guy but I'd prefer not to be stuck in a room with him I think.

(also the reason why I basically never tag him in anything even if the post has him in it)

#kooky casper

[azumasoroshi]

continuing from the last post, we're back to izaya with the bag over his head and earthworm

and it's really interesting because he's animated in a way that makes you really, REALLY doubt that it's izaya

ok it's hard to show in photo form but like. the way he tilts his head back and forth with earthworm moving the scissors makes him look wary and nervous? and you cant see his face but his body language is so far from relaxed that you're like oh they must have captured nakura or some other person. no way izaya's actually in there

and after she asks about his sisters (you still cant see well in photo form but i gave you the timestamp and the episode number so :3) he shakes his head back and forth quickly with some kind of wobbly sound effect and it's so unlike izaya!!!! izaya wouldn't react to any of this right??

and then we cut to here!! and it's like oh yeah that definitely isn't him. he's literally outside with mairu right now

side note but awww they're so cute. im sure they're 100% normal mentally sound siblings who definitely didn't decide their personalities via a fucking coin flip ahahaha

orihara family is so fucking weird. sometimes i wonder if izaya is good at dodging shizuo's attacks because he's used to his siblings attacking him all the time (which is really cute actually) or if his siblings saw him getting chased around by shizuo all the time and thought 'hey that looks fun' and decided to attack him too (decidedly less cute but a lot funnier)

im assuming it's the first one though since the twins have been doing martial arts probably before izaya was in high school?? probably

it's funny how he's actually caught off guard here. like his ultra instinct carries him but he only turns after mairu makes a noise

like he's the king of environmental awareness as opposed to shizuo who kinda blocks everything out so this is hmMMMMm

mayhaps he lets his guard down around his siblings :eyes: ohoho do i sense a weakness orihara-san??

there was this line in the izaya youtuber au where namie is like damn i'm this proud at catching izaya off-guard for like a second?? my life is fucking sad. that's how i feel right now

smug bitch

flexible characters get me going bro like vash the stampede. izaya. why do i keep grouping them together in my head like they're both human lovers (albeit for very different reasons) and they're both flexible and they're both voiced by johnny yong bosch. what's the deal here what is fate trying to tell me about my taste in fictional men

i will never get tired of his acrobatics ugh

bro has a fuckin rectangular prism for an ass what is going ON there

um. gayass

what was i talking about again OH YEAH the earthworm thing. well not like i can talk about that any more until we cut back there

im not taking screenshots of the entire "fight scene" (it's just izaya dodging and being a little shit like "oh woe is me why would you attack an innocent civilian in public??" (he's the one holding the knife, mikage's brother points out)

and we're back! still not sure how exactly that works considering the transition between phones - was earthworm showing him the footage or something?? or playing the audio, because she asks about mikage right after

in any case izaya continues to keep his head low, visibly reacting to what she's saying/pouring the water but never saying anything

we switch away again to him talking to celty and we're at a really weird place where half of it feels like izaya's going to be under there and earthworm is actually getting to him this time, and we'll see through the flashbacks a series of fuck ups or how he planned to be here and be unphased but he's a little bit shaken by the torture methods

and the other half of it feels like oh, through the flashbacks we'll find out how exactly izaya caught on to them trying to capture him and made a stunt double

the one post that's like "i dont see him complaining" continues to crack me up

we cut back to earthworm again but im running out room of this post lmAOOO

it's incredible how hard it is for me to stop talking like this is actually insane. see you guys in the continuation post i guess

#izaya orihara #durarara