MISSING LEO A WHOLE LOT HOURS. When Leo misses you you're all he can think about. He gets distracted and he sighs all dreamy and he thinks about you, about what you would say if you were here right now. He looks at his hands and remembers how yours fit in his, brushes his fingers along his cheek the way you do, but it doesn't feel the same. He thinks about the first time you met his mom, how by the end of the night you and her were laughing like you've been best friends for years, how his mom pulled him aside to tell him how much she likes you. how ever since then when she hears him on the phone or on facetime with you she makes sure to say hi and ask how you're doing. when he can Leo will text you or call you, even if he gets your voicemail. he kind of looks forward to it, leaving you voicemails. he feels like you're old timey lovers, sending secret letters by candle light, waiting to hear back from your beloved and know they've recieved your corrispondence. everyhitng makes him think of you, and you better bet when he has you in his arms again he'll have some cute lil gift for you. a saw this and thought of you kind of thing. little flowers or a heart shaped rock or a little clockwork wind up ladybug or something. he kisses you and kisses you, he smiles against your lips and murmurs "I missed you, estrella..." before kissing you again. knowing that he has you to look forward to is what gets him through being apart for any length of time.
Now that Candace has canonically contacted Hamster in Hamster and Gretel, I like to imagine that she just. Keeps chatting with him. And she has no fucking idea he's a hamster, she just thinks that's his quirky internet name or he's like a nonbinary king or something
Meanwhile Stacy is over in her corner and she probably figured it out IMMEDIATELY because she's constantly on the lookout for weird animal shit now that she's in on Perrys secret. So she's very well aware that Candace is chatting with like. An actual superhero. But that's not her business so she's down to play along.
Perry, meanwhile, is trying to figure out if he needs to track down this Hamster guy and threaten him. Stacy talks him out of it.
even though we don’t see it, i know deep down in my heart johnny has the joestar birthmark and i know, again deep in this heart of mine, gyro would make fun of it so hard.
how are you gonna be named joeSTAR and have a STAR birthmark. that’s a gag in itself.
Leo Valdez being Leo Valdez and saying stuff in Spanish. That's it. That's what I need in my life, y'know..... :)
mmmm. delicious way to start off my 22nd year of life. thank you for this one babes.
Leo just... has that flavor yk. he will not hesitate to make you flustered or go uohouoh little comment. quippy one liners and banter are his specialty. so when this boy starts talking all sexy in spanish?????? OOF. it doesn't matter if what he's saying is inherantly sexy or not, bc every time he speaks spanish at all your brain implodes. as it fucking should. I am still searching high and low for a voice claim for Leo so lmk if yall have any good ones but I imagine it sounds kinda like this. it's usually when he's on the phone with his mom or some friends or extended family yk. just quick catch up calls or coordinating dinners and weekend plans, but GOD does it send you into a feral tizzy. especially first thing in the morning?? you wake up and Leo's not lying on top of you or spooning you like usual, so you find him all sleepy and messy in the kitchen only wearing a pair of gray sweats as he makes coffee for you both and tries to wake up. He's talking to his mom about the three of you having brunch this weekend, catching up with her, talking about you.
"Sí, podemos encontrarnos como a las 11:30. Sí, eso suena bien. Lo sé, ellos también están muy emocionados de verte." his voice is all sleepy and morning-y and you're fucking transfixed by him. he chuckles and blushes. "Mamá… sí. Sí. Bueno lo haré. Oh, ahora están despiertos. Me tengo que ir, hablo contigo pronto. Te amo adiós."
god as if you couldn't love him any fucking more. sometimes when you can't sleep he'll rub your back or play with your hair and just talk to you in spanish. it's so relaxing and it is hands down the best way to fall asleep. when you have kids down the line, it's the only thing that gets them to sleep too. that and hotel room service by pitbull.