#hoW DO I NOT BE AWKWARD

[gendertroublemaker]

Me on this site: I LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH THEYRE FUNNY AND CUTE AND PRETTY I WANT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!

Me when a girl messages me or talks to me irl:

#HOW DO I NOT BE AWKWARD #GODDDDDDDD #kurt says

[beybuniki]

they should go on a fishing trip pt.1

#DONT COMMENT ON THE BACKGROUND I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW #anyway this is day 1. they take a bus. the bakugo household has fishing gear so ´deku is wearing bakugo's onesoe (?) and bakugo is wearing #his dad's. and notices he has grown :') #anyway they take a BUS and don't feel like doing this at all it's awkward for so many reason #also trying to relax after everything is neurologically just really hard they might be hyperivgilant dik #and there's so much they never got to unpack bnut they have to and they have to start somewhere and with someone #deku makes that flower crown while bakugo preps everything and they both look at it and are thrown back into their childhood 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ #and at first they just sit and wait for the bavarian fish to bite (rody should make a cameo tbh) but then bakugo breaks the iceeee. #and he starts with their moms because their moms have been such a stubbron connection between these two :') #and deku answers with the usual 'good :) how's your mom :)?' and to everyone's surprise he actually opens up #and tells deku about his mom's insomnia because she watched her son die (that shit was live streamed tpo 10 bnha tweets btw) #idk i love to think of their moms being a very easy subject to connect through i think it's easier for them that way to be more vulnerablei #and then some fish biteeeeeeeeeeee #but like 3 small ones so they have to gather berries and mushrooms and make stew (dw there's an aldi this is bavaria after all) #but yeah day 1 is a bit weird like it's just them in the woods with no distractions #which is so different from whatever went on during their 1st year of high school #don't read this i will throw up i just need this somewhere this is my public scrapbook #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #the flower crown on their knees makes this a bit homosexual but fishing is always homosexual im not fighting against that #au: #fishing

[ruporas]

kisses of affirmation (ID in alt)

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #ruporas art #oughrhhhh finally posting this here..... Very Romancey very Cutesy Very what do you call it... Indulging #for the longest time i debated on whether to post this comic at all on my socials - for some reason this was almost the limit to how far i #could push a romantic alternative that cusps ooc-ness for vw but then i ultimately decided its Fine. i couldv made it much more unbearable. #someone on twit qrt this with “vash is such a loser” which means i havent lost my way completely yet so its ok #(sidenote) script is a bit old !! bc this was meant to be a part two to an old comic..! the first kiss comic from feb #it branched off quite a bit that listing this as an actual part two would be kind of awkward now - but that was the initial intention #anyway. please enjoy! #long post

[captainswhore]

you see price sitting like this when you walk into a room post mission- and you know exactly what it is he needs.

he's licking at you and holding your thighs open with his rough palms- and you can't take it. his calluses and his beard and the fabric of his sleeves are rubbing at your legs just right- but not enough for you to lose focus on his hot tongue rubbing on you and in you and you've never been wetter in your LIFE.

his only problem? you're still moving too much. he can't reach where he wants to inside of you because you keep wiggling out of his way. his hands want to touch you everywhere- not just hold your thighs still. this is when he begins to squeeze at you everywhere, and tell you to rest your thighs on his shoulders.

"b-but price- hhnngh ohmygod- i c-can't. they're too big. thighs are too big"

you whine at the loss of contact, but then you look down and see him staring at you with massive pupils and a wet face. "lovie- my shoulders are broad for a reason. rest your thighs on em and i swear they'll have enough room"

and you listen, and you're crushing his ears with your thighs, and he's never been happier. the next time you look down? he's rutting into the mattress and you see his hips stutter when he groans into you and your vision goes white

(@chamomiletealeaf and i had SUCH A HORNY discussion about this and she told me to post it so here i am- and also omg photo creds to her. we've gotta reign it in lmfao)

#if only you guys could see our chats. they're so so filthy #shout out to the first friend i've made on this lil side blog of mine- bless up! #i still don't know how to tag SHIT #but imma try my best!! #john price drabble #john price x reader #john price x reader drabble #john price smut #john price x reader smut #oh god how else do i do this this feels so awkward and weird #cod smut #cod x reader #cod drabble #task force 141 #task force 141 x reader #task force 141 smut #uuhhhh #yeah that works enough #im gonna need to be someone's smut protege or something so i can learn LMFAO

[superbellsubways]

uty doodle

#yayyyy new pens i have so many colors now #first time drawing all these guys how did i do #undertale yellow #uty #clover #ceroba #dalv #starlo #traditional art #doodle #ceroba looks awkward but whatever man

[intotheelliwoods]

Can someone please hold my hand and explain to me how I am supposed to draw them in nice outfits when I give them hump backs larger than camels

#2 arms left #PLEASEEE #I want to draw them in outfits sometimes #but them im like. #hmm #how do I fit a shirt over that #thats why I also like the poptart in a poncho idea because well!!!! #then it can fit his whole back!!!!! #and not look awkward #“ell why do you draw them with such large backs” I DONT KNOW??? because I like too???????? #“ell just stop drawing them with such large backs” uhhh no <3 <3 <3 <3

[lotus-pear]

NEW MAYOI CARDDDDS MADE ME SILLY THEY CANONICALLY HAVE GIRLS NIGHT SLEEPOVERS IM SOBBING UEUEUUEUEUE

#MY FAVS FINALLY INTERACT I FUCKING WIN LETS GO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO‼️‼️ #CHUUAKU SLEEPOVER I AM TWIRLING MY HAIR KICKING MY LEGS GIGGLING BLUSHING FINALLYYYYYYY THE BESTIES EVER IM SO HAPPY #MATCHING CARDS. MATCHING PJS. TELL ME YOU SHOP TOGETHER WITHOUT TELLIMG ME YOU SHOP TOGETHER #I LOVE THEM SO SO SO SO MUCH FUCK DAZAI AND ATSUSHI THIS IS MY FAV MENTOR DAD AND THEIR PRECIOUS STUDENT #ANYWAY THEY R LITERALLY LIKE THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS IN MY MIND I LOVE AWKWARD AKU AND LIKE OUTGOING FUN AMIABLE CHUUYA #LIKE...........EXTROVERT ADOPTING AN INTROVERT BESTIE. THATS EHAT THEY R LIKE. TO ME #GAAAAAHHHHH THANK YOU MAYOI TEAM #also sry idk how to draw aku's hair it's the biggest mystery to me💀💀💀 shoutout to artists who know how to do that #(i am not one of them) #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #akutagawa ryuunosuke #ryuunosuke akutagawa #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #lotus draws

[tomatoart]

drawn right b4 the movie came out while eating a ny hotdog

#barbie the movie #ken barbie #barbie #barbie 2023 #barbie fanart #ken #idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk the tags. also i kind of hate how it looks now #but its ok it was for fun while i was fighting DEMONS. #n those demons were not bisexuality it was just depression #i need to do more cartoomny stuff again i feel like usuing refs has made me a lil awkward but its good practice #i think i just need to get back into a swing is all #both of them r trans btw PICKS U UP W MY MIND !

[lilislegacy]

*the 7 demigods and some of their families at a get together*

tristan mclean: i still don’t love that 3 teenage couples were all on an isolated boat together. for weeks. including you, pipes

piper: don’t worry dad. coach hedge was very strict. there was no funny business allowed

leo: yeah especially after the percy and annabeth scandal. i mean,

you should have seen how much coach yelled when frank found them in the stables the next morning-

annabeth and percy: LEO!!

leo:

piper:

jason:

thalia:

hazel:

tristan:

nico:

frank:

frederick chase:

mrs. chase:

paul:

sally: no please continue. i’d love to hear this

percy: *glares at leo*

leo: *accidentally catches on fire and runs away*

everyone:

frank: i looked away quickly, i swear!

annabeth: YOU DIDNT NEED TO!

percy: YEAH ALL WE DID WAS-

annabeth: PERCY OH MY GODS SHUT UP!

#oh how i amuse myself #sally knows what she’s doing #frederick chase is not as amused #NOTHING HAPPENED WE SWEAR #LOL #no one is believing them #awkward lol #i love it #percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #hazel levesque #frank zhang #heroes of olympus #mark of athena #percy jackson and the olympians #percabeth #pjo #humor #pjo humor #sally jackson #paul blofis #incorrect quotes #pjo incorrect quotes

[comradekatara]

okay be honest. if someone as hot as sokka (is constantly established to be by other characters within the text) said these exact words to you, you would also fall in love with them on the spot and/or be overwhelmed with uncontrollable horniness. yue is valid

#id in alt text #sokka #yue #sokkaxyue #i am once again thinking about Them #they are sooo cute its unreal #and i will not apologize for that!!!! #also yes. i know im gay but i have many straight friends okay #or well. i have one straight friend but she's REALLY straight she is the heterosexualest woman in the world #so i know how their minds work #and besides. man or woman there is nothing hotter than an attractive person who is also an awkward dorkass nerd #it's like catnip to us (girls who probably have something wrong with them but are really good at masking it) #frankly it's the kind of thing everyone i've ever dated or ever considered dating has said to me #yes i would like to do an activity with you!! at a place!!! for some time!!!!! #anyway. my point is #people clown on sokka for this (namely; katara) #but it would work on most if not all of you #i guarantee it

[koszmarnybudyn]

So this took longer than expected, was planing on just listening to the episode and doing doodles like usual but then this came over me and here we are. Vaguely historical clothing is fun to draw, backrounds are not.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #normal oak #my art #link li wilson #hermie the unworthy #taylor swift dndads #dndads spoilers #scary marlowe #did this episode basiclly say linc is white or white passing in canon yes will it get me to change how i draw him absolutly not #i commited to the design too much and besides canon is dead #also hermie and normal basiclly doing azicrow cosplays was accidental lol #great episode never watched the titatnic tho #and idk what the normal messing up the boats was about didnt really get it #love to get more backstory tho #the poses are awkward but so am i and it just means theres room for progress #d00d #the doodler

[yazzydream]

I see. That's right.

#jujutsu kaisen #jjkedit #fyanimegifs #anisource #dailyanimatedgifs #shounenedit #jjk season 2 #my jjk #my gifs #gifs; jjk #suguru geto #yu haibara #not geto quoting haibara u_u #trying to word this without it sounding awkward for both was a struggle lol #because haibara uses the word “do my best!” and taking that out for a cleaner translation for geto changes everything #see: crunchyroll subs #but it's a deliberate callback! so i found a semi decent way to have it make sense for both #i hope #also neat how haibara was looking away then turned to us when he said his lines #but geto goes from looking at us then turning away #my translations

[verocitea]

a wittle practice doodle

#I haven’t done clouds in so long… I forgot how much I love doing them #ignore her awkward pose I was not cooking lol 🔥🔥🔥 #amy rose #sonic #my art #my doodles

[makeupinthedrawer]

ASDFGHJKL perfect twitter interaction no notes

#people are SOOOOO #also idk maybe this is just ME but i would HATEa public proposal lmao even if it was from someone i loved #the attention is just too awkward i always cringe when people do like flashmobs 💀 #anyways who knows how long taylor and travis are gonna last #so it’s important to collece the most unhinged moments now #taylor swift #travis kelce #tayvis #travlor #taylor travis #swilce

[lunarharp]

more phoenix wright situations

#ace attorney tag #maybe i should tag this narumitsu or something. but i dont really care. #gearing up to rereading/illustrating bits of my fic i suppose...i think nick really is too dense to realise he's in love with edgeworth #without some scheming fop trying to intrude. i love villains like kristoph..villains can be fun..witnessing their pathetic folly.. #or more like edgeworth would never have mentioned his feelings ever in his life if he wasn't sure phoenix reciprocates. #i want to see it this way because Falling in love during childhood with the person you're going to end up with. is not relatable #there have to be Situations that make you Realise. #as with orufrey i adore the idea of people not working out their romance with that person until their 30s+ #but... i mean. even with orufrey i often think how alaira could be qifrey's ex. and oru having been pursued by noble fops through his work #there is that delicate sliver of time before orufrey start living together that such believable situations could have happened. #Then the relief of politely and amicably extricating themselves from those untenable situations #the idea of falling in love age 7 and saving your first kiss for age 35 or something is all very well but more relatable is #people realising how they really feel whilst trying something that ends up feeling wrong. #The comfort and joy of living with your dearest one as if it's platonic - much preferable to trying anything more with anyone else. #But i doubt i will ever portray that or mention it further. it is indeed very delicate to me. #and i really am an OTP FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kind of person who can barely bear to consider this anyway...NOT a polyshipper i'm afraid ! #so i wouldn't mind either if they do have their first kiss in their lives age 35 with each other either. I would not mind that at all. #i love bi/gay couples apparently... bi father figures & their grumpy gay men waiting for them to work it all out... #not used to using colour in comic-style drawings..or at all..so this is messy and awkward looking..but colour is refreshing #i imagine i will go back to witch hat art soon btw. my destiny in life. #i still remember writing my nrmt fic expecting to write their first kiss & then partway through twas like Umm No. They have kissed prior. #does that really line up with this comic though... i think i had their early dinner dates/first kiss BEFORE disbarment. #so i guess this comic doesn't line up with my ficverse.... No..... U___U Oh well. sorry kris! <3

[aurorangen]

The question stuck to Suzume all day. Do you have a special someone? No, she doesn't. She wonders about dating but never had the time or courage to do so. "You know what, let's do this," Suzume turned on her laptop and created a dating profile. Coming to Mt.Komorebi was a chance to rediscover herself; a chance to find hope again, new passions, and perhaps love.

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #tjol legacy #tjolc #tjolc gen 1 #suzume miyazawa #yes lets do this suzume!!! #i gave her the socially awkward trait (it was unflirty before) its like shes never dated how can she be unflirty? maybe she likes romance