#hobbition

[atrustfulplace]

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

#i don’t think this has been done before??? #maybe it has if so sorry 😔 #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #gandalf #thorin oakenshield #lotr #jrr tolkien

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

#humor #shitpost #pls help #lotr memes #lotr #incorrect lotr quotes #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #gandalf #jrr tolkien #hobbits #po tay toes

[invisiblewashboard]

The fact that Tolkien realized he’d created inconsistency for LotR with the first published version of The Hobbit and then retconned it with the in universe explanation of “Bilbo is a liar,” is never going to stop being both equal parts brilliant and funny.

#jirt #jrr tolkien #tolkien #lord of the rings #lotr #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #Bilbo is a menace #change my mind

[keirahknightley]

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

🎬 Peter Jackson

+ IMDb trivia

#lord of the rings #lotr #lotredit #tolkienedit #filmedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #dailyflicks #junkfooddaily #userbbelcher #tlotrgifs #usersansa #userhayf #usersugar #userrobin #tusereliza #userleah #underbetelgeuse #arthurpendragonns #* #thanks for the request #more of these are coming #anyway brb crying over billy jackson having perfect hobbit hair

[maedictus]

A couple of Thorin drawings

#my only responsibilities when drawing dwarves are giving them luscious hair? fun beards #and shortening their stature when drawing them next to other races #aside from that i am not committing to anything else #the hobbit #lotr #thorin oakenshield #tolkien #my art #art #artists on tumblr #artwork #illustration

[thethirdromana]

I don't know if this was obvious to everyone else, but I just realised that one of the reasons why the Hobbit is so effective as a children's book is that while Bilbo is an adult, the skills that make him a hero are all those of a child.

By human standards he's child-sized, which makes him unobtrusive and light on his feet. He can slip by unnoticed where bigger people can't.

He's good at playing games, and even cheats (successfully!) in a way that - let's face it - is not so different to how children try to cheat at games. He's polite in a way that's fully comprehensible to children (rather than, say, being able to perform courtly manners). He's quick-witted, but the trick of keeping the trolls talking is also one that would be achievable for a child.

He doesn't have magic powers, he's not a great fighter, and he's not some kind of Chosen One. There's not much that he does that couldn't be done by a ten-year-old, but the story shows just how valuable all those skills and traits are. It's very empowering.

#the hobbit #bilbo baggins

[ibenology]

I just keep adding to this and it’s slowly going from a meme to something I might have to talk to my therapist about

#nimona #ballister boldheart #ballister blackheart #tma #the magnus archives #jon sims #the archivist #ofmd #our flag means death #ed teach #blackbeard #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #encanto #bruno madrigal #transmasc #genderfluid #gotta be one of my favorite genders #just the most specific kin lists of all time #this #I want exactly this one

[adamshallperish]

i'd like to discover the average hobbit traits of the tumblr population

#polls #the hobbit #lotr

[robotonthemoon]

#gandalf #hobbit #lotr #tolkien

[prokopetz]

The terrible Gollum game is only the beginning, folks. The Hobbit enters the US public domain in just a little less than ten years, so the current rights-holders are going to be trying to squeeze every last bit of profit they can out of the little fucker before he becomes free to use. You have no idea what's coming.

#media #literature #the hobbit #gollum #jrr tolkien #tolkien #gaming #video games #copyright #public domain #capitalism #swearing

[lazylittledragon]

you know what fuck it we’re doing dadstarion

#bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #idk if this is canon to the dorianverse yet but he looks like a little hobbit!!! #this is a Long long long time post brain i think. since they’ve sorted out the daywalker thing #i don’t think he’d be affectionate but i think he’d be VERY protective #they’re not bad parents in the way that they neglect or mistreat him or even just don’t love him #i think they love him to death but you just shouldn’t give your small child a KNIFE #this one is my favourite sister bc she reminds me of robin

[modernbaseball]

#it came to me in a vision #lotr #lord of the rings #hobbits #merry brandybuck #pippin took #i hate tagging things this is so humiliating #just trying to share my artistic vision with the world #lotr memes #jellybeans

[fatalebridget]

#girlblogging #aesthetic #grunge #vintage #trippy #hippie #witch #female hysteria #dead #pale #graffitiporn #graffti #grafitti #hobbits #street photography

[aarchimedes]

for context: I read the hobbit first over the course of two years when I was like 13, but I'm only now starting to read lotr. having a blast tho!

anyways, reblog if you feel like it 🙌🏻

#lord of the rings #the hobbit #lotr #hobbit #yeah guys idk i just feel like most people read it really young #but jolkein is really wordy and idk how y'all got through that at 8 yo #my attention span could neverrrrrr #obviously not as wordy as like. les mis. but you know what i mean. #lots and lots of context all the time. love that for his worldbuilding not so much for my hold on the plot #and yes i have watched the movies #i didn't completely miss the cultural zeitgeist #yay first time making a poll! if you vote or read my tags this far you are a gem 🫶🏻 #edit: i realize i spelled tolkien wrong. i feel like this proves my point #but also i feel like thats something you spell with your heart and not your mind

[bryonyashley]

Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd in Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead.

#dominic monaghan #billy boyd #rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead #lotr cast #hobbits #❤️

[ynnu-64]

brave hobbit

#my art #art #frodo baggins #lotr #lotr fanart #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #lotr frodo #the hobbit #i love frodo so much #after like 11 years of loving lotr i will finally read the books #finally getting them #hobbits shall have tails !!!