#hobby farmer

[fruutes]

WOAW u guys ate that Harvey UPPP, I'm so happy hehe

Here's another Harvey!!!! And and my farmer Harmony :D!!!!!! I have sm art of her I love them sm.

She's so reckless and keeps dying in mines...... poor Harvz has to work overtime in his own home.... And he makes me P A Y as revenge >:(

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#sdv harvey #stardew valley #sdv #when will pelican town get free healthcare #but he needs money #for coffee and truffle oil and wine #and his little planes #God he's got expensive hobbies... #but I'm RICH #anyway lol #sdv farmer #stardew farmer #sdv oc #stardew oc #what else #i love him sm #bye guys love u #do u like my little signature thing #i luv it so much #sdv fanart #stardew fanart #my art #harmony sodbuster

[shallowseeker]

Their three-man kitchen huddle is more than a little conspicuous.

“He asks every weekend, though,” Jack is whispering. “It doesn’t seem very nice to keep ignoring him or hiding in the living room.”

“One, it’s the Dean-Cave. Two, no one’s makin’ you ignore him. I mean, didja even friggin like it?”

Jack straightens up, defensive. “I—a little bit.” Dean raises his eyebrows at him, and he feels caught out. “At first.”

Cas clears his throat, and then both turn their attention to him. “I find that the human ingenuity of pyramid schemes wears off after the first stroll around the market.”

Dean nods at Cas and snickers. Then, he turns his attention back to Jack. “See? You can be honest, Kiddo.”

Jack deflates. “I just—maybe Mary will go with him? She’s here.”

Dean and Cas share another significant look.

“Come’mon, kiddo. You spent how many months together?”

Jack flounders. “Bobby, then? Maybe Rowena.”

“Rowena does not like to sweat, nor does she enjoy badly homemade soap and overpriced vegetables.”

Jack huffs. “Someone has to go—”

“Jack!” Sam says, sparkly-eyed and excited as he enters the kitchen. “I’m about to head out to Smith Makers’ Market. Wanna tag along?”

Jack feels panic rise up in his throat. Sam looks so happy about it, but, “I—can’t,” he spits out awkwardly, to which Sam cants his head in confusion.

“Dean promised to take me to-oooo, uh,” he tracks his eyes over to where a commercial for a monster truck rally blares on the tiny kitchen TV, “a monster truck rally.”

Sam’s eyebrows go to his hairline and he makes a disgusted face, but Dean looks overjoyed.

Dean crows. “See? Look at that face. It’s a good thing we didn’t get you a ticket. Lookit that.”

Sam’s eyes track hopefully to Cas next, and Dean hooks an arm around Cas’s neck. “Cas’s idea, actually. He’s driving.”

Sam scowls.

Cas stares. “Yes, Sam. It’s in Salt Lake City, so we have to leave soon to make it in time for the show tomorrow. We can’t go to the Makers’ Market or the afternoon Smoothie Fest, I’m afraid.”

Dean balks at that, and Jack suspects that the lie has probably gotten too complex by this point.

Mary strolls into the kitchen next, and Sam’s eyes light up. “Morning, Mom!“

She freezes but can’t escape the full blast of his puppy eyes.

“I’m about to head out to the Makers’ market,” he prattles on. “Wanna go?”

“The one with the overpriced vegetables?” she squeaks. Her face falls, but she manages to zip up her horrified reaction. “Uh,” she says, sending Dean a mayday signal with her eyes. “Could we…do flea market instead? Hot dogs n’ funnel cakes are more my speed.”

Sam scrunches up his nose. “Really? Those are kinda—I mean—I don’t know any closeby.”

“Maybe Dean will go with you.” Her tone is strangely accusatory, and Dean laughs.

“Dean is taking Jack to Salt Lake City,” he crows, triumphant, and Mary’s eyes seem to beg, ‘Take me with you.’

“Well, we do have one extra ticket,” Cas says fiddling with his phone. “If Sam doesn’t want to come along…”

Dean almost gives the game away with a hushed, “You already bought tickets?!”

But Sam’s ears don’t seem to pick it up.

“I’d love to go!” Mary exclaims, not even knowing what the tickets to Salt Lake City are for.

She looks at Sam, “Unless…you want to go?”

Sam looks like Salt Lake City is about the last place he wants to go. “No, you guys go on ahead,” he sniffs, seeming put out. “That’s uh, no.” He trudges off in the direction of the library.

As soon as he leaves, Jack lets out a gush of air. “Oh, no. Was that mean? It seemed mean.”

“Dude,” Dean whispers, gleeful. “That was awesome.”

“So,” Mary coughs, checking to make sure Sam’s out of earshot. “Where’re we going exactly? It’s a good time for a hunting break, and I’ll go anywhere so long as it’s not the frou-frou farmers’ market.”

Cas punches some stuff on his phone. “If we leave soon, we’ll be there in 12 hours and can do a late hotel checkin. The monster truck rally is tomorrow evening.”

“Monster truck rally?” Mary sounds intrigued.

Dean, on the other hand, buzzes with nervous energy. “Wait, are we really going?”

Cas deadpans. “It’s likely they’ll have hotdogs and funnel cakes in the concessions area.”

Mary pumps a fist. “Sounds great. I’ll have a quick shower and be ready in forty-five. I’ll check one last time if Sam wants to come along.”

Two hours later, all four of them sweep up the bunker steps with duffel bags in tow, deciding to take Cas’s Dodge in case they stop by any stores on the way back. (Mary has been wanting an air fryer.)

Sometime between their huddle and getting ready, Bobby had wandered into the library and gotten cornered by a lonely Sam.

Jack hears Mary lean over to check with Cas, “Oops. I forgot Bobby was stopping by. Were there any seats left near us?”

Cas cringes, punching at his phone. “Unfortunately…no. Not anymore.”

“Too bad,” she whispers, before shooting a cheeky grin Bobby’s way. “We’ll see you later,” she calls. “Probably Monday.”

Bobby looks like a deer in headlights, or maybe a lamb offered up for slaughter.

“Have fun at the farmers’ market,” she adds. “Thanks for going with Sam.”

Then, she ushers them quickly out the door.

The look Bobby gives her is nothing short of murderous, but the one Dean gives her is utterly adoring.

The best part about it all is Cas makes Dean and Mary sit in the back seat. Jack always gets shotgun in the Dodge.

#jack & dean & cas & mary #sam + odd man out #tfw + idiosyncrasies #tfw funnies #sam + hipster hobbies #okay not all farmers markets are equal #but this one is an overpriced pyramid-scheme one lol #and yes so many bad ones are crawling w pyramid schemes lol

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

I know they get a lot of grief both in-universe and out but replicators would be so goddamn convenient. No more coming home, crashing, then having to set up a full meal while checking to make sure you got all your micronutrients. You just program all that shit on your day off and come home to a full hot meal at any time.

You get all these characters whining about how “Awwwwwww but it’s not a REAL meal with REAL cooking and people taking REAL time to make these things” hon you want that you can take the time to MAKE IT YOURSELF while the rest of us enjoy meals on demand cause we actually know what it’s like to not have that option. Young people are so ungrateful these days.

#star trek #i see characters in star trek whining about replicators and i feel like a farmer seeing a kid talking about how great subsistence farming is #i'd like to see how enthusiastic you are when you have to actually do this as a part of life and not just a fun hobby #i'll be over here enjoying my twenty wildly different meals with tracked nutrients secretly embedded

[branwendaughterofllyr]

Every time the Ballerina farm discourses comes by, it sends shivers down my spine. For like personal reasons.

#I actually do harbour the dream of having a hobby farm one day #but then when I mention this to my father who actually grew up on a farm he gets a thousand yard stare and little annoyed with me #like the 35k oven and the ten kids are just….. #idk my dad doesn’t talk about his childhood bc it was so miserable #I literally just found out this year that my grandmother would hide her kids from CPS in the woods bc homeschooling was illegal then #and to be clear I hundred percent believe my dad and his siblings should have been in actual school #I found a newspaper clipping of an interview my dad #and he mentions his family having to choose between heating and food and that Michigan winters got pretty damn cold #and food is such a big deal in our house bc he literally never got enough to eat as a kid #anyway #this is me saying that the Ballerina Farm family and their gobs of money playing at being farmers really creeps me out

[oca-rinn-a]

generally, breeding nonhuman animals for the enjoyment of humans should stop.

#animal agriculture #pet breeders #animal rights #animal welfare #vegan #farmers #like yes if humans f'd up a population and are trying to fix it thru conservation efforts #fine sure #but for food? #for pets? #for testing? #nah #still unsure how i feel about hobbies like breeding insects/spiders #it's the artificial insemination of livestock for me #or the breeding of cats and dogs when shelters are literally full of them #every time u go and buy 'the exact dog u want' a dog gets euthanized in a shelter #rescue #shelter first #adopt #adoption > breeding #that last one applies to humans too

[mc-260627]

Filling out bios and immediately getting reminded why I don't do it once I hit likes and dislikes and have to resort to lists and generators that you can tell were made by a teenager and are completely unhelpful to the 40yr old man I am trying to write

#mort.txt #its either not being able locate words or the constant feeling that your just repeating simple facts #“this is farmer john he likes gardening' we know he does. he lives on a farm. his name is farmer john. on account of the farming. #which is a synonym of gardening. #“he also plays the banjo' these are hobbies. hey. hey theses are hobbies we have a separate dedicated text field for this. #“he likes it when it rains and doesn't like when its cold” we literally running out of concepts

[skeletonpandas]

Sometimes I short circuit and just cease to be a functioning person. Im happier now that I accept that I just cease functioning.

I have decided to just watch all the cutscenes for Diablo 5.

The frogs say

Farmers Almanac is wrong.

#livingmybestlife #mental health #wellness #happiness #trash wizard #reading #books #frogs #animals #nature #spring #farmers almanac #Diablo 5 #video games #hobbies and past times

[vahanians]

dude. i forgot how much i love decorating houses in the sims..

#started yet another save file this time with the interior decorator career #will go back to my stem girlie slash hobby farmer file #but first…must build this loft…

[forestduck]

Mar 18, 2019

#pinterest #nature #beautiful #pretty #offgrid #wanderlust #aesthetic #cottagecore #chicken #poultry #rooster #farm #farm house #farmcore #farming #hobby farm #farmhouse #farmer #farm life #countryside #barn

[snoozaga]

Why dont you get your own stupid prismatic jelly rasmodius if youre such a great wizard 😒

#stardew #you know im a FARMER right the mines are like a hobby to me

[pondering-gales-left-orb]

Guess what people stardew valley won over productivity today again

#and i say productivity but i mean doing other hobbies #in my days off i only do hobbies u cannot get me to do anything els no matter how hard you plead and belive me my boss tried #she lost a client because she tried to guilt trip me into working on my days off instead of finding anyone els to do it and bitch no amount #of guilt tripping will stop me from playing my little farmer and my bg3 paladin in short : Rot #<- me to my boss

[jackinalex]

I love seeing Alex but not on the farm 😂

If I have to see him on the farm, I’d rather never see him again.

#fuck that hobby farm #the overalls aren’t even worth it #and I won’t like the fake cowboy shit is SO goddamn annoying as someone who lives in the south!!! #im so over it y’all please find a new trope #I live in the biggest farming area in the entire state of arkansas and farmers y’all are fucking not #kalina answers #Alex #lg

[samuraisharkie]

Going on record to say I can’t stand scoutandcompany *bracing for impact*

#I’m WAITING for someone to see this and try and dogpile me #idk what it is abt scout and their followers but they SCOUR for ‘hate’ #anyway. stop talking about animal care you have no experience or knowledge abt and making blanket statements #when you know full well your influence and the way ppl hang on ur every word #‘the rabbit people’ are actual farmers that deal with livestock as more than just a hobby. sometimes it’s ugly work dude. #if you can’t handle it just fuckin say so but that doesn’t mean you side eye the people who CAN #*cough* instead of letting upwards of 20 sale barn calves die in ur arms bc you couldn’t cull them when they got too far*cough* #that’s all I’m gonna say bc I know some keyboard warrior is gonna swoop in and try a ‘gotcha’ or some shit #but I really. don’t think scout should be talking w any kind of authority considering their situation #I don’t think they’re a bad person. I do think they’re full of themselves and on a power trip though #you can’t be a bleeding heart and be a farmer. you can’t do it. in order to keep livestock you have to get used to death #that doesn’t mean you can’t be SAD abt it but like. it has to be done and it’s not always bc of being a runt or whatever #and like ppl have said I 100% get not wanting to do so for calves when birth is such an ordeal for cows and they only have one or two #but that means you don’t have any authority to speak on nestbox culling in general so like. don’t lol

[pecandarosa]

The First Time Homesteader by Jessica Sowards

The First Time Homesteader by Jessica Sowards

The First Time Homesteader by Jessica Sowards is a non-fiction book by the immensely popular Jess from Roots and Refuge Farm on social media. It is her second book but the first one from her for me. When I heard about the book, I admit I was super concerned that the book would be ghost written but promoted heavily by Jess. I received an Advanced Readers Copy from NetGalley for review and I…

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#book review #dairy cow #hobby farm #Homestead #independent farmer #Invest in Yourself #Jessica Sowards #NetGalley #physical book #Roots and Refuge Farm #small farm #The First Time Homesteader #urban farm #waiting room classroom

[blankerthought]

here’s my personal pipeline to c and cc dream stan

#lo's stuff #also this comes from that post about how ppl who haven't read/ watched mdsz/the untamed tend to think wwx is 2 diff ppl #one a himbo potato farmer and the necromantic evil guy #and then op said ''it's fine tho i support my son in his hobbies'' and my brain chemistry changed #bc that's the funniest fucking shit

[mortalmab]

“Stop idolizing the grind and start idolizing”

Babygirl, none of us idolize the grind

#millennial culture is wishing we had the space to become hobby farmers #the grind #the burnout is real