ust bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I would've bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet
Sometimes I get drunk, and I forget what day it is
I wish that I was skinnier, but I love sandwiches
One time, I tried to burn sage to clear the vibe
But the smoke alarm went off, and my ex-girl cried
She cried for a bunch of other reasons, I
(I'm never going back to Four Seasons)
I wish that I was friends with Drake
So I can dig through his trash and have a yard sale today
Damn, I wish my name wasn't Frank
Fuck, I wish it was Blake
I learned a lot from my dad
Like how to yell a lot and make a car go fast
I wish that I was in the league
I'm a number one pick with two bad knees, go
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
We're both pretty reliable
But got in a couple accidents
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I would've bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I would've bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet
What's the point of being cool?
Cut your hair and get a job like the rest of us do
Don't play guitar in the park and just sit
If I hear another G chord I'm breaking your shit
Nothing like a Subaru Crosstrek
Suspension soft as a cute little baby neck
My clique orders club salads
And look like they all sing ballads
I could've bought a Lambo happily
But the insurance is high and I kind of want a family
Why does dad have a Lambo?
He was insecure about himself son, let it go
Nothing like fighting another man
'Cause he cut me off in traffic, and my morning started bad
I'm glad that his kids got to see
That his dad's a giant prick and that he got what he needs
Nothin' like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek
Life is an abyss half-filled with sadness
My ex-girl's grandpa invented pinball
He had a lot of time on his hands, uh
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I would've bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I would've bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I would've bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I would've bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet
Haha, hey guys
Have you heard about the new Subaru Crosstrek with the new suspension package?
If you buy one you'll be riding smooth in no time
It also came with a trailer hitch, but
It's only 4-cylinder so you probably shouldn't tow anything
My dad said that messes up the transmission
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music the demon brothers listen to
ch: lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, belphegor
cw: none
a/n: i started out thinking about what music lucifer would listen to and then it kind of escalated. also, i want to start writing more fic type of posts in the future. if anyone is reading this, could you comment (or anon ask, idm) if you'd be interested in reading that or if you prefer more chill, bite sized posts? thank you mwah
lucifer
everything. i hc that, since he was the angel of music, he finds beauty in every single song, no matter how niche or out of character it may seem. he prefers some jazz, folk or rnb though, since he uses music to relax. chet baker enthusiast. sza superfan. he listens to frank ocean when he's deep in his feels.
mammon
also a sza and frank ocean fan, though he doesn't prefer them. he wants louder and faster music, something that can distract him and keep his mind occupied. biggest fan of rap and hip hop sounds in the house – any language, any kind. he loves megan thee stallion though, claims he's her biggest fan.
leviathan
expected but yeah. vocaloid. anime ops. memes. kpop. jpop. game osts and bgms. he wants his music as full and stimulating as possible. probably unironically listens to 100 gecs. top spotify genres are kpop, jpop, kpop girl group and hyperpop. internet music. ascends every time the living tombstone come up in his playlist.
satan
very very specific about the music he listens to. it's either 2010s emo pop punk leaning metal (on rare occasions), or the softest, calmest songs ever. he has a lofi playlist on every time he reads. doodie, clairo, samsa, mxmtoon, some hobo johnson here and there. they help him stay calm. i can also see him listening to some ballads since levi is into kpop, but not always.
asmodeus
that's the metal brother. you know those memes with the dude from american psycho listening in on his headphones and it's the most bubbly pop sounding music playing? asmo is that but reversed. loves screamo. loves some hard bass. will not headbang cause he spent 40 minutes on his hair but he will scream. other than that, western pop music. is it, truly, too late now to say sorry?
beelzebub
everything, but not in the way lucifer listens to everything. following the theme of my beelzebub character study, he just absorbs the media his brothers recommend. if he hears asmo blast sabaton from the other room, you bet he'll be listening to the same song while working out. if levi recommends a new anime op, he's adding it to his playlist. if he had to choose, though, it'd be softer tunes, kind of a mix of satan's and lucifer's preferences.
belphegor
look at that demon's face and tell me he doesn't listen to green day. I'm thinking either 2000s punk rock OR show tunes. musicals. he had a hamilton phase. for a couple years his playlist would go from the helpless to creep in an instant. didn't even care, didn't even bat an eye. i think he also pays attention to the lyrics a lot. any song about corrupted systems and dystopian realities is instantly added to his spotify.
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