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illogicallyinclined · 6 months
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Trick or treat! :]
a treat c: have some Aces
for Halloween, the team will usually have at least one practice (some time in late October) where they scrimmage in costume
every year, Virgil drags his ass to TJ Maxx to select one (1) new Halloween decoration to add to his collection
speaking of Halloween decorations, Remy and Emile always make sure to decorate their apartment prior to the Annual Team Brunch; (it's always v tasteful. Logan points out that the decorations seem to be inspired by the classic Romantic genre, perhaps by the works of Edgar Allen Poe, and Remy fondly calls him a Huge Nerd)
Patton cannot man the door when kids come by trick-or-treating because he always gets suckered into giving out Way Too Much candy
(once, a child that was trick-or-treating at Patton's apartment while Patton was dressed as Rapunzel told him that he was the "prettiest princess [she had] ever seen", and he literally dumped the entire bucket of candy directly into her bag. the team has not let him live it down.)
the team hosts a 2 Sentence Horror Story competition every year (with a plethora of superlatives that the team can vote on at the Annual Halloween Party); it's incredibly fun because there always ends up being a mix of earnest, disturbing stories and the dumbest stories that a human being could have possibly conceived
during October, the team plans out one night a week to meet at someone's dorm/apartment late at night and share scary stories (either self-written or found scouring the web)
the team, predictably, is wildly split on whether Candy Corn is a Valid Halloween Treat or an Active Affront to Nature
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ddejavvu · 10 months
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having a fwb + mutual pinning situation with hockey!remus and wearing the jersey of one of his teammates instead of his ends with him fucking you in the locker room in his jersey and officially asking you out? 😵‍💫
today is multiverse monday, send me any au you can think of! :)
this post is 18+, minors dni.
Remus is usually energized after a game, but nothing like this. You hear the ripping of a seam as he yanks at the jersey you're wearing, and you gasp as your back hits the smooth metal of the lockers.
"Remus!" You gasp, a startlingly large wave of pleasure rolling through you as his lips attach immediately to his neck, "What- are you insane?"
"You're wearing someone else's jersey," He pants, struggling to shed his own in his moment of adrenaline, "That's not fuckin' fair. Not when we do this after every game."
"Last time I checked, I wasn't your girlfriend," You scoff, but when he maneuvers you up and away from the lockers behind you to fit his jersey over your head, you don't protest.
"That's 'cause I was going to ask you tonight," He gripes, annoyance still seeping into his voice as he crowds you back against the wall behind you. His lips hover mere inches away from your own and you sigh shakily, hopefully as he stares into your eyes, his nose brushing yours.
"Be m'girlfriend?" He asks, less grandiose than you'd have imagined, but sincere all the same. You can't bite back a grin for long, and you nod causing your noses to rub together in a sweet, intimate gesture.
"Yeah," You breathe, "I'd like that, Remus."
"Good," He laughs, somewhat sheepish now, "I was hoping you'd say yes. Keep this," He tugs at the hem of his own jersey, "S'yours now, dove. And don't ever let me catch you in anyone else's again, m'kay?"
"Okay," You nod, still breathless from the feeling of his lips on your neck as you watch him chuck the ruined jersey into the bin, "Okay, Rem, I promise I won't."
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matchingbatbites · 1 year
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Has anyone done a Hockey AU where Steve and Eddie are on rival teams and rag on each other constantly but they always pair up as brawl buddies?
Like whenever a fight breaks out they ignore everyone else and immediately go to find the other and spend however long just holding each other and chatting while the fighters cool off.
People use that as 'proof' that they're secretly friends, that the rivalry is faked for publicity, and they're half right. The only thing wrong is that they're not secretly friends, they're actually married.
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hajiberry · 2 years
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FIRST DATE + COLLEGE HOCKEY! EREN
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you two have lowkey been dating for like almost two months before you go on your first official date
with his hockey schedule, it’s hard to make time for a nice sit-down date like he wants to take you on
but when he finally plans yalls first official date it’s ridiculous
he brings you flowers ( because you told him to.)
takes you to a nice restaurant and uses his fake id to buy wine
acts like this is the first time you guys have ever talked in your entire life
“So tell me about yourself, what’s your major?”
“you know my major”
“how would I know that?”
acts like that for a good 15 minutes
looks at the menu for all of two seconds before going
“this shit is so fancy I can’t even read it”
accidentally orders a 200-dollar steak
“i guess my dads paying for dinner tonight”
“that’s not really something you say on a first date”
“cmon you already know you like me”
his personal goal was to not bring up hockey
almost passed but evidently failed because one of his teammates texted him the score of a game going on
“honestly I don’t really care about this game but kinda hope northeastern wins because then we play them next week and they’ll be way easier to beat”
“I thought you weren’t bringing up hockey tonight”
🫢
he’s literally so embarrassing because why is he complaining while y’all are still at the restaurant
“okay if I’m paying 200 bucks for a fucking steak it better be the best shit I’ve ever tasted but I could grill something better at home”
“talk a little louder why don’t you”
“just saying”
despite his griping and groaning he practically licks his plate
takes you on a walk around the city afterward
you guys walk by one of those outdoor skating rinks and he just looks at you
“seriously?”
“i didn’t say anything”,
“you didn’t have to cmon”, he’s practically jumping up and down like a little kid
such a show off on the ice
like it’s embarrassing
but also cute
after he’s done literally skating circles around you he decides to be nice and hold your hand
“if this is gonna last you have to get better on the ice”
“I’ll keep that in mind”- 🙄
the evening ends with him driving you home
he kisses you because again this is definitely not your actual first date
doesn’t come in tho cause he has early practice
“let’s do this again sometime”, he mumbles against your lips
as he goes in for another kiss his phone starts ringing
definitely, his dad pissed off about the almost 400 dollar charge billed to his credit card
so his dad screaming on the other line is how your first, not first date with eren ends
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a/n: this took me so long to write aaah!! Hope y’all enjoy!!
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larsnicklas · 4 months
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[231229 CAN VS. SWE] canada's mathis rousseau makes a ten-bell save to rob sweden's liam öhgren (min); noted swedish goalie and hall of famer henrik lundqvist is impressed
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lexithwrites · 3 months
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marauders ice hockey headcanons i have and need to get off my chest:
James is the youngest on the team and was drafted last for his team, his dream is to eventually get drafted into NHL if he's lucky
When Sirius was first drafted he insisted Remus be drafted to and refused to join until Remus was
Remus became their designated team goalie after one match as he wasn't afraid to injure himself to keep the other team from scoring
Barty has been on time out the most out of everyone and is the most aggressive on the team
Marlene and Evan are both the fastest players and typically team up on whoever has the puck on the opposite team to fuck with them
James is by far the strongest and has flipped someone on the ice before—on accident, sort of
Their team colours are black and red
Marlene tends to get a lot of shit for being the only girl but not only do the boys stand up for her when this happens, but she has been known to get very physical with anyone twice her size or not for talking shit
Their after parties when they win are INSANE
James was a bit of a player the first couple years of playing since their University was very proud and supportive of their team, but then he met Regulus and he immediately forgot anyone else he had been seeing
Frank Longbottom is the team captain
Their jersey numbers are: Sirius - 17, Marlene - 24, James - 13, Evan - 21, Remus - 33, Barty - 69 (obviously)
Sirius was trained in figure skating before ice hockey, as was Regulus, so his warm ups tend to be spins and speeding round the rink
The fights usually start because someone has hit or tackled Remus and the entire team will turn on that other player if this happens
Speaking of, Sirius has targeted players for hitting Remus in the past
James always blows a kiss to Regulus before a match
Marlene has Dorcas' lucky number as her jersey number
Evan is the best at skidding on the ice to stop
Barty tends to skid a lot on the ice to tackle people
Barty has also lost a tooth to a fight on the ice—he was proud of it
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harlowhockeystick · 11 months
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vibrator anon here-
nolan holding her legs down when they start shaking because he’s just drawn two orgasms out of her and now he’s going for a third…
nolan mouthing at her clit over her panties just to see her squirm because it’s so good but it just isn’t enough.
bonus points if they’re at a dinner party or hanging out with friends and princess has to put herself back together like nolan didn’t just take her apart in the bathroom so they don’t suspect anything
this is so- yes.
nolan held the vibrator up to her aching pussy for what felt like hours to her, though it had only been just a few minutes. he held it there, moving it in circles occasionally making her gasp for air. he placed gentle kisses along her inner thighs and around her hips as he had his left arm wrapped around her thigh, keeping her legs spread. nolan got at least two orgasms out of her with the vibrator before he let her have a little bit of a break. she laid there on the bed, her dress bunched up at her waist, his hands playing with her breasts over the material of the baby pink sun dress she wore today. her cunt was still vibrating even though there was no toy playing with it, and nolan just couldn't help himself. he dove straight in without warning, placing thick kisses to her folds and his tongue started tracing all over, gathering up her sweet honey on his tongue for him to taste the rest of the day. he allowed her to close her thighs around his head while he pulled her dress down enough to expose her tits to the cool air of the air conditioned bedroom. nolans tongue roamed all over her cunt, eventually his lips wrapped around her clit and he sucked on it mercilessly, making her close her thighs around his head so tight his ears rang just a little bit. he loved it when she did that. he pinched her nipples while she came for a third time, this time on his tongue. he lapped everything she poured out onto his tongue. nolan let go of her boobs and she let go of his head with her thighs. he kissed a trail up her body, eventually attaching his lips to hers. he placed his hand on the side of her head while he kissed her deeply, her hands were tangled in his hair. she played with the drawstring on his shorts, pulling them down just enough to where she could feel his hard on through his briefs. he pulled apart to kiss on her neck, threatening to leave love bites there. he started to grind into her through his clothed erection, aching to get some relief. as soon as she ran her hands underneath his shirt over his muscles, he knew they were going to be in for a long afternoon.
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hab-a-nice-day · 21 days
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—Little Juraj Slafkovský, now #20 with the Montreal Canadiens, with HC Košice (left) and with Montreal Canadiens' Hockey School (Summer 2014; right)
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3rdmeasurement · 3 months
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paulkariyas · 9 months
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↪ 07/31/2023 ― mika ( summer/off-season )
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extraliga-related · 12 days
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After conceding three straight games against Sparta, Třinec's season was already on the verge of being over. Then they came back.
Down by one in the third period of game 6, Voženílek equalizes in the literal last possible second of regulation (59:59.8) and pushes not just the game but also the series into overtime.
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illogicallyinclined · 11 months
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my parasocial relationship with logan crofter is the best. like. we’re besties, he just doesn’t know it yet.
anon, you understand me. please enjoy more of Our Boy
Logan doesn't interact with fans too often on Twitter, partly because there are soso many (holy mother of god), but also because half the time he cannot understand What the Hell They Are Saying; (Twitter user crxfterkiss14: i want to put Logan Crofter in the microwave; Logan, confused and concerned: Please don't)
i've mentioned it before, but Logan -- when feeling lighthearted and lucid enough -- occasionally sends memes pertaining to his own concussion to the Aces group chat in an attempt to make his teammates feel better. for instance
Logan: me, talking to the lights in my own apartment:
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sometimes, on long bus rides, Logan will crack out a Sudoku book to pass the time; his teammates make fun of him for his Old Man habits, but he just fires back that it's not his fault half of them can't count to 9
Logan is straight-up obsessed with those really long YouTube essays about obscure topics
Logan loves rhythm games; man is a PRO at them
Logan's Charming Boy vibes are so fucking incredibly powerful that most of his teammates' parents are ready to throw down for him within minutes of meeting him for the first time; (shame his own parents aren't the same)
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ddejavvu · 1 year
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hockey!au James Potter fucking you, the coach’s daughter literally minutes before a game. Coach freaking out wonder where his star player is only to have him eventually burst in with a shit grin on his face and more enthusiasm than ever because you promised him second and maybe even third helpings if he wins. Meanwhile coach is just happy his team is doing so good and his daughter actually shows up for games.
today is multiverse monday! send me any au you can think of :)
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"Evening, lads," James bursts through the door of the locker room sounding more like a coach than a player, "Ready to beat their asses?"
"Potter," The coach huffs, a sigh of relief reverberating around the room that's shared by his team members, "Where have you been? Game starts in two minutes."
"I was takin' a shit," James fibs, stuffing his shoulder pads over his frame and wrestling with their ties, "My mum always said if you have to go..."
"Bullshit," Sirius uses his shin to knock into James instead of kicking him, seeing as his skate would slice the boy up, "I checked the bathrooms."
"Well y'didn't check the one I was in," James grins, "Trust me, you'd have known, I was loud."
Remus's nose wrinkles at the boy's unwanted level of detail, turning away and leaving Sirius to help James rush into his jersey. He takes a fistful of the material, bunching it in his glove and yanking James forwards. He watches the coach over the boy's shoulder, then glares at James, "Spill. Where were you really?"
"Girl's bathroom," James clarifies, "Coach's daughter says I can go another round if we win, two more if I score three times."
"Hat trick," Sirius snorts, releasing his hold on James's jersey to clap him on the back, ushering him towards the door where the others are waiting in a line, "What do I get if I score three times?"
"A bunch'a hats, I suppose." James reasons, and Sirius lunges for him to push him out on the ice, the crowd roaring as the two playfully shove at each other, "Only I get a slap shot from the blue line, mate."
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swifty-fox · 25 days
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Closeup of Buckys custom helmet featuring WWII Memorial stamp, his jersey number, a B-17, an air force wwii propaganda poster and then bomber shark teeth
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puckingdisaster · 21 days
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Michael Raffl via Lausanne HC
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blueeyeddarkknight · 1 year
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Val kilmer on the set of at first sight😻🏒⛸️😇 (or iceman skating😏🧊❄️)
Source : Val's fb
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