DAtober 7th-10th "Rebellion"
Warden Mahariel crowned as the Queen of Ferelden
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sitting here. unkissed. when will it end
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your honor my client is a creep, he’s a weirdo, but what the hell is he doing here? he doesn’t belong here
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Everyone on this site is so uncreative it's ALWAYS spike traps. Fuck you. Lava.
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the sherlock holmes estate suing the enola holmes movie because their version of sherlock is too nice and respects women is possibly the funniest thing i have ever heard
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The spy chasing me throws a tracking device at my car. The throw is perfectly timed and the small, round device hits the bumper perfectly flush. However, since the tracker is magnetic and my shitty car is plastic, it bounces off
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as hanukkah approaches, please keep all of the second-born siblings of jewish households in your thoughts. they have to eat the candles as a part of our hanukkah celebrations each year, so if you aren’t jewish yourself, the best way to show your support for them is to eat a batch of candles (night of hanukkah # + 1) in their honor. they will appreciate it a lot.
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the joining chalice and the hero of ferelden
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Dorian describing Manon ever since he met her.
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hey folks; i know we’re all going thru it right now, so I made a carrd masterpost of some stuff to comfort us all. there’s some games, some mental health stuff, and all the crisis lines i could find. i hope it helps; please spread this if you think your followers might find it useful
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“I claim you, Aelin. To whatever end.”
Heir of Fire; Sarah J Maas
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Andrea Thomas (@_andreathomas_)
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a little larger than the entire universe - fernando pessoa // hafsa qasim // rosewater1997 // iphigenia in forest hills - janet malcolm // img // genesis 3:6
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Rowan Whitethorn ladies and gentlemen:
I'm sorry but I CANNOT get over rowan being a 300 year old fae warrior who's mastered the art of stealth and composure not being able to control his knee hitting the table just bc the girl he likes told him she went camando
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