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eggdues-voice · 2 years
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i hope you enjoy this one too! nd i added a little thing at the end..
ALSO! im not taking anymore requests today, three is my limit, don’t wana overwork myself!
but still, thanks for all teh suppour!
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littlegeecko · 1 year
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TrickHank/ Hank x Tricky and HoffJeb/ Hoffnar x Jebediah old doodles!!!
Originally posted on twitter
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arisunakayama · 1 year
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MADNESS COMBAT X READER MASTERLIST
All readers except in “Pandora’s Box” will be gender neutral until specified.
What I will do:
Gore
Smut
ReaderXCanonXCanon
Angst
Platonic/Familial underage (AND ONLY PLATONIC/FAMILIAL)
What I will NOT do
Underage
Any weird or gross fetish
CanonXCanon (Sorry, this is a reader masterlist for a reason. Maybe some other time.)
List may continue as time goes on
Hank J Wimbleton
Main 4 who’s S/O knits during their downtime
Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O
Hank with an S/O who’s a Physiatrist
Yandere!Hank X Reader X Tsun!2BDamned
Main 4 with an S/O who has insane reflex/intuition
Main Four with a really Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O
Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader
2BDamned
Main 4 who’s S/O knits during their downtime
Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O
Yandere!Hank X Reader X Tsun!2BDamned
Main 4 with an S/O who has insane reflex/intuition
Main Four with a really Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O
Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader
Deimos
Main 4 who’s S/O knits during their downtime
Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O
Deimos w/ VampireGang!S/O
Main 4 with an S/O who has insane reflex/intuition
Main Four with a really Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O
Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader
Sanford
Main 4 who’s S/O knits during their downtime
Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O
Main 4 with an S/O who has insane reflex/intuition
Main Four with a really Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O
Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader
Sanford with a Younger Brother
Phobos
I Don’t Believe In Gods
Infuriating
Dating Phobos Headcanons
Auditor
What dating The Auditor would be like
Tricky/Dr. Hoffnar
Dr. Hoffnar with his S/O Headcannon
Please Believe Me!
Fluffy!Main Four + Tricky X Reader
Tricky X Mime!Reader
Jebediah Christoff/Jebus
Coming soon
Pandora’s Box
Main 4 meeting AgencyFounder!S/O
I Don’t Believe In Gods
Main Four with a Sweet/Generous Convenience Store/CEO! S/O
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idyat · 1 year
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Madness combat requests idfk
Requests: Open
Since I'm currently STARVING for madcom x reader content (*cough*Deimos*cough*) I have decided to take matters into my own hands
Masterlist
I'll do drawings, headcanons, oneshots, alphabets and multiple parts stories but don't expect these to be good OR quickly done since this is my first time and I am the queen of procrastination
What I will do
•Fluff
•Platonic
•Crack/shitpost
•Heavy angst
•Gore, blood
•Suggestive
•Gendered readers IF their gender is relevant to the story
What I won't do
•P*dophilia, inc*st, toxic/abusive relationships, r*pe, etc
•Transphobia, homophobia, racism, sexism, etc
•Explicit smut
What I'll TRY to do
•AU's
•Polyamory
•Mental or physical conditions
Characters I won't write for (everyone else is probably valid)
•ROMP.FLA
•OC's
Arena Mode Characters I'll write/draw for:
Since I just started watching arena mode gameplay, the list of characters I will write or draw for it will grow over time as I discover them (once the list's dissapeared, it means every arena character is available)
Chopper Dave (please request for him)
Quartermaster Bert
Skinner M.D
Bossman
Chef Pava
Player (however they would be quite hard to write for so if you can give as many precisions as possible in the request that would be lovely)
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snakeguy999 · 3 years
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Madness combat doodle dump
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outhereinnevada · 3 years
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Bro can i get uhhhhhhhh fricking angst with hoffnar as hes becoming tricky and y/n trying to help him? You can decide what happens when he becomes tricky
Oh boy, time for the angsty tears to come rollin' down. TO VALHALLA!
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Disaster in the Making - Hoffnar/Tricky x Reader
"Hoffnar, are you sure this is a good idea?"
"Don't worry my dear, I'm sure this will work...I'm sure of it."
Dr. Hoffnar was testing new theories and practices to make his masterpiece, the Improbability Drive. You were his assistant and had grown particularly fond of him of the past few years working with him.
"I just don't think we should be messing with reality and playing god like this. This is could lead to disaster."
"You worry too much s/o! With the right calculations, this device will be completely safe to use."
Your worried expression lightened a little, Hoffnar took your hand into his as a sign of reassurance. You sighed.
"If you're sure dear, then I'll trust you. You've proven to me and Christoff time and time again that your genius always pulls through in the end."
If only that were true to this case.
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"HOFFNAR!"
The facility was in shambles, the walls and ceiling were collapsing. A recent experiment with the Improbability Drive had gone horribly wrong.
You had volunteered to test it out for them. They had managed to find a way to get into The Other Place without dying. With a safety harness strapped around you, you started exploring The Other Place when suddenly the lab was raided by Nexus Agents, a stray bullet hit the pulley wire that was meant to bring you back and it left you stranded in The Other Place.
"S/O!"
He tried to do everything he could to reel you back in, but it was too late. You were gone, as the power shutdown to put the facility in lockdown, the entrance to The Other Place closed.
Once the Nexus Agents were dealt with, Hoffnar dropped to his knees in disbelief. The love of his life was gone, never to return. Christoff attempt to comfort him, but nothing could ever replace you.
Meanwhile in The Other Place, you had eventually landed in the side of Hell, you tried looking for a way out, but it was fruitless. You had spent many years in Hell at this point though it only felt like a few months.
Surviving off mere scraps, you wandered for ages before coming upon a bright red, glowing wall. It was lightly cracked, you slammed your fist against it with a satisfactory result. Continuing to break the wall, you made a sizable hole that you could fit through.
"Finally, I'm able to get out of this place."
The injuries you sustained wandering through Hell started to ache a bit as you went through the hole in the wall.
Getting through to the other side, you faceplanted onto a cold lab floor, the clatter of your bag full of weapons and food caught the attention of a certain someone still inside the facility.
"Hello? Who's there?"
Quick footsteps were heard coming down the halls before the rusted metal door opened to reveal a very dishevelled Hoffnar in...a clown costume?
"s/o? Is that...really you?"
His voice was incredibly unsteady, going from high-pitched to the normal voice you knew.
"Hoffnar..."
You got up quickly and embraced him, you'd waited so long to see him again. His arms hesitantly but surely wrapped around you as well.
"I-I can't believe it, you're...alive. After all these years s/o."
"Years? How long have I been gone for?"
He looked you in the eyes before sighing.
"Too long my dear...too long...Me and Christoff thought you weren't ever gonna come back."
The tears threatened to fall from his eyes, you gently brushed them away with your hand.
"Oh Hoffnar, every waking moment I was in there, I thought of you. I'm not leaving you again."
You took his hand into yours as a sign of reassurance, just like he did years ago. He led you out of the lab and to his home, a small but functioning house.
When you were walking to the house with him, you couldn't help but notice the occasional shaking from him.
"Hoffnar, are you alright dear? You're shaking a little."
He flinched, he really didn't want to tell you, but alas, he gave in.
"The Improbability Drive. I-I put a portable version of it that I made into me. I thought I had died, but it brought me back."
You clutched Hoffnar's hand tighter and brought him closer to you.
"It's fine, as long as you're here, I don't care. Just know that I'm here to help you Hoffnar."
His heart fluttered knowing you were there to support him, but at the same time he could feel his mind slowly slipping away.
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The time you had spent with Hoffnar, you had noticed overtime that he would crack a lot more jokes around you and just generally be really playful at times.
He started to get really into the clown getup, hell, he even started make his own little performances with the stagename "Tricky" around Nevada. You came along to a few of those, you enjoyed them. If he was happy, so were you.
He eventually dropped his old name and stuck with Tricky and decided to go with his trademark clown voice, though you would still call him Hoffnar if things were serious.
He started to become a little distant when he was called in by the Sheriff to try and take of the problem with a certain individual. Hank J. Wimbleton. The massive killing spree Hank was on caught the attention of the Sheriff who called upon certain people to try and take Hank down, Tricky was one of them.
"Don't worry s/o! I'll return, no problem!"
You smiled at his cheerful expression and waved farewell to the clown.
"Come home safe Tricky! I'll be eagerly awaiting your return!"
It had been a couple of days now and Tricky still hadn't come home, your anxiety ate at you. Did he kill Hank like he was tasked to? Did he die? You couldn't handle the thought of your significant other perishing, but he had the Improbability Drive, surely he would be fine.
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You noticed that the sky got incredibly dark after a couple days, no sun, just a glaring red horizon.
You sat wrapped in a blanket on the couch when you heard the door open, you quickly turned to see who it was. Your heart dropped, it was Tricky, but his skin was a rotten green colour, he wore a mask over his face, a bloody stop sign rested in his hand, if you looked close enough, you could see his exposed jaw.
"Tricky? Wh-What happened to you?"
He looked to floor in disgust and shame.
"Clown couldn't beat Hank, ended up becoming a zombie, but Clown is eager for another fight!"
His entire body was shaking and he spoke in third person all of a sudden, you figured this had something to do with the Improbability Drive.
"Tricky, for now, Let's just rest. I missed you and I don't want to lose you again..."
The undead clown sat down with you and tried to keep himself as still as possible. He held you gently, nuzzling into you.
"Clown will not let you be alone again...That is a promise."
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I choked up a few times while writing this. Hope this satisfies your angst desire anon!
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bluecloudious · 3 years
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Classic MadCom shipnames:
Tricky x Hank: Hancky, Trink
Hank x 2bdamned: Hamned, Haed, 2bnk
Auditor x Hank: Aunk, Audink, Haor
Sanford x Deimos: Derd, Deird, Saos
Sanford x Hank: Sank, Hard
Deimos x Hank: Denk, Haos
Hank x Deimos x Sanford: Haimrd, Sadeha, Sanosk
Hoffnar x Christoff: Hofftoff, Hoff, Char
Tricky x Jebus: Trius, Jecky
And as a bonus-
Skittles x Sheriff: Shittles, Skiff
Deimos x Jebus: Deus, Deibus, Jeos
Auditor x Sheriff: Shetor, Auff, Shor
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cheyningdiamond · 3 years
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Hoffnar x Christoff fluff please👉👈there is so little Hoffnar x Christoff content🧍‍♂️
A Day Off In Bed
Hoffnar and Christoff laid in bed, cuddling each other. Christoff was laying against Hoffnar with his head on his belly. He was snuggling onto him and letting out soft purrs. Hoffnar couldn't help but smile and giggle softly. "Christoff, what are you doing?" "Mnn, tired... Tummy soft..."
"Naaww, but that's what pillows are for. But, I'm not complaining." The small, chubby male put his hand on Christoff's head. It was so nice finally getting a week off after working non-stop for 5 months. Phobos decided to actually give them some time to relax together, but definitely teased the two about spending time together. Even though they were married now. "Christoff?" "Yes, my love?" "Why do you think Phobos didn't come to our wedding?" Christoff looked up at him, then scoffed softly. "Because he's a dick? Frankly, I'm glad he didn't show up. He would've ruined the wedding." "Why do you hate him so much?" "Oh I've got a list... He's always so high and mighty on his high horse, thinking he's soooo royal. He treats us like crap, even you. You had to fight tooth and nail to get him to even give us the week off." Hoffnar scratched his own chin. "I guess... I didn't really think he was that bad. A bit brash sure, but... I dunno." "Sweetheart... You sorta can't really see it, because he's your boss." "Isn't he yours, too?" The smaller husband laughed. Christoff rolled his eyes with a smirk. "I've known him for much longer... I've put up for his bullshit longer than you've been here." Hoffnar pouted. "Are you saying I'm naive?" "Er... A-A tad. But, I don't mean that in a bad way." Hoffnar decided to be playful about this. "And here I thought Jebediah Christoff was just like me... But alas, he is still the smarter one." "Ahh don't give me that crap." Jeb smirked, gently pinching Hoffnar's sides. This caused him to squeal and kick. "N-Noohooo! Evil!" "Still just as adorable as ever..." "Sh-Shush! You're more adorable!" "Nope. Not scientifically possible." He slid his hands under Hoffnar's sweater and attacked, making him arch his back and cackle. "Oh, that's it...!" Hoffnar grabbed Christoff's wrists and pinned him down, getting him back. That morning ended off with two grown men laughing and kissing each other.
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sawyer-da-homo · 3 years
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drew this in class like i always do. my polyam self ships hank x deimos x sanford and christoff x hoffnar x crackpot :// sobs
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sad-boy-hank · 2 years
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Kso, [tucks hair behind ear] because i might be simping for an 8ft roided out humanization of mr. clean's dead grey ballsack (Mr. X). I'm just gonna ramble ab an resident evil mpn au real quick (I've only played 1 through 5 bare with me I Want to kiss vamp lady but im broke);
aahw starts out as a pharmaceutical company that decides they should prepare and strengthen the subject vessels before stuffing the s3lf energies back in but this ends up with rapidly mutating zeds roaming nevada. Phobos just sees it as potential personal bonuses for when he finally figures out how to apply it to Gestalt but without his crimes against grunt morality coming to bite him in the ass.
I don't have the heart to make Christoff or Hoffnar play the roles of Annette and William Birken as much as I'm in love with the idea of Tricky being a tyrant variant he's going to have to be his own feral case, likely trying to stop Crackpot from injecting himself with a bioweapon variety when having enough of a cat n mouse game with Sanford n Deimos (taking on roles of Claire and Leon, respectively).
Crackpot is selfish enough to take on the role of William Birken so he gets B.O.W. rights. as a treat.
Hank (Mr. X, my Detested. wasted too many grenades on him only to find out post chapter that you can't fucking kill him on the lower levels) is sent to destroy any lasting evidence of the Company's previous projects outside of making vaccines and cough medication, this includes the S.P.D. (I suck at coming up with names for the madcom universe so I just use actual places in nevada </3 sparks city police department, will not be based on the irl buildings though bc they don't fit the madcom aesthetic). Which deimos had just recently joined, the night of elimination being his first day. Now, Hank was going to kill him but Sanford got a lucky shot in and ended up shooting off the chip on the side of Hank's head that kept them on track with the Organization's orders. He doesn't ever forget his original orders and wants to complete them on his own but the moment San yells at them to drop Dei they listen. San took off the radio so he must be their new handler right? Now Sanford and Deimos have a B.O.W. that no so secretly wants to kill them but prioritizes their orders as long as it's never too off track from his original.
Sanford was just lookin to visit his family for the first time in forever, Deimos was just living his silly little life. Now they gotta worry about escaping a more than usually hostile environment and hopefully figure what the fuck is going on. If when they get out they're goin out for mcdonalds gil's.
In Christoff's mission to stop Phobo's projects from causing any more harm and attempting to find a way to cure Hoffnar, (who he assumes is still in a freezer to prevent the infection to progress in ways that'll make recovery impossible) finds himself working with a leech operator (Sheriff gets a little Jill Valentine RE5 treatment, </3) in charge of getting rid of anyone who attempts to leave the state/ccounty?? to get information on who is where and who he has to confront in order to save the world and his fiancé
I can't decide if I want Church and Jorge to be leech queens or two tyrant variants like Hank just working under Sheriff's care? Yeah I'll go with the second [: defective n rowdy tyrants but they'll listen to their weak ass supervisor because she's just a silly goofy gal that shove parasites down people's throats sometimes and gives them kisses on the forehead.
idk what to do for doc yet but if literally anyone reading has suggestions I'd be happy to sit!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST WOKE UP BUT HNGH <3333
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grayfilmsandstuff · 3 years
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do you ship any madness combat character?
-🐉
uhhh not like 'i would die for this ship' but sanmos is cute! i can see them being together but even if they're just real close homies i like the ship
i also think hoffnar n christoff would be cute but there's not much content of them so i don't see it too often
those are just my favorites but i like most of the ships in this fandom tbh, the only ones i dont ship are ones with audi x any of the main four
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cheyningdiamond · 3 years
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Kidda nervous to ask but it possible tricky x jebus (or hank as you wish) like tricky is maybe remembering his pass with his husband 🤔
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Hopefully this'll count @tomtrinacky if not I can always do another one if you'd like
Tricky growled lowly as he rested his head on the desk. This damn place... it was where it all started.
Dr. Hoffnar, a well-known scientist in Nevada, meeting Dr. Christoff.
They became close... one day, Hoffnar proposed. Things were so much better back then...
But now...
What was even the point?
Tricky had finally remembered. Knowing the pain and suffering he caused. Especially to the people he once loved...
The guilt and pain burned into him.
'As long as you don't forget your name' ...tch, yeah... Guess he sorta lost that bet, huh...
He looked up, seeing an old photo. It was of them both. 'Hoffnar' was so happy...
Tricky however, wasn't...
"GrrRRAAH!!"
He threw everything off of the desk and gripped his head, breaking into loud, glitched sobs.
Meanwhile, Jeb was looking for Tricky... And upon hearing the sobs, he rushed into the office, seeing it was now a mess. A huge, still bloodied mess.
"Hoffnar, there you are!" He rushed over, stopping once he saw him crying.
"GO AWAY! GET AWAY FROM ME-EE!" He glitched. His head was pounding from the amount of stress.
Christoff frowned. "I knew you'd find this place eventually..." he turned, tightly shutting his eyes.
"WHY... WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?" Tricky stood up, showing his tear stained red face.
"YOU KNEW ALL ALONG! WH-HY!?"
"I've been TRYING to, Hoffnar! After- the incident, you completely lost! I tried to get you to come back but you just-!" His body shook. Both from anger and sadness.
"... you just wouldn't listen to me..."
Tricky trembled. Part of him desperately wanted to scream and attack. But another was telling him to try and relax... Hoffnar's voice of reason perhaps?
Tricky just slid down against the desk, covering his face. He cried more and more.
Jeb felt his chest ache. The guiltiness and anguish, and now seeing the one he still loved at his worst. It pained him.
Tricky eventually felt himself being hugged. Jeb pushed Tricky's head into his shoulder, rubbing the back of it.
Instead of the usual biting and scratching, he just... laid into him. Crying into his shoulder and holding onto his sides.
His usual loud voice had gotten softer. His throat ached from crying and screaming so much...
"Christoff... I'm sorry... I'm- *hic* I'm so-oo-rry..."
It took a good 20 minutes for both men to finally calm down. Both having tears staining their cheeks.
"Shh... Just calm down." He whispered. "No more fighting... I just..." he buried his face in the clown's hair. "I just want to hold you..."
They were silent until Jeb finally spoke up, chuckling.
"You know... even after all those conflicts and all those years..." he cupped the side of his face. "I still see Hoffnar through your eyes... Even if you look different... You're still the man I married..."
Tricky's body, now shaking less, he looked up at him. "You... sti-ill love me-e?"
Tricky felt the familiar feeling. The calmness as Jeb ran his fingers through his hair. God, it felt so nice... He felt like all his problems just- vanished when he was around.
"Why wouldn't I?" He held him tightly. "You may be crazy, but you're still my lover... That won't change, no matter who you go by..."
Just like back then...
"Christoff...?" Tricky looked at him.
"Yes?"
"...I don't want-ant to fight anymo-oore... I just want you again-nnn..."
Jeb, never thinking he'd ever hear that again, pulled him into a tight embrace, breaking into tears. "Oh Hoffy..." he sniffled. "Thank God you're still here..." he hiccuped, rubbing the back of Tricky's head again with shaking hands. "I love you... I'm always going to love you..."
Tricky, finally smiling again, hugged back.
"I lo-lo-love you to-oo, Jebby..."
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cheyningdiamond · 3 years
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so I was scrolling through madness combat stuff and came across one of your many Christnarr / tricky x jeb fics, so I was hoping to make a request afterwards. A fic where Tricky keeps asking jeb to come prank and troll people with him, jeb ends up coming along with him and all that pranking karma catches up to them lol. ( I hope this isn't too complicated for u to make )
Oooh yes!!
Tricky giggled excitedly as he held a bag full of water balloons. He was so tempted on getting Hank and the others. What made this even better for him was that he managed to talk Jeb into coming with and helping. Christoff, however, felt this was childish...
"Hoffnar, are you sure you really want to do this? This seems... silly."
"C'MON JEBBY!! IT'LL BE FUN! ALL WE GOTTA DO IS KNOCK ON THEIR DOOR, HIDE IN THE BUSHES THEN BAM! DRENCHED AND WRECKED!"
"This is ridiculous... Plus, I'm quite sure Hank will get furious."
"NOO NOO IT'LL BE FUNNY! TRUST ME!" He handed the bag to Jeb. "OK, GO HIDE IN THOSE BUSHES. I'LL KNOCK AND RUN OVER, THEN WE'LL GET WHOEVER COMES OUT!"
Jeb sighed. "Fine..." he took the bag and walked over, hiding in the bushes.
Tricky went to calmly knocked but being as violent as he was, pounded on the door and ran in, hiding as well.
After a minute, the door opened and Sanford walked out. He looked around curiously, before getting hit in the back with a water balloon.
"WOAH! Hey!" Sanford shivered, looking around frantically. Tricky had a hand over his mouth, snickering and giggling. Jeb couldn't help but find this slightly amusing.
Sanford growled. "Whoever's out there, I'm gonna k-k-kick your ass!"
Deimos walked out. "Jesus dude, why are you screaming?"
"I got fuckin' hit with a water balloon!"
"Oh shit-" he looked at his damp back and pants, then busted out laughing. "Ohh that's golden!"
Tricky looked at Jeb. "YOU GET DEIMOS."
"What? Tricky I can't-"
The clown gave his lover the puppy dog eyes, ultimately making him give up. "Fine, fine..."
Jeb pulled out a pink water balloon and threw it. As Deimos laughed he got hit in the head with it.
"Ough-!"
Sanford cackled. "Not so fun now, is it!? Seriously, who is doing that, though?" The two looked around. They stopped and looked at each other evilly.
"Ohh Haaaaank!!" They both sung.
The two men in the bushes blinked. "Oh no..."
"EHEHEHE WE HAVE TO. THEY CLEARLY WANT IT TO HAPPEN."
Hank walked out, rubbing his tired eyes, as if he just got out of bed. He only wore a black tank top and shorts. "What is it, you two?"
"We wanted to show you something!" Sanford was trying so hard not to smile.
"Well what is-" before he could speak any more, Tricky grabbed a balloon and threw it at his chest. "Augh-!"
Sanford and Deimos held onto each other, pointing at Hank and laughing hysterically.
"Ohh God-! I dunno who's doing that but-" Deimos wheezed. "That's so fucking funny!"
"Oh God damn it, you two!" Hank huffed. "I outta smack you both-"
He stopped talking once they heard two more sets of laughter. One glitchy and high, and the other, a deep slightly rasp laughter. They heard it coming from the bushes.
Jebediah, tears in his eyes, clung onto Tricky, who was holding onto his sides. "EEHEHE-EE-EHEHE THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES!!"
"Oh God- Ahah-! This really was fun..." Jeb laughed, wiping tears from his eyes.
The laughter slowly died down however, once the trio got closer, moving the bushes open and seeing the two.
The God-like male and clown stared, smiling anxiously. "Uh... greetings, boys..."
"RUUUUNN!!" Tricky ran off, practically leaving Jeb behind.
Hank immediately grabbed Jeb by his ankles, dragging the now squirming male out. "A-Ah- nohooo!" He wiggled, still laughing from this.
"San, Dei, go get clown-boy!" The two men nodded and chased after Tricky, catching him instantly. The clown giggled playfully and squirmed as he was dragged back to Hank.
"W- What're you gonna do to us? Blame Tricky, he started it!"
"YOU JOINED IN TO, JEBBY~!"
Hank watched as Sanford pulled out the bag of balloons, putting his thumb up at his boss.
"I think we know exactly what to do with you two." Hank smirked evilly.
Later, Tricky and Jeb were running away as Hank, Sanford and Deimos chased them both, throwing the remainder of balloons at the two.
Tricky kept laughing hysterically. "THIS IS SO FUU-UU-UUNN!!"
"Ack! Too cold-! D-D-Dammit you guys, knock it- oooOOFF!" Jeb squealed when another was thrown at him.
Eventually, the three ran out of balloons and just tackled them to the ground, giggling evilly to themselves.
Poor Jeb shouldn't have let Tricky talk him into this. But at least the entire time they had fun, as much as Jeb didn't want to admit it.
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