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arani612 · 2 years

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" Or perhaps in Slytherin you’ll make your real friends, those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends... "

🐍🍏 Slytherin Moodboard 🍏🐍

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hufflautia · 2 years

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Hufflepuff: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Slytherin: Unless you’re home alone.

#hogwarts incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #hp incorrect quotes #hogwarts #harry potter #harrypotter #hogwarts house quotes #hogwarts houses #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherpuff #hufflepuff and slytherin #slytherin and hufflepuff #hufferin #slytherpuff relationship #slytherpuff friendship

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slytherin-and-hufflepuff-in-life · 6 months

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Hufflepuff: *shows Slytherin a joke about Germans*

Slytherin and Hufflepuff: *at the same time* Did you send to him?/Should I send it to him?

Both: *starts laughing*

#hogwarts houses #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #harry potter #admin charlie #hogwarts house quotes #hogwarts #Hufflepuff's ex is German for context

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hornedhufflepuffdevil · 2 years

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Another lil snake 🙄

Turns out my baby sister is also a Slytherin. And just for some context, she twerks to annoy me at times. So this time, I thought to turn the tables and see how she likes it.

Slythersis: casually lounging on the wheely chair in my room

Hufflepuff magnifique: *comes in wearing a head to toe one see like dress 😈*

Slythersis: 😓 *looks suspicious but unassuming*

Hufflepuff magnifique: *positions self sideways to display full body contortion*

Slythersis: *realizes* OHHH NONONO—

Hufflepuff magnifique: *thrusts butt out and furiously twerks for 2 secs. Then walks around normally like nothing happened*

Slythersis: 😧...

Hufflepuff magnifique: *casual* what?

Slythersis: *blinking like she can get rid of the image* that was.....

Hufflepuff magnifique: amazing? 😉

Slythersis: graphic

Hufflepuff magnifique: *laughs but then realizes*... Uh wot 🙄

Slythersis: so graphic. Pls don't do that ever again—

Hufflepuff magnifique: k *starts "twerking"*

But for real tho, this lil turd is only 12. Where'd you learn how to use the word graphic huh? And the audacity to use it on me 🙄 I will not tolerate this. Gonna pay that lil snake back

#me as a hufflepuff #hufflepuff #shit hufflepuffs say #hufflepuff likes #hogwarts house quotes #hufflepuffpride #slytherin #slytherpuff #shit slytherins say #slytherin pride #slythersis #two slythersisters #both said sisters are younger than me #im the oldest yes ✨

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radical-ghostface · 3 months

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MC - (worried) Guys, I can’t find Sebastian.

Garreth - Oooh, let me try something. (clears throat) MC IS A SELFISH WOMAN AND A TERRIBLE WITCH-(screams as Sebastian full body tackles him out of nowhere)

Sebastian - WHAT DID YOU SAY

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1uckygold · 6 days

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Ominis: What are you doing?

MC: Shh, I need complete concentration. I'm trying to pick a lock.

Ominis: Are you using Alohomora?

MC: No, I want to learn how to do it without relying on my wand. What if I forget it and we need to rescue someone from being locked up?

Ominis: I highly doubt any of us would be foolish enough to—

Sebastian: *banging on the door* Oh, Merlin! MC, something just brushed against my leg!

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incorrect-slytherin-quotes · 1 month

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Ravenclaw: I failed my safety training course today.

Slytherin: Why, what happened?

Ravenclaw: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Slytherin: And?

Ravenclaw: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

#incorrect hogwarts quotes #hogwarts houses #slytherin #ravenclaw #mod nyx

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redadidassneakers · 2 months

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Sirius: do you eat the hopes and dreams of children for breakfast?

Regulus: that and cornflakes, I like to mix it up a little

#the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #hogwarts #sirius black #regulus black #marauders headcanon #the blacks #the black brothers #baby blacks #the ancient and most noble house of black

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hogwartslegacypics · 7 months

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I THINK I FOUND IT!!

If you didn’t see my recent post, I discovered an audio file of Sebastian saying, “I actually grew up near here. Not sure I appreciated it when I was younger,” which confirms he and his parents lived somewhere in the Highlands in a location accessible to us. I’ve since thoroughly explored all of the hamlets with Sebastian in attempts to trigger the line, initially suspecting it was something he’d say as a companion near the location, but unfortunately had no success. I also checked every single house in those hamlets for cellars and only found one.

It’s possible his parents’ house isn’t in any of the hamlets, and is a random house in the middle of nowhere we have yet to find, or (if his line was completely cut from the game early enough in game development) the house itself was never put in the game.

It’s also possible that the house I found with the cellar was their house, and the devs just chose to cut Sebastian’s line for whatever reason (or it was never a line intended to be spoken by him as a companion, keep reading). The house is Mary Portman’s house in Aranshire with the spider infested cellar. If true, it’s sad to think that’s what became of their house, but at least MC eventually clears them out.

Considering Sebastian’s quote, the location genuinely does make a lot of sense. Now that he lives in Feldcroft, so far away from Hogwarts and Hogsmeade (basically in the middle of nowhere), he realizes that he didn’t appreciate getting to live so close to all the action when he was younger. Another reason the location makes sense is because his parents were Professors and Aranshire is so close to Hogwarts. I now believe that the quote was cut from the Hogsmeade quest since it would make sense he’d say that as he’s walking us to Hogsmeade and telling us about the school and the surrounding area. He sounds very cheerful in the audio clip too, and he was in a good mood that entire walk. It really does sound like it could have been taken right from that quest. EDIT: Also the word “actually” in the quote makes it seem like it’s not something he randomly says out of the blue but it would have to be during conversation that’s already happening, like the Hogsmeade quest.

If we go inside the cellar, it seems like it could have been used as a library/study (“cellar library” as Ominis told us). Mary Portman even left a note implying she never utilized her cellar before the spider incident. It was almost like she suddenly remembered she had a cellar when she was wondering where to raise her spiders. Because of that, it’s likely those books in there belonged to the previous owner, and the cellar was completely untouched until Mary moved her spiders in. As you can see, they’ve since wreaked havoc in there.

#i’m headcanoning this #it has to be it #like what other quest could it have been that’s far enough away from feldcroft that he was in a good mood during #i really don’t think it was a random companion line either #i think it was meant to be his house and something for players to figure out on their own or maybe they planned more lore for seb’s past #but cut it like they cut so many other things so just took that quote out along with it #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #anne sallow

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incorrectquotesharrypotterv · 1 year

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Y/n, grabbing Harry by his collar: SAY THAT YOU'RE SORRY!

Harry: I'M SORRY!

Y/n: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?!

Harry, sobbing: FOR SAYING THAT YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE!

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hufflautia · 2 years

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Slytherin: I poisoned someone’s drink, but I forgot whose…

Hufflepuff: *spits out drink* you WHAT?!

Ravenclaw: By the way this dinner is going, I hope it’s mine.

Gryffindor: *chugs drink*

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slytherin-and-hufflepuff-in-life · 3 months

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Hufflepuff: We are not simping for a murderer. Slytherin: Oh I am. Hufflepuff: *flustered and through gritted teeth* Dammit me too.

#The murderer in question is Billy the Kid #hogwarts houses #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #harry potter #hogwarts house quotes #hogwarts #admin charlie

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hornedhufflepuffdevil · 2 years

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So I FINALLY got up and studied at 9am which is a sad rarity now bc my sleep schedules so fucked (oh and my mind) that anything that even remotely resembles work is what I do when I'm on campus, and at home I sleep and when I plan to work, I end up wasting time somehow occupied in my distrACTions. Now MY POINT is I finally after many months managed to sit down and work at 9 freaking AM. Till almost 12pm. I would've continued working but my computer started acting up and after trying to fix it (in vain) I had to shut it down completely and wait. I promised myself (sort of.....wasn't a true PROmise promise you know?) that I would be back to working before 1pm. I ended up falling asleep. Waking up at 2:40 then falling asleep bc I really wanted to see my sudden SO again which was some weird creature that had kinda horny (don't judge) and ended up waking up at 5. Stayed up doing some chores and helping mom and wanted to rest up a bit at 6:30. Ended up waking at 11:30pm......

Basically my dumbass took a break for almost 12hours

Bc of course. It's me 🙄 why am I surprised

#me as a hufflepuff #?#actually adhd #shit hufflepuffs say #hogwarts house quotes

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radical-ghostface · 3 months

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Sebastian : "I can explain."

Ominis : "Can you?"

Sebastian : "If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie."

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bagerfluff · 8 months

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Hufflepuff: Do you have a cookie?

Slytherin: I have a multi-million galleon company

Hufflepuff: But do you have a cookie

Slytherin: No I do not

Hufflepuff: *Breaks their cookie in half and gives half to Slytherin*

Slytherin: *About to cry from cuteness*

#lgbtq #harry potter #hogwarts houses #hogwarts house incorrect quotes #slytherin #hufflepuff #slytherpuff #hufflepuff x slytherin #slytherin x hufflepuff #incorrect quotes

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hollowwrites · 10 months

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Parseltongue-tied

Pure brain rot. Not thoughts, only breathy Ominis!

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MC: So how does Parseltongue work exactly?

Ominis: If I know a word in English I just instinctually know it in Parseltongue…

MC: Could you teach me some?

Ominis: I could. I don’t know why you’d want to learn. Like I’ve said, it associated with dark wizards.

MC: …I just want to say Hello to some snakes…

Ominis: Fine. Hello is Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa

MC: …Hash?

Ominis: (rolls his eyes) No, listen, Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa

MC: (sighs) Hhaaaaccssshhhaa

Ominis: Almost. (leans closer to her) Just a little softer. Think how snakes sound. Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa. Again.

MC: (moves closer to him) Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaaaaaa

Ominis: Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa (tilts his head down to her) Again

MC: (becoming increasingly breathy) Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa (notices his eyes closing slightly)

Ominis: (becoming gruffer) HhaaaaaaaaScshhhaa

MC: (involuntary whimper)

Sebastian: What on EARTH have I walked in on?

Ominis and MC: (pulls back blinking and dazed)

MC: I wanted to see his snake. SPEAK. I wanted to SPEAK snake…I need to leave (hurriedly exits the Undercroft)

Sebastian: …

Ominis: … Not a word Sebastian

Sebastian: I haven’t said anything (smirking)

Ominis: …

Sebastian: Oh that reminds me, I was wondering…Could you teach me how to say “I’ve been madly in love with you since I shouted at you outside the Undercroft in fifth year” in Parseltongue?

Ominis: …(sighs)

Other pieces of trash! Welcome to the Garbage Pile

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