Hufflepuff: Why is Slytherin crying?
Ravenclaw: They took one of those “Which hogwarts house are you” quizes
Hufflepuff: Who did they get?
Gryffindor: You’re supposed to bump my fist with yours.
Ravenclaw: …but why?
Muggleborn!Slytherin: I love it when you two impersonate muggles
I found this website and made of one these based on the catbug thing and hehe and I’m just now realizing at the end it saying that George will kill fred and Fred dies in the actual…. i- I’m so sorry- 🤭
Hufflepuff: I mean yes okay that wasn’t strictly legal, but it was just one time! Gryffindor is the one who usually gets us into trouble.
Gryffindor: Name one time
Ravenclaw: Flooding the common room with bubble bath mixture
Gryffindor: Name two times
Slytherin: The bee incident in the great hall that led to a dimensional rift.
Gryffindor: name three times
Ravenclaw: I have your antics listed both alphabetically and by severity. you DON’T want to start this discussion.
S/G: People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up the room.
Ravenclaw: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses
Hufflepuff: You didn’t have a happy childhood?
Slytherin: my favorite toy was a knife. You finish the puzzle.
Gryffindor: *goes over and looks at what slytherin is cooking*
Slytherin: Don’t breathe.
Slytherin: ON THE FOOD! DON’T BREATHE ON THE FOOD!!
Gryffindor, in the hospital wing: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!?
Vernon Dursley: There is magic in front of my house
Vernon: oh… My God
Vernon: THIS IS NOT YOUR LAND!
Slytherin, annoyed: I think I’d make a good boyfriend.
Gryffindor, angry: You’d make a GREAT boyfriend!
Slytherin, angry: YEAH? WELL WHOEVER ENDS UP WITH YOU IS GOING TO BE DAMN LUCKY!!!!
Gryffindor: Yeah?!? Well, NOT AS LUCKY AS WHOEVER ENDS UP WITH YOU!!
Hufflepuff: What am I looking at?
Ravenclaw: They’re angry flirting again.
Slytherin: brb, birth giver calls for me
Ravenclaw: WAIT WHAT???
Slytherin: WHAT? WDYM??
Ravenclaw: BIRTH?? BIRTH OF WHO???
Slytherin: BIRTH GIVER = MY MUM
Ravenclaw: WHAT?? YOU’RE NOT BORN YET???
Random Human : * makes eye contact *
Slytherin / Ravenclaw : the A U D A C I T Y .
Ravenclaw: sometimes you may find yourself at the bottom of a pit with life throwing bad things at you, but you can always use them to climp up, even if some are slippery.
Slytherin: sometimes you may find yourself at the bottom of a pit with life throwing bad things at you, but you can always throw them back at life.