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#hogwarts houses incorrect quotes

Hufflepuff: Why is Slytherin crying?

Ravenclaw: They took one of those “Which hogwarts house are you” quizes

Hufflepuff: Who did they get?

Ravenclaw: Gryffindor.

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Gryffindor
it's gonna be dangerous
Ravenclaw
* not looking up from their book * good for you
Gryffindor
you aren't gonna stop me ?
Ravenclaw
nope .
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I found this website and made of one these based on the catbug thing and hehe and I’m just now realizing at the end it saying that George will kill fred and Fred dies in the actual…. i- I’m so sorry- 🤭

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Hufflepuff: I mean yes okay that wasn’t strictly legal, but it was just one time! Gryffindor is the one who usually gets us into trouble.

Gryffindor: Name one time

Ravenclaw: Flooding the common room with bubble bath mixture

Gryffindor: Name two times

Slytherin: The bee incident in the great hall that led to a dimensional rift.

Gryffindor: name three times

Ravenclaw: I have your antics listed both alphabetically and by severity. you DON’T want to start this discussion.  

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Gryffindor anytime Ravenclaw asks them anything
I refuse to answer that until I have a lawyer and a dictionary present
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<div> The trouble I've seen </div>
Ravenclaw
*falls face down on the couch*
Hufflepuff
are you okay ?
Ravenclaw
Too much content . Too little time .
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<div> Knit </div>
Gryffindor
I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I could fight crime with
Slytherin
I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I could commit crime with
Hufflepuff
I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends
Ravenclaw
I wish I could knit
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<div> UNO </div>
ravenclaw
uno is based on luck
also ravenclaw
wait ! - I just won . Uno is based on strategy and I am a genius
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S/G: People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up the room.

Ravenclaw: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses

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Slytherin: *cooking*

Gryffindor: *goes over and looks at what slytherin is cooking*

Slytherin: Don’t breathe.

Slytherin: ON THE FOOD! DON’T BREATHE ON THE FOOD!!

Gryffindor, in the hospital wing: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!?

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Vernon Dursley: There is magic in front of my house

Vernon: oh… My God

Vernon: THIS IS NOT YOUR LAND!

Vernon: GOOOOOOOOOO

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Slytherin, annoyed: I think I’d make a good boyfriend.

Gryffindor, angry: You’d make a GREAT boyfriend!

Slytherin, angry: YEAH? WELL WHOEVER ENDS UP WITH YOU IS GOING TO BE DAMN LUCKY!!!!

Gryffindor: Yeah?!? Well, NOT AS LUCKY AS WHOEVER ENDS UP WITH YOU!!

Hufflepuff: What am I looking at?

Ravenclaw: They’re angry flirting again.

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Ravenclaw
U G H ! it's so infuriating ! The English language has been butchered by pop culture !
Also Ravenclaw
Oof , it do be like that some times .
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Slytherin: brb, birth giver calls for me

Ravenclaw: WAIT WHAT???

Slytherin: WHAT? WDYM??

Ravenclaw: BIRTH?? BIRTH OF WHO???

Slytherin: ME??????

Slytherin: BIRTH GIVER = MY MUM

Ravenclaw: WHAT?? YOU’RE NOT BORN YET???

Ravenclaw: oh..

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Random Human : * makes eye contact *

Slytherin / Ravenclaw : the A U D A C I T Y .

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Ravenclaw: sometimes you may find yourself at the bottom of a pit with life throwing bad things at you, but you can always use them to climp up, even if some are slippery.

Slytherin: sometimes you may find yourself at the bottom of a pit with life throwing bad things at you, but you can always throw them back at life.

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