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magnoliachasewrites · 5 months

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hufflepuff: I love you so much baby.

slytherin: Are you... Are you talking to a tray of muffins?

(Huff stuffs another muffin into their already over-flowing mouth.)

hufflepuff, chewing: I sense you're judging me.

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miss-beetle · 1 year

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Slytherin: Don't worry, I've realised I'm not actually in love with you. I just want to be friends. So you don't need to worry about our friendship ending.

Hufflepuff: Lovely!

(She shows him her latest plant. She gives the sunniest smile Sly's ever seen).

Hufflepuff: I'm naming her Ursula.

Slytherin:

Slytherin: Can I take it back?

Hufflepuff: What?

Slytherin: You're cute as fuck. Can I take back what I said about not being in love with you?

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multifandomconfusion · 1 year

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Gryffindor: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?! Ravenclaw: Merry crisis. Hufflepuff: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way. Slytherin: Hoe hoe hoe. Gryffindor: Guys, please.

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radical-ghostface · 3 months

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MC - (worried) Guys, I can’t find Sebastian.

Garreth - Oooh, let me try something. (clears throat) MC IS A SELFISH WOMAN AND A TERRIBLE WITCH-(screams as Sebastian full body tackles him out of nowhere)

Sebastian - WHAT DID YOU SAY

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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months

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ron: on a scale from one to ten, how bad of an idea do you think it would be if we got married?

harry: off the charts. lets do it.

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redadidassneakers · 24 days

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Sirius: uhh why are you lying on the floor?

Regulus: I’m depressed

Regulus: also I’ve been stabbed can you please bring over my bandaids?

Sirius: BANDAIDS?

Sirius: YOU NEED TO BE HOSPITALISED

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1uckygold · 12 days

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Ominis: What are you doing?

MC: Shh, I need complete concentration. I'm trying to pick a lock.

Ominis: Are you using Alohomora?

MC: No, I want to learn how to do it without relying on my wand. What if I forget it and we need to rescue someone from being locked up?

Ominis: I highly doubt any of us would be foolish enough to—

Sebastian: *banging on the door* Oh, Merlin! MC, something just brushed against my leg!

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incorrect-slytherin-quotes · 2 months

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Ravenclaw: I failed my safety training course today.

Slytherin: Why, what happened?

Ravenclaw: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Slytherin: And?

Ravenclaw: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

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magnoliachasewrites · 8 months

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(during class, the teacher asks the students to note down their first interpretations of a passage from their textbooks. once class finishes, slytherin and hufflepuff walk down the hall together.)

slytherin: im not gonna lie, my natural first thought was slavery.

hufflepuff: really? mine was animal crossing.

slytherin: well considering the topic was economics i think we both did really well.

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miss-beetle · 1 year

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Hufflepuff: You're so cute.

Slytherin: I will end you.

Hufflepuff: Even cuter.

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multifandomconfusion · 1 year

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Ravenclaw: What’s your biggest fear? Slytherin: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone. Hufflepuff: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back. Gryffindor: Zombies. Slytherin: ... Hufflepuff: ... Gryffindor: BUT they can open doors.

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radical-ghostface · 3 months

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Sebastian : "I can explain."

Ominis : "Can you?"

Sebastian : "If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie."

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incorrectquotesharrypotterv · 1 year

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Y/n, grabbing Harry by his collar: SAY THAT YOU'RE SORRY!

Harry: I'M SORRY!

Y/n: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?!

Harry, sobbing: FOR SAYING THAT YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE!

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bagerfluff · 8 months

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Hufflepuff: Do you have a cookie?

Slytherin: I have a multi-million galleon company

Hufflepuff: But do you have a cookie

Slytherin: No I do not

Hufflepuff: *Breaks their cookie in half and gives half to Slytherin*

Slytherin: *About to cry from cuteness*

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hollowwrites · 10 months

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Parseltongue-tied

Pure brain rot. Not thoughts, only breathy Ominis!

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MC: So how does Parseltongue work exactly?

Ominis: If I know a word in English I just instinctually know it in Parseltongue…

MC: Could you teach me some?

Ominis: I could. I don’t know why you’d want to learn. Like I’ve said, it associated with dark wizards.

MC: …I just want to say Hello to some snakes…

Ominis: Fine. Hello is Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa

MC: …Hash?

Ominis: (rolls his eyes) No, listen, Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa

MC: (sighs) Hhaaaaccssshhhaa

Ominis: Almost. (leans closer to her) Just a little softer. Think how snakes sound. Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa. Again.

MC: (moves closer to him) Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaaaaaa

Ominis: Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa (tilts his head down to her) Again

MC: (becoming increasingly breathy) Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa (notices his eyes closing slightly)

Ominis: (becoming gruffer) HhaaaaaaaaScshhhaa

MC: (involuntary whimper)

Sebastian: What on EARTH have I walked in on?

Ominis and MC: (pulls back blinking and dazed)

MC: I wanted to see his snake. SPEAK. I wanted to SPEAK snake…I need to leave (hurriedly exits the Undercroft)

Sebastian: …

Ominis: … Not a word Sebastian

Sebastian: I haven’t said anything (smirking)

Ominis: …

Sebastian: Oh that reminds me, I was wondering…Could you teach me how to say “I’ve been madly in love with you since I shouted at you outside the Undercroft in fifth year” in Parseltongue?

Ominis: …(sighs)

Other pieces of trash! Welcome to the Garbage Pile

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redadidassneakers · 1 month

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Sirius: there are some stereotypical societal norms that just really piss me off

Regulus: agreed

Sirius: like men not being allowed to have piercings without being called gay

Regulus: or not being allowed to murder

Sirius: or- wait, murder?

Regulus: I’m just as surprised as you are

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