#hogwarts incorrect quotes

[hufflautia]

Hufflepuff: Slytherin and Gryffindor are screaming and shouting outside, don’t you think you should do something?

Ravenclaw: You’re right, I should.

Ravenclaw: *closes the window*

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[everything-here-is-incorrect-2]

Y/N: so, how is it having your own kid?

Hermione: horrible

Hermione: I think the non-stop crying is the worst

Y/N: well, I guess it will grow up eventually...

Hermione: what?

Hermione: no - the kid barely cries

Hermione: I’m talking about Ron

Ron, sobbing while holding Rose: I LOVE HER SO MUCH!

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[everything-here-is-incorrect]

Y/N: can you at least try and see from my perspective?

Ron: (kneels on the floor)

Fred: (crouches down)

George: (sits on the floor)

Y/N:

Y/N: I fucking hate you all

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[mimi-reblogs]

[y/n] : I have a problem!

tom : a problem that includes hiding a dead body or one that includes emotions?

[y/n] : the latter.

tom : then I'm afraid, I can't help you.

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[lilahisntsadanymore]

James: Uh, Sirius? Regulus is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof.

Sirius: What?

Remus: I think he meant, Regulus is drowning.

Sirius: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Regulus: *is drowning*

Y/n: OH MY GOD, REGGIE! KEEP SWIMMING!

Regulus: I can't swim, dum- *sinks*

Y/n: REGGIE!

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[wingardiumhogwartsosa]

Harry : This is Snape’s tears

Y/n : Wh- what?

Harry : His memory

Y/n : Let’s see then

Harry : *puts snape’s tears into the thing that I forgot the name of*

Snape’s Memory :

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[multiphan]

Harry: I just realized the five stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance spell out DABDA and I feel like this is important information.

Harry: Sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away.

Snape: Never fucking speak to me again.

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[the-boy-who-bottomed]

Every Slytherin :

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[per-noctem-in-nihilo-vehi]

Marauders as this type of photos p.3

Sirius

James

Remus

Peter

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[draysslytherclaw]

Post-hogwarts, on the phone..

???: we have your kids, Mr. Malfoy

Draco: what do you want? What are your demands? How much do you need?

???: sir, it’s their school. Their dismissal was 3 hours ago, and your spouse told us this morning that you are to pick them up.

Draco: OH SHI- I’ll be right there. Please don’t tell my spouse that I forgot.

Ps. If you see this, I am probably on tumblr break :))

To my moots, I am not ignoring u! College has just been tough so I took a break here. Nonetheless, Ily all so much. Feel free to dm me, I will reply asap 🤍

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[shit-overheard-at-hogwarts]

Ravenclaw: Slytherin's emotions are like fine wine.

Hufflepuff: How so?

Ravenclaw: They stay bottled up for years and can kill if released incorrectly.

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[hufflautia]

Hufflepuff: Can I have a hug?

Slytherin: No

Hufflepuff: What, why?

Slytherin: Because, if I hug you, I’m not gonna be able to let you go

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[everything-here-is-incorrect-2]

Y/N: I love cheating

Y/N: I mean, if you’re not cheating, you’re just living a boring, mundane life!

Hermione: have you ever been cheated on?

Y/N:

Y/N: I keep forgetting some of y’all are in relationships

Y/N: just to be clear, I was talking about exams

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[everything-here-is-incorrect]

Y/N: you were raised from the dead

Y/N: like a zombie

Y/N: and an orphan

Y/N: so...

Tom: no

Y/N: you’re like a mummy-

Tom: Y/N, STOP!

Y/N: who’s got-

Tom: NO!

Y/N: no mommy

Tom: (pushes Y/N out of a driving car)

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[mimi-reblogs]

luna : tom, when were you born?

tom : 31st December.

[y/n] and luna : looking at each other and then backing away from tom.

[y/n] : he's a capricorn-

luna : oh, merlin.

tom : what's that supposed to mean?

tom : WHY ARE YOU TWO RUNNING AWAY?

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[lilahisntsadanymore]

Sirius: *runs away from consequences of a prank he had just pulled*

Sirius: *bumps into Y/n, his partner*

Sirius: You love me, right, Y/n?

Y/n: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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[wingardiumhogwartsosa]

Snape : Umbridge, do you think this filthy cat is cute? *holding a cat*

Umbridge : Merlin! Adorable! Can i have that, Snape?

Snape : With pleasure *giving the cat to umbridge*

Snape : Have fun! *closing umbridge’s office door*

McGonagall : *casually scratching umbridge’s face*

Umbridge : AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

McGonagall : *casually shitting everywhere and walk out the door*

Snape : How was it?

McGonagall : *transforming back to human form* We should do it again sometime

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[incorrectsbykay]

Draco: Awe Granger, you have a crush on me? That’s embarrassing. 

Hermione: We are married.

Draco: Still.

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[witchcraft-at-its-finest]

the Hogwarts Houses pt. 8

Gryffindor: I think we’re missing something

Hufflepuff: Teamwork?

Ravenclaw: Cohesion?

Slytherin: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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[per-noctem-in-nihilo-vehi]

Marauders as this type of photos p.2

Sirius

James

Remus

Peter

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