Hufflepuff: Slytherin and Gryffindor are screaming and shouting outside, don’t you think you should do something?
Ravenclaw: You’re right, I should.
Ravenclaw: *closes the window*
Y/N: so, how is it having your own kid?
Hermione: I think the non-stop crying is the worst
Y/N: well, I guess it will grow up eventually...
Hermione: no - the kid barely cries
Hermione: I’m talking about Ron
Ron, sobbing while holding Rose: I LOVE HER SO MUCH!
Y/N: can you at least try and see from my perspective?
Ron: (kneels on the floor)
Fred: (crouches down)
George: (sits on the floor)
Y/N: I fucking hate you all
[y/n] : I have a problem!
tom : a problem that includes hiding a dead body or one that includes emotions?
[y/n] : the latter.
tom : then I'm afraid, I can't help you.
James: Uh, Sirius? Regulus is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof.
Remus: I think he meant, Regulus is drowning.
Regulus: *is drowning*
Y/n: OH MY GOD, REGGIE! KEEP SWIMMING!
Regulus: I can't swim, dum- *sinks*
Harry : This is Snape’s tears
Y/n : Wh- what?
Harry : His memory
Y/n : Let’s see then
Harry : *puts snape’s tears into the thing that I forgot the name of*
Snape’s Memory :
Harry: I just realized the five stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance spell out DABDA and I feel like this is important information.
Harry: Sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away.
Snape: Never fucking speak to me again.
Every Slytherin :
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Post-hogwarts, on the phone..
???: we have your kids, Mr. Malfoy
Draco: what do you want? What are your demands? How much do you need?
???: sir, it’s their school. Their dismissal was 3 hours ago, and your spouse told us this morning that you are to pick them up.
Draco: OH SHI- I’ll be right there. Please don’t tell my spouse that I forgot.
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Ravenclaw: Slytherin's emotions are like fine wine.
Hufflepuff: How so?
Ravenclaw: They stay bottled up for years and can kill if released incorrectly.
Hufflepuff: Can I have a hug?
Hufflepuff: What, why?
Slytherin: Because, if I hug you, I’m not gonna be able to let you go
Y/N: I love cheating
Y/N: I mean, if you’re not cheating, you’re just living a boring, mundane life!
Hermione: have you ever been cheated on?
Y/N: I keep forgetting some of y’all are in relationships
Y/N: just to be clear, I was talking about exams
Y/N: you were raised from the dead
Y/N: like a zombie
Y/N: and an orphan
Y/N: you’re like a mummy-
Tom: Y/N, STOP!
Y/N: who’s got-
Y/N: no mommy
Tom: (pushes Y/N out of a driving car)
luna : tom, when were you born?
tom : 31st December.
[y/n] and luna : looking at each other and then backing away from tom.
[y/n] : he's a capricorn-
luna : oh, merlin.
tom : what's that supposed to mean?
tom : WHY ARE YOU TWO RUNNING AWAY?
Sirius: *runs away from consequences of a prank he had just pulled*
Sirius: *bumps into Y/n, his partner*
Sirius: You love me, right, Y/n?
Y/n: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Snape : Umbridge, do you think this filthy cat is cute? *holding a cat*
Umbridge : Merlin! Adorable! Can i have that, Snape?
Snape : With pleasure *giving the cat to umbridge*
Snape : Have fun! *closing umbridge’s office door*
McGonagall : *casually scratching umbridge’s face*
Umbridge : AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
McGonagall : *casually shitting everywhere and walk out the door*
Snape : How was it?
McGonagall : *transforming back to human form* We should do it again sometime
Draco: Awe Granger, you have a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.
Hermione: We are married.
the Hogwarts Houses pt. 8
Gryffindor: I think we’re missing something
Slytherin: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Marauders as this type of photos p.2