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armen-jimmy-jab · 2 years
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Lily: Remind me again how did this happen?
Remus: Someone threw a ball and I said "Sirius there's a ball, duck!"
Lily: Ok and?
Remus: Will you tell her or should I?
Sirius: And I asked "where's the bald duck?"
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mallgothbisexual · 8 months
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Hogwarts houses as shit me and my besties have said over text
Slytherin:okay we seriously need a name for the group.
Gryffindor:okay listen-
Slytherin:?
Gryffindor: in my humble opinion-
Slytherin: oh look she said 'humble' like a nerdy lil bitch.
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Ravenclaw,sending a video of how the curtains are moving in weird way: yo????
Slytherin:gurl-
Slytherin:what the- is that a head????
Slytherin: gurl is that yoUR GRANDPA??¿¿¿
Ravenclaw:💀
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anicega · 2 years
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Here is my contribution to the Harry Potter fandom:
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desi-ambivert-nerd · 2 years
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Lol series: Harry potter fandom × tmkoc
After Harry catches the snitch at Quidditch match,
all Gryffindors be like:
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ladymary1994 · 10 months
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Zoando com HP #10
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Eu nunca pensei que fosse aparecer alguém pra superar os gêmeos Weasleys na zoeira, até que surgiu Tulip Karasu e a sua mãozinha marota!
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sherlockisademigod · 2 years
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Ravenclaws are smart, but they're like, Peter Parker-type smart. If you don't properly clean the common room and you don't have a Hufflepuff in there to supervise them they will forget what they were working on in favour of another thing.
Hufflepuffs are smart, but they're like, "I don't want to seem too brash"-type smart. If a Gryffindor doesn't hype them up, they will forever stay in the slightly-above-average area.
Slytherins are smart, but they're like, Loki-type smart. If a Ravenclaw doesn't steer them away, they will spend 50 years pranking another Gryffindor and reveling in a pool of chaos.
Gryffindors are smart, but they're like, Percy-type smart. They're too busy being supervised to bother being smart.
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bourgeoisbutburger · 2 years
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just started playing Hogwarts Mystery again and the loading screen??? WITCHES BE BITCHES??? R THEY GAE? WELL OBV CMON LOOK AT EM-
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restingjudge · 1 year
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Everything new is actually well-forgotten old.
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armen-jimmy-jab · 2 years
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Lily: Remus told me you've gotten good at picking up scents.
Sirius: Yeahh
Lily: Well obviously, it's a quality of your patronus.
Sirius, bringing out a bag of cents: What has my patronus got to do with it??
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mallgothbisexual · 2 years
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Y/n: Just… Apologize to each other on the count of three.
Y/n: One, two, three.
Tom:
Mattheo:
Y/n: Well, now I'm disappointed in both of you.
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slytherfrost · 1 year
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i’m both
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desi-ambivert-nerd · 2 years
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I am a Slytherin and my brother is a Gryffindor
I: Bro, do you know that Mom has brought your favorite cookies from mart?
Brother: I knew that before you even realized! They're mine!
I: Mom told you to share those cookies with me.
Brother: Heck no! I won't!
I: Oh fine here I lose!
Brother: Told you! They're mine!
I: [in mind] brother that's why I hid cookies of my share in a jar at a safe place. Guess what? The jar has more than equal share! And Mommy helped in all this! But doesn't know that I took more than half. [Evil Satisfying smile] 😈😈
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ourunmei · 1 year
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You can't even tell me I'm wrong.
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ellivenollivander · 9 months
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