James: you’re overthinking this
Regulus: I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available
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If an animagus potion requires the brewer to hold a mandrake leaf in their mouths for a month, imagine James, Sirius, and Peter…going silent for a MONTH.
After a week alone all of the students at Hogwarts would be SO on edge.
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Sirius: am I being dramatic, yes.
Sirius: is it justified, also yes.
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Daily conversation between Pansy and Draco during Hogwarts
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ominis: [waking up after a long nap] did i die? is this heaven?
sebastian and mc: ominis!!!!
ominis: ah, i see. this is hell.
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now, what the fuck-
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James didn’t have many friends as a child because he didn’t speak English until he was eight and his parents were worried he wouldn’t fit in at Muggle primary school OR in the pure blood social scene. James and Peter met when Peter’s father started working for Fleamont a few years before they started at Hogwarts. Peter taught James all the English swear words and James taught Peter all the Hindi ones. Part of the reason James never suspected Peter is that they were both each other’s first friendship.
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Conversations with my not girlfriend that remind me of marauders characters part. 77
Gray = Remus
Blue = Sirius
(PLS READ MY STORY ITS 1,059 WORDS AND A MASTERPIECE)
(Sirius trying to impress Remus knowing he likes to read)
(My college writing class came in clutch for this)
(Everyone I’ve read this text to said I should be a writer maybe I should write fanfics)
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Fred: I’m your big brother. I should be the one to protect you
George: you know we’re twins, right?
Fred: yeah, but I’m the older twin
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Saw something where someone said do you think Regulus died at night so the sun didn’t have to watch? WHAT. THE. FUCK??
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James: Uuuuh I don’t know what I think about this…
Remus: Yeahhh…
Sirius: I- I can’t look away.
Lily: Prongs, honey, pinch me.
James: It’s real honey.
Tonks: Is that Harry making out with Draco?!
Sirius: Shut up manstealer.
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Remus: it’s funny in movies how they portray sad people. Like, oh my, they’re sitting around in their pyjamas all day, living on the couch, never showering, never fixing their hair. “They have really let themselves go. This must be horrible” Like, that’s just a normal week?? That’s been me every day since I was 4. It’s no big deal lol.
Sirius: ...Remus, the light of my life. You are very fucked up. Let’s go get you some therapy, yeah?
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Ginny: For the hundred times, Draco, I am not dating or sleeping with Harry!
Draco: No one is judging you! It’s understandable. Harry is strong and mysterious
Ginny: …
Draco: And sort of compact but well-muscled.
Ginny: …
Ginny: I am not sleeping with Harry, but I’m starting to think that YOU might be!
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sebastian: *burning a piece of paper*
mc: sebastian what are you burn- IS THAT OUR MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE?
sebastian: good luck returning me without the receipt >:3
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james: i mean, he supposably-
regulus: supposedly.
james: what?
regulus: you said supposably. it's supposedly.
james: ENGLISH ISN'T MY FIRST LANGUAGE, OKAY?
regulus:... you're from london.
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Regulus: *sneezes* 🤧
Lily: bless you! 😄
James: Bless you! 😄
Regulus: *sneezes again* 🤧
Lily: well bless you again! 😲
James: Bless you double! 😄😄
Regulus: *sneezes AGAIN* 🤧
Lily: well holy jesus! 🤯
James: Bless you triple! 😄😄😄
Regulus: ughhhhh my god... 🙄🤧
Lily, to James: you know, when someone sneezes three times that means they could be horny 😉🤭
James: what-! 😳
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