#hold bird gentle like hamburger

[blorb-el]

wsbf chapter 6! a short one this time (2.3k). lex probably should have given clark a rabies shot before sending him off to gotham but too late now :)

#my writing #wsbf #hold bird gentle like hamburger

[lazer-screwdriver]

Doberman Missy doing her dramatic showdog walk while Quail Even furiously taptaptaptaptaps after her on their tiny little bird legs

#hold fat little bird gentle like hamburger

[creativebrainrot]

so unfair of the gods to have not given me the ability to just pick up any bird like theyre a can of soda

#:) birds... #if i could just yoink bird i would #i love bird why can i not Hold ANY bird #what the fuck man #mockingbirds even just stand tall and sit there #and i Cannot just walk up to them and Hold gentle like hamburger #>:{ #im very Autistic about the Existence of Birds okay #they just- Birds. and i go #rotthoughts

[crystallinecryptid]

The ‘hold birb gentle like hamburger’ meme very much may have saved a sparrow’s life today. I remembered how to hold a bird because of it, and was able to get the bird safely out the window because I knew to hold “gentle, like hamburger.” If left to it’s own devices it would have continued flying into the glass and lights, and might have gotten seriously injured. 

#gentle like hamburger #I have been trained to safely hold and restrain birds but what I remembered was 'gentle like hamburger'

[ilikebirdsouo]

I MISS ANCHOVY SO MUCHHHHHH

#Just looked through a bunch of my old animal crossing photos and I’m- im- IM ISLAND SICK I MISS KY BLORBOS I MISS MY- #BEST FRIEND/BELOVED BIRD BOY- I MISS HIM SO MUCH- #I hope Anchovy and Mac are doing ok- I’ll visit them again soon I just… I just… *holds my old pictures gentle like hamburgers* #i miss them ;-; #I feel so bad like I’ve neglected my island for almost a year- #I need to finally give Chovy and Mac the wedding I promised them- I need to update my island- I need… to do a lot- #… #WELP I CAN HAVE THREE HYPERFIXATIONS AT ONCE WATCH ME

[ragtimedrakes]

everyone shut up there’s an official video for flow from the ffxiv youtube channel.... seeing meteors big metal gauntlets hold meteion’s hand....

#hold bird gentle like hamburger... #the art at the end too 🥺

[ghcstao3]

some silly things about the soapghost wingfic universe that wouldn’t fit Within the story itself (because i am holding that fic gentle like hamburger and i need to talk more about it):

price’s wings are grey heron. them being that colour does not help the old man allegations

despite having long since grown into his wings, and being quite good at using them, soap is still prone to spatial awareness issues

because of it he has to proof his home as if a cat with a tendency to flick things off shelves lives there

also once he accidentally singed some feathers when he knocked into a candle. and also while cooking. and once while tending the fireplace in his cabin (this happened on leave with ghost). it’s actually a miracle he doesn’t ever have issues on the field

though soap does often ask first, sometimes ghost will just preen soap’s wings as a way to settle nerves/anxiety, or simply to occupy himself because he’s done it a million times before and it’s easy to lose himself to the process

ghost doesn’t actually like birds all that much

soap on the other hand loves birds. and learning about them. and despite his indifference ghost will listen to every fact with rapt attention

ghost knows far too many bird jokes for soap’s sake

soap hates every single one of them

as does the rest of the 141

ghost continues to learn more just to piss them all off (he had wings at one point, but now being the only one on the team without them, he's earned the right)

gaz's wings are marsh harrier

ok that's all i can remember for now thanks for listening (fic linked at the top if you're interested in reading. wink)

#ghost x soap #soapghost #ghoap #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ao3 #fanfic #was feeling silly and goofy

[wearfinethingsalltoowell]

Jim: You spent all our money on THIS?? Olu, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Olu: Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger. Jim: Punt like football.

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Jim: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. Olu: Actually, Jim, after all these years, I just sort of go with it

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Olu: *Locks Jim in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child. Jim: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Olu: Oh man, you have any shaving cream? Jim: No, I don't like the way that it tastes. Olu: Wait... you eat shaving cream? Jim: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

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Olu: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all? Jim: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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Jim, texting: Answer your phone Olu, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone Jim: Understood Jim, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Olu.

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Jim: I failed my safety training course today. Olu: Why, what happened? Jim: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" Olu: And? Jim: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

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Jim, holding a scooter: Olu! Can I go outside and play with this? Olu: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay? Jim, running outside: Thanks Olu! Olu, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!

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Olu: What the hell were you thinking? Jim: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic! Olu: You released OSTRICHES!

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Jim: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes? Olu: For the dogs. Jim: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs? Olu: They don't know how.

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Jim: Help! I’m drowning! Olu: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Jim: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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Olu: *casually taking four stairs at a time* Jim, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

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Olu: Damn, the power went out. Jim: Don’t worry, I got this. Jim: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Olu: What-? Jim: I swallowed a glow stick! Olu, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Jim: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this. Olu: What did you do Jim? Jim: a Mistake.

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Jim: Hand me the people opener. Olu: ... Olu: Pardon? Jim, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me! Olu, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Jim: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Olu: Knife. It's called a knife.

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#ofmd #our flag means death #oluwande boodhari #jim jimenez #tealoranges

[scribblebirddd]

Simply hold your bird gentle like a hamburger to stop tantrums! Featuring Yellow Guy waking his parents up at 3AM to tell them he threw up (probably too much white sauce).

#dhmis #dhmis tv show #dhmis fanart #fluffybird

[grokebaby]

Hold me gentle like hamburger (and other bird things)

#traditional art #my ocs #Pesticinger Tuholaulaja #Monster oc #Cryptid oc #Oc doodles #Oc art #pencil doodles #Body horror #Per my prev post....

[nobodyproblematic]

Jaylan Incorrect Quotes P3

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Jacob: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.


Dylan: Sounds fake but ok.

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Dylan: Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger.


Jacob: Punt like football.

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Dylan: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.


Jacob: I photosynthesize with this.

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Dylan: Why are you doing this?


Jacob: Same reason I do everything, Dylan. To get somebody to like me.

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Jacob: I want a bf.


Dylan: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here.

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Dylan: I’m in love with you.


Jacob: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.


Dylan: I know.


Jacob: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Jacob: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.


Dylan: ...what happened?


Jacob: I made a VERY bad mistake.

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Dylan: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.


Jacob: Mine just says "Jacob no."


Dylan: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Dylan: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.


Jacob: . . .


Jacob: I like you.

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Jacob: *running towards Dylan with open arms*


Dylan: *moves out of the way*


Jacob: Hey, why'd you move?!


Dylan: I thought you were going to attack me.


Jacob: I was going to hug you!


Dylan: Why would you hug me?


Jacob: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Jacob: Hey Dylan, can you give me the opposite of these words?


Jacob: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.


Dylan: Never, Going, To, Give, You-


Dylan: The fucking satisfaction.

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Jacob, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!


Dylan, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

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Jacob: You need to be more careful!


Dylan, who was dragged into Jacob's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

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Dylan: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Jacob: It's Jacob.

Dylan: What did they do this time?

Jacob: No, it's me, Dylan. It's actually me.

Dylan: What did you do this time?

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Jacob: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Dylan: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Jacob: Yeah, they're all birds.

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Dylan: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Jacob: What?

Dylan: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Dylan: The first time Jacob opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

#jaylan #jacob custos #dylan lenivy #dylan x jacob #the quarry incorrect quotes #the quarry

[olessan]

I posted 277 times in 2022

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Mononykus doodles

2,770 notes - Posted May 26, 2022

#4

The central continent of my worldbuilding world is dominated by marsupials and monotremes, and birds. There are several species of thylacine, and one — which is essentially our Thylacinus cynocephalus — is domesticated.

They are a recent domestication, with about 250 generations having passed. Compared to the wild ancestors, they have similar builds, but with more colours, variation in size, and longer lifespans (12-20 years). They have lost their natural reclusive nature and though shy, are friendly and inquisitive and trainable to a point. Most prefer to be solitary or tolerate the presence of 1-2 others, though get along well with other calm-tempered species. Their prey drive is greatly reduced but many suffer anxiety in loud or busy environments.

Lil update: If you would like fancy thylacines to put places, I turned this into a poster/prints, and there's also a sticker <3

2,777 notes - Posted December 11, 2022

#3

I got an almost 4 star charizard in Pokemon Go so here's a charizard :)

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4,353 notes - Posted May 1, 2022

#2

Hold mononykus gentle like hamburger

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5,738 notes - Posted May 27, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

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#get crab'd lmao #tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #I'm dying about the top post being the crabs one and it's like a slow build up to it at the end of the YIR lmao #I took out the person I reblogged the most because I've since unfollowed them at least several months ago #I'd like to reblog more actively but I'm was goddamn stressed this year and it's easier to just sit and doomscroll and put stuff in drafts #so I can put nice tags on them later #and tackling my drafts and queuing them up is one of my things to do #long post

[taocc-clara]

Nothing but stars…and snow….

huh

*they hold bird gentle like hamburger*

#crackerasks

[classic-toxic-medicine]

He's holding a small, white bird, a dove. He's holding him gentle like hamburger and looking him over before setting him down on the floor and walking away....the dove just follows him. Jim walks a bit faster, but the bird just flies up and onto his shoulder which causes him to just sigh and pet the bird.

"I can't take you home with me, you would literally die."

#jim is a disney princess as a treat

[themichaelvan]

the fucking bird :]

THR BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! holding them so gentle in my hands like hamburger....

#chatter #Thank you .....

[violetsareblue-selfships]

Thoma, if April turned into a bird, what kind of bird do you think he would be? And more importantly: would you hold him like a hamburger?

Ooh, this is a very good question, thank you! Mm, she sings a lot (or is humming/tapping on things when she's not singing outright) so some kind of songbird, definitely... Perhaps a nightingale or a mockingbird? And yes, of course! I'd want to be very gentle with her!

#self ship #self shipping #f/o #romantic f/o #fictional other #thanks for the ask! #f/ovember #f/o takeover #The Housekeeper's Assistant 💖🍡