#holes in my pants

[royaltrios]

i drew childes entire immediate family/designed the ones that didnt have canon designs. for no real reason other than im writing about them in a fic and i got attached

#for the record i think he has 2 older brothers 1 older sister. he the 3rd son so #but they dont live at home w their parents #and hes much less close to them #chiscara #my art #this is completely. self indulgent i rly like putting them in russian clothes #tonia and anthon being twins is not a very original theory ik but i like it. it makes sense. their names match. #i think their dad is a fisherman and not often home. and him and childe have a weird relationship since the whole. well. hole. #thats the warmest snezhnayan clothes ch could get scara into btw. i think he has a sensory thing w heavy clothes #they force him to put a coat on when he goes out so he doesnt like. scare ppl #most of all childes mother. #theyre lucky the pants remind him of hakama and hes not wearing shorts #chsc #chscnhtrv #childe

[ryllen]

that one headcanon that alex sews (x) & seb

#:^)))) #there's a hole on the knee of my favorite pants because i fell of the moped once #not that it's bad i just fell when i tried to park #but i guess my knee scrapped the street enough to rip the pants #stardew valley #sdv #sdv alex #sdv sebastian #sdv sam #stardew alex #stardew sebastian #stardew sam #stardew valley alex #stardew valley sam #stardew valley sebastian #fanart #oh to be seb with pants patched by alex

[ryuusea]

high card doodles / I wanted to try drawing them this show was fun lol I look forward to s2

#I KNEW Chris would be fun to draw it’s the damn eyebrows and smug look #I’m so mad learning from friend who cosplayed him that those are HOLES in the bottom of his pants!!! #hope a cat crawls in and bites his ankles #I LOVE Wendy she was also fun to draw #I love Finn’s jacket thOSE HUGE SLEEVES #high card #high card anime #sketches #chris redgrave #finn oldman #wendy sato #I love stageplay wendy is also played by morimu miss hudson #besides my friend’s cosplay another reason I checked out high card

[peridyke]

still wearing these green ass pants

#the dyke in question #theyre actually the only pants i own rn without holes in the thighs/that fit me #ive been stealing my gfs pants...

[dennisboobs]

charlie day & that one pair of black jeans

#iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #the always sunny podcast #charlie day #MAN. #he wears them in more early eps too but the table makes it hard to see anything other than a dark blob so i didnt bother #BUT UH. i only started noticing when they ripped but he wears them. pretty much every episode. my guy has like two pairs of pants. #its either these or khakis jshbfjgv #looks like he finally got a new pair of black jeans bc in the latest eps he doesnt have the gigantic rip in the knee #anyway i was thinking about this because s1 promo shoot charlie's got a huge fucking hole in the crotch of his jeans #and i assume they're charlie's pants irl because they wore their own clothes on set #ada speaks #anyway id like to talk about glenn saying he 'blew out the crotch' of his jeans after asking charlie if the tear was naturally occurring

[perilegs]

it's insane how you can go to a clothing store and see that a t-shirt in the women's section is visibly lower quality than the "same" shirt in the men's section, but, what's up with underwear being the only clothing item ever where it's the ones marketed to men that are way shittier. dollarstore panties can last for a decade. expensive boxers get holes in them as soon as you look at them.

#this post brought to you i tried pulling my pants up and my underwear ripped #as a kid i was always astonished that my dad was walking around with holes in his underwear #but i get it now #they break so fast. they don't even rip at the seams most of the time they just get holes in the weirdest places #and yeah i know it's the shape and how there's more friction but. it cant be just that. #leevi talks #or is this a problem just for men with fat asses

[nose-coffee]

k but if i had a fringe would i look more hect-ic?

#my post #fuck off lou #tlt #the locked tomb #camilla hect #camilla hect closet cosplay #idk why some of these look like thirst traps #guess grey turtlenecks bring out smth slutty in me #anyway i bought this shirt the other day without trying it on first #(only came in one size + im on the hunt for turtlenecks actively currently) #and discovered it had thumb holes sewn into the sleeves! immediately thought it would make a great cam cosplay basis #and i was right. go figure #but like fr lemme add my cloak and a good wig and better pants and a second sword and it could be legit #would've added my thigh harnesses as well if i had any knives to put in em #anyway

[sukugo]

ok but gojo actually physically going into heat when he's fighting a strong opponent is. incredibly sexy. and not in an omegaverse setting, just the canon setting. where his powers manifest like that maybe?

and he's always felt that small spark. that heat birthing in his gut when he's in fights, but they're ultimately, always disappointing. his opponent is too weak, always. the small flame dies along with its birth, never growing enough to spread along his body and truly bring him alight. it's all so boring. and unfulfilling.

it's only when he's fighting sukuna that he FEELS it properly. that thrill. that heat that grows and grows and grows inside him, except it doesn't stop, to the point where it's unbearable.

and his insides burn, and the heat seeps from his hole, scorching and burning all along his thighs. spreading and spreading to have his entire body on fire and on the edge of bursting. and he needs. he needs. he needs much more than a simple fight can give him.

#f.txt #it's very much of a 'complete unfulfillment --- excruciating need' split. #he's either totally insatisfied. or he goes into heat which has him go completely crazed in need #clawing at sukuna and pushing over him and choking him and begging. forcing him to fuck him. to fucking do it. to DO IT. and he's livid. #bc he NEEDS this. and sukuna better fucking give it to him #ig it does enter some noncn territory #ohhh god that's so hot #but it wouldn't stay like that long. sukuna is willing to oblige. except satoru is much more than sukuna can handle. he realizes #it would end up in dubcon in the end i suppose 🤔 #WAIT WAIT WAIT THIS GOES SO WELL WITH MY NECROPHLIA TOJIGO THING #the reason gojo is so desperate to get toji's body to react and to ride toji's corpse is bc. he's literally in heat. he needs it. he NEEDS #IT #but toji's dead he's fucking dead. he won't move he's bleeding all over gojo and he's unresponsive and the only heat coming from him is the #blood pouring all across satoru and soaking into his pants and staining his hole and having it leak with unfulfilled desire #neglected and needy and angry and paining #i think i need a separate post for that #jjk #gojo #sukugo #ns4w #i love heats i fucking love heats okay it's probably my favorite thing ever #but i always like to not make it omegaverse #just incorporate it into canon hehe #gojo satoru

[neverendingford]

I remembered that I can actually do anything I want, so I've been using faux fur as a texture element in patching up my old ripped jeans (not done stitching yet as evidenced by the pins on the border of it)

I am also going to buy red thread and try to include a decorative amogus somewhere on here.

#Ford's art #visible mending #sewing #color says shit #I've been staying up until almost 2am sewing because I lose track of time while stitching. #I used a denim patch as an actual backing and cut and trimmed the fur patches to size and cut the fur around the hole #so they're essentially inserted between the denim backing and the front pant layer. #so I'm finished sewing the fur in place (that's the three circular x stitch patterns) #so now I'm working on the anchor stitches for the entire backing patch #because I've done smaller patches and the pants often rip out right next to the patch #so a larger patch that reinforces the fabric that's still incredibly worn but not quite ripped out helps prevent more ripping #my earlier patch jobs weren't very good but I'm getting better each time #and I have plenty of ripped jeans to practice on. #I'm just sad I can't wear them to work because they're visibly patched. #which.. that's the point for me but work dress code doesn't like that #if they were cutely embroidered I could definitely. but I'm going for the janky look so work won't approve

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Wes behind the scenes for the "Lie" Music Video

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#you know how in the song he sings NOW I'M BURNING ALIVE JUST LIKE YOU #well watching Wes in all his behind the scenes glory has me 🔥BURNING ALIVE🔥 #when I tell you this music video has a very special shrine in my heart i fucking mean it. so this bts stuff is like 🌽orn to me alright. #for one watching wes in his 'coon-eye make-up with the slutty smeared red lips and his wet hair and his painted body and those tight pants #🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵AND🥵 #second... I'm a big 'ol sucker for bts stuff from music videos to movies. any media really. so this was like a thanksgiving meal for me. #I love how he had his 'lil spray bottle to wet his hair with them little 💧squirt squirts💧Wes... where does one apply for this job? #I can keep ya hydrated. I got'chu boo. #it wouldn't be a wes post without some sort of silly facial expression from him. only he would rock a 🤪b4 being dragged on the floor. #Wes Borland #Black Light Burns #Industrial Rock #Alternative Metal #Music Video: Lie #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #down the rabbit hole #Wesley giving me that WAP on Wes Borland Wednesday

[lilaccatholic]

Local woman doesn't wanna, nuh uh, won't do it, can't make her do her mending

#sadly i must bc the cold months are coming and it's chilly and ive been putting off mending my long pants which all have holes in them #since freaking MAY when i started wearing shorts #also crying screaming throwing up bc my two of my favorites are ruined beyond repair and i have to throw them out and I HATE buying new ones #lilac rambles

[softquietsteadylove]

Both are attending a meeting with some business partners but soon they insult and make fun of Gil getting himself shot. Thena isn’t having it at all and soon they are begging for mercy and forgiveness 😈

For the tyrant king au of course 😁

"Then we're agreed."

Gil stood, although he hadn't said nearly as much in the meeting as Thena had with their associates. The businessmen in question were mostly interested in Thena's assets, after all, it was just that some of their 'goods' would be distributed through Thena's channels, as well as through Koreatown and Chinatown.

He wasn't nearly interested enough in what was being said; he wanted to be at home, with Thena, cuddling on the couch or listening to her read in bed while he played on his phone.

"Indeed we are," Thena nodded. The businessmen offered their hands, but Thena looked over at him. The Ice Queen didn't shake hands unless she was already acquainted with her associate.

Gil sighed, extending his hand to shake instead. The things he did for this woman. "I'm sure our doors will be open if you need to discuss anything else about the plans."

"Thank you," the associates traded looks, "Tyrant King. Your reputation precedes you. We have heard so much about your work."

He wasn't entirely sure what that was supposed to mean, but he slipped his hands into his pockets as they prepared to end the meeting, "great."

"Is it true you killed Kro?" the younger associate of the two asked in a near whisper, a juvenile glee coming from him as he asked.

"No," Gil answered without hesitation. The younger man looked disappointed before he moved his thumb towards Thena beside him, "she did."

"Ah yes, the Ice Queen is not without her own methods."

Gil caught Thena's eye for just a second. Again, he wasn't really sure what this young guy's deal was, but he was more and more eager to wrap things up.

"But The Prince Eternal, that most certainly was you!" the other associate now joined in. Technically, it was bad decorum--bringing up past business that wasn't anything they should be concerned with, Gil thought.

"Uh, yeah," Gil blinked. He wasn't sure how they had found that one out.

"Ah," the older one at least seemed to realise how rude they were being. "Forgive the intrusion. We do have quite a skilled information dealer we consulted before coming. Can't be ignorant to our honourable host's reputations, after all."

"You can be a little ignorant," Gil mumbled, although it was taken as more of a friendly joke than how he meant it--a genuine urging for them to get the fuck out of his office.

"You've had quite the past, Tyrant King!" the younger one chimed in again. "A bungled affair, sending business away left and right!"

"You even got shot last year!"

Perhaps they were unable to read the room--like, at all. But the two seemed elated to prove that they knew the lives of their business associates. They even grinned at him as they said it.

"It happens," the younger one waved it off like it was nothing, "I don't think you're past your prime at all!"

Gil bit his tongue. He didn't realise that was an opinion people had of him. What--because he got shot?! He didn't see how that was his fault.

"It was the fall of one of the great families in the business back in Korea! Their daughter still hasn't been seen in public."

Gil resisted the urge to roll his eyes.

"Do you know why that is?"

Gil felt a shiver run up even his spine, and he wasn't the one in trouble. He looked at the men who, by the calm looks on their faces, didn't seem to know yet why the temperature had changed so much.

Thena just stared at them, but they didn't make a guess at all. So, she informed them. "It's because I cut off one of her fingers before I sent her back to them."

The two men looked at one another. Apparently that wasn't in the briefing done by their precious 'information dealer' (horseshit). They put on perfectly polite smiles. "We were unaware, Ice Queen."

"Most are," Thena continued to fix them with her icy green glare. She rustled her lace around her shoulders. "I also told her that she would be relieved of her ears next, if I ever saw her near me, or my husband, again."

"Your-"

"We weren't-"

Poor guys didn't even see it coming. They could have just looked down when Thena adjusted her lace to see that she had reached for her hip. Her fingers had grasped the knife she kept around her thigh, which was now driven into the younger man's leg, dangerously close to some key arteries.

She looked at the other one, who flinched just from that. "I take threats - and disrespect - of the Tyrant King very seriously."

"I-I-I would-" he stuttered, trying to back up to the office doors behind him. But he could never have moved fast enough, getting another of her knives launched into the palm of his hand he had been trying to use to show her he meant no harm.

The younger one pulled the knife out of his thigh, but he wasn't in any condition to fight back. Thena used the sole of her heel to push him over in his crumpled posture, like a wounded animal.

"Did you find the story thrilling?" she asked so dryly and evenly. Gil watched as she reached into the younger man's suit jacket and pulled out the weapon he had in an arm holster. She held it in a way that was kind of sexy, honestly. "Did you find it amusing?"

"I'm sorry!" he yelped, trying to crawl, but his leg was all but useless. "I'm sorry, I won't say it again!"

"Do you know where he was shot?" she turned to the other one, who sprinted to the doors and pulled on them to escape.

She shot him from behind, two in the ribs and one by his clavicle (if he had been turned around facing her). "Is it painful?"

Gil just whistled to himself, impressed as always. Thena didn't even look back at him; she wasn't done.

She walked over to the man dragging his bloody hand down Gil's nice, solid oak door. Again, she used her foot to nudge him into looking up at her. "I said: is it painful?"

"Y-Yes," the man snivelled.

"Yes?" Thena glared down at him, flipping his hand over and stepping on it (the injured one).

"Y-Yes--yes, Ice Queen!"

Thena emptied the rest of the clip next to his head, scaring him very literally shitless. She left him kneeling on the floor, watching his life flash before his eyes. The completely empty and useless weapon, she tossed at the head of the other one, letting it smack him in the face like tossing a food wrapper in the garbage.

Gil pulled his hands out of his pockets just to clap. "Holy shit, Princess, that was hot!"

She glared at him, "is that truly the adjective you wish to choose?"

"Okay," he chuckled, walking over to her to amend his compliment. He kissed her temple, wrapping his arm around her, "it was ice cold."

Thena rolled her eyes at the silly joke (as the men screamed and cried in agony in the background). "That was far worse."

"Yeah, but that's why you're marrying me," Gil snickered, positively delighted to bring up their engagement at every possible opportunity.

Thena sighed, straightening his collar and unbuttoning his shirt, now that they weren't in a very important meeting. She liked seeing the edges of his tattoo sleeves encroaching on his shoulders. "I would not say that is why."

"Okay, okay," he chuckled, leading her out of the office that was about to stink of blood and evacuated bowels. "My devilish good looks were too much to resist, huh?"

Thena didn't chide him, at least, letting him lead her away from the mess they left inside. She merely let her lace settle in the crooks of her elbows as he led her to the elevators. "I am willing to agree if it gets us home that much faster."

Gil pointed at his office from the elevator doors, "that's gonna need a good bleaching."

"Understood sir!" his guys knew what that meant, and exactly what evidence to wash out of his area rugs.

Once they were in the elevator, away from prying eyes, Thena allowed him to nuzzle her cheek. "What an exhausting meeting."

"I barely remember anything from it," he agreed, and the way she laughed meant that he didn't need to tell her that. He kissed her cheek, "but I do remember you saying that you felt like sushi tonight."

"Something light, please," she sighed, allowing him to unravel the tight knots that comprised her business persona.

"Anything you desire, Ice Queen," Gil purred for her. He would tell her when they were home how sexy he found her whole defense of him. Maybe he could even get her to be a little pushy with him tonight.

#Ice Queen/Tyrant King AU #Thena is a badass #and Gil is a s i m p #he is king simp #he is his wife's number one fan #she said: does it hurt #Gil: oh my god oh my jesus fucking christ she's so hot holy shit god i love her oh my fuck she #Gil was ready to just be like ugh this is so annoying #maybe at most he would be like okay haha bad joke #Thena as soon as they joke about him being shot: I am going to make you shit your pants #they wanna joke about Gil almost dying? #about her biggest trauma to date #about the worst time of her life #okay sure she's going to toss a gun at you like a rock at a bunch of seagulls #(please don't throw rocks at seagulls I do not condone this) #also I don't usually bring up guns in my stuff because what am I american? #but Thena can damn well make good use of one if she really has to #she didn't have to shoot next to that guy's head #she does admit maybe that part was overboard #Gil is like baby there's a hole in my floor #Thena *shrugs*: technically I fired three shots so that's not a bad ratio

[goodluckclove]

Damn i hate it when I'm confronting a weird cult about my wife's disappearance and have to pull out my cursed, ancient, lovecraftian black magic book from my pocket and my keys fall out :/ #awkward

(Ngl that image will live rent-free in my mind for a while now lol)

listen - the necronomicon is too goddamned long. it's 2014 no one wants to translate like 500 pages of ancient texts. attention spans are low and tiktok is too readily accessible.

if we want people to be maddened by the truths of the elder gods as quickly as possible, what we really need is a good graphic designer to condense things into a pamphlet. most of the current necronomicon is just filler anyway.

#asks #please roast me #that must've looked so cool in my mind #what you don't see is the guy is wearing cargo pants #so big pockets #there plot hole solved