me on my way to watch teen wolf: the movie while blatantly ignoring plot holes, bad writing, my favorite characters being treated like shit, terrible lighting and atrocious vfx
Lydia: How long is Derek...
Stiles: Around 9 inches, probably a little bit more.
Lydia: ... going to take to get here?
Stiles: Please, don't tell him I said that.
Highlights of The Teen Wolf DVD Cast Commentary (Ep. 1)
Dylan pretending to be Crystal Reed (who couldn't make it that day).
The cast constantly talking about boobs, balls, butts, and pointing out Dylan's penis outline (which they refer to as his "mammal toe").
Their stunt guy is named Spider.
Dylan talking about how inexperienced, nervous, unattractive (apparently he sometimes breaks out into "mouth herpes" when he's nervous), and awful he is and everyone immediately telling him how amazing he is, Hoechlin even saying he was born an amazing actor and Holland saying she absolutely loves seeing his cheeks all pink and blotchy because it means he's throwing himself 100% into a scene.
Hoechlin was the only one to point out that Posey's pre-transformation looked too premature ejaculatey and recommended they try to shoot the sequence more centered around the head. He didn't say anything until the very last minute, though, because he kept expecting Jeff or any other numerous coordinators or higher ups to notice, before shyly piping up about it.
Sooooooo many jokes flying left and right in complete deadpan, it's sometimes impossible to know what's an actual fact or a joke.
They used KY Jelly as werewolf drool. So Posey's first transformation scene had him with a mouthful of lube.
The teacher-extra couldn't talk and write on the whiteboard at the same time, so they had to CGI him writing the correct word on the board.
Dylan was sooooo excited to film that intro scene of Stiles hanging from the roof because it was technically a stunt and it involved hanging by a crane, but the first time he did it, he blacked out.
Holland originally did the voice of Mrs. Argent on the phone talking to Allison, but it was cut.
Itty-Bitty, first-time-baby-actor-Dylan blatantly looking down at the ground to stand correctly on his mark.
Posey did 17 takes of swiping at a chair to make it land correctly only for them to cut it anyway.
Posey, Hoechlin, Dylan, Holland, and Colton are all cuddled on the same couch in each other's arms as they commentate.
Hoechlin: "Here I'm just standing around." "Oh! Another great shot of me standing around, staring quietly!" "Look, look, look! I'm just standing there, staring!"
Shelley Hennig, Holland Roden, and Tyler Posey ask each other questions submitted by: @itsb3a, @iamknoelle, @spikeface, @clairdeilune, @inscribedinink, and @actuallymgc