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- Holly actually has Artemis’s blanket permission to enter the Fowl Manor whenever she wants- he knows life in Haven is stressful and that sometimes she just wants to be aboveground for a bit.

- The two watch terrible movies together- it started when Holly decided Artemis needed to see Haven’s production of Artemis Fowl for himself, but gradually devolved into both parties sharing their humanity’s/the Peoples’ horrible film choices with each other. It’s a nice way for them to just chill together.

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Absolutely obsessed with Holly nearly crash-landing her shuttle directly into Vinyáya during a flight training examination, and Vinyáya immediately deciding Holly was perfect for the force

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Trouble
Today, we're going to work on our courtroom demeanour.
Holly, getting up
Pass!
Trouble
This seminar is not optional, Holly! You're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow! The D.A is worried about how you present yourself on the stand.
Holly
Why? I'm fine on the stand.
Holly, in the courtroom
Look, I'll make it real simple so even these dumbasses can understand: MAN. DID. CRIME.
Holly
I'm sorry, can you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Lawyer
...Crying?
Holly
And when this is over, I’m going to find you, and I’m going to break those little fingers.
Judge
Captain Short, please stop threatening the stenographer!
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Artemis: Hey, can you hold this for me?

Holly: Yeah, sure.

Artemis: [puts his hand in Holly’s and entwines their fingers]

Holly: This is just your hand.

Artemis: Yes, I’m aware.

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Hey so I know I just finished the entire artemis fowl series in memes, which I’m very proud of I was honestly just planning on doing the first book I wasn’t sure how far I would get so I’m pretty happy that I was able to actually Finnish it, but I actually started re reading artemis fowl so I could read the fowl twins, so I’m just wondering if you guys would be interested in me doing some sort of review/reaction/memes for the fowl twins? I was thinking of just making memes but since I’ve never read it before and it’s the spin off to my childhood series I figured I’d also want to talk about some parts and not just make memes. plus I’ve always liked just having my reactions to things, I’ll usually pause a show or movie or stop reading to take a picture and talk about what I thought of whatever I thought was worth mentioning, I’ve done it for episodes in shows I like along with the artemis fowl movie back over in my main blog. So I was just wondering if you guys would be interested in that

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Holly is like, almost preternaturally good at magic (likely both due to studying it at uni and just it being an innate skill), and it is wild to think about how different the books would have been had any other LEP officer been in her place 

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Part eight of my Artemis fowl memes for book 8! Basically I’m rereading the Artemis fowl books and making memes as I go because why not.

I know book eight has been a bit longer but this book is probably the silliest one there’s so much meme material

you can find all the ones I made for book 1-7 right here they’re seperated by book and nicely organized all on one post


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I literally used this exact same meme for book 5 when talking about how artemis basically just played a prank on foaly that cost foaly like thousands of dollars and so much of his time and research just to like joke around with him and be friendly. These two have very strange ways of showing affection for one another. I guess when you get two geniuses who don’t understand friendship, to be friends this is what happens

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I mean this is basically what happened right? Like artemis was like “I’ll sacrifice myself to save holly” and holly was like “except I’m going to tranquilize you so I can save you” and artemis was like “except I’m going to take something to counteract the tranquilize and tranquilize you instead so I can save you”


Artemis tricking holly into thinking the tranquilizer worked to then tranquilize her like

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I just love how artemis gets like super offended for holly and is like “ok first of all how dare you. Second of all fuck you.”

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Just the fact that the first thing artemis says to holly when coming back is the first thing holly ever said to artemis

I love this. The tears are about to come down y'all

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Ok I’m sorry no meme here either I just wanted to say, although I have seen a lot of people say they don’t like this ending for the book, when I was a kid I LOVED this ending and honestly still like it. So after the first read, everytime I reread I always imagined the characters taking turns to narrate the book, because I always imagined it as the books being the gang retelling their stories to artemis. And as a child I always wanted them to make an artemis fowl adaptation (I’ve been wishing for an adaptation since I was like 9 so you can imagine my disappointment and feeling of utter betrayal with the movie.) but as an animated show and I always imagined all the characters would take turns narrating what had happened and it would switch between them and at the very end, the series finale it would be revealed the reason the show was this way was because it was literally just them telling artemis everything. And it could be like In the first episode holly starts us off with that first paragraph as the camera follows artemis and butler in book one in Ho Chi Minh City, and then you hear butler go “wait I’ll tell this part.” And then at the end of the series when we have artemis ask them how he knows them we see holy beginning the story and then butler cutting in with “wait I’ll tell this part” to show the audience. Anyway that was my idea as a 9 year old and while it’s not exactly great I still think it’s better then what the movies did so there.



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Artemis starting conversations after book 8:

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The fowl twins

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so i asked my followers to give me six characters that made them think of me and THEN lovecored those characters and put them in front of aspec pride flags :D enjoy

the flags in order from top to bottom, left to right: asexual, demiromantic, aroflux, arospec, graysexual and aroace :>

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ARTEMIS FOWL BIG BANG 2021

My artwork for @xxfanenbyanonymousxx ‘s fanfic, ‘The Ways You’ve Changed Me’

Hiya!! I was literally out cold yesterday with an awful headache so I wasn’t able to post my artwork for the Artemis Fowl Big Bang 2021 on tumblr, SO HERE YOU GO!!

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I was severely angry at the world and the gods when my laptop fully gave up on me…BUT I WASN’T ABOUT TO GIVE UP! I’m a very stubborn Aries ok? So I had to resort to hand drawing and watercolour…(and you can see how that turned out).

Still! Never you mind that! DO GO AND READ THIS AMAZING FIC BY @xxfanenbyanonymousxx and a huge thank you to @pokegeek151 for running this!

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Holly
I apologise for my partner's 'bad boy' behaviour.
Trouble
I'm not a bad boy! I'm trying to catch bad boys! If anything, I'm a good boy!
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Artemis Fowl: The Xantharn Incident - Chapter 1 - ArtyArtemisFowlTheSecond - Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer [Archive of Our Own]
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Artemis Fowl headcanons

I will be adding more to this overtime

Artemis (Lots of projecting)

  • Trans masc he/they
  • Panromantic asexual
  • Nuerodivergent
  • 5’9 by the third book
  • Only casual clothes he’ll wear is a turtleneck and slacks and even that is rare
  • Mild tics, but they’re hardly noticeable
  • Has Orion still in his head and always had, Atlantis complex just gave him a chance to front.
  • Looks like a realistic Tim burton character
  • Didn’t attend gym class once
  • Sleeping schedule? Who’s she?
  • Spends 75% of his time in the fowl manner library despite having read all the books already
  • Never really stopped disliking the number four but got more chill about it
  • Really picky about food
  • Likes acting
  • Speaks Latin, Gaelic, English, russian, Japanese, both modern and Ancient Greek, Korean, French, Spanish, mandirn, Italian, Arabic, and Portuguese
  • Plays violin, piano, cello, flute, and can sing but doesn’t often

Butler

  • 6’10
  • Cishet but supportive
  • Mom friend
  • Speaks French, English, mandarin, Russian, and Arabic
  • Has tried nearly every food on the face of this planet
  • Likes puns
  • A tad overprotective at times but tries to be supportive
  • Veiws Artemis like a little brother/son
  • Has opinions about angelines and Artemis senior’s parenting but doesn’t speak up cause they’re his employers
  • There’s a fighting style out there? He know it
  • Carries a mini rubix cube in one of his pockets to toss to Artemis if he starts rambling
  • Doesn’t understand half the stuff Artemis rants about but still listens patiently
  • smart and wise but not enough to top the resident genius
  • Likes suits but prefers loose comfortable clothes

Juliet

  • Bisexual cisgender
  • Helped closeted arty cut his hair when his parents wouldn’t let him
  • Sorta veiws Artemis as a little brother
  • The twins are chaos but she still cares about them
  • Speaks French, English, and mandarin
  • Learning Russian
  • Her hair is constantly in a braid
  • ADHD
  • Tries to get Beckett into wrestling since myles seems to share Artemis’s antipathy towards exercise
  • Dyed a pink streak in her hair once but didn’t keep it

Orion

  • Hopeless romantic
  • Bisexual he/him
  • You bet this boy listens to marina and the diamonds
  • Will not leave Artemis alone whenever the ymeet in his head
  • Can fight better than Artemis cause he actually listened to butler’s lessons
  • Has challenged someone to a duel

Holly

  • Omni and cisgendered
  • Empath
  • 4’9 (I know it’s taller than canon but she’s still short so it’s fine)
  • Has actually bought Artemis lollipops befor

Fowl senior

  • He plays gitaur
  • Isn’t and wasn’t a good parent
  • I usually write him out of the story

Foaly

  • Makes tin-foil origami
  • P u n s
  • Cishet
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Part seven of my Artemis fowl memes for book 8! Basically I’m rereading the Artemis fowl books and making memes as I go because why not.

you can find all the ones I made for book 1-7 right here they’re seperated by book and nicely organized all on one post

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Poor holly man. She just procrastinated on completely the ritual one time and now this is her life. Maybe the moral of the story was don’t procrastinate

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Killer crickets will never not be funny

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Imagine going home to find a giant troll there and you’re reaction is just “listen. I’ve had a long day. Could we not do this today.”

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Holly straight up shot this person and artemis was like “um you didn’t actually shoot them right? You just gave a warning shot?” And holly went “well they are warned… So…” Bruh. These two need therapy.

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Holly
Hey, Foaly, you got a minute to talk?
Foaly
Having trouble working between your interruptions and Root's insistence that 'insane' experiments endanger the entire force. Hard to concentrate. Bad for morale.
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To @neveroutoftime, my Secret Mud Child for the Fowlnet gift exchange. Some Trolly-on-a-mission hurt/comfort!

Inspired partly by Paper Wings, a gorgeous fic by typeBfan. Highly recommend y’all check it out, it is beautiful.


Many thanks to @popsicle-stick for advice on the placement of Trouble’s leg! 

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Artemis, Holly and Butler: *almost dying in TLG at fowl manor*

Mulch:

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