#holy SHIT 20k

[morganpdf]

Lost my fucking mind at a red light today

turning off reblogs bc im tired of terfs in my notes. anwyays trans people are sooo much cooler and sexier than cis people but especially terfs. bye

#morgan.pdf #oh i forgot to tag SORRY </3 #suggestive // #i fucking SCRAMBLED for my phone. i read it and went 'that doesnt really say that does it' #havent checked this on desktop where i have shinigami eyes but this is breaching containment #if u reblog this post u acknowledge that trans people are sooooooo swag #yeah ok terfs are touching this post now. die 1000 deaths (shinigami eyes on for free blocklist<3) #5k #10k #20k #banger.pdf #edit: i only respect the person who tagged this with a transformers character. thats so funny holy shit

[front-facing-pokemon]

Now i know this blog is obviously for.. well. Front facing pokemon, but your tags are always super interesting. I think your opinions on pokemon are pretty neat

i've gotten a few asks like this so far, and it's always nice to see that folks aren't annoyed about how much i talk in the tags. i have lots of opinions on lots of things! and i like to talk a lot. the reason i started talking more in the tags is actually because of asks like this—folks saying they liked seeing what i had to say on particular pokémon has encouraged me to actually talk about my thoughts more (although if you regularly read my tags, i tend to get off-topic pretty quickly. i queue these up very early in the morning, as soon as i get up, and i'm usually a little delirious), especially compared to my first early posts on this blog which didn't even have any tags at all, beyond the names of the pokémon. you're one of the like 4 ffp-mod likers how's it feel

#not pkmn #ffp-mod? i dunno if i like how that sounds. i'm just like out here. i'm just like. a bitch. just like. a fucker that exists in the world #a pokémon just like the rest of you! right? #this also gives me an opportunity to say holy shit the blog hit 1000 followers? which is like nothing in the grand scheme of tumblr #when my man rodney realpokemon is out here with like 20k but that's a lot for *me*. that's way more folks than i'm used to #it's a good thing i'm not actually Making any content for this blog so i don't have to be worried about the output. it's just pokémon innit #if a pokémon looks bad it's nintendo's fault. not mine #anyway. thanks for sticking around‚ i s'pose—though it's not necessarily benefitting me very much‚ unless i turn on that “tips” button #but doesn't that just look so self-absorbed? haha yeah. my posts are good enough to deserve my followers giving me free money #some folks who are genuinely making content on here it's like. fine. but for me? someone who just posts pokémon staring at the screen? #i can't imagine anyone really seeing it as worth it to pay me for that #also holy shit i'm doing it again. the thing where i talk in the tags and make them a mile long. i'm cutting myself off here this is the en #clearly folks sending in asks is just my opportunity to continue talking more because i definitely always take the opportunity #to continue talking. and not stop talking. here i go again

[frecklystars]

Keri!!! Your Ken art has 87k!!! :D

#anonymous #asks #IM SO HAPPY AND SO CONFUSED AND SO EXCITED #the most notes I got on a post was 20k on a comic I made years ago #so to have this blow up. holy shit. im so happy #it was the first time i drew something in over half a year!!! #and im feeling very motivated to sell a Cowboy Ken charm or something #im gonna ask one of my friends to help me set up my Etsy #bc tbh. I want to buy a pink dress and it's $60. if I sold at least 10 charms I'd afford it LOL

[userwoosan]

I just saw a post of a gom on insta where a user hosted a go and stole 20k from the buyers.......

#holy shit thats insane #20k ?!?!??!?!? #thats unreal #jenna.txt

[hisoknen]

which fic that i’m never gonna finish should i work on today

#BRO SOMEONE REBLOGGWD A POST FROM 2022 #and i went back to read it #and almost deleted all my old fics #keeping them to look back to in my 70’s but holy shit i get embarrassed sometimes #i promise i write better now guys i’m just one petrified to post and two #never satisfied #and three writi these long ass 30k + #things that will be done in my 40’s #hei and ken and mingyu and chan are all occupying my skull horifically #ive been making playlists for them and sprinting and only fucking outlining and theyre all 20k plus what in the fuck will they end up at #jfc #tophee talks

[castielafflicted]

Turns out the minimum of 20k words does not actually feel like all that much if you use the right tools. I made a 4thewords account like 5 hours ago and uh.

Defeating monsters is giving me so much fucking dopamine that it's 11:22am and I haven't slept because I am a [insert whatever gender I am now] possessed. I'm not supposed to share what I'm actually writing, but I can lose my mind here over how well this is going. Because this is going very well.

#zeph posting #I assumed I was going to barely make it above 20k but like. wow. holy shit. wow. #normally one specific alter fronts to write [I have DID] but he has not been around all night/day and writing is still easier now #this is already the second longest thing we've ever written and there is no possible way that I could make it even slightly close to done #like even if I tried very hard there is just too much here to not flesh it out to a minimum of 15k words #I have so many ideas and I am having such a good time #but it is 11:22am now and I am going to bed

[justabunchofdragons]

OUGHHHHFGGHHBHHHJHJH DIES

#nothis isn't about dream face reveal im currently clawing at walls over gentlebeard #if my mind wasn't 97% of the time just minecraft i sooooo wouldve fixated on it these past 6 months. #woulda been soo fucking insufferable all of u would've unfollowed for sure.anyway im gna go through the tag #find my favorite analysis.wheres that like 20k one on the you wear fine things well scene #actually.spinning in circles rn im not ok !!!!!!!!!!!holy shit #chaos.txt

[everymlmhybrid]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! FIRST YEAR ACTUALLY WINNING NANOWRIMO!!!!!! YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!!!!!!!!!

#.txt #THIS IS THE POWER OF HYPERFIXATION. OBSERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyways. uh. guess who actually only finished part one with this :3c and has like 25-50k more to write depends on how it all goes. teehee. #when i started this i was 100% convinced it would be done even before 50k. idk how i convinced myself of that tbqh. #<- i'm in the exact same boat now w/ convincing myself part two can be done in 25k and not necessarily 50k #but yeah. jesus christ. this is crazy. I'VE NEVER WON BEFORE!!!! i did nano in 2017 & 2022 but both times I didn't even get past 20k AT MOS #so i was 100% not expecting to win LMAOOO. i'm so happy. holy shit.

[intersexghoul]

The official Ghost discord is a disaster already. I give it a week before it gets shut down or smth

#like the mods are TRYING but holy shit wrangling 20k people?? you need at least 100 mods. not 20.

[chaorelance]

‘you know, it’s kinda weird i’m sub 10k, given even if I haven’t been like playing playing it-

Oh, Dear god, I see, Theres blood in the water this event.’

#I'm taking 20k and leaving holy shit people are fucking wilding

[biohazard-inevitable]

I just spent a good minute talking to myself in the mirror about genshin team builds for spiral abyss with autistic flappy hands

#genshin impact #i just wanted to share my weirdness #cause like #team builds is something i struggle to verbalize #that and specific statistics #but i can do it in the mirror #anyways the team build i was discussing was cyno komomi xingqiu raiden #it OBLITERATED the wolves of the husk and pearl domain #like holy shit #cyno is such an insane dps #THE TEAM WASNT EVEN PROPERLY BUILT #RAIDEN WAS UNBUILT WITH 3 ARTIFACTS #LEVEL 40 RAIDEN AND A XINGQIU I HAVENT TOUCHED IN FOREVER #AND CYNO WAS DOING LIKE 20k DMG A HIT #it was INSANE #and only i will know anything about it

[coffeeflavored-tears]

okay i’m going to bed anyone else wanna update a fic that i’m emotionally invested in that hasn’t been updated in over 3 months?

#the one i’m referring to hasn’t been updated since december #it’s only two chapters and it’s 20k words and i’m so fucking addicted to it holy shit it’s so good #and :( #i just want fics to upload

[harrysonlylover]

omg imagine being in subspace and you’re just so incoherent and harry is just holding you and telling you how good you are for him and he notices how you’re trying to suck on his thumb and he just sticks it in your mouth and is like “is that what you wanted princess? you’re so good for me” like holy shit 🥺🥵#Concept

His Good Girl*

Warnings: breeding kink, subspace, daddy kink

Trope: CEO!H

WC:1.1k

CEO H Masterlist

The thing about your fiancée is that he’s a very determined man.

Ever since he found out you were more fertile than average, he became a hungry man. You were used to his lust and need for pleasure, but he completely turned into someone else overnight.

it was as if he turned into a horny teenager, fucking you daily and always placing a pillow beneath your hips after spilling his seed deep inside of you. There were days when’d fuck you before an event and urge you to hold his cum inside before taking you to the bathroom to make sure that your pussy is flooding with his cum only to fill you up again.

He often brought you to his office and made you cockwarm him before meetings, usually before the whole breeding thing he’d only give you his cum if you were a good girl but now getting his seed inside of you is a routine.

He tracks your ovulation days through his phone and makes sure to take you anytime wherever he wants. He’ll do whatever it takes to have his child. Harry was never someone to shy from exhibitionism, but now that he wants to breed you, he’s shameless about it.

Whenever you’re in his office, he’d be so vocal with his moans and dirty talk. He even once asked for a cloth so he can clean up the cum from the big load he gave you.

As for being in public, he doesn’t allow you to wear panties so he can have easy access in case the app notified him of a pregnancy chance, but also because he’s insatiable.

He took you out to grab a ‘few’ things from Gucci for the baby even though it’s not confirmed yet and he ended up buying 25k worth of baby clothes that will be of no use after 1 year along with 20k worth of maternity clothing and jewelry for you.

He wanted you to have anything you wanted, all you had to do was ask. There was something so hot in seeing him act that way, walking confidently with his hand wrapped around your waist, putting things mindlessly in the basket without thinking about the price, and holding his black American Express card asking to leave a 1k tip for every worker there.

All the time he had his arm wrapped around you, pressing kisses to your forehead and rubbing at your tummy. You began feeling safe and clingy, it was rare for you to feel that way non sexually but the way Harry was acting dominant indirectly and taking care of you did things to your hormones.

You tugged at his jacket earning his attention quickly. “Did you like something baby?”

“Daddy I need you.” You whispered in his ear and that was all it took for him to hand the basket to a worker giving him an extra 1k to deliver your purchases home before guiding you outside the store.

You barely reached your shared house before he ripped your dress off, smiling at the sight of your bare cunt knowing you are obeying his ‘no panties’ order.

“Poor baby you were waiting for me to give you my seed and take away the emptiness.” He cooed as he thrusted inside of you. Despite his length, you were slowly getting used to the burn when he first plunged inside of you.

“Daddy please.” Your whines were pathetic as he hit your cervix with every thrust, lacing his fingers with yours and sucking on your nipples.

“Sweetheart look at you so sensitive for me already, must be pregnant yeah? Or is it your body so eager for your husband to breed you?” Your brain felt like mush with his words, your pussy was swollen and sore from both being wet and getting fucked too much but you couldn’t care less. All you wanted to feel was his cum leaking from you.

“That’s it, sweetheart, just lay there and I’ll do all the work, my pillow princess.” He rubbed your clit with one hand and wrapped the other around your throat.

The warmth you were feeling in your cunt was unbearable, getting wet for Harry was effortless. The heat that would radiate off you was unbelievable.

“Daddyy…” You whimpered grabbing on to him like a koala as he delivered sharp plunges making you tear up from pleasure.

“Oh Baby, you feel so small don’t you? Got a little excited to have my load.” He groaned loudly when your cunt clenched around his cock ready to milk him dry.

He moved his hand to caress your cheekbones and mark your neck up with love bites, you tried to rub your face at his hand in an attempt to get his finger inside your mouth but he was too busy with wet kisses and massaging your g-spot.

He lifted his head when he heard you cry loudly with doe eyes and an open mouth as you stared at his hand. He placed his thumb in your mouth with a smirk watching you suck on it with a satisfied smile.

“Is that what you wanted princess? You’re so good for me my best girl.” You held on to his thumb with both hands as he rocked your body hitting the wall with the headboard at every thrust.

“Are you ready to let Daddy fill you up? Do you want to have his baby?” He could swear he was getting even harder at the sight of you sucking his thumb beneath him while your tits jiggled as he drilled himself inside of you.

“Daddy’s cum..” You could barely make out what you were saying, your brain was so fuzzy and all you could think about was Harry’s cock.

“Such a good girl, take it baby like you do every time.” He moaned audibly when you came and clenched around him, resulting in his own orgasm as he filled you up to the brim.

His hips were glued to yours as he released inside of you watching the tears spill on your cheeks while you held his hand with his thumb in your mouth with the other wrapped around his neck, you kept mumbling ‘more’ with whines as he was barely done with his first load.

“My good girl, so deep in subspace, always good for her husband.” He stroked your hair and pressed kisses to your face as he lulled you slowly from your subspace before going for another round.

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[rapunzelbro]

I saw u have nothing for velvette so,, maybe her and reader are friends and she’s genuinely impressed by them but refuses to say it directly and just. gives them a lot of gifts dhdksjd

Velvette Being Friends with You

This is my first time writing for Velvette and I would love feedback on this! Anywho! Enjoy~

Masterlist Request to be tagged Velvette

You would meet Velvette by her finding your modeling Sinstagram profile

She’s more impressed with your following and how tf she didn’t find out was beyond her

Like 20k?

Shut the fuck up is she fucking blind?

You would post about the latest styles and trends and all while talking about Velvette’s new styles and showing your own designs based on the trends she had started, which impressed her genuinely

She wouldn’t admit it because you’d have her fucked up if you think she would

You wouldn’t reach out but she would after your latest post and design you made based on hers

You internally freak tf out because you’re worried she is was going to yell at you for talking about her designs when she asked to set a meeting up with the two of you

Cue you and her having that meeting and you’re scared shitless, that you don’t even post and your followers lowkey freak

When you first meet her she’s late by 10 minutes but honestly it gives time for you to calm down

“So like, why haven’t I heard of you and why the fuck aren’t you working for me? You’re actually decent”

She’s super straight to the point, looking up from her phone to look at you looking over at your features

She’s full of judgement??? Like holy shit??

After talking you finally begin to work under her for designing.

Unlike her other employees she tends to spend the most time around you, curious of your abilities and what you have to bring to the table

Oh and she stalks the fuck out of your Sinstagram account. She doesn’t want you bashing her behind her back, not that you would. You admire the hell out of her

Would probably force you to make a post of the two of you and your followers would freak and shoot up over night to 50k.

Outside of work she often would ask you to stay and help with ideas. Well not ask, force you and wait for your creative input and act like she doesn’t like what you say but she really likes it.

Months would go by before you two officially are friends, or what she considers to be friends, it’s hard to tell with her.

You two make your own collab together that honestly is so fucking awesome.

But she says it’s annoying working with someone else and it’s stupid

She secretly loves it so much but won’t tell you

You’ll find new sketchbooks and pencils at your desk constantly as well as the highest quality fabrics to work with

You never know where it comes from but you know it’s her but don’t thank her she’ll just deny it

“You think I did that? Piss off”

She waits for your reaction and hopes you like it

Oh and she would never let you meet Vox and Valentino because fuck them, you’re her friend not theirs

Being friends with her is.. interesting to say the least

#alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #husk hazbin hotel #hazbin charlie #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin lucifer #velvette x reader #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin spoilers #hazbin vaggie #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel valentino x reader #hazbin hotel vox x reader #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel x you #angel dust x reader

[bovineblogger]

I'm pretty self conscious about this ask bc it's not really about a video game cow (do feel free to ignore this ask). But i drew a bunch of cows made entirely of jawbreaker (the candy) based on a dimension20 dnd series and i would love for you to see them.

Unfortunately i don't think links work in asks so if it's not too much trouble you could look for the tag "jawbreaker cow" or "jawbreaker ox" on my blog.

Ofc you really really don't have to but here's the first one i drew as a sort of taste test:

R U KIDDING ME THESE ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR SO TALENTED!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ID LOVE TO GET ONE OF THESE AS A TATTOO IF THATS OK>??????(maybe my celebration for 20k????? ehehheheheeheh)

#asks #dimension 20 #a crown of candy

[beesmygod]

lmfao holy shit at the judge who fiercely defended the divorce law to the point of issuing and ruling over 20k divorces and never sending a bill because he believed in the societal good it offered. he's in it for the love of the game