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slightcinephile · 5 minutes ago
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the mike wozniak task on the new episode of taskmaster made me cry my throat hurts i’ve been laughing so hard
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0100010101001000 · 22 minutes ago
pls tell us about your wizard ocs
Huh, ocs? I dont know what you're talking about 😇 /j
Ok but really, it's sort of embarrassing to me 😔 uh..
Only the one is a wizard
Their first name is Mulberry, and they hate their last name. I think they'd call themselves some stupid edgy nickname they think sounds awesome but I can't think of one that fits. Maybe Darkhorse. Can you fucking imagine? Jesus christ, Mulberry.
Anyway they're short, insecure, emotionally constipated, touch starved, stubborn, can't do math, they're working on being powerful enough to kill god, and all they fucking want is a cowboy hat and some cool facial hair. (they wanna be a cowboy, baby) They read a lot of books and if they mispronounce a word it's totally on purpose guys, dont worry! They're a picky eater and they like eating the blandest food imaginable (they're one of those "I hate sauces" mfers). Coffee is too much for them but they like earl grey tea with no milk or sugar in the morning. They hardly sleep >:(
Imagine a manlet in a dark maroon (they insist on calling it maroon) cloak and dark, understated clothes sitting alone and eating a small plate of unseasoned fries with a glass of lukewarm water. This is Mulberry, and they're probably thinking of different+more creative ways of hurting people.
One time they tried to impress their crush by smoking weed with him but they coughed so hard they threw up and then started crying out of embarrassment but dont tell them I told you that 😔
There I wrote more than I was going to 🤭 igxiyxoyxo aaaaaaa
Also thank you for asking it means a lot to me aaaaa ok bye
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conartisthaiji · 47 minutes ago
#20!
:O ty for the ask! 
20. What is your favorite line from the source material (book, tv show, film, etc)?
“When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy.” AND “Our capacity for love increases with each person we cross paths throughout our lives, and with each moment we spend with them.” -the adventure zone: balance
i’ve never written taz fic but holy fuck do those lines live rent free in my head
AND since we’re both haikyuu fans! have my fave line by my fave character: Negativity, begone! *smack* 
[fic asks for fic writers/readers]
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books-and-cookies · an hour ago
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HOLY FUCK IT'S SHADOW AND BONE DAY OH MY GODDDDDD
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enamoured-x · an hour ago
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y’all i’m so fucking ready for shadow and bone i could cry, ITS FINALLY FUCKING HERE!!!!!!! i just can’t believe it, feels like just yesterday we were screaming about the cast being revealed. the first series that got me into fantasy is finally coming to life and i can’t handle this 😭
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poppytuft · an hour ago
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[there’s a loneliness in me, something too intangible to name.]
something freshly hollowed out, a snowhill
scooped clean by the 9 year old on the corner, she
is building a snow fort for her and her husky,
perfectly blue-eyed and calm, like the
sky, or an older sister’s older cat.
something tenderly empty; a box of chocolates achingly
devoured in the blankets of 3am and savoured, wishing it was
lips on lips and canines on a tendon. red tossed
across the room like an afterthought. a decision already made.
he’s shivering something small, looking up at you with
pupils dilated, a wounded animal, a felled tree.
can’t you see the storm, can’t you smell the rain? 14 miles
out from sea, from home, from an embrace by
arms that slot perfectly around the
lock and chain and arteries looping around his heart.
hot rain, smog, the marine layer. it’s all something the same.
[it’s not, he cries out. it’s not. one is home. one is you. one is
midnight and early mornings and counting the
constellations on your cheeks.
one is the bathroom alone, one is the bird in the street, one
is the water he spilled when he met her. in-
comparable, inconsolable, inexplicable.
poisoned and raw. the redwoods are singing again.]
[because sometimes it’s the weather and
sometimes it’s hitting your head in the shower.
sometimes it’s a hotel room and sometimes it’s the car and sometimes it’s
both, 5 months ago, in the wind. sometimes
i write. sometimes i cry. sometimes i bake some fucking thing and
pretend it’s childbirth, or healing, or
forgetting your name in my mouth.]
i wake up and i pull my teeth out one by one and i
give them to the girl in the snow and she
puts them in a chocolate box and she
gives them to the crying boy, before
they sail out, in the great green sea.
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leagueofuselessness · 2 hours ago
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Cosmolog #3
AHHHH IM SO FUCKING MADDDDD
My fucking mom is so awful and lied to my grandma a few months back, making her think that none of her grandkids loved or had a connection with her AND telling her that she shouldn’t move closer because it’s “too late for that”. My grandma called me really sad today at work thinking that I was the only one that cared about her when in reality it’s my mom and her mom (my grandma) that have always been fighting because my mom can’t put the past behind her and move forwards. I told her I cared about her a lot and made sure to message all my siblings and let them know to give her a ring or send a message to let her know that she’s loved and cherished.
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fanartandvents · 2 hours ago
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You never realize how big 8'11 is until you put your ruler stack next to yourself and basically have to look at your ceiling to see the top of the rulers
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s1utspeare · 3 hours ago
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WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME THAT FUBA WERE GOING TO BE LIKE THAT??? I JUST HAD TO WATCH BA YE SLEEP ON ZHANG RISHAN’S LAP??? I JUST HAD TO WATCH HIM CARRY BA YE ON THREE SEPARATE OCCASIONS JUST BECAUSE BA YE WAS TIRED??? HELLO??? WHO ALLOWED THIS????? i’m going to throw myself out a window
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feelnhorribl · 3 hours ago
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WE’RE MOVING BACK TO THE CITY AND I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT I AM CRY HAPPY TEARS JAHWGUWKEBEGWH
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lunaticsandidiots · 3 hours ago
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sean pertwee in agatha christie’s poirot (1989)
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ghxst-111 · 4 hours ago
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WOAHHH!!! HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
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