#holy fuck that was harder than i thought It'd be

[meownotgood]

♡ on cam / hayakawa aki ♡

♡ kinktober 2022 ♡

pairing: hayakawa aki x fem!reader

word count: 1.7k

content: camgirl reader, soft dom aki, lots of praise, toys, exhibitionism, your boyfriend fucks you in front of all your viewers

this work contains explicit content intended for 18+ individuals. please read the tags and do not interact if you are a minor.

"Look at you — So pretty, baby. Everyone thinks you're so pretty." 

"Shit… I think they saw me." 

bunnyy34: OMG HIS FACE 

demonic_6: so handsome woww 

pochit4: holy shit he's hot 

pochit4: is that ur boyfriend????? 

Aki leans backward, adjusting your laptop on the bed, tilting the camera. He turns his attention back towards you once he's made sure the view is perfect. He presses the glittery pink vibrator to your clit firmer, then leans down. His voice is sultry, barely more than a whisper when he mutters into your ear, "Does it feel good, baby?" 

"Yeah, yeah," You mumble, your legs quivering, your whole body tense from the pleasure. Aki grabs your thigh with his free hand to steady you, rubbing in circles with his palm, then gently squeezing the soft flesh. 

Between his deep gaze locked on yours, his warm touch, his voice — You're doing so well for me, I love showing you off to everyone like this — the thought in your head that hundreds of people are watching you get off, and the buzz of the vibrator between your legs increasing as he cranks it up a level… It's hard to speak, or hell, even think. The only thing you're able to stammer out is, "Please, please, need you." 

"Fuck, I need you too," Aki cups your face; his palm is warm, and you whine when he drags the ridges of the vibrator against your clit. He sounds just as desperate as you, maybe even more so. "You want me to fuck you? In front of all these people?" 

Of course you want him to fuck you. This was your idea, after all. You're the one who begged Aki to make an appearance on your camgirl stream, who promised him you were sure it'd bring in loads of donations. He's always willing to help in your livestream endeavors, but he was hesitant about being on them himself. I'm sure they don't wanna see me. They just wanna see you, pretty girl. 

kon_1990 tipped $100!

kon_1990: please fuck her already 

bunnyy34: she's so fucking cute 

dev1lhunter: damn he's lucky 

dev1lhunter: bet he gets to stick his dick in her whenever he wants to 

Well, Aki has to admit a few things: One, that he assumed wrong, because your chat seems to really get a kick out of seeing the both of you. And two, that he enjoys this way, way more than he thought he would. 

Honestly, there's something about playing with you in front of all of these people, seeing the comments they make, and knowing he's the only one who gets to fuck you that has him whipped. He's the only one who gets to touch you, and he damn well knows he can make you feel better than any toy can. 

Aki's gonna have you screaming his name for your whole audience, he's sure of it. 

"Tell me," Aki commands when you don't answer, his words shaking ever-so slightly. He swallows before he speaks again, "I need you to tell me what you want. Tell me how you want me to fuck you in front of everyone." 

"Yeah, 'course I want you to…" You beg through broken gasps, hardly able to speak as Aki doesn't let up with the vibrator against you. You're so sensitive, so wet; you can feel the way your thighs are soaked, how you're dripping out onto the sheets. "Want all of them to see."

Aki's eyes flicker to check the laptop screen for a moment, and when they do, his gaze lingers, a little smirk forming on his face as he reads what your chat is saying. He addresses your chat directly, his voice taking on that familiar, serious tone: "I can fuck her better than good. She's gonna cum on my dick harder than she does on any of her little toys." 

ea5yrev3nge tipped $30! 

ea5yrev3nge: I'll tip 200 if u show us how good u can fuck her 

angelicaura: aye I got here late what's happening 

bunnyy34: topknotluvr is gonna get fucked by her bf lol 

His hand moves to your chin, where he carefully grabs your face and tilts you towards him, forcing you to look at him. He asks, "Isn't that right?" 

You're already lost in the moment, in the pleasure on your clit and the way he's so unexpectedly into this. His gaze is deep enough to drown in, his eyelashes heavy. You babble, "Right, right…" 

Aki pulls the vibrator away and finally clicks it off. He tosses it to the side on the bed and reaches for the laptop, adjusting it again. This has to be perfect. He needs everyone to get the most perfect view when he fucks you, when he puts his cock inside you. God, the thought of it alone, of everyone seeing and watching and knowing that you're his — It makes him feel lightheaded, and Aki quickly fumbles to pull down his sweats and his boxers to free his stiffening cock.

He grabs your hip to pull you in closer, and the head of his cock throbs when you feel it nudging your entrance. It's pretty and thick, certainly enough for your viewers to ogle at, and he's already so hard, dribbling sticky precum over the shaft. He wraps his hand around it, giving your audience a bit of a show as his nimble fingers pump his cock, palm swiping over the tip to get it wet. He's been waiting for this just as long as you have, practically aching to be inside you. 

demonic_6: omfg 

_futurerules: can she even take that 

snowball97 tipped $125! 

"Spread your legs wider for me, baby," Aki commands breathlessly, and then affirms, right after, "There you go. Good girl. I want everyone to see how you take me." 

He settles his hands on your waist, adjusting your hips a bit more before he presses inside. He gasps, breath hitching as he buries his dick in further, muttering something you hardly catch, something like, So tight. Slowly, he fills you, letting your viewers see how you take every inch of his cock. When he's all the way in, his hips flush with yours, he groans, his head falling to your shoulder. 

You tangle your fingers in his soft hair as he starts to fuck you. Nice and slow, allowing everyone to watch the way his cock stretches you each time he presses in, the way your cunt grips him every time he pulls out, the shaft glistening with your slick, with how wet you are. 

Aki acknowledges it, speaking quietly into your ear, voice strained and trembling, "So wet for me, God..." 

"Hah, s-shit," Aki stammers, and his eyes flicker to the laptop screen for another brief moment. He presses his soft lips to your neck, then to the shell of your ear, and finally whispers, "They want me to fuck you harder, sweetheart. You can take it, yeah?" 

demonic_6 tipped $75! 

demonic_6: fuck her harder 

dev1lhunter: im gonna cum already 

"Uh-huh, please," You babble, nodding your head feverishly. 

"That's my girl." 

As soon as the words leave his mouth, Aki is wasting no time fucking you harder, burying his cock in deeper, giving you more. It's so messy and sloppy, your thighs soaked. Your room is filled with the obscene, wet sound made as he fucks you, your quiet moans, and his shaky breaths. You wrap your legs around his back, pulling him in even closer. 

You've been so caught up in the moment that you almost forgot how everyone is watching. All your viewers and adoring fans: their eyes are on you as you get fucked by your boyfriend, by Aki. The thought alone makes your heart flutter and your cunt tighten around him.

You mumble his name, desperately, "Aki- Don't stop." 

"God, baby," Aki groans, voice bordering on a whine; it's hard for him to speak now, too. "Say it louder. I want all of them to hear you."

bunnyy34: did anyone catch that???? 

angelicaura: cute 

snowball97: oh my god was that his name 

So you oblige, chanting his name over and over again, louder and louder — Aki, Aki, Aki — even though your voice has gone weak and hoarse, words fraying at the edges. Aki finds your hand, intertwines his fingers with yours and squeezes tight. 

His moans are becoming noisier, more needy, his heart skipping a beat and his cock throbbing every time you say his name; he places hurried, messy kisses to the nape of your neck to shut himself up. You can feel his breath fanning out over your skin, warm every time he gasps for air. 

Although he's overwhelmed, Aki focuses his attention on pleasing you; he finds your sweet spot, like he always does, hitting it with every thrust into you, until your eyes threaten to roll into the back of your head and you end up squeezing his hand back even tighter. You're getting close, feeling a knot of tension grow in your core, and your words slur when you beg, "Really close, Aki please. Wanna cum for you-" 

"Yeah? Oh, babygirl," Aki falters for a moment, his pace growing ragged, more desperate as he approaches his own high. "I'm close — Gonna cum with you, let everyone hear how pretty you sound when you cum for me." 

You fall apart for him then, your legs squirming where they're held over his back. Your cunt pulses, squeezing his cock tighter, and he can't hold back; Aki rides the same high as you, fucking you messily through your orgasm, spilling his cum deep inside, his cock twitching and throbbing from the aftershock.

You're chanting his name over and over, and he's saying your name in unison, under his breath, quiet enough so only you are able to hear. "You did so well, you're okay," He whispers, "Just breathe." 

Aki gives you a moment to relax before he pushes himself off of you, brushing his messy hair from his face. He asks, "Want me to turn off the stream now?" And when you nod, he's reaching for your laptop. 

ea5yrev3nge tipped $200! 

angelicaura tipped $170! 

_futurerules tipped $50! 

_futurerules: that was so hot 

bunnyy34: does anyone know if he's gonna be on her next stream?? 

kon_1990: I hope so 

demonic_6: probably, I think she made it to the front page 

You peer up at him, his eyes glinting and earrings shining in the low light of the laptop screen. You ask, "How did it go? Did they like it?" 

"Yeah, baby… Wow. So many donations," Aki closes the browser, shutting the laptop, turning back towards you with a little smile on his face. "How about I take you on a shopping spree tomorrow — What do you think?" 

#aki hayakawa x reader #aki x reader #aki hayakawa smut #chainsaw man x reader #chainsaw man smut #aki hayakawa

[sugar-omi]

my thoughts have been nothing but Cove with a collar and leash. Just you pulling the leash while he fucks you or you fucking him from behind while pulling it. Pulling him down on his knees and having him crawl towards you.

i instantly knew i needed a whole fic on this, anon you could not have sent this at a better time pls... i've actually been thinking abt this all day!! also i'm glad someone else had this thought bc ive thought abt it before n its so.... hnggg... eta now that ive finished writing: THIS IS THE NASTIEST FIC I THINK IVE EVER WRITTEN N ITS LONGER THAN I THOUGHT IT'D BE.... i think you can tell i Actually lost my mind while writing, pls i was SO INTO IT AHHH THIS IS MY FAVORITE RN HOLY SHIT

DAY TWO — COLLARING

*kinktober masterlist | *ao3

tags : NSFW, gn reader, multiple choice dialogue, dom!reader + sub!cove, switch cove/reader, begging, a bit of dacryphilia (crying), orgasm denial, master + puppy titles, puppy play (implied/mentioned), dirty talk/degradation

synopsis : you put a collar and leash on cove, he likes the control you have over him.

cove is so handsome already, waking up to your pretty husband always leaves you on cloud nine.

but having cove in front of you, squirming as he tries to be patient while you clasp the collar around his neck and straighten it...

"master..?" cove mutters, speaking carefully as if any louder, and it'll break the moment building between you.

"yes, puppy? what is it?" you pet cove's bangs away from his forehead, settling your fingers in the messy strands.

he's so pretty like this. looking up at you with those big eyes... you could keep him like this forever.

"will you uh..." cove swallows, his fingers finding the ridged edge of his scar. "make it tighter?"

you lift your brows, curious at the request. "i'll tighten it by one loop, no more."

cove smiles, if he had a tail it would wag. "that's fine."

you undo the buckle and tighten it, fidgeting with it until you're satisfied. "there. what do you think?"

cove turns around, not moving from his knees, and faces the mirror where he leans forward and trails the edge of his new collar with his finger tips.

"its nice..." he trails off, feel speechless at his new jewelry, and a natural habit as he gets into the scene.

you pull his head back by his hair, standing over him. "now what do you say to master?" you urge, ready to turn the tables but you're trusting cove to be obedient, especially with his gift.

he licks his lips, squirming. "t-thank you, master.."

you smile, leaning down to kiss your boys forehead. "good boy."

cove gazes into your eyes, so full of love and trust.

and while he's admiring you, probably thinking something cheesy even when he's like this, you clasp the leash on his neck.

"oh-" cove's throat strains against the collar as he tries to look at his new addition.

"you can't walk a dog without a leash, puppy." you remark, not bothering to fight the smirk on your lips.

cove nods, biting his lip as he follows the length of the leash to your hand.

you pet his hair, fixing the strands. "it's weird seeing you with this new collar, isn't it?" you don't expect a reply but cove agrees. "we'll just make new memories with this one..."

"ma-master!" cove whines loudly, pushing his hips back on your strap / dick.

you tut, gripping cove's hips and tugging on his leash hard enough to make his shoulders roll back, you can't fight the grin that spreads across your lips when he yells, and tightens around your length, whining at the drag.

"stay still, puppy. use your words if you want something." you reprimand, leaning over cove's back to kiss his neck.

he pants, tugging at the sheets. "master..."

you work your way up to his jaw, planting kisses all along the way. "yes, puppy?"

cove looks back at you, his eyes big and glassy, "harder.. please?"

you coo, kissing cove's cheek. "see how easy it is to use your words?" you tug on cove's leash to bring his upper body up so you can kiss him, the kiss is messy, and cove is drooling but it's so cute to see how mindless he gets when you put the collar on him.

you adjust your position to fulfill cove's wish, wrapping the leash around your hand and pulling it taut while you fuck into his willing body with abandon.

cove moans loudly, cursing as your tip slams against his prostate.

you grin at the moans easily falling from his lips, singing so beautifully for you. "what do you say?"

cove is silent, save for his loud and lewd moans before he speaks in a shaky voice. "thank you! thank you master!"

you tug on the leash again, relishing in the shaky groan that comes from cove.

"i'm.. i'm gonna cum!" cove pants, clawing at the sheets as he pushes back on your cock.

"don't you dare cum, i didn't give you permission." you wrap your hand between his legs to squeeze the tip.

"ah- y/n, please!" cove begs, wide eyes pleading with you to let him finish.

"bad pups don't get to finish," you growl, tugging on the leash so he's flushed against your chest. "you didn't even address me properly. why would i let you cum?"

cove whimpers, "please.. i'm sorry, master! i'll do anything.."

you kiss his cheeks before you find his lips, softly slipping your tongue in your fretting pups mouth, trying to kiss his distress away.

"poor baby... how about this, if you can fuck me i'll let you cum."

cove looks at you with wide eyes, used to being on the bottom even if you're taking his cock.

he swallows, clearly wishing you'd just fuck him until he can't think but also wanting to obey. he nods, "yes, yes master..."

he's even prettier like this. so pathetic and darling, leaning over you on shaky arms as he weakly ruts into your hole.

"awe, you can do better than that, puppy." you coo, tugging on the leash to get his attention, cove's eyes stuck on your hole swallowing up his sensitive dick.

"but-but... i'm so sensitive!" he cries, referring to the cock ring you slipped on him beforehand.

"but you've endured so much more than a bit of edging, surely my sweet boy can get through this?" you sooth, squeezing cove's hand thats clinging onto yours for comfort.

cove whimpers, resting his head on your shoulder.

you smack your lips irritably. your puppy is so pathetic today, usually he's so enthusiastic even when you deny him orgasm. maybe you need to be more strict...

deciding cove needs to remember who's in charge, you wrap the leash around your hand and stretch your arm out to tug cove out of your shoulder.

"ah-!" cove's eyes widen, and you can feel his cock twitch from the way the sudden tug chokes him, the collar straining on his throat but not uncomfortably painful.

"i'm being lenient here, puppy. don't make me punish you." you fix your eyes sternly, trying to break through cove's fucked out daze. you're still in charge. "do you want your first time in this collar to be a punishment?"

cove shakes his head, his hair flopping around. "no, master.." he mutters weakly.

"come here, sweet boy..." you reach for him, pulling him into a kiss.

cove whines into the kiss, hardly letting you breathe in between kisses. you tug on his bottom lip with your teeth when you break the kiss, pushing against cove's chest.

"keep going puppy, you can finish this time." you promise, making cove light up.

he rambles his thank you's, situating your legs on his shoulders and he starts to move even though his thrusts are shaky and you both moan in tandem when his tip bumps against your cervix / prostate.

this time cove is more enthusiastic, his hips bucking wildly into you and making your bounce against the pillows with every thrust.

cove pants, his lips parted and his tongue poking out. "you're so.. so beautiful, master..."

you coo, accepting the compliment but you can't help but tease him. "so sweet. but are you sure- ah- you're.. not talking about my ass / pussy?"

cove huffs, looking up at you with those same glassy eyes and shaking his head.

you laugh and mock in a shaky voice, "but isn't that why you're such a dumb puppy today? because master fucked you dumb on their dick and even now all you can think about is cumming inside your master."

cove moans lowly at the accusation, and even if he tried to fight it, he can't deny that his thrusts picked up pace, further abusing your insides, and he just pants wildly.

you tug on the leash, propping yourself on your elbows so you can tug his head back. "that's it! let go and just be my dumb cock / pussy drunk puppy!"

cove nods, looking at you with tears slipping from his beautiful eyes, "yes master, wanna.. wanna be yours.." he babbles, holding your hips down so he can thrust up into you, practically humping you like a dog.

"i know baby, tell me how much of a slut you are. admit it, you like when i collar you and make you act like a dog?" you groan, throwing your head back when cove hits a sweet spot inside you

"ye-yes! i love it!" cove pants, his eyes welling up again.

you stutter out a coo in between cove's rough thrusts, "and following me around on all fours, with anal beads shoved up your slutty hole?"

cove whimpers loudly, crumbling at the dirty talk.

"you look so pretty with that tail swinging behind you, i should've put it inside you today." you wistfully ramble.

"gonna-gonna come... master can i please, please cum?" cove whines out through gritted teeth, leaning over you so he's actually humping you this time.

"cum for me puppy, you're so good for me." you praise, reaching between your bodies to stroke your sex, huffing when your fingers brush against the sensitive nerves.

cove finishes quickly, his hips stuttering into your fluttering entrance as he weakly finishes inside you, his cock twitching against your sensitive insides.

you finish with him, shaking and accidently tugging on the leash that's still tight in your grip.

cove whines and curls himself into your neck, his breathing slowly evening out.

you push back his hair, encouraging him to look at you and you're met with his pretty eyes, lashes spiked from tears and his cheeks flushed and sweaty.

you coo, "my beautiful boy, you did so good.." you lean forward to kiss his nose, enjoying how he scrunched up his face. "so you definitely like the collar, baby?"

cove flushes, tilting his head but looking at you through his lashes. eventually he nods, "yeah..."

#sugar omi kinktober #sugar-omi kinktober #olba #our life: beginnings & always #kinktober #cove holden #cove holden x reader #smut #cove holden smut #cove x mc #cove x reader #cove our life #cove holden x mc #cove holden x reader smut #our life smut

[becca-e-barnes]

Current life goal:

Sitting on sub!buck's lap and making out with him, leaving kisses along his jawline and down his neck and managing to make me cum in his pants. I had too, so sorry

Oh God, shit like this would be such a dream come true 🤤 looks like we have the same life goal!!

Because I can just imagine that huge man getting so needy and submissive, he can't even collect his thoughts enough to beg you to fuck him

It starts out so innocently, just gentle kisses between soft smiles. Giggles that turn into gasps and hands that can't stop wandering. His body is always so firm. His muscles tense, tightening under each little touch, not giving in to the intimacy. It's not that he doesn't want it, that couldn't be further from the truth. It's just that he can't surrender too quickly. It takes so little to make him lose himself and he never enjoys giving in too fast.

You know you've got him when you hear the little gasp of "Oh God, please." It's just pathetic enough to make your heart leap in your chest. He's frantically trying to catch his breath, sucking in slow steading breaths as your sinful lips latch onto his ear lobe. Your teeth graze it slightly, tugging and teasing. Your hot breath on his skin makes him shiver but it's nothing compared to how warm and wet your mouth is.

"You like that, baby boy?" You ask so quietly, he wonders if he imagined it for a second.

"It feels good. Fuck, so good." He sobs, low and broken. His head rolls backwards, exposing his neck so beautifully. His Adam's apple bobs, his eyes are squeezed shut and even the little roll of your hips that comes with you leaning over to kiss him has him hissing gently because he can't even imagine how much better this would be without clothes getting in the way. Like he truly can't imagine it; he thinks if he does this will all be over before it's really started.

Your lips land on his neck so chastely at first. It's a touch so delicate, his head can hardly comprehend how he's feeling such overwhelming pleasure from it. It's maybe not the touch at all but he only half pieces that thought together. He thinks it's probably just you that has him so weak but that's a thought for when his head is a little clearer.

"Bucky sweetheart, you're shaking." The words make him wince because fuck, that's pathetic. His flesh hand is resting in both of yours and he doesn't need to look at it to know you're right.

He's putty in your hands, trembling with sheer need because it's all just a little more than his head can keep up with. "Do you need to slow down? We can cuddle for a bit if you like?" You ask without a hint of judgement but before you can even finish, he's shaking his head vigorously.

"Don't stop. Please don't stop." He begs, his flesh hand dropping to grip your hip, encouraging you to roll your body against his bulge. You take his word for it, knowing that if he needs anything, he won't be too shy in asking you for it.

Your lips latch back onto his neck, sucking and teasing while your hips keep rolling. It's so satisfying watching this wall of muscle lose himself in the sweetest touches. "Oh holy shit... Please. O-oh please. Just l-like that. God, don't stop. Don't stop, baby." He's totally gone, throbbing in the confines of his jeans and not even able to process how this can feel so good.

Your mouth is just perfect on him, as is the feeling of you rutting against him and before he knows it, he's too far gone. "Fuck, I'm cumming." He grunts, tugging you down as hard as he can, mumbling in absolute bliss because it's all too perfect.

"You cumming for me, Buck? Making a mess before I even touch you?" He knows you're not making fun of him but it's so fucking embarrassing it almost makes him cum harder.

But when the high wears off, he's spent and panting. He's so sticky, it'd be uncomfortable if he wasn't totally boneless and pliant. "I'm sorry." He whispers, hardly even able to look at you.

"You have nothing to be sorry for, baby. I love this. And I love you." You're so gentle and kind with him, he almost melts. He's not in any rush to move because he feels so cared for like this but he knows when he needs to, you'll happily help him clean up before falling into bed together for some tender kisses and warm cuddles.

#asks answered <3 #anon #becca writes spice #sub!bucky #subby men are perfect and deserve to be worshipped #please and thank you #I want a new perfume #but I hate ordering perfume off the internet without smelling it first #I saw a video on tiktok recommending one and now I want it #but what if I order it and it doesn't feel like me?

[purposefully-lost]

Beth took a deep breath and tried not to be obvious about it. Charlie was pressed against her shoulder, waiting with her at the bus stop for the ride that would take her back home. It'd been a struggle to convince him that he didn't need to drive her, she'd be fine taking the bus, but she could still tell that he was itching to do so. It made him antsy whenever any offers of help or a favor were denied; he didn't like feeling like he wasn't doing his part. It was one of the many things that had made him such a good boyfriend.

Her hand clenched and unclenched at her side. She had to do it. If she didn't say something, this was going to keep going on forever, and she wasn't going to do that to either of them. Finding her resolve, she spoke. "So, um. My application got accepted."

"What?" Charlie's attention snapped her. He leaned forward on the bench to better see her face, a grin splitting across his own. "For real?"

She could've laughed. It was exceedingly difficult not to. Beth nodded for him. "For real."

"Holy shit!" Before she could saying anything else, he threw an arm around her and pulled her tight to his side. Charlie laughed as rested his head against hers, his giddiness palpable in the way he gave her a small squeeze. "Fuck yeah! I knew you'd get it. What'd I tell you?" He let go her just so he could look at her. He did look very happy. He'd been her biggest cheerleader from the start, and that made it all the worse that she was about to shatter his poor heart. She felt her chest tighten while she watched him prattle on. "So that means you're movin' upstate, right?" He asked, pausing briefly before he seemed to just forge ahead past his own reservations. "We're gonna have to get your shit together soon! I'll ask dad if he'll let me borrow the truck. And we've gotta get stuff for your dorm and everythin'. Maybe when Chris goes shoppin' for his new place, we could tag along? And-"

"Charlie, we need to- to talk, actually." She could've winced as she said it. He paused, his expression dipping to something more concerned as he looked at her.

"What about?"

"About, I- I mean.." she frowned, frustrated. She'd known he'd make this hard. Gently, she tugged herself out of his hold, scooting away from him on the bench just enough so that she could turn herself to face him. Charlie seemed to sober up a little, and his brows furrowed as he mirrored her. He really was handsome. His face had matured over the past few years, sure, squaring to a strong jaw and warm features, but it was still undeniably boyish. It'd made him such a good Beast; the moment they'd reveled the face under all the corny makeup, he'd been perfectly suited to the more childish and charming parts of the prince. She couldn't have been happier to have had him as her counterpart. They'd been friends for years now, longer than they'd dated, and she knew now that that had been when she'd liked him best.

"Beth?" He asked expectedly. She warmed as she focused back in on him. It wasn't even that she didn't love him, it was that she wasn't ready for the kind of love he had in him.

"Look," she started, keeping her voice soft. "Upstate is- it's a long way away. And we're both gonna have a lot to focus on soon, with school and everything. I think... I think maybe we should just go back to being friends." She said the last part more quickly than intended in an attempt to just get it out and over with. She'd thought she'd be crying by now, and she thanked god she wasn't. That would make it all the harder.

Charlie's face had fallen. He had that look he got when he turned a little introspective, and she found herself holding her breath while she waited for him to put it all together. She watched his throat move as he swallowed. "It's only a couple of hours," he said softly. His gaze flickered back up to her, his eyes already a little wet. Beth deflated, just a little bit. "Y'know, I don't mind the drive. I- I could-"

"It's not really about the drive." Her breath hitched. Oh, fuck, there it was. Reaching up, she scrubbed at one of her eyes, then let out a slow breath. "It's- I'm not.. ready for this, Charlie. I- I thought maybe I could be, but I'm not." She dropped her hand, then shrugged, trying to offer him a small smile. "We gave it a go, and I think.. maybe that's all it should be. It'll be tough to keep things up once I leave, anyway."

Charlie looked away from her. He was starting to withdraw into himself in a way she hated, but she'd just burned the bridge she took to reach out to him. His hands fidgeted in his lap, one tugging at a sleeve of his jacket. "I-" He tried, and then he fell quiet again. "It's not that far," he said finally. She sighed.

"I told you, it's-"

"No, I- I know." He looked up. "Not about that. But I thought- hell, we've been takin' things slow already. I don't mind it. We don't have to.."

Beth found herself smiling for him. It was the exact thing she'd expected him to say. And maybe outloud, they said it was slow, and they made no commitments, but she could tell what it all meant to him. It wasn't like he could help it. She shook her head. "The fact that you're arguing it is.. God, thats your problem." She said it as gently as she could. "Your slow isn't really.. slow. And I just.. I don't really wanna deal with.. relationships at all right now. I'm sorry."

His gaze had dropped again. He'd pulled a knee up to his chest and wrapped his arms around it, and she could he was trying to hide the fact that he was crying. It was pointless, because she felt like she might cry, too. She hated hurting him. But she had to.

"Charlie," she said gently, before there was a screech of brakes that made her look up. Her bus was here. She sighed again. "I've gotta go. I'll... see you around, okay?" She pushed herself up to stand. He vaguely nodded, which made her chest hurt. "...We're still friends."

"Yeah," he said softly. Sniffling, he looked up at her and nodded again. "Sure. See you."

Beth tried to smile again for him. Then she stepped away to wait for the bus door to open, but she only got so far before familiar arms were pulling her in for a brief, tight hug. Charlie was on his way to really breaking down when he pulled away. He stuttered out an apology, and before she could tell him it was alright, he'd started off down the street again.

She watched him go with her heart in her throat. She hoped it wouldn't take them too long to work their way back from this.

#drabble #charlie reimes #BUD..

[ss-shitstorm]

hihi! hope you’re having a good day, and if you’re not, the universe better up its game cuz it’s the very least you deserve

really hope i don’t make it worse with this, but i’ve been in a real angsty mood recently and i had an equally angsty FP thought…don’t read anything below if you don’t wanna be hella sad like me 😅

what happens when reader’s friends and colleagues’ time starts to run out? reader’s barely aged a year or two, meanwhile they’re helping Powerglide pick flowers for a slowly wilting Astoria? internally they’re having a breakdown because they’d already been through Fowler funeral, Carly isn’t far behind, and despite Spike’s devoted caring for her, she’s barely there anymore…and reader still thanks every godawful driving force of their universe that Optimus, Ratchet, and their kids won’t have to go through this with them for a long time. it doesn’t make the ordeal of living past the lives of every mortal you ever cared about any easier, but it’s a small comfort in rapidly changing times

…yeah i’m just gonna choose to believe that they all live forever bc robogod says so, i don’t have enough tears in me for this

implying Astoria didn't get 100x times the energon exposure reader did sucking A-10 dick for 30 years

aight thank you for this infinite angst generator. Holy SHIT this is painful oh god.

Honestly I think I had *something* in my notes about how just being around bots and energon long enough would actually slow down cellular decay, so you *would* have all your squishy buds with you for way longer than you'd normally have them. But you'd still outlive them, and it'd fucking suck.

Honestly though Bumblebee would probably take it the hardest bc these people raised him. He'd probably take on a caretaking role whenever possible as they got less mobile and feeble and of course that just reinforces the bond he has with them so it sucks even *harder* when they go.

[belikethemoon]

A Few Words For The Firing Squad

I woke up early once again, that's four days straight

I didn't wake you, baby, I just watched you lay

In the radiation of the city sun

I am in love with you, it is my only grace (Woo)

You know how everything can seem a little out of place?

All of my life, that seemed to be the only normal state

So feelin' normal never really meant me feelin' sane

And bein' clear about the truth and bein' sane have never really been the same

I used to wanna get the chance to show the world I'm smart (Ha)

Isn't that dumb? I should've focused mostly on the heart

'Cause I seen smarter people trample life like it's an art

So bein' smart ain't what it used to be, that's fuckin' dark

You ever notice that the worst of us have all the chips?

It really kinda takes the sheen off people gettin' rich

Like maybe rich is not the holy, ever-lovin'

King of nothin' fuckers, know we know you're bluffin'

You are dealing with the motherfuckin' money-money runners

It'd be a lie if I told you that I ever disdained the fortune and fame

But the presence of the pleasure never abstained me from any of the pain

When my mother transitioned to another plane, I was sitting on a plane

Tellin' her to hold on, and she tried hard, but she just couldn't hang

Been two years, truth is I'll probably never be the same

Dead serious, it's a chore not to let myself go insane

It's crippling, make you wanna lean on a cup of promethazine

But my queen say she need a king, not another junkie, flunky rapper fiend

Friends tell her, "He could be another Malcolm, he could be another Martin"

She told her partner, "I need a husband more than the world need another martyr"

Made in Atlanta, Georgia, where I use to ride the MARTA

With a empty .22 in the front pocket of my Braves Starter

Tryin' to make it out the mud as a baby father is much harder

The same children that you love and adore, the court'll use to break and rob ya

Circumstance woulda broke a weaker man, but I put it on my mama

I'm a man of honor and the hardship made me a better money runner

This is for the never heard, never even got a motherfuckin' word

This is for my sister, Sarah, honey, I'm so sorry you were hurt (Ayy)

This is for the dawn, mama took a knock, had to change the locks

Dusted up and brushed off and I watched, talk about a boss

For the holders of a shred of heart even when you wanna fall apart

When you're surrounded by the fog, treadin' water in the ice cold dark

When they got you feelin' like a fox runnin' from another pack of dogs

Put the pistol and the fist up in the air, we are there, swear to God

Black child in America, the fact that I made it's magic

Black and beautiful, the world broke my mama heart, and she died an addict

God blessed me to redeem her in my thoughts, words, and my actions

Satisfaction for the devil, goddammit, he'll never, ever have it

This is for the do-gooders that the no-gooders used and then abused

For the truth tellers tied to the whippin' post, left beaten, battered, bruised

For the ones whose body hung from a tree like a piece of strange fruit

Go hard, last words to the firing squad was, "Fuck you too"

Run The Jewels, A Few Words For The Firing Squad

#RTJ #Run The Jewels #A Few Words For The Firing Squad #This is what real live angels look like. 🥹 #🏴 #Killer Mike #EL-P

[satcrvz]

A NIGHT TO REMEMBER !

what happened when gojos bestfriend hits on you at the fair?

cw: gojo x f!reader, reader is shorter than gojo, profanity, also i wrote this with the idea of them being in college, but really it works for anything 1.6k words.

this was in my head in the shower… idk what provoked it but!! i did not proofread this.. title is a bea reference :>

holy shit he's an asshole gojo thought to himself. right now he was watching his best friend, geto, practically throw himself all over you in front of his face, while him and shoko wait in the concession line. gojo frantically takes out his phone, while simultaneously glaring at you and geto

GOJO suguru bro, i don't know what i did to you in a past life but PLEASE STOP 😭

GOJO stop flexing your tiny ass muscles to her she’s never gonna want me if you do that

GETO dude, you've had so many opportunities at this carnival, be romantic and win them a stuffy or some shit bro i dunno. make a move or i will

GOJO WE GOT HERE 15 MINUTES AGO>??

geto smirks, shuts off his phone, and places it back in his pocket. shoko she insisted on going with gojo to hold all the food. she could’ve stayed back with you. geto speaks up, "you cold?" you offer him a grin, "a little.."

if only it'd been satoru asking you, offering his jacket to you. you can dream, right?

your thoughts are cut off by him humming, his eyes on your face illuminated by the bright LED's and rides around you. if you didnt know any better you'd think — the voice in your head is once again cut off, but not by geto, gojo.

he's nearly sprinting, bumping into people and uttering apologies. "guys i got the food!!!" you slightly smile at his action, you've always liked that he could make you laugh. shoko's wearing a very obviously annoyed look while slowly trailing behind him holding a funnel cake and those big ass lemonade cups. why'd she go if she was only going to hold two things? satoru could've carried them.

"the lines were so long, guys you don't get it" gojo drags out the so long part, hoping you guys sympathize with him. "did you get my fries?" geto asks. "oh shit... looks like i forgot! i did get your nachos though bro."

shoko speaks for the first time since her and gojos return "he didn't forget, he did that on purpose. he's mad about -" "anyways! y/n, i didn’t know what you wanted so i just got a pretzel"

you smile and take them out of his hand so he has less stuff to carry, "thanks satoru, that was really sweet of you. id be happy with whatever you got me though!" shoko snickers while gojo sends geto a smug look.

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you take a big inhale as you step up to the carnival game, all you had to was knock down the 3 stacked cups. damn this looks harder than i expected. gojo and geto were doing their own thing close by, and shoko was beside you rooting for you.

"fuck" was all you could say, unfortunately you only had 5 throws, and while you did manage to knock two down, the third one stayed standing so it didnt count. "its all good, you should go ask satoru to win it for you", she says satoru in almost a child like way, making fun of you for your crush on the white haired guy. the both of you scoot out the way, making room for the people in line to have a go.

"he wouldn't, not right now at least, he's over there yapping away to sugu" reaching toward shoko, who fortunately still had funnel cake, you stuff your mouth with a piece of it. while youre focused on eating, she exchanges a glance with geto, both of them nodding.

"hey y/n, i think im gonna go talk to suguru and go get another lemonade" shoko starts walking away, but you continue,

"oh okay thats fine! i might go get on the swings again" shoko had really done it this time. you can see her and suguru walking and laughing to each other as they walk around the carnival talking about god knows what. meanwhile, gojo makes his way toward you, quite awkwardly actually. you finish wrapping up your text to shoko which read;

TO: SHOKO im ngl, im actually going to hurt you!!! yk i can't be left alone w him in a place like this.. im going to embarrass myself

"where are they off to? suguru didnt tell me shit he just left with shoko" gojo runs his right hand through his hair.

"shoko told me she was going to get more lemonade, but i highly doubt it. she's gonna have to piss" the taller man in front of you laughs and starts talking,

"yeah, one day in freshman year, she told me she'd rather be dead than use a porta potty and that. . . " fuck why does he have to be so pretty? had his eyes always shined like that? maybe it was the lighting from the neon rides around you, but that doesn't distract you from the way his hair is blowing in the wind.

satorus voice finally is audible in your head again, ". . . anyways you wanna go on that ship ride? sugurus too chicken to go with me"

shit. "yeah! shoko's been too engrossed with that big ass funnel cake to go on rides, so we stuck to the mini games" "great cmon!" he grabs your wrist and guides you to the line. fortunately for the both of you, by the time you guys made it over there, the ride had ended and they were loading on new people.

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"don't manspread asshole!" "sorry." satoru had undeniably long legs.

"you nervous?" he asks turning his head to look at you fully with a smile. "yeah im gonna fucking shit myself, if i fall out, i blame you."

"awhhh its okay, i wouldn't let you fall out you're too good for that"

"oh yeah? what would you do."

"intervene."

the employees check the last 2 people to make sure they're secure, and shortly after, the ride starts. somewhere along the seventh swing, you clasp both of your hands around satorus left hand. his hands were warm. he glances down and looks back up at you, "you 'bout to cry?" fuck him and his stupid condescending voice and pretty blue eyes.

"no im about to throw you off the ride im so terrified right now, and it’s kind of cold which isn’t helping” you remove your hands from his and cross them around your waist.

the ride ends and you could not be happier to have your feet back on stable ground. you look around for geto and shoko, hoping that they could magically find the two of you and make things less awkward.

gojo drapes his jacket over your shoulders but before you could even get a word out he explains, “you uh, mentioned you were cold on the ride” how are you meant to function if he’s looking down at you like that? “thanks but what about you?”, you put your arms through the sleeves of his jacket and zip it up halfway.

“don’t you see the resemblance? i’m elsa, the cold never bothered me anyway!” if you were a bystander, you’d think he was crazy with the way his hands were positioned on his hips like he was a super hero.

from his point of view, you were beautiful. it’s almost cinematic the way his mind nearly watches you laugh in slow motion, your smile was the brightest thing to him, even at night. i’m so in love with you. fuck did he say that out loud?

you’re taken by surprise, obviously. god you wish you could just facetime shoko and beg her for advice like the many times before. your lips were pressed together, and then you find the words.

“i’m sorry you’re what?” well.. maybe those weren’t the right words.

“i’m in love with you”, he says more confidently than before. “hey it’s completely okay if you don’t feel the same way, i can’t force you to like me back”

you feel the blood rushing to your cheeks, youd played out this and possibly 60 other different scenarios in your head about this happening. “nonono! i do like you back, i have for a while actually… i just didn’t expect for this to be happening you know?”

he rubs the back of his neck with his hand, “well, ‘m glad you feel the same way” the moment between the two of you felt like you guys were the only two people in that carnival. both of your faces were inches away from eachother. it’s like—

“damn”, you could hear the smile in the persons voice, which obviously belongs to shoko. both her and geto are staring the two of you down. she holds out her hand to geto and he plants a 1000 yen in her hand.

“shoko oh my god” you go over to her and wrap your arms around her. “gross you have satorus jacket. do not touch me until you get that contaminated shit off” while you and shoko argue about that, geto speaks up to gojo, “you still didn’t win her a plush, you’re already on a bad start to being a boyfriend”

the taller one furrows his brows, “hey! we aren’t dating yet and i actually planned on it before you and idiot number 2’s entrance”

“nah bro i saw you, you looked like you wanted to punch your with her lips” ironically suguru punches satoru in the shoulder. “whatever! im gonna go win her one right now” — “cmon y/n” he grabs your arm once again and you give shoko a sympathy smile while she just laughs.

you’re not sure if the two of you are dating after that little confession, but whatever it was, you liked it.

#✧; satcrvz writes! #✧; satcrvz #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk fluff #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jjk x reader

[actuallyzeropercent]

Butcher Neil in 200 or 218 if you’re still doing requests

fuck

#tfc #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #neil josten #nathaniel wesninski #butcher!Neil #holy fuck that was harder than i thought It'd be #Anonymous

[horrors-at-night]

"That's right," the Hedonist said. Jeff whined. "You're doing good," the Hedonist encouraged, a white tentacle stroking the smaller male's head. "You're alright. You can do this. I've got you."

Sweat trapped dark hair on Jeff's forehead. His vision blurred with lust only half wanted. He hated going into heat. It was never a regular cycle like the other Horrors. It hit harder, rougher, than even Eyeless Jack, and he was a demon.

Worse part was... Release was almost impossible while going through it. Maybe it was the years of abuse. Maybe it was his own refusal to let go of control. But he could count on his hands how many times he'd cum while in heat.

The Hedonist squeezed Jeff's hand in his massive clawed one.

"I'm right here," he reminded. You wouldn't think it'd be hard to forget that - he'd never taken a cock this big from anyone else - but trauma was fickle. Even in heat, it lurked in the darkness of his memories with a smile.

Jeff groaned and clenched his legs tighter around the Hedonist's white hips.

"Harder," he said.

"You sure?" The Hedonist's other hand rubbed Jeff's hip.

Jeff nodded.

"I'm not gonna break," he said through his grinding teeth.

"Your mates will be here tomorrow," the Hedonist said. "I know you heal fast but with your heat-"

Pushing up and off the bed, Jeff wrapped his arms around the Hedonist's neck. His body sunk deeper onto the Hedonist's cock, but that was secondary. He wanted those lips, and he took them, caught them, kissing the Hedonist as deep as he could. The Hedonist stopped, clearly caught off guard, but not necessarily in a bad way.

They kissed. They moaned into each other's mouths.

When Jeff pulled away, he said, "I want you to fuck me right." His face burned like fire. "And if you won't, I'm gonna ride you until you have to."

"Shit," the Hedonist said, a flush of his own crossing his face. "Do you always get like this in heat?"

Jeff grunted. His eyes closed. The Hedonist's cock was deep in him, deeper than he thought you should be able to go. Exhaling, he let his body take control. His slim form dragged up over the the tentacle like cock within him, and sank back down. Head falling back, he let out a soft moan.

"That's pretty hot," the Hedonist said. He leaned back on his hands and watched as Jeff fucked himself on his cock.

Jeff keened, running a hand over his scarred chest. His fingers wrapped around his own cock. The Hedonist's hand touched him.

"Do you want help with that?" The Hedonist asked. As the long fingers teased the tip of his cock, Jeff shuddered.

"Slow," he said. "Tease me."

"I didn't know you liked that." The Hedonist's cock squirmed within Jeff's body. Apparently, he was into it too.

"Gotta build it up," Jeff mumbled. "Only way to get anything out of it."

"You're lucky I'm not mortal," the Hedonist said, smiling again. "I don't think most people would last with a sexy bastard like you riding them."

Jeff moaned again. He breathed, inhale, exhale.

"I want you to cum in me when you finish," he said.

"Holy shit." The Hedonist flushed deeper. "I mean - of course, but - you've never asked me to before -"

With a grunt, Jeff quickened. He pressed his body against the Hedonist's sculpted chest, his cheek against the warm, inhuman white flesh. The Hedonist groaned, and placed a hand on on Jeff's ass.

Jeff grinned. "That's better," he said, looking up at the Hedonist with a faint, smug smile.

The Hedonist looked back at Jeff, at his flushed face, the smile, the scars, the life that existed within one of his best friend's favorites.

I'm a goner, he thought, and leaned down to kiss Jeff again.

#creepypasta lemon #creepypasta smut #creepypasta nsft #nsft creepypasta #jeff the killer lemon #jeff the killer smut #jeff the killer nsft #offenderman nsft #offenderman lemon #offenderman smut

[slothspaghettiwrites]

Do you think Lee could ever be poly? Like in relationship with a man and woman at the same time? I know it'd be pretty taboo back then, but they could pull it off as a married couple living with his friend I suppose

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

I AM THIRSTY FOR THIS OH MY GOD (okay, I'm making this is Lee Sandwich cause my tiny brain finds that to be the ideal poly relationship for the Lees? Idk. This is soft and adorable and to better answer your question, I think Lee could be in a poly relationship, but it needs to proper threeway where all three of ya want all of ya.)

Making a Lee Sandwich

You and Lee are happily, adorable, kinkily married. Livin' ya best lives in Brewer Heights.

One day Lee gets a call from an old friend, some guy called Lucas, who is gonna be in town for a while. Has had a shit break up and needed to get away from it all.

You immediately tell Lee that this Lucas can stay in your guest bedroom because "that's what good friends do. Don't be such a grumpy ass."

This leather jacket wearing hippie fella shoes up two days later and tries to hug your lights out. Lee pries his hands off you, but you kinda like how openly affection the guy is.

Lee and Lucas have a few beers and you make dinner. The evening goes smoothly and while your doing dishes you hear the hushed whispers and tired laughs of old friends. It makes you happy to see your husband happy.

That night when Lee fucking rails you into the mattress, he's more demanding, grabbing you hard enough to bruise and urging you to scream his name despite your house guest.

Just as your about to cum he sticks his thumb in your ass and all your thoughts are suddenly filled with a desire to have two bodies on you, two cock splitting you half. You cum harder than you ever had. Everything fades away when you finally cum.

Holy shit, honey. Never seen ya that deep before.

You don't tell Lee right away what gets ya there.

Lucas Lee is a complete ass it turns out, but it's nothing you can't handle. Quickly just dishing back whatever he serves you and Lee can't stop fucking laughing whenever you make the other man speechless.

It's on a Friday, when he's been there for almost week, when the three of you are having drinks around the kitchen table late at night that things get interesting.

C'mon, doll, what's Lee got that made ya wanna marry him?

You tell him it's the gun and big dick that make it worth it.

And when the laughter dies down, you get a little misty eyed, and just say that Lee really gets you. He's understanding of your needs and you his. You're a team.

Well at least it sounds he can last longer than he used too. Used to cum the moment I put his dick in my mouth when we where foolin' around.

Lee visible flinches and Lucas won't look you in the eye after the words slip out.

You just snort and say you've trained him well.

The night wraps up pretty quickly after that with both men downing their beers and rushing off to bed, leaving you to finish your own drink and clean up. Giving you some time to think really.

Lee is pretending to be asleep when you enter your bedroom.

You slide into bed naked and wrap your arms around him, pushing your front into his back and squeezing his soft belly slightly.

You tell him then what got ya so deep the other night. Tell him exactly what you were thinking about. And tell him if you couldn't have two of him, you'd want it to be Lucas.

If you were going to trust anyone to treat you the way you deserved, it would be someone Lee trusted with his life.

Your husband makes slow, sweet love to you that night with a tear in his eyes.

God, fuck, you're so fucking amazin', love you, love you baby, you ain't ever leavin' me, ya hear? You're my best girl, no matter what. Love you love you love you...

So on Saturday morning you shove Lee and Lucas out the door first thing, and tell them to get breakfast in town and have a chat.

They don't come back until dinner time. Like animals.

When the front door closes with a slam, you hear a familiar moan and a new whimper.

Or maybe the whimper was you, hearing your husband riling up the other man in ways you were all too familiar with.

You make a very loud clatter in the kitchen and tell them both to stop necking in the doorway like teenagers.

Both of them are flushed when they find laying out dinner.

Lee swoops in kisses you real fierce and passionate, like he hasn't seen ya days.

Lucas just smirks, lips still a bit bruised and wet.

"C'mon I expect kisses from both my men when they get home."

And kissing Lucas, tasting those damn candies your husband is always hiding from you on his mouth, makes you giddy and unbelievably happy.

#sloth asks #a sloth writes #the lee sandwich #lee bodecker #lucas lee #polyamourous

[bteezxyewriter12]

Play With Me/ 2

Pairing- Yoongi x Named Reader

Includes- missionary sex, multiple orgasms, fluff

Part 1

I love hearing how much she wants me. Just as much as I always wanted her. I really love that she feels the same way

I get up and climb on the bed. She moves back so I have room. I grab her legs and hold them open

I rub her pussy with my cock and tease her, "You want it Jo? You want me in you?"

"Yes Yoongi. Yes. Don't you want to be in me too?", she asks, looking at me her eyes big and looking innocent - yeah right

"Yeah Jo. I want nothing more than to be in you.", I answer

"Then do it Yoongi. I want you so much."

God I want her so much too

I slide my cock inside her, yelling from how good she feels

"Oh my God, oh my god!", I shout

"Yoongi, ahhh, YOONGI", she yells

"Jesus Joanne. You're so fucking tight and wet. You feel amazing!", I praise her

She just makes moaning noises I love. I move back and thrust back in

"FUCK!", I yell

I can cum right now, this second. I don't know how I'm going to fuck her for long. It just feels so.....goddamn fantastic. No other girl I've been with felt like she does. No other girl has been so fucking tight

I love being in her

I move again, faster, pounding into her, forcing myself not to cum yet. Making her scream and yell

"Yoongi, fuck, Yoongi. I love your cock. I love you fucking me"

I groan and keep moving. I can't stop. I don't want to

"Shit Jo, your pussy was made for me", I cry as I slam into her again and again

"It's all yours Yoongi. Whenever you want. It's yours", she shouts

Yes, yes, yes

I want it. I want her to be mine, want to be the only one she fucks. I want her to be the only one who fucks me, want to be hers too

"My cock is yours Joanne. My tongue is yours. Anytime you want them, you can have them. They're only for you. No one else", I blurt out

"Yoongi, god"

I thrust inside her and when I hit a certain place, she screams so loudly

I think I found her spot. And I want to make her scream more. I love hearing her. It gets me off

"Harder Yoongi. Fuck me harder", she yells

I nod and slam harder into her making sure I hit that place again

Another scream

Another slam makes her let out another scream.

I thrust again and she screams my name, her pussy clamping on my cock, body shaking as she cums

Holy shit, the pleasure from her coming is unbelievable. The way she's pulling on me is insane. I want to cum but I want to make her cum more

I love the way it feels

Every thrust keeps hitting her in that spot and within a few seconds she cums again. And it feels like heaven

More slamming causes another orgasm

And another and another

We're both sweating so much but I don't care. I'm so lost in her and I don't want it to end

I pound in again and her back comes off the bed causing her to thrust her hips at the same time as me. She takes all of me so deep inside, I yell loudly

"YOONGI!", she screams, releasing all over me and I can't fucking take it anymore.

Ecstacy floods my body and I cum so hard, deep inside her. I never came this hard before and it's never felt so fucking incredible.

"Yoongi, Yoongi", she whispers my name over and over

I love hearing my name coming from her mouth

I want her to hold me just as much as I want to hold her. Just pull her closer to me and stay with her. I lay down next to her and she automatically turns to me, snuggling into me

And my arms automatically go around her and hold her close

I'm trying to breathe normally as thoughts race through my mind. I don't want her to leave. I don't want things to go back the way they were

I want her

I want her to smile her gorgeous smile at me, laugh when I say something funny, hug and kiss me all the time, tell me she loves me, hold her hand, just be with me

Fuck

Realization hits me right in my chest

I love her

I always said I'd didn't want to love someone, it'd hurt to much when they eventually leave because of my career

I don't know how or when, but I fell in love with her

Damn it

I know that she thinks I'm hot and sexy and that she wants sex from me. I don't think she likes me like that at all. Definitely not love. I don't know what to do

I want her so much, but I'm so scared to say anything

She puts one arm around my body, "Yoongi, I love being with you", she sighs, "Even just laying here with you is amazing. Don't let go"

I tighten my grip on her while my mind is screaming at me

'Tell her'

'Don't let her get away from you'

'She wants you like you want her'

'Ask her to be yours'

'NOW'

"Uh Joanne, can I ask you something?"

"Yeah Yoongi.", she answers

"Do you uh, wanna, uh....", I trail off

"Yes"

My eyes shoot down to her and she's looking up at me, smiling. God her smile is going to kill me one day

"Whatever it is, yes."

"Uhh..."

She giggles and it's the cutest thing in the world

"Just ask Yoongi", she reaches up and strokes the side of my face

I close my eyes against her touch. I love the feeling

Force my eyes open, I ask, "Joanne, do you want to be with me? Like be my girlfriend?"

I'm so scared of her answer

"Yes Yoongi. A million times yes. I thought you'd never ask. I've been waiting for you for years.", she responds

Years? She's wanted me for years too?

"Really?", I ask

"Yeah Yoongi. I fell for you so long ago. You had such a bad boy image when I first met you and honestly in the beginning I just wanted to fuck you. My type of guy is more like Hobi. Hilarious, out going, silly."

Hobi? She liked Hobi? She wants someone like Hobi?

"You weren't liked that but there was something about you. And after getting to know you, you're everything Hobi is and more. You're everything I could ever want"

I smile at that

"I've been waiting for you to notice me. I figured you would never because of all the beautiful idols you're around all the time. Why would you want me, when you could have them?"

"I don't want them", I blurt out, "I want you. I only ever wanted you from the first day I saw you. Yeah I just wanted sex first like you, but once I got to know you, I wanted you. And I still do."

"Good because I want you too.", she smiles

I smile back at her

"I love your smile Yoongi. It's one of my favorite things about you. It's so beautiful."

My smile is nothing compared to hers

"Joanne...I love you. I love you so much you have no idea. I'm crazy in love with you. It's always been you", I blurt

Shit shit shit

I sound like such a pathetic idiot

"I love you too Yoongi. So much. I'm so in love with you, it's ridiculous. You're all that's on my mind, all the time. It's always been you too Yoongi. Always.", she admits

I feel my face break into a huge smile as I lean to her lips and kiss her for the first time

Holy fuck

Fucking stars burst in my vision from her kiss

I absolutely love it

She puts her arms around my neck and kisses me back.

When the kiss ends, she asks shyly, "Can we take a little nap? Sleeping in your arms has been one of the things I want to do the most with you."

"I'd want nothing more than to take a nap with you Jo. It's something I've wanted to do too, for a long time."

She kisses me again and snuggles into me more.

"I love you Yoongi", she says

"I love you Joanne."

I hold her close to me, her head on my chest, arms around her.

I run my fingers through her soft hair, listening to her breath as she falls asleep.

"I love you", I whisper to her

Even though she's sleeping, her arms squeeze me closer

I kiss her head, then close my eyes and fall asleep

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[bisexual-horror-fan]

I have so many favorite scenes from your work but I think my favorites are in Be Careful What You Say where he threatens the reader with the glove, and also the entirety of Touch Me? :P

OOOOO!

OhmiGod yessss! That is one of my favorite little moments, it is SO intense! I am honestly sooooo proud of that moment. I am slapping up some of it and uh warning for threat of mutilation and intense dirty talk and fingering I suppose!

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“That is what I thought.” His non-gloved hand was touching over your hip, pressing against those fresh cuts, “You’re so scared-” His non-gloved hand moved, two fingers sunk inside you, God that felt good, “-love seeing you like this.” He started to finger you slowly, curling against that sweet spot, you held still as a statue, terrified to move at all. “I can feel how hard your heart is beating through the walls of your cunt.”

He keeps talking as he teases your vulva and clit with the blades of his glove, the very tips and edges running against you, it makes you nearly shiver, “Do you trust me?” Fuck, what a question, your murderous dream demon fuck buddy asking if you trusted him all while he had that weapon of his on your leaking pussy.

“Trust me to not mess up and make a mistake?” The tone with how he asked it was terribly arousing, you clenched around his fingers and it made him laugh, a slight shake of his head, “God you’re sick. You’re getting off on this hard, huh?”

The blades feel so fucking cold and it is so terrifying but, he was right, you were getting off on this, much harder than you probably should be. Here he was on his knees, fingering you so well and teasing you with the threat of hurting you, not just like the little marks he leaves behind but truly hurting you, damaging you irreparably.

Would he ever actually do that? Mutilate and ruin you?

The flat of one of the blades pressed to that sensitive bud, rocking against you and holy shit it definitely shouldn’t feel that good. His fingers curled inside you again, the pressure of the cool metal was so even, you tried to hold still but could barely contain yourself. “I don’t think I’ve ever met someone quite as slutty as you.”

You hated the way his degradation affected you, the way it would make it all worse, turn you on so much more. "Such a fucking whore, always thinking with your cunt. If I were to slip up and 'accidentally'-”

He nudged the edge of the blade on his index finger against the side of your clit and it made you inhale sharply, tensing so hard, fists clenching, pleading him to not, it made him laugh again before finishing his thought, “-cut this off it'd practically be like a lobotomy for you, am I right?"

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What a fucking BASTARD am I right?!

God I love him too much for words. And Touch Me? Was so fun to do too! I love writing Freddy and am so glad that people love how I write him! Amazing, fantastic, just holy shit, what a pick, thank you!

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[clownistyping]

The Neverending Story, Chapter 24

Lydia makes an appearance and Livius is still an asshole.

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Beetlejuice glared at Livius as he hovered over your sleeping form, Beetlejuice repeatedly has tried to make him just leave you alone. But stopping him is harder than he planned. 

"Would you fuck off already?" Beetlejuice seethed and Livius shook his head, he gently tugged at your hair. 

"This is too fun to pass up." He laughed and you moved, adjusting to get more comfortable in your sleep. 

"I just don't understand why you haven't tried to possess them yet, I mean you out of all people." 

"What do you know about me?" Beetlejuice asked and Livius spoke, 

"I've heard of you around the block, how you practically forced a girl to marry you. Tortured a living and dead couple, just being a plan nuisance to the living and dead." 

Beetlejuice stayed quiet, "I have self control." He muttered. Livius smirked and nuzzled close to you, 

"Really? I haven't noticed." He said as his hand hovered over your neck again. Beetlejuice's eyes flared with anger and he reached for the ghost only for Livius to disappear and instead Beetlejuice squeezed your neck. 

You gasped and snapped your eyes open and Beetlejuice quickly let you go, panting in shock you looked up at him. 

"Shit! Babes I'm so sorry I didn't mean to- Ya see I was tryn to get-" 

You sighed and touched your neck, shaking your head you got out of bed. 

"Didn't think you were into that kind of thing." You laughed and Beetlejuice stared at you,

"Wait- so..what?" He jumped out of the bed, you left the room and he followed. 

"So you-" he directed behind him to the invisible ghost, you didn't see Beetlejuice's actions as you headed downstairs. Beetlejuice stopped at the top of the stairs, scratching his head he questioned you mentally. 

Looking to his side he saw the attic door, then back downstairs then back at the attic. 

"The blades." He whispered to himself and opened the door, 

Looking up the stairs he bit his lip, shutting the door. 

He can take care of the blades later, for now he's gotta make sure that ghost ain't trying anything. 

Going to the kitchen, where you were, he wrapped his arms around your waist, leaning his head on your shoulder. You stood in front of the oven, scrambling eggs. 

"Sorry for..waking you like that.." you hummed, 

"It's fine just gimme a warning next time won't ya?" 

"Next time?" He looked at you and smirked, leaning into your neck he smiled. 

"Yea, okay I will." 

Livius sat on the dining room table, listening to you both speak. He grumbled, this wasn't what he was expecting when he came here. He expected you to live a lavish life with riches and champagne, not in the middle of nowhere with plants and cheap wine. 

This blows. 

Beetlejuice thought to himself, about the ghost that invaded his peaceful life with you. How yes he did the same thing but this guy, nobody wants him here. 

His intentions are unclear, sure Livius said that he wants you. But in what way? Possession, pleasure, company? Yeah definitely not company, and God he hopes it's not for pleasure. 

So that leaves, Possession. 

Beetlejuice kissed your cheek, letting you go he spoke. 

"I'll be right back, Babes. Gotta take care of some business." You hummed, 

"What kind of business?" 

"Ghost stuff..but I'll be back before you know it." He dissapeared from your sight, appearing in the dining room. Beetlejuice looked down at Livius, pointing at him. 

"You. Come with me." Livius rose a brow, 

"Just what makes you thi-" Beetlejuice snapped his fingers and suddenly the two disappeared from the scene. 

The two poofed into a dark bedroom, a flash of light appeared and blinded the two. 

"Aw shit!" Beetlejuice yelled and rubbed his eyes, a feminine laughter made Livius perk up. 

"Sorry BJ, ghost detectors. Takes a picture when a ghost appears in my room." Lydia sat on her bed, a book in hand. 

"What's up though, Got kicked out already?" Beetlejuice dramatically gasped. 

"Very rude of you to even assume that (Y/N) would kick me out." Lydia looked at the ghost she knew nothing of, 

"Whose this?" 

"Livius Durand. Grade A asshole." Livius nodded in agreement. Lydia rose a brow, not very informative. 

"A dead immortal that won't fuck off." Beetlejuice grumbled, and Lydia nodded. 

"Who killed him? Or did he kill himself?" 

"I'd never kill myself, that's the weakest way to die. I was murdered, specifically by his lover." Livius pointed to Beetlejuice. 

"I see, so what brought him here to prove something?" Lydia stood and Beetlejuice shook his head. 

"I want him gone..out of me and babes house, exorcised." 

Livius's eyes widened and he looked at Beetlejuice, 

"You bastard!" He grabbed Beetlejuice by the collar, 

"Ghost punch!" Beetlejuice yelled and punched Livius in the face, Livius fell back and groaned. 

"Stop it!" Lydia yelled and stood in between the two, 

"No ghost fighting!" The two ghosts glared at each other, Livius stood. 

"Just try to exorcism me! I can't go anywhere else, remember no afterlife thing?" Beetlejuice groaned, 

"Well then leave!" 

"No!" Beetlejuice groaned and snapped his fingers sending Livius off, 

"Don't even know why i brought him." He grumbled Lydia shrugged. 

"I can still exorcise him from (Y/N)'s house." Lydia mentioned, walking over to her desk she sat and skimmed the open books on it. Her books only read of ghosts, demons and the supernatural. It suits her considering she's working to become a professional expert in the supernatural, i.e. probably a ghost hunter. 

Not saying she's gonna wear the whole ghostbuster get up, no she'll just meet with ghosts and see if an agreement can come with their haunting. 

Beetlejuice looked over her shoulder, failing to read the words he sighed and sat on her bed, his face in his hands. 

"Yep right here, sure I may not get rid of his dead existence. But I can evict him from your house. Send him somewhere else, not sure where though." She turned facing the ghost, holding the book, 

"My book doesn't really cover immortal ghost and all." 

Beetlejuice nodded, standing he pulled Lydia in for a hug. 

"You sure you wanna do this?" He asked, knowing her past with exorcisms, she may not be comfortable with it. 

Lydia nods "of course, hell if (Y/N) asked me to get rid of you it'd do it for free."

"Wait I have to pay you?" 

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[discospinach]

Mighty Nein Live Action Cast

Cause what the fuck else am I gonna do at 4am.

Alright fuck it. These are some choices I've made for what actxs I've chosen to represent the Mighty Nein. This is just for shits and giggles, and I'd love to hear some more ideas from other people.

Caleb - Daniel Brühl

I've chosen this picture because of the facial hair. I think it's perfect for Caleb. Brühl has almost everything I want. Ability to use a thick German accent, capable of praying more thoughtful low key characters, and solid general facial construction. The one thing I'm missing is the red hair, but that's an easy change. Plus finding a different suitable German actor who also has red hair wasn't super easy. I'm not trying /super/ hard here.

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Nott - Pixie Davies

I had a lot of... choices... to make here. I'm not incredibly familiar with child performers, so I just had to look at lists. My first immediate assumption was Millie Bobby Brown, but I think I'll save her for Twiggy, if I ever do a side character version of this post. I considered also just using very short adults, but it was difficult to find anything under 5 feet. I really wanted to hit that 3-4 foot mark, and I think it's insulting to just exclude child performers. I couldn't find Pixie's exact height, and I felt kinda gross looking for it. This was just an odd experience. Anyways, I watched a couple interviews. She's pretty well spoken, and seemed to be able to joke around enough. I only hope she'd be comfortable cursing and portraying an alcoholic.

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Beau - Karen Fukuhara

This was hands down the most research I did. Trying to find Asian actresses that a) had martial arts training, b) spoke English, c) were in their mid-late 20s, and d) had a relatively similar skin tone to Beau want easy. Karen fits all of these, other than being born in Los Angeles, and I think it'd be silly to be that elitist. She also seems to be a little paler in every other photo besides this one. As a side note, I had another really solid choice, Rina Takeda, who also fit all of these except one. I could not find any records of her speaking English. No interviews, no imdb, no Wikipedia. I thought she at least deserved an honorable mention.

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Fjord - Idrissa (Idris) Elba

Did you know his first name was actually Idrissa? I didn't. I don't know if this is the case for him, but I really despise when people are forced to "Americanize" their names for Hollywood. Or any reason I guess, if there are other reasons. Anyways, holy shit I love this man, although this role almost went to Daniel Kaluuya, who's another actor I love. The main reason I chose Idrissa though is the accents. According to articles on the internet he's an incredible accent actor. I wouldn't know, I don't actually watch a bunch of movies hahahaaa.... Considering he's playing a character with *spoilies* two accents, I think that's incredibly important. He's also buff as fuck, and has solid facial construction for the role. My only issue with this pick is his height. He's 6'2". I wanted him around 5'11", since Daniel Brühl is only 5'9", and the actress I chose for Yasha is only 6'. I don't think Fjord should be taller than Yasha, but I also think the performance is more important, so here we are. To be fairly honest I could've looked harder for someone who fits that description, but did I mention how much I love him?

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Jester - Nikolina Dobreva (Nina Dobrev)

Yay another case of Americanization. I chose her because she's Bulgarian, and I find Jester's accent closely related to Bulgarian, or maybe Slovenian accents. Now just because she's Bulgarian doesn't mean she can do the accent, I don't actually know if she can. Searching up "actresses that can do Bulgarian accents" is pretty niche, ya know? I decided it'd be better to just shoot for national accuracy, and hope for the best. Also, she's pretty funny. She's 5'7", so she matches up pretty well with the other choices. She also has a solid face for the character, and in this specific picture has Jester-esque hair. Cool? Cool.

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Yasha - Claudia Katz Minnick

While for the most part I've been looking for people who match nationalities, I couldn't reeeeeally do that here? I prioritized height and face over nationality. I mean I'm sure I /could've/ pulled it off, but again, I'm not trying super hard. That being said, if there's any of these choices I'd say could benefit the most from a second look, it's this one.

Pardoning that intro, I actually love this choice. She's 6', and it's pretty difficult to find actresses past that. I strongly considered Gwendoline Christie, but she doesn't really have the sharp jaw that Yasha has. I think with some more muscle, Claudia can pull off the visual easily.

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Caduceus - Jeff Goldblum

This might've been my favorite character to do this for. Searching for male actors above like 6'4" is NOT hard. I had a lot of options. I considered Jason Momoa. I thought Joe Manganiello would be funny because /critical role/. I thought Dwayne Johnson would've been HILARIOUS. However, I needed someone who was way skinnier than that. Eventually it came down to Armie Hammer vs. Alexander Skarsgård. I ended up going with Armie Hammer because he had an easier time pulling off Cad's deep voice. It was only then that the holy light of the Blum shown upon me.

If the pure memeage of having Jeff Goldblum playing Caduceus isn't enough to sell you, I'll give some more details. He's 6'4", which is two inches taller than the next tallest on this list at 6'2". He's lanky as all fuck. He's got the perfect personality to play such a casual weirdo. His voice is also perfect for the role. Good enough?

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Lastly:

Molly - Colin Farrell

Seriously why the fuck would I not choose Colin Farrell.

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[punkscowardschampions]

Jimmy & Janis

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Janis: Not heard that one before Jimmy: Alright, you rumbled me, my sister too Jimmy: But what the dog's saying is nicer Janis: 😂 Janis: I did forget to invite her along, to be fair Janis: Forgetfulness gotta be catching 'cos Mia totally wanted to idk Janis: wax my bikini line or something, apparently Jimmy: I know this is fake but your dirty talk needs some work, mate Jimmy: Good to know that shit does happen at sleepovers though Janis: Grow up dickhead 🙄 Janis: probably try recreate game of thrones and pour it on my head, no thanks Janis: can't make that sexy, no matter how many dragons I add to the story, soz Jimmy: Niche reference 👍 Jimmy: I rolled up to say tah for not being a dickhead anyway Jimmy: It all went to plan Janis: You're definitely that kinda nerd, don't lie Janis: Duh Janis: 🥇 Janis: I told you Jimmy: Piss off am I Jimmy: You can't pretend that you don't know how cool I am now, Joan Janis: What, 'cos you took me to the pub I suggested Janis: Okay 😏 Jimmy: 'cause I didn't make a holy show of myself as you Irish call it Jimmy: at the pub you suggested Janis: You were alright Janis: Not too unbearable, like Jimmy: I love you too, baby 😘 Janis: 🖕 Idiot Jimmy: What you doing tonight? 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Janis: Oh, don't worry then if it's gonna be too much hassle Jimmy: It's only a couple more hours Janis: When are you getting off now? 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Jimmy: Alright, calm down Jimmy: take some pics on your walk, really milk how domestic we are Janis: Done Janis: she's very photogenic Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: you can date her for real when this is over Janis: You're giving me her in the fake breakup, yeah? Janis: Cheers Jimmy: why not? Jimmy: means you gotta give me something Jimmy: get thinking Janis: can I interest you in Grace? Janis: know what you're thinking, literally defeats the point Janis: but she just looking for a new fam Janis: bitch for a bitch Jimmy: nah tah Jimmy: One sister's enough Janis: Shit Janis: I got 3 Janis: worst luck Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Jimmy: violin solo for each Janis: Grace is more like a fucking triangle solo Jimmy: brutal Jimmy: I don't reckon there's an emoji for that though 💔 Janis: 🃏 Janis: really lacking on the emoji front Janis: gutted, gonna complain Jimmy: get it done, Joanne Janis: talk to twitter whilst i'm there Janis: your account not dead now? Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: I ain't checked Janis: Bummer Janis: no new nudes for me 💔 Jimmy: I'll streak through the party Jimmy: make an entrance Janis: 😂 Janis: Twat Janis: There's no pretending to be 😍 over public indecency Jimmy: try harder then, dickhead Jimmy: thought you were 🥇 Janis: I don't want everyone to reckon I'm actually derranged, like Janis: be normal, Taylor Jimmy: spoilsport Janis: you know, one of us has to Jimmy: I get it, you don't reckon you won't be overcome with lust at the sight of me actually naked Jimmy: head in the game, girl Janis: 'Course Janis: who wouldn't be Janis: turning it into a casual orgy Jimmy: Mia maybe Jimmy: You're more her type Janis: Ugh don't Janis: idk what her problem really is Janis: 'cept she wants to wear my skin Jimmy: she's jealous Janis: Nah Janis: she's an only child and her daddy gives her everything so she's rolling in it Jimmy: but 'til he gives her money for surgery you're prettier than her Jimmy: & now you've got me so 🗡 Janis: Don't fuck her, yeah? Janis: It must be how she gets her power 'cos she's got no interest in actually being with you, she just has a list of like every boy in Dublin or some shit she's working through Jimmy: even if she has surgery, I have standards, I told you Janis: Good Janis: even if you're a bit of a prick, hate to see you go like that Janis: 🐍 eat you when she's done Jimmy: I'd rather my 🍆 stays attached to me Jimmy: more use than my head Janis: What's more #bae Janis: agree or disagree? 🤔 Jimmy: take it to a twitter poll Janis: I think they've got a bias rn though, after that pic Janis: say something dead brainy, babe Jimmy: too northern for that Jimmy: do it for me & say I did Janis: It's weird when you're #humble Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: gonna fuck with you when you find out that's the real me Janis: Coulda kept that in the vault, I'd never know Jimmy: Like I said, you'd find out Janis: You not planning on deleting me when this is all over then? Jimmy: Probably but there's still this thing called IRL Jimmy: Can't bin school off yet Janis: Oh, where I'm at my most social, 'course Janis: you barely knew I existed 'til now I think we'll be fine 😏 Jimmy: Don't be gutted Jimmy: I know your name now & everything Janis: Yeah was so sat there praying for the day Janis: 🖕 Jimmy: 💕 Janis: what are you actually gonna wear Janis: not saying we should be THAT fake couple and co-ord but Jimmy: hadn't given it any real thought Jimmy: what's the party dress code in leprechaun land? Janis: depends who you are and who they are Janis: don't wanna be try hard Janis: probably can't show up in my gym clothes, though Jimmy: who am I & who are they, babe? Janis: you know who you are Janis: leather jackets ain't just for your baes, obviously Janis: idk who this kid is exactly but he lives in a normal neighbourhood so he's not like dead posh or anything Jimmy: there's your answer then Jimmy: easy 😍 Jimmy: only challenge is me finding the place Janis: I better hang about then after I've walked the dog Janis: probably more #goals to go together anyway Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: smoothie? Jimmy: You should eat so you don't get dead drunk again Janis: 'Scuse me Janis: I was not Jimmy: You were Jimmy: & don't bring a jacket so you can wear mine that's gotta be #goals Janis: Just mad it went unnoticed that I was in the dog walking 'gram Janis: too 💕 for them all, baby Jimmy: just don't get as pissed tonight Jimmy: you might let everyone know how you really feel Janis: You ain't my Dad Jimmy: Nah, I'm your fake boyfriend & I'd like it if you didn't out us Jimmy: that's it Janis: I'm not going to because I wasn't even drunk and I won't be tonight Jimmy: 🙄 Jimmy: if you're gonna chat shit, I've got work to do Janis: I don't wanna chat to you anyway if you're gonna be shady Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: Shady? Am I also slim 😂 Jimmy: top lingo, Janet Janis: 😒 you are that white Jimmy: take it up with my dad Janis: When can we have our first fake fight 'cos you're asking for it today, like Jimmy: a bit soon unless you wanna do a really hot makeup makeout Janis: Who'd want that? Janis: Shame Jimmy: the fans Janis: True Janis: but you said I've gotta show I can stand you when you ain't rocking my world so Jimmy: & you've gotta show you want me too more than just a once off Janis: Don't want much, do ya? Jimmy: It ain't about what I want Janis: You know what I mean Jimmy: I know you keep saying you'll do this easy Jimmy: So stop whinging Janis: I ain't Jimmy: 👍 Janis: you liked whelan's then, yeah Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: I'll probably go back Janis: good Janis: i knew you would, it's alright Jimmy: seeing as you know me so well you can find me a real girl to date when this is over Janis: ha Janis: jog on Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: go on Jimmy: it'd be a laugh to see who you'd pick if nowt else Janis: not a dyke, remember? Jimmy: didn't say you had to join in with us, did I? Janis: shut up Janis: what do i know about girls Janis: not a real one, am i Jimmy: what do you reckon you are then? My dream Jimmy: Piss off Janis: don't be stupid Jimmy: you're real Janis: You said it, not me Jimmy: What? Janis: 'you can find me a real girl to date' Jimmy: I meant a girl to not fake date Janis: whatever Jimmy: come on, Janis Janis: don't matter Janis: forget it Jimmy: don't wanna Janis: don't be a dick Janis: if you didn't mean it you didn't Jimmy: I'm not Jimmy: So don't you be a dickhead Janis: What the fuck have I done? Jimmy: acting shady Jimmy: to use your top lingo Janis: 😑 you clearly don't know what that means Jimmy: nah I don't Jimmy: it's bollocks Jimmy: reckon you made it up just then Janis: not that deep undercover than we need our own language Jimmy: good 'cause I ain't sure I'd keep up Jimmy: proper cryptic you Irish Janis: 🖕 Janis: how's that for cryptic? Janis: gobshite Jimmy: 😂 Janis: I'm not finding you a girlfriend Janis: Ruin your own life Jimmy: Alright, leave me to my own devices so I can find another girl who prefers old blokes Jimmy: on your head Janis: If it keeps you from becoming a baby daddy, aren't I doing you/the world a massive service, really, like Jimmy: if that keeps you warm, mate, tell yourself it Jimmy: I'll be shivering 'cause left out in the cold 🎻 Janis: Catch me and Pete laughing at you whilst we fuck on a huge pile of money in our mcmansion Janis: #thedream Jimmy: leave it out Jimmy: I've seen him concentrating when he makes a latte I don't need to think about his face when he's going at it Janis: 😍😍😍 Jimmy: get in his inbox to live that dream Janis: Can't be having my fake mans and real in the same place Janis: mixing business and pleasure always a no Jimmy: he won't say owt Jimmy: tell him you're down to cheat Janis: thanks for your permission 😂 Jimmy: don't care, do I? Jimmy: just keep it off the 'gram Janis: You might have endless faith in him but I don't Janis: everyone knows everyone's business around here 🙄 Jimmy: if you cheat I ain't lost owt Jimmy: go on Jimmy: save me a break up Janis: I don't think so Janis: I get to come out of this looking good, that was part of the deal Jimmy: We can change it easy Jimmy: & anyway who says pete ain't a trade up Janis: Nah Janis: Deal's a deal, I'm sticking to my side of it Jimmy: You've done it Jimmy: been proven those girls ain't my type Janis: If that was true we wouldn't be going tonight Janis: we ain't done here Jimmy: we ain't done for you Jimmy: but if you reckon you've got a better offer, take it Janis: Don't use this as an excuse Janis: you know I don't Jimmy: an excuse for what? Janis: For not wanting to help me out now we've sorted your side of it out Jimmy: I've said I'll do it Jimmy: like I said, not about what I want Janis: I know you don't want it alright Janis: it doesn't have to be much longer Jimmy: just don't fuck Pete Jimmy: I still have to work with him Jimmy: & I don't want the pisstake Janis: I'm not going to Janis: I've literally not spoken to him before Jimmy: then don't speak to him Janis: Um bit far, am I only allowed to order smoothies from you? Jimmy: CG isn't the only shit coffee shop around Jimmy: why come in after this? Janis: so I'm banned now, jesus Janis: fine Janis: I don't even drink coffee Jimmy: I can't ban you Jimmy: not the manager Janis: but you would if you could? Janis: well that's lovely Jimmy: so you would come in for coffee & a chat after I've fake dumped you? 👌 Janis: You're actually such a prick Janis: 1. I'M dumping YOU Janis: 2. You were actually serious that you're gonna delete me? Avoid me forever too? Very mature Jimmy: I'm gonna delete everyone Jimmy: not just you Jimmy: why do you care? like you said, didn't know each other existed before Janis: You're gonna have no friends, whole time you're here then Jimmy: hopefully Jimmy: what you're offering now, are you? Janis: no one good enough for you, yeah? Janis: not now I know Janis: don't worry Jimmy: you were the one warning me not to turn into 'em like a day ago Jimmy: didn't realise the real you was a cheerleader of leprechaun town Janis: Piss off Jimmy: that's the plan Jimmy: wear the uniform tonight though, the fans will love it Janis: It's going to take you ages you may as well try and tolerate it whilst you're here Jimmy: You don't have to outdo my dad on the fatherly advice Jimmy: not part of the deal Janis: Exactly, you're not gonna leave your brother and sister here Janis: so it's years, not months Jimmy: that's assuming any of us are gonna stay here Jimmy: he keeps jobs slightly longer than girlfriends but don't go mad, like Janis: Yeah great, hinge your masterplan on his lack of Janis: I hope it all works out for you, really Jimmy: I don't need a masterplan this is my real life not a fake dating plot Janis: Fuck you Janis: Act like it then, you live here right now, get over it Jimmy: Piss off Jimmy: You've lived here longer Jimmy: where's your friends? Janis: What's it matter 'bout me? Jimmy: you're dishing it out like I gotta be living my best life Jimmy: sort yours Janis: Again, this isn't about me Janis: you're not me Jimmy: & you ain't me, sweetheart Jimmy: you don't know what I want so don't tell me Janis: Don't fucking talk to me like that Jimmy: likewise Janis: Fine, be miserable Janis: like you said, why do I care Jimmy: 👍 Janis: Fuck me knowing what you want, I hope you work it out Jimmy: I have Janis: Good for you Jimmy: dead patronising you Jimmy: Love that Janis: I'm not the one throwing out sweethearts like it's the 70s Jimmy: Nah, you're just the one judging me when all you know is my name basically Jimmy: starting to see your sister's POV now Jimmy: bit of a nightmare, aren't you? Janis: Go fuck her then Jimmy: I don't want to Jimmy: but tah for the permission Janis: Literally drop dead Janis: I never once judged you and it's fucking rich you taking issue when all you do is judge everyone here all the time Jimmy: just 'cause you're a girl don't mean you can talk me like that & then tell me how to talk to you Janis: like what Janis: you talk to me like a piece of shit Jimmy: 🖕 Janis: Great Janis: Bye Jimmy: not bye, see you in a bit Jimmy: unless you're bailing Janis: you reckon i'm in the party mood Janis: really Jimmy: not what I asked Jimmy: don't matter how you really feel, does it? Janis: you're a sociopath, awesome Jimmy: no idea Jimmy: but alright fuck the party, don't bother me Janis: nah, 'course, nothing does Jimmy: nowt that's any of your business Janis: 👍 Jimmy: 👌 Janis: I'll still walk the dog it isn't her fault Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: you'll still need the keys Jimmy: won't throw 'em at you not very #goals Janis: I don't care anymore Janis: who am I impressing, like you said Jimmy: when? Janis: You know Janis: I've got no friends, I'm a nightmare Janis: 🎻 Janis: the list goes on Jimmy: that's not what they're seeing Jimmy: just me 🎻 Jimmy: you've impressed everyone else Janis: Please Janis: you're so smart now Jimmy: It don't take much Janis: Exactly Janis: Jig is probably up Jimmy: Bollocks Jimmy: you know it's working Janis: Yeah not now I hate you Jimmy: you didn't love me before Jimmy: but alright Jimmy: call it off Janis: I'm not coming out of this like this Janis: you don't have to see me Janis: I'll make it work myself Jimmy: 👌 Janis: just tell me how you wanna sound Jimmy: I don't care Jimmy: do it how you want Janis: is it wise to give me such free reign Janis: nightmare i am Jimmy: you heard me Jimmy: don't matter Janis: You reckon I shouldn't care? Jimmy: I'm saying I don't Janis: No one's judging you anyway Jimmy: feel free to change that Janis: I'm not that much of a bitch Janis: thanks Jimmy: not on the 'gram anyway Janis: Fuck you Janis: I was being nice Jimmy: 'til I told you not to fuck Pete Jimmy: If I knew that was the dealbreaker I wouldn't have said nowt Janis: No, 'til you asked me to find you a girlfriend, called me not a girl Janis: then fucking agreed with my sister Jimmy: I told you, I never said you weren't a girl Jimmy: & I weren't serious about the girlfriend thing Janis: Whatever Janis: I don't even know if that's his name so it isn't about that Jimmy: alright Janis: It ain't alright Janis: I wasn't serious either you didn't have to take it like that and make it into this thing Jimmy: I seriously don't want you to fuck my co-workers Jimmy: that's all I said Janis: I'm not going to! Janis: I don't even want to Jimmy: 👌 Jimmy: don't matter now Janis: Why not Jimmy: 'cause this is finished Jimmy: we don't need to keep chatting 'bout it Janis: Why is it a problem if I'm not gonna do it Jimmy: it ain't Janis: Then stop being a dick Jimmy: You stop being a dick Janis: dickhead Jimmy: You're the dickhead Janis: Oh my God Janis: stop Jimmy: just break it off Jimmy: I've got work to do Janis: Come on Janis: you're really dedicated now you don't wanna talk to me Jimmy: why would I? Jimmy: if we aren't going to the party what is there to chat about? Janis: well we could Janis: but fine Jimmy: you don't wanna either Jimmy: you hate me now, remember? Janis: Well you never liked me apparently so can't be offended Jimmy: yeah I can Janis: It's not fair, that's bullshit Jimmy: you hating me is not the same as me not knowing you Janis: maybe i'm being slightly dramatic Jimmy: go for it Jimmy: like I said, don't matter Janis: No Janis: Shut up being annoying Janis: let's go to the party Jimmy: I don't reckon that's a good idea Janis: Why not Jimmy: not in the running for an oscar, are we? Janis: alright Janis: i'll go by myself i guess Jimmy: that's a worse idea Jimmy: get it together, Jasmine Janis: Why? Jimmy: You're a pisshead & you need me Janis: 😑 Janis: well then you have to come Janis: I'm going Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: when? Janis: Whenever you've done what you've gotta do at Home Janis: I'm already on the bus to get the keys Jimmy: I just have to get the bribes in Jimmy: come with Jimmy: we can get drinks for the party or whatever Janis: I get it, all the sugar Janis: alright Janis: just don't try to palm me off with alcopops Jimmy: piss off would I Jimmy: I don't hate you Janis: tah 😏 you do reckon I can't handle my drink though Janis: which is just untrue Jimmy: you couldn't Jimmy: that's all I've got to go off Jimmy: prove me wrong tonight if you're that mad 'bout it Janis: What did I do? Janis: because I have evidence of YOU licking MY face, thanks snapchat Jimmy: FOR snapchat Jimmy: you were being nice to me when the camera weren't on Janis: How dare I 🙄 Janis: make it sound like I was tryna jump you Jimmy: nowt like that Jimmy: you were just Jimmy: fuck knows, mate Janis: ominous Janis: maybe i won't drink Janis: fuck's sake Jimmy: challenge turned down? 👌 Janis: 😠 No Janis: you got me paranoid now though Jimmy: not trying to get in your head so I'll win or owt Jimmy: nah Janis: 😒 Jimmy: for real though that weren't how I wanted that to sound Jimmy: it was fun Jimmy: you weren't a total dickhead like usual, that's it Janis: so what you're really saying is Janis: I should make a habit of it? Janis: cool Janis: I thought you meant I was white girl wasted then I'd have to kms, obviously Jimmy: I'm saying if I were gonna hate you, I couldn't then 'cause you were alright Jimmy: calm down Janis: Awh babe Jimmy: what the fuck is white girl wasted? Janis: If Gracie or any of her mates are at this party, hopefully not, you'll get to see Janis: the girls who are screaming 'this is my song!' to every other shit song Janis: and lose their shoes and shit and end up sobbing hysterically on a poor bouncer or something Jimmy: that don't exist up north, lasses drink like lads Jimmy: I'll have to take you Jimmy: learn something, Jemima Janis: you can't say the north has a better drinking  culture than ireland Janis: that's literally all we're known for excuse you Jimmy: I reckon I just did Jimmy: am I gonna get cursed now? Janis: Think you're gonna get deported so you'll be buzzin' on that Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: they aren't gonna be at the party are they? Janis: Nah, would've seen all the annoying getting ready and pre-drinks stories by now Jimmy: thank feck as you 🍀 say Jimmy: fun as it'd be to get that angry vein going in Mia's head again Janis: Please never say that again but do 'cos I wanna hear wtf it'd sound like in your accent 😂 Janis: she's DYING for round two Jimmy: I'll whisper it in your ear later if you pretend I'm saying something #goals Janis: Deal Jimmy: Just don't piss yourself laughing I don't need everyone reckoning my chat is that bad Janis: 🎭 Janis: I'll be so into it it'll be awkward for everyone else Janis: 💪 Jimmy: yeah alright Jane fonda just try & look like you're dying for round two 😍💕 Jimmy: maybe there'll be a room we can fake fuck in Janis: What are house parties for Janis: besides easier underage drinking, obviously Jimmy: as long as Mia ain't there to listen at the door Janis: I refuse to fake an orgasm for her the cunt you'd have to actually just fuck me Jimmy: I'll just take you home if she shows up Jimmy: pretend like I'm anti-fucking in strangers houses Jimmy: like its a northern thing or summat Janis: 😂 Polite, very anti-you Janis: but it works Jimmy: there's only so much convincing fakery I could let you do before it'd just sound hot Jimmy: not part of the deal for me to be into it Janis: Yeah Janis: Only human Jimmy: 🐍 quota in these parts is full Janis: Truly Janis: Don't tell Paddy, he'll be fuming Jimmy: 🤞 Jimmy: better get more smokes if you're sharing Jimmy: remind me Janis: Should get my own, least pay you half Jimmy: call it my being a dickhead tax Jimmy: besides, people were into it Jimmy: new #goals Janis: You make it look good Janis: no one needs to know you get out of breath on a dog walk Jimmy: you give then you take away Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: next time tweet the first bit & leave off the second Janis: I already did that story, no caption necessary Janis: can't have you thinking I'm too nice again and going weird on me Jimmy: Piss off Jimmy: Are we meant to do getting ready snaps or are you not white enough? Janis: God no Janis: 'less we're being all extra about how much we don't wanna leave bed, like Jimmy: we could Jimmy: I zip up your...dress? but you take off my shirt Jimmy: make it sexy Jimmy: 😂 Janis: 😂 Janis: this is just going to get confusing Janis: end up leaving half undressed but not in the intentional way Jimmy: no then? Janis: nah, we can Janis: means having to take less there so we can lowkey have a decent time still Jimmy: almost like you now Jimmy: 'cause that's a top plan Janis: Gimme time Janis: not a fan of almosts like go all in and hate me or you know Jimmy: 👌 Jimmy: what are you wearing not heavy breathing way? Jimmy: in a* Janis: Thanks for clarifying Janis: I put a few options in my bag, I'd ask a girl but you know Janis: You'll have to do Jimmy: I am out of breath but 🚬 not burning desire Jimmy: piss off I'm better Jimmy: I'll tell you what looks hot Jimmy: 😍 not bitchy side eye Janis: #truelove Janis: #lastsalifetime #inyourlungs Janis: Good, can always get that from your sister if I'm missing it Jimmy: You're getting too decent at #s gonna have to dump you 💔 Janis: #damn Jimmy: Stop Janis: #gonnamissmewhenimgone Jimmy: #Janis please Jimmy: if you make me laugh I could keel over 🚬 remember Janis: When bae calls you a health risk 😍 Jimmy: #goals right Jimmy: love you so much its gonna kill me Janis: mhmm Janis: i told ya, just got the organ wrong Janis: no 💔 going for the lungs Jimmy: just leave my 🍆 out of it & like my head I ain't too concerned Jimmy: least I got a pair of lungs Janis: are you saying i have 🍆 envy Janis: cos that's even older than the dyke line tbh i expect better from you Jimmy: let me know when I streak through the party Janis: 😂 Janis: Will do Jimmy: don't say nowt if you don't 'cause 💔 Jimmy: it ain't my party to cry at Janis: Poor boy Janis: Just tryna seem nonchalant 'cos already meant to have seen it, duh Jimmy: try & seem 😍 like you can't get enough of it though Jimmy: tah very much Janis: Okay you want drooling Janis: got it Jimmy: if you can Janis: Don't doubt me, just your ability to bring it Janis: kinda cold Jimmy: where I'm from this is summer temps Jimmy: don't worry 'bout me, girl Janis: Then we won't have a problem Jimmy: nah Jimmy: & if anyone asks, I'm thinking 'bout you #muse Janis: I think they'll have more pressing questions Janis: like, what the fuck? Jimmy: that's how it is in 🍀 Jimmy: boring feckers Janis: 😂 Janis: maybe after you've been there and had a few Jimmy: I won't find them boring? Jimmy: or I will Janis: saying you taking your kit off would be craic and not a sign of something wrong Janis: they'll still be pretty dry Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: can I leave here yet? it's rivaling in the boredom stakes Jimmy: come back Mia, some mildly annoying shit you've done is forgiven Jimmy: nowt else Janis: Shh Janis: come meet me off bus Janis: #romance Jimmy: alright Jimmy: you sold it to me Janis: 💕 Soft Jimmy: give me the kiss of life if I look like I'm going Jimmy: 'cause you know I'll 🚬 & walk Janis: 😏 Janis: Giving the OAPs on here a show Jimmy: love our new audience 💕 Janis: always a bitchy one though, i 👀 you grandmia Jimmy: probably is her nan Jimmy: does she have a face like 🍋 Janis: Chewing wasps forreal Janis: though I think Mia just rose up from the pits of hell by herself so Jimmy: get her number for my ex Janis: 😂 Janis: so thoughtful Jimmy: her status updates have been harrowing mate Jimmy: reckon Barry's playing away 💔🎻 Janis: Oh no Janis: typical Barry move Jimmy: Yeah Jimmy: near end of life crisis Janis: Stop making me laugh I'm getting looks Jimmy: payback for before when you near ended my life Jimmy: could be worse least I'm not turning you on with the mention of him Janis: War flashbacks, like Jimmy: you got it, JoJo Janis: 💔 Janis: I don't get it but you do you Janis: true love and all that, I guess Jimmy: You don't get wanting to fuck an old bloke? Jimmy: Me either Janis: 😏 OMG we get it, you're straight Janis: it's me they got the questions about, not you Jimmy: so far Jimmy: but Pete is gonna need consoling for his 💔 Janis: 🙄 don't drag me into this Janis: find yourself a girl and him a mans Jimmy: so nah to the threesome? 👌 I'll let him know Janis: You don't wanna see his cum face Jimmy: I'll look at the back of his head Janis: Alright, glad you've worked out the logistics Janis: be rude to make him stay under the pillow Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: in or out? Janis: whey Janis: long as it don't count 'cos threeways don't Jimmy: 'course Janis: 👍 Jimmy: #romance Janis: you know it Janis: real test faking it to that level, no matter how thick he is Jimmy: 🥇 Jimmy: we've got this baby 💕 Janis: Poor Pete Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Jimmy: you see me yet? Janis: Hold on, lemme try and remember what you look like Jimmy: You ain't that good at faking it, Justine Jimmy: #unforgettable Janis: You'll be huffy when you find me chatting to the wrong white boy Jimmy: Nah I'll just smack him Jimmy: #goals like Janis: 😏 Janis: There you are Jimmy: 😘

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Oh man, okay, building on the theory of there being some sort of tank/chamber the Thirium they drink is stored in, maybe Hank convinces him to drink some water or something bc he's curious as to what it'd do? Like he assures Connor he doesn't have to do it, but Connor wants to, to satisfy Hank's curiosity. Eventually he has to puke it up and Hank has to comfort his robo son

So, I wrote it. It’s honestly not the best thing I’ve written, but it’s not the worst. Also, did I tell you I can’t end stories well? Because the ending of this story is shit, but it’s the best I could muster. Hope you like it!

“Hey, Connor?” Hank looks up from his desk, and all of his files, his head lying lazily on the palm of his hand. Connor notes how exhausted he looks, but finds himself unsurprised, seeing as this is their 8th hour working on paperwork alone. Hank, seeing Connor’s attention, continues before Connor has a chance to answer. “What happens if you drink something other than blue blood?”

Connor considers the question, and finds he honestly doesn’t know the answer. “I assume I would be warned of the possible dangers of consuming something other than thirium,” his LED flashes yellow for a moment as he works out the scenario in his head. “I may consider myself alive, but I am still technically a machine. While we are waterproof, it might be dangerous to consume something other than blue blood.” Hank hums in understanding and says nothing more, so they return to their respective piles, which seems to be the end of the conversation. Though about an hour later, nearing the end of their work, Hank asks him if he would be willing to try it.

“I don’t know, Lieutenant,” Connor feels unsure. What if the water Hank was offering him caused some sort of horrible malfunction? What if it somehow leads to him shutting down? Connor feels he’s being overdramatic, but also finds that there is a uneasy feeling building in the bottom of his stomach, or what would be his stomach, if he had one. “I’m not sure it would be the best idea.”

They’re packing up their desks now and Connor is ignoring the fact that it’s now dark out, despite the fact that they had arrived during the early morning hours. He watches as Hank shrugs his shoulders, partially to relieve the tension that had built there, and also to dismiss Connor’s concern. “You don’t have to if you don’t want to, son. I was just curious.”

Somehow, Hank’s dismissal feels like a challenge. Connor can’t quite place the feeling that overcomes him, but he find himself reaching for the bottle in Hank’s hand, and unscrewing the cap. Hank watches with curiosity as Connor carefully raises the bottle to his lips, taking an uneasy sip.

Immediately, Connor’s sensors are lighting up with warmings, and he feels something contract from the pit of his biocomponents. He lets out something that sounds like a whimper, but he holds down the liquid, not wanting to worry Hank. Though the concern that passes the lieutenant’s face causes Connor to realize he’s failed. More warnings pass Connor’s vision, and another whimper like sound escapes him. The feeling of the water in his system is unpleasant, and though Connor knows he cannot feel nausea, a part of him wonders if this is what it felt like. The water feels cold in contrast to his thirum, and it keeps sliding up and down his artificial throat. Still, he stands his ground stubbornly, and slowly, they begin to depart the precinct. Hank seems skeptical, especially since Connor hasn’t said a word. He tries to seem fine, wanting to please Hank’s curiosity, but the longer the water stays, the harder it is to keep it down. He feels his biocomponents contract again.

Hank knows something’s wrong before it even happens. First, the kid hasn’t said a word since drinking the water, and second, when he stops just short of the exit, Hank just knows. The first thing Hank sees when he turns around, is Connor bent at the waste, panting despite not needing to actually breathe. He looks like he’s in pain, which makes Hank’s heart ache with sympathy. He probably shouldn’t have suggested this. It was simply a thought that had occurred to him out of boredom. He didn’t think the kid would actually do it. Suddenly, as Hank makes his way over to the android, Connor heaves, a splash of thirium-mixed water spilling past his lips and staining the white tile of the lobby. Hank curses, instinctively placing his hands on Connor’s back. Connor heaves again and more mess spills past his lips, this time darker blue. He’s whimpering, almost sobbing, so Hank runs his hands up and down the deviant’s back, hoping to comfort him in some way.

“It’s alright, kid,” Hank finds himself saying. “It’s okay, just let it out.”

Honestly, the sight of Connor puking blue blood is disgusting, and the fact that it’s the android’s actual blood irks him. He cringes as Connor heaves once more. He’s still whimpering, but that quickly changes to what Hank recognizes as the sound of embarrassment. Connor straightens when he feels he’s done, and Hank notes how fast the kid recovers, though he supposes that’s due to the fact that he cannot feel pain. A least he seems okay, Hank thinks. He studies Connor for a moment, taking in the blue staining his lips, shoes, and the bottoms of both of their pants. The mess is right in front of the door, right where they need to pass, but Hank really doesn’t want to, so he opts to just head back to their desks. They need a moment to regroup. Connor probably need to sit. He feels like sitting too.

Connor however, feels mortified. Not only did he not know what water would do to him, he also didn’t know that androids could even be sick. He knew consuming foreign liquids could be dangerous, but this is not what he had been expecting. He figured drinking the water would cause some damage to internal biocomponents, not cause him to purge in front of Hank and the entire station. If androids could blush, Connor knew his face would be on fire. Speaking of his face, Connor places it in his hands as they return to their desks. He sits and his arms fall to rest on his knees. Connor feels like hiding. Like quitting his job and never leaving the solitude of Hank’s house ever again.

Hank sees Connor’s discomfort and thinks he’s crying, so he places a hand on Connor’s shoulder, giving the android a kind smile. This situation is kinda fucked, but Hank doesn’t want Connor to know that.

“You alright?” Hank asks. Connor looks up at him, and shakes his head. Hank expects tears, but just finds the look of utter horror written all over Connor’s face.

“Oh. My. God.” Connor says, and Hank thinks it’s the first time he’s heard Connor speak like that. “I…” Whatever the kid was going to say falters, and Connor buries his face back into his hands. Hank still has his hand resting on Connor’s shoulder, so he squeezes lightly. He thinks about what just happened and suddenly the reality of the situation crashes down on him. He finds that he feels like laughing. So he does.

Connor looks up again as he hears Hank start to snicker. “Holy shit,” Hank says. “How… How is that possible? Do you even have a stomach?” Hank is full on laughing now. Connor finds that it’s genuine laughter, not anything that would suggest mochery. He almost fails to see the humor in the situation, but somehow Hank’s laughter is infectious. He doesn’t laugh with the lieutenant, but finds that his embarrassment slightly fading.

“Why are you laughing?” Connor asks, he fakes being hurt, making his voice sound tearful, but Hank doesn’t fall for it, and only points out what’s so funny.

“You are such a child,” Hank teases. Connor frowns at this, though his mood isn’t as sour as it seems outright. “Why’d you take the fucking water? I didn’t even goad you on about it.”

“I was curious,” Connor says, like he’s trying to convince himself. His LED flashes yellow again, which tells Hank he’s lying. Connor feels a fresh wave of embarrassment wash over him at this.

“Bullshit,” Hank is smirking at him, teasing him. It reminds Connor of the situation in Hank’s bathroom the night of the Eden Club investigation. Except this time, Connor’s the one on the receiving end of the joke, not Hank. Connor guesses Hank sees this as some sort of revenge. “You were nervous before actually doing it.” Hank says. Connor curses Hank’s investigative skills. He knows not much gets past his friend. He should have guessed Hank could pick out his reasoning for drinking the water.

Connor sighs, and gives in. He tells Hank that drinking the water almost felt like a challenge. “I felt like I had to, to prove something. I’m not entirely sure what it was I needed to prove, but you telling me I didn’t have to made me want to do it more.” Connor is confused by these feelings, like normal, but putting it into words helps him sort them out. Hank’s smirk grows larger. He repeats, “holy shit” again, and addresses Connor with words that seems to amuse Hank greatly.

“Guess my opposition to authority is rubbing off on you, huh?” Hank asks, though he finishes it off with, “well it’s not like you ever fucking listen to me anyway.” He’s grinning, like he’s proud. Connor just feels mortified.

“Can we go home now, Hank?” Connor says. Hank, through his laughter, nods, and they head out. Finding that someone has already cleaned the thirium in front of the doorway.

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