#holy shit!! she's a vampire

[lais-a-ramos]

we're all here making fun of juliette for being down so hard, but can we talk about miss calliope burns tho?????

homegirl really got so attracted to cute nerd that she couldn't stop staring from afar and figured out the girl is a vampire bc of it

both cal and jules are total simps, it's just that cal is the grumpy one and jules is the sunshine one

#holy shit!! she's a vampire #i said what i said #caliette #calliope x juliette #juliette fairmont #calliope burns #first kill #first kill netflix #first kill spoilers #their dynamic is *chef's kiss* #lgbtq #lgbt #gay #queer #lesbian #bisexual #pansexual #summoning all the gays to watch this gem of a show #ok wow #this post got so many notes wtf #it's good to know we're all on the same page on this fandom and agree cal is down as bad as jules #i mean fixating so much on the cute nerdy girl that smiled at you to the point you find out she's a vampire???? that's simp behavior #and also pretty gay #like imagine #trying to figure out if cute nerdy girl thst smiled at you is gay and then find out she's a vampire #try to explain THAT to the guild lol

[hamartia-grander]

Going back into my cave after this but Wyllstarion x The Princess Diaries au. Wyll as Mia, Astarion as Nicholas, Tav as Andrew. You understand.

#wyllstarion #My sister made me watch this with her on her bday and I could only think “omg like wyllstarion” the entire time #Wyll having to find himself a spouse in order to rule bc of some dumb old baldur's gate tradition #His father had to marry his mother to rule but she died in childbirth and his father ruled the rest of the time alone #Wyll was cast out for the same reasons as in Bg3 but instead of him returning to save his father his father realises his mistakes first #Cause Wyll deserves it #Lady Tav is the most eligible royal for Wyll to wed because she's the duchess of Waterdeep or something #And they were friends #But Wyll loves Astarion #Obviously I'm spinning this like within the Bg3 universe not a modern au or anything so some things are different #Holy shit what if ulder ravengard had a boyfriend a man he was in love with but couldn't ever be with. For fun. Like queen clarisse #Idk who it would be but wouldn't that be funny #WAIT what if instead of a dumb baldur's gate tradition demanding that Wyll marries it's actually because #His pact with Mizora requires that he have a “level headed” spouse to “protect him from the devil's influence” #Guys I'm a genius #And no one wants Astarion to be Wyll's lover bc Astarion is a vampire spawn and they especially don't trust him #Astarion romances Wyll on the order of Cazador bc Cazador wants control of baldur's gate & astarion is the perfect candidate to seduce Wyll #But then Astarion falls in love with Wyll #I just want a scene with Lady Tav and Wyll discussing their marriage after Wyll is caught with Astarion #Where Tav tells Wyll he'll make an amazing king and she's a lady who never backs out of her word #They're friends so they're both understanding that love between them isn't happening #When Wyll returns the ring during the ceremony Tav is like oh thank fuck because Karlach is looking real gorgeous tonight #Etc etc #Bg3 #Wyll Ravengard #astarion ancunin #Bloodpact #I fucking love that ship name BTW it's genius

[crazycatkatetrap]

Slap ya with some fan art @mcsnowfun🎉🥳✨!!!!

Didn't know their heights, so pardon me taking the liberty of their heights and the cloak colors I used for them¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

#vampire moondrop #vampire sundrop #not my oc #not my designs #hope ya like it #took some creative liberty with their cloaks😅 #also your oc was so much fun to draw #holy shit she's so cute🥰 #cckt #crazycatkatetrap #2023

[moonlit-minuet]

Local vampiric lawyer dead tired more at 1

#myart #vamptober #im combing two days here bc i can and bc i thought itd be cool #as i was drawing i was like “holy shit she looks like the ”its been a long week pass the yaoi“ meme” #vampire #shut up phoenix #this is beautiful daughter Narcisa #difital art

[nyssasorbit]

A Sweet Country Girl Questions You During Her Recovery

Last one for today! No fic featuring her unfortunately, but this is for Maisie, Sam’s niece! She’s been mentioned in my fics a couple times though~

#shroom doodles #redacted asmr #redacted oc #redacted thumbnails #Maisie Collins #her text is real big since I imagine her being very...extraverted #lol #I'm not sure if her icon is too simple or what but #something about it seems off to me #or maybe it's just because it's no centered nicely like the others #lmao #also I love the thought of her getting out of vampire torture #and the first thing she says is 'HOLY SHIT MY UNCLE IS A VAMPIRE WICKED'

[hilsoncrater]

damn...crazy how i keep falling into this pattern of irl friends who don't give a shit about me

#tell me why i had sushi with my close friend but i felt so alone #she talked abt her life & i was engaged #but when i tried to talk abt mine it was just. zero interest from her end #'oh the sushi is here' when im mid-sentence #and then focus on the food by talking abt it #or i'd trail off and she wouldn't even notice or pick the conversation up #my mom pointed out she's an energy vampire & i didnt want to believe her but...sure feels like that now #'wanna go to the comedy club? or our coffeeshop?' 'no...i want sushi.' #which is fine!!!! except its become a habit where i will vocalize what i want to do & then she doesn't want to do any of it #like holy shit she invited me to a new bar in town so i went & she got jealous i fit in/enjoyed it #so she made us leave lmao #idk it's getting radioactive in here. i'd rather be alone alone at this point #she and my other buddy are the only people i hang out with irl #tried talking to her abt a book im reading or the novel im planning and she didnt even respond #we sat in silence for a while

[orcelito]

Been finishing up act 2 of bg3. It's a good thing I find the battle systems so fun bc Hoo Boy there sure do be battles

#speculation nation #im going the epic hero direction this run. mostly bc i care about saving innocents' lives as much as possible #which means Killing Necromancers...... ugh. #cloudkill my beloathed. me n my homies hate cloudkill (used against us at least) #i got my vampire kicked into a fucking CHASM i had to reload a save 😭😭😭 #he's been phenomenally unuseful in these fights bc theres so many people and so few places to hide #usually hes one of my biggest damage dealers. and sometimes he can get a good shot in #but a lot of turns hes just firing one dinky lil arrow and then hiding in the corner #...... i keep forgetting about the fancy arrows. i have so many of those. i should try to remember them when i get to the Big battle. #which. hmmm. we r gonna hope it's not Too difficult a battle. ive been able to get thru every battle so far in this game #turns out im Pretty Damn Good at this game. to the point where i'll brute force it and still end up fine. #the literal only battle i had to leave and go back for was the big spider queen thing in the bottom of the well. she was scary. #im level 9 now tho and full of so much guts n grit. and loot. holy fucking shit the loot. #im looting every body (including fallen allies. sorry guys ur gold's goin to a good cause.) #i have karlach with a like 460 carrying capacity but she STILL keeps getting encumbered. from all the armor. #im making fucking Thousands off this tower capture im gonna have so much fucking money #once i leave here and can actually. sell them all 😂 #anyways i have been having fun! had to stop for the night bc it's late. but i will be killing thorny ass tomorrow. mark my words.

[darckcarnival]

 𝘚𝘖𝘓𝘋 𝘈𝘛 𝘈 𝘗𝘌𝘛 𝘚𝘛𝘖𝘙𝘌 Darck Eve

Price: 409,101$

Personality: Loyal. I like to have my own space.

Food: Prefers sweet things.

Notes: Can bite. Rare species.

Breeding Difficulty: ★★★★★

#Time to Join The Party :: Dashboard Games and Quizzes #(( oh this is so silly. )) #(( DARCK WHY ARE YOU SO EXPENSIVE HOLY SHIT???? )) #(( also sweet things fits she loves elderberry jam. )) #(( anyone want a vampire? good luck apparently. )) #(( no one can afford you or hook up )) #(( darck what the fuck ))

[a-heart-of-kyber]

The Still Pretty podcast's read of Empty Spaces is...pretty off base. A big yike.

#i don't agree with a lot of what they've said on a lot of stuff #but holy shit #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #to act as if it would've been better had buffy doubted herself Again #when these ppl consistently shovel the shit on her and expect her to take it #but only the way they think she should #no buffy failed 1 gd times and she’s treated like she’s the worst #and the scoobies absolutely have done this to her before #at the beginning of s3 #it's not that out of character #not to mention it being an ambush #and sending away the only person who seems to grasp what they are ignoring #her person #as she says the one person who has her back #and then acting as if that's not true when THEY PLANNED THIS

[jewishbarbies]

Elena was the good girl and everyone acknowledged how pure and innocent she was . Killing everyone was fair game just to save her but till s3 she was still a good character and person both. After that she started dating a rapist eho was a confederate soldier coz she really know ls how he is deep inside and excused his every action and her own every action including genocide and random murders and slut shaming her best friend for being raped was ignored and she was still the sweet innocent white girl . Her black best friend died multiple times for her .

#Asks #anonymoose #holy shit #so she dated the jasper of tvd lmao #why is there always a confederate in this popular vampire dramas

[moricodex]

Hate my gf's (Poly, two girlfriends) social worker roommate. Fucking gets into a yelling match with a four-year-old & jokes with her sister about leaving the other (Eight year old boy) on the side of the road; with a side of don't be a nuisance & be good beforehand. *GAG* Ugly person.

#Fucking energy vampire #Fucking savior complex bullcrap #gag me with a god damn spoon #fuck #holy shit #can't say shit cause she socially owns the house and shes a “mother figure” #toxic shell of a person #idk how to see my gf's more without appeasing this wretch #vent

[lilyharvord]

When is your next Mare/Cal fanfic/one shot coming out?

I've actually got the first chapter of Of the Haunted and the Holy done! I just kinda want one beta reader to give me a quick read through and give me the hey its good post it comment XD

#(*ask lily*) #(*shut up lily*) #otHatH #of the haunted and the holy #it's long #like the first chapter is 26 pages #she be 14555 words #yikes #listen #she chock full of world building a vampire pining after a witch and a witch pining after a vampire #and then them having sex #it's alot #you know me too #my corn must have plot #so it's got like 50 pages of build up to that #and then a shit tone of actual plot stuff XD #plus more world and character building after the sex #oops my bad #red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #broken throne #post broken throne #marecal

[slaapkat]

every day I hate Harley Quinn more

#just read dc vs vampires: killers holy shit when can she DIE #dc’s own super special chosen one donut steel oc

[the-tired-commander]

wanting to work on the flag vs wanting to play vampire game: FIGHT

#not gw2 #the pride flag is going really well! #but holy shit v rising is so much fun #i just wanna run around as a vampire and cause mayhem #ive been playing with my partner and its so good to just zoom around together #my character looks at its and goes ''thats my wife! shes scary <3''

[amanita-muscaria-lover]

Okay smeyer we get it. Edward is white

#holy shit #god she never lets us forget #my post #libby rereads twilight #i mean jesus christ #white and delightsome #like yeah he's a vampire