#holy shit I just realized what it means to simp WOW

[universalistotalis]

Stiff That You Love

Ushijima Wakatoshi (Timeskip!) x Female reader

Masterlist!!!

You never thought you'd see him again. You almost choked on the truffle pasta that you ordered in this café when a certain beautiful giant waved and made his way to you.

"Holy damn." You whispered underneath your breath as his strides made their way towards your table. You knew he was already a show stopper back then, but now???!

You were so sure everyone would drop dead at the sight of him.

"Hi." He greeted with his deep voice. "Do you still remember me?"

Surprise filled your expression at his question but you smiled politely and nodded your head. "How could I forget? How are you Ushijima?"

You swore you saw a glint of relief and excitement in his eyes but it immediately wavered as he motioned to the chair in front of you.

"May I?" He asked again, holding the back of the chair.

Is he really going to sit here with me?!

"Sure, of course." Your voice squeaked at the feeling of your heart bursting out of your chest. His greeting was enough to kick the air out of your lungs but a whole conversation?! You didn't know how long you would last in his ever- intimidating presence.

-

It was already the last year in college and you were so determined to graduate with latin honors. Every single minute of your life, you dedicated it to studies, friends and family. They were all that mattered. And so you stayed until the wee hours at certain café spots around the university or at the library inside the campus. You went to meet up with friends during the weekends only for a simple dinner or lunch. You called your family members every chance you get during free time. That was your life. And you were content.

But then this boy came in to the picture.

"You will be partnered together and I shall assign the pair. Make sure you finish the written output, video presentation, and oral defense at the end of the semester." Those were the words of your professor during one of your classes before yours and his name were called out together.

You swore it was fate. Romance was really not in the forefront of your mind but as they say, "You'll find it best when you're not looking".

AND MY GOD WERE YOU SO WRONG!

This man named Ushijima Wakatoshi who came out from nowhere, looking as good they come, had no ounce of romance nor funny bone in his muscular body. He was the most dense, most serious, most infuriating man you've ever met in your whole life!!! He was a whole perfectionist, always so blunt at his comments about the outputs that you showed him. He was also so strict with the deadlines, not considering that you had other classes than this that had much more weight and importance.

You were so close to giving up but...

"Y/n?" You knew that voice only belonged to the certain antagonist in your story right now.

Your hands trembled as you wiped the tears streaming down your face after your meeting together at the library.

"Ushijima, hey!" You pretended to be your usual chirpy self as you turned around to face him.

It was already late so the lights surrounding the university casted an unworldly glow on his face. He was always so breathtaking no matter where you put him but damn those looks! He was just as heartless.

"Are you alright?" He asked with a worried tone.

"I'm fine. I'll be going home now. See you next week." You excused yourself.

"Wait." His cold fingers caught your arm and that made you stop your tracks.

"Is there a problem, Wakatoshi?"

He bowed his head before slowly releasing you in his grip. "I wanted to apologize for my behavior."

"W-what?" You wanted to make sure if what your ears heard was right. He does not seem the type to apologize.

You heard another deep sigh as he looked at you. "I've always been told that I come off too much to others. I didn't realize it until recently when one of my friends told me."

"Oh, well..."

"I'll try to be better though. I'll be more careful from now on. And I'm really sorry if I ever hurt your feelings in the past." He said with all seriousness that you can't help but sigh and just nod.

"You can be really mean sometimes." You agreed and chuckled, letting a tear escape your eyes.

"You've been crying." He stated flatly as if he was reciting a trivia. "I'm still so sorry."

You giggled. "Yeah, I forgive you. Anyway, it's getting late, Wakatoshi. We have to head home."

"I'll walk you home." He said with a finality in his voice. You were again, surprised by his actions but just agreed because this was such a draining day.

And as you were nearing where you stayed, you were again surprised at how comforting his presence was.

--

You did find his presence after that night relaxing. He became more tactful and he started to insert jokes during your meetings which shocked you so much the first time that he felt a little offended. You became such close friends that his team mates in volleyball were again, shocked that he managed to get a friend outside the team. It was just a matter of getting used to, you thought to yourself. He's just so honest, mechanical, and straightforward to a fault and you got to master how to tell him off when needed. He also developed to trust you so whenever he needed advice, he would always go to you and trust your honest words.

Looking at him now, it made your heart warm at how far he'd come. It's amazing to have known him then. To have seen how he grew as an athlete, a student, and a person. He may still be a little stiff but that's just the Wakatoshi you've come to love.

"Soo..." He started while sitting back down again after claiming his coffee from the counter. "I am not disturbing you, am I?" He pointed at the laptop and papers next to you.

You laughed. "Not at all! I finished them anyway."

"How have you been then?" He asked. His elbows were resting on the table and his hands were holding on to the cup of coffee. The sight was a little funny considering his giant built was leaned onto a very small table.

You smiled gently. "I've been good! I got the job that I dreamed of having and I own some businesses too. Ho--"

"Your eyes sparkle the same way." He cut off.

"What?" You asked, surprised at his random comment.

"Your eyes..." He pointed out. "They sparkle the same way they did in college when you were talking about something you like."

"How did you notice that?" You laughed.

"I'm known to be observant." He smirked slightly, taking a sip of his coffee.

"Okay, Mr. Oh-So-Observant, how are your matches going? I've been tuning in since the first tournament and it looks like you're going to the semi- finals!" You cheered not hiding your pride and excitement for the country's national volleyball team. When you searched on how to watch the live games, you insisted that you were there to cheer for the country and definitely NOT to cheer and simp for a certain brown- haired, serious player. Definitely NOT!

"You've been watching our games?" He asked, eyes slightly widening at the thought of you cheering for him. What he didn't know was that you were always watching his games since college, not missing even one match. You were always there, crying at how proud you were of him. Also, crying at how much he could never be yours.

"Of course, I have, silly!" You chuckled and pointed at your laptop. "I've been watching here and you're just so amazing and strong!"

He suddenly paused at your statement, silently raising a brow at you and smiling softly.

"I- I meant that your whole team is amazing and strong." You clarified, a blush automatically painting the whole of your face and ears.

"Would you like to go tomorrow?" He blinked, setting down his cup on the wooden surface. "To the game, I mean?"

Your eyes widened at his offer. "Are you serious?!"

He chuckled at your reaction. "Of course! We're allowed to bring spectators for the games, I'll just give you the tickets."

"Wow, Ushijima, thank you so much! It's an honor!" You chimed excitedly, jumping a little on your chair.

"The honor's mine." He replied, grinning at you.

He already knew back then that you were one of a kind. No one ever really stayed and tried to understand his demeanor and personality but you did. You were so honest and kind and you always knew what to do or say to keep him at ease. You accepted him for who he was and he's so thankful to have met such a beautiful soul. Even when you were doing nothing, even when you're just sitting across this table from him, without you knowing, you already made up his entire exhausting day. Hell, you made up all those exhausting years of not seeing each other since you two graduated. He suddenly imagined if being with you would always be like this. So peaceful and just pure bliss...

"You've got to be shitting on me! Is that Ushiwaka?" The pair sitting next to the glass walls of the café was oblivious of the red- haired tower and group of men walking past the street. All of them were wearing coats and casual attires as they're planning to go for lunch at their favorite restaurant for a little reunion. The all powerful Shiratorizawa Volleyball Team, headed by Ushijima in high school, cowered like puppies at the name of their captain being mentioned.

"Where?!" Goshiki stopped and shielded himself from an invisible force. "He said he couldn't make it!"

"I guess our baby's growing up, look!" Tendou hummed and pointed at the two of you laughing and looking at each other with heart eyes. "I bet they don't know that they're shooting hearts at each other."

"I never thought he could smile like that." Semi whispered.

"Yeah well, he's been crushing on that girl since college." Tendou filled the silent wonder of the whole group. "That's why she looked familiar! He kept sending me photos of them together studying or something..."

"Studying, my ass!" Shirabu laughed as they continued staring and hiding behind a post at the same time.

They all burst out laughing and again Tendou chuckled. "No seriously, they were studying!"

"Yeah well, they look good together. I hope he'd have the balls to ask her out. Please god!" Goshiki put his hands together as if seriously praying.

"Bet you 10, 000 yen, we'd be attending his wedding two years from now." Semi challenged.

"Nah, I'll go with a year." Tendou offered.

The men casted their bets on how long you and Ushijima would get married. They knew their captain so well to be sure enough that he was serious with you. Safe to say, Semi won the bet.

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Reblogs are appreciated! <3

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[totiredtowrite]

Hi it's me again 😀

Idk, can I request a soulmate au- the ✨red string of fate✨ connects us to ✨Shirabu✨. The reader kinda likes to mess with him- (to make him blush y'know), and Tendou might join in too just because– 🤷‍♂️ we like seeing a flustered Shirabu

Pls Shirabu doesn't get enough attention. I love him sm 🥺😔 Also, I noticed you had a lot of Ushijima reqs- holy frickin Asahi-

Have a good day/night 💚

– 🥑

Red Strings

Warnings - Cursing, a lil angst, I hardly ever proofread

Note: Yes avocado anon 😩😩. Wanna know something fun? Most of those Ushijima fics weren't requested, I'm just a filthy simp ✋😗. Also idfk how to write the red string soulmate au so here's some improvising on my part :)

Male Reader

"Kenjirou baby!"

Shirabu froze up, the volleyball he was getting ready to spike landing on his head and bouncing to the ground. He never understood why you pestered him with the pet names, but it's not like he could talk you out of it. He glowers at you, his face slowly turning bright red.

"Oh don't look so angry," You laughed and slung an arm around his shoulder.

"Why do you insist on being so annoying," Shirabu mutters and pulls away from your arm to pick up the volleyball he dropped.

"What can I say doll, the red strings got me all mixed up!" You winked at him.

"Don't be stupid," Shirabu rolls his eyes.

You laugh, though as soon as his back was turned you frowned. Maybe he couldn't see them, but you sure could. Naturally you joked about it all the time, but sometimes it got distracting how taunt the line was pulled when you were near him.

Tendou knew, Tendou knew everything. Naturally he was the one who suggested you brought up light hearted banter, because after all the more you joke about something the more likely it is to come true. Really though, you just think it makes him annoyed.

Of course you've had the thought that maybe you should just have a serious talk about how seriously you feel for him, but that would be stupid. Not using some convoluted flirting to express your emotion? What a laugh.

You huffed and made your way over to Tendou, who was messily taping his fingers. "`Sato! We have a problem," you declared, falling into place next to him on the bench. He looked up from where he was struggling to rip a piece of tape off.

"Shoot," he smiles.

"I don't think this is working," you sighed.

"Don't be silly!" Tendou pointed his index fingers at you, the tape roll still hanging off of his fingers.

You rolled your eyes with a little smile. True, you could see the string, but that doesn't mean Shirabu won't be able to. Once the feelings are mutual, (or he comes to terms with his), he'll be able to see it. Really only a small percentage of people even have one, only a small percentage are bound by fate.

"Just keep at it, I'm sure he'll realize it eventually," Tendou finally rips the tape with a triumphant grin.

As much of a matchmaker that Tendou is, his advice isn't very helpful for Shirabu.

In fact, Kenjirou thought that you were just taunting him.

He thinks that you aren't serious at all, which of course causes him to doubt his own feelings and try to push you away.

He hates how carefree you are with it all. Just casually calling him 'babe' or tossing in a random 'good boy!' when he sets well. It's infuriating to him.

Eventually though, he's going to have to see that string.

🂠🃑🃁🂱🂡

"Hey Ken," You dragged out both words.

"What do you want now," Shirabu sighs, buttoning the last few buttons on his shirt and hastily pulled on his blazer. The last of the team had left the locker rooms.

"Woah there buddy, calm down yeah?" You laughed, picking up his tie and looping it around his neck. "I just wanted to talk," You continued to do up his tie, accidentally tugging him a bit closer.

"Ab..about what," he manages a snarl.

You shrug. "I dunno Doll, got anything on your mind?"

He pulled your hand off of his tie and stumbled back. "Yeah, actually!"

You tilted your head when he spoke again. "What is wrong with you? Why do you keep doing this?"

Confusion started to set into your face. "Sorry?"

"You know! Always with the pet names and the affection, why do you keep teasing?" He had his eyes closed, fury making his face red.

"T-teasing?" You step back.

"You don't mean any of that shit! Would you just cut it out?" Shirabu opened his eyes to direct a venomous glare your way.

"But I do-," you hesitate. "How else am I supposed to-I do like you!"

He looks taken aback for a moment. "What?"

"I like so so much! I might even love you but I'm not exactly sure of that!" You moved a little closer to him.

He stood in shocked silence for a few moments.

"What's- that," He looked down at the sudden tug he felt on his finger.

A red twine was looped around his finger. "Wow," he says softly.

"See what I mean!" You turned your eyes to his shocked face. "I wasn't bullshitting you!"

Kenjirou turned to look at you. The red string was progressively fading. Your expression was equivalent to that of a kicked animal.

"So," he awkwardly starts, "Does this mean we're, you know...together?"

You shrug. "Maybe."

Only time will tell, after all.

#m!reader #hq x male reader #anime x male reader #male reader #x male reader #tw cursing #haikyuu x male reader #shirabu x male reader #shirabu kenjirou x male reader

[pianostarinwonderland]

Things About Azul Ashengrotto That Get Me Rotting

See, if there’s one thing I learned this 2021, it’s that I think about Azul so often that I have come to realize many things about him that some of my friends have not. 🥲 I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing akdbsjskakdkkskskkd but I’m dragging you all down with me 😤😤😤 I am not suffering alone.

Under a cut because it’s long 💀

Azul having sky blue eyes

Listen, I love blue eyes, and while I was never a big fan of the color of the sky itself, I love the word azure, which is basically the color of sky blue, and I go insane thinking about Azul’s eyes being azure-colored.

Azul having one of the pinkest lips among the cast

There was a post that compared the lips of the Twst cast, and I kid you not, Azul’s lips have this evident shade of pink compared to the others, and w wow—

No I don’t want to kiss them, no I don’t

I’ll just kiss his mole at most

Azul’s voice

His voice is so smooth??? It’s just so beautiful to listen to, and I lose my shit every time I hear him in login, in home screen, in lessons, in main story...

Also, the way his voice deepens to a husky whisper I 💀💀💀 you are all cordially invited to my funeral

Azul being able to identify the ingredients of a dish or drink by a taste

This is stated in his dorm card story! He took one sip of the mystery drink Sam was selling and right away, he started rattling off about each ingredient. Jade said that this was due to his upbringing, being raised by parents who run a restaurant.

........... I don’t know why, but it just affects me so bad. 💀 Like, maybe it’s not the most romantic thought, but imagine him knowing exactly the taste of you during kisses (and maybe what you were eating, which is the not-so romantic part ahahdhhajdjjs but also it’s cool for funny moments I guess)

Azul’s dorm uniform

Azul stated in his dorm card lines that whenever he puts his uniform on, people respect him more, and honest to God, it really works. It’s just a coat on that makes him stand out from the others in Octavinelle, but it’s so damn effective and ahdshssjsjdjdjdjdjdkkdksklsls

The white polo??? Fucking????? Affects me so fucking much???? I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY, SOMEHOW WHITE POLO WITH PURPLE BOW IS SEXIER THAN PURPLE POLO WITH WHITE BOW???? Just thinking about that gets me head empty

Somehow, him without his coat gets me going brrrrrrrrrrr more than with coat maybe it’s because he has such a good silhouette when his outfit looks more primarily black 😳😳😳

Djdjdkskdkdkd ok but imagine wearing his coat as a blanket??? It’s warm, it’s cozy, it has his scent— I once wrote a self-indulgent thing about this 🗿

Azul’s smirk

DO I NEED TO STATE MY REASONSBDJDJSJKSKKDKEEKEKD

THAT SMIRK HAS FOREVER RUINED ME FUCKKKKK IDK WHAT IT IS, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY HE LOOKS SO SELF-ASSURED WHEN THE CORNERS OF HIS LIPS SUBTLY TURN UP AS HIS EYES KINDA SQUINT SLIGHTLY MAKES ME GO HONK HONK

Help

Azul’s waist

I’m bullied in a server for being the Azul waist simp 🗿🗿🗿

PLEASE, THE FACT THAT HE WORKED SO HARD FOR HIS IDEAL BODY KINDA GOT ME GOING BEEP BEEP HONK HONK

The thought of holding his waist........ or sliding your hands down his sides................... FUCK—

Azul’s breakdown in 3-31 and 3-33

A little angst for a change!

Honestly, it was 3-31 that got me falling for Azul. I’m incredibly picky when it comes to voice acting crying scenes, so when a crying scene affects me, then that shit’s good.

So when Azul broke down, I was commending the VA for that because holy fuck, that was the first time in a game that I ever felt this lump in my throat and that means I’m THIS 🤏 close to crying, and it’s so hard for me to cry.

For some reason, I feel so heartbroken every time I hear him screaming in those chapters. So much so that I have to mute when going through both chapters if ever I have to double check my info or get a snippet for a video :’D legit, I always end up feeling stressed when I hear him cry

Azul managing a restaurant, dorm leader duties, and studies all at once

Bitch, how???

I struggle with putting my all in my schoolwork, all the more that??

Honest to God, I probably would have been more lax about skipping class and submitting things late had I not thought about Azul being able to balance all those things because it made me go, “If Azul can do all those things, I can at least finish this assignment.”

Azul and Yuu talking at the end of ch3

I KICK A WALL EVERY TIME I REWATCH THAT SCENE

Azul openly admitting to Yuu that he realizes that he was denying his past......

And Yuu comforting him??? PLEASE??? They could have stayed silent or like, just nodded and shit, but they went out of their way to tell Azul “but you’re really hardworking, you know, and that’s more important than having powerful magic”

DISNEY LETS US COMFORT AZUL AND I THINK THAT’S ABSOLUTELY SEXY OF THEM

Also can I just say I love how everyone went “oh yeah Azul, your notes are so good???” after his overblot??? Like, they could have been like “smh Azul, you should know better than to run a shady business now” which Grim did, but then they all went “yooo your notes were so impeccable, seriously 100 years worth of tests that you researched for them?? Fam, I got a super high grade from one night of studying them” like mmmmm yes *chef’s kiss*

Fuck wait I’m actually gettingnbrbdbebbjrjdjej

Baby Azul pics

Let’s be real, we all want to see those baby pics, sorry I don’t make the rules

I hc that mama and papa Ashengrotto have a shit ton of baby albums of him and wow do I want to visit the restaurant just for them

They’re gonna make me pay though 💀 that’s fine 🤠

That crazed look Azul has

Uhhhhhhh if you can’t envision it, it is similar to the Fairy Godmother from Shrek 2 (as much as I hate to admit it)

SOMETHING ABOUT HIM GOING FERAL GETS ME GOING

Azul’s Halloween groovy line

Sir......... sir excuse me

This is Halloween, not a steamy fanfiction

GKFJDJJDJJDD NO OKAY everyone else’s groovy line mentions Halloween or alludes to Halloween (“oooooooo time to be spooked hahahahahha it’s Halloween night oooooooo”)

BUT THIS BITCH. This bitch went “let’s enjoy tonight to our heart’s desire. Now, let me hear your screams that reach to the moon.”

Help I know I’m not exactly an innocent person BUT PLEASE, THE FACT THAT IT DOES NOT SPECIFY HALLOWEEN NIGHT MAKES IT SO 🤭🤭🤭

Azul please, I wanted to piss my pants in fear 🗿

Azul’s possible casual outfit

From how he reacted to Floyd’s eel t-shirts in Floyd’s bday SSR story, Azul is definitely not into t-shirts or at least those with print

Mans wants class ✨✨

But also, he likes hoodies since tight spaces are nice

But since his casual clothes are his going out clothes and he probably does not want to wear a hoodie in fear of having his image ruined

His outfit is most likely going to be a long-sleeved shirt with black jeans (or idk what else is nice bottoms), maybe a nice jacket to place on his shoulders similar to his coat on his dorm outfit

.......................... help I imagined this and I’m about to mcfucking combust 🗿

Azul with Snake Whisper (if he somehow managed to steal it from Jamil)

Just *stops breathing*

Azul’s voice is already sexy, and adding in a hypnosis effect???? Goodbye

I could have lived through today without ever realizing this but noooooo a friend made me realize it and just SOB

Azul smiling

THE THOUGHT OF AZUL SMILING JUST COMBUSTS ME, THAT’S ALL I NEED TO SAY

Please, just hhhfgggkfjfh Disney I am barging into your HQ for smiling Azul card

No glasses Azul

Help, just thinking about him without glasses makes me explode

When that Octa cm came out and he’s not wearing glasses in his merform, I went BOOM

Goodbye world, my life is complete, Azul is so fucking gorgeous without his glasses

And all the fanart??? I just 💀💀💀 FUCK

Azul playing piano

Pianists are H O T

Fast fingers that can stretch to hit octaves and maybe more are sexy

That intense look in the eyes? Sexy too

Can we just have any info on how his piano life was like? Bday Azul story please pspspspspspsppspspspsps

But if there’s a piano on the card, I’m gonna combust 💀 I’m not going full circle with my Tumblr usernames now

Just please, I want more info 🥲

Also can I be the piano he plays— I mean what, you heard nothing

That wispy lock of hair on Azul’s left (right side for us)

Twirls hair twirls hair but it’s Azul’s hair

Ok, my showers have not been the same since because I have this particular lock of hair that, when it’s wet, it twirls exactly like how Azul’s wispy lock of hair twirls and I just

I just wanted to step out of the shower and dry myself 🗿

Azul’s hair also looks really fluffy?? I wanna floof it

Azul’s name

It’s just . Really nice to say Azul?

Somehow, I feel more secure even just thinking about his name

Azul, or asul in Tagalog, has been one of the first words I knew. It just . Stuck to my brain . And it sounds so nice to say.

Sometimes, when I don’t know what else to say in chat, I just go ‘Azul’

Even seeing Ashengrotto makes me go brrr r rrr r. R r. Rr. R r r

There is this place that’s called the Our Lady of Lourdes Grotto in Baguio, but my household just calls it the Grotto, and now I can’t see that place the same way ever since 🥲🗿 climbing 252 steps as I rot woohoo

Azul knowing his own limits

There’s this one PE line from Azul where he goes “there’s nothing wrong with having something you’re not good at” and maybe he’s a little embarrassed to say that he’s horrible at flying class, BUT LIKE??? This line?? Makes me so fucking hopeful??? Because Azul Ashengrotto, the guy who runs a successful restaurant while being a dorm leader and a top student, the guy who can do mental arithmetic and music, has his own shortcomings, and I just . How long has it been since anyone told me that?? I don’t remember anyone telling me this in recent years.

But also, despite being bad at it, in the archives, it shows how motivated a character is in certain classes. And Azul is actually kind of motivated in flying class?? Jade is a solid low lmao AHHDJSJDSND but Azul is actually determined to try to become better and it makes me feel things 😭😭😭😭

And fam, I just love how much Azul trusts Jade and Floyd??? Like, he could have been that emo guy that’s all like “I’m gonna do all of this alone” but no, he actually knows when to rely on help.

He even openly admits to Silver in his Halloween story that if he has his problems, he opens up to Jade and Floyd and like . Damn. He actually doesn’t constantly bottle his emotions up. What a queen, love that 😩😩😩

Azul going “I’ll expand the Mostro Lounge” at the end of the last Octavinelle rhythmic

PLEASEEEE IT’S SO FUNNY BUT IT’S SO CUTE

Even if his plan to take Ramshackle failed, he’s still determined to expand, and I’m just . Damn. This guy does not give up.

BUT ALSO I ADMIRE THAT UWEHHHH I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A FRACTION OF THAT AHJKSKAKKKDKDKD BECAUSE HALF THE TIME, I AM READY TO GIVE UP ON A LOT OF THINGS

Ahem.. anyway

Just, his little grin and happy smile at the end?? Fucking gets me. Disney knew where to hit .

Azul’s unique magic probably not yet perfected

Okay, Azul may have said he perfected his UM in his flashback, but this is his UM used with a contract

Now hear me out: Jade says shortly before Azul overblotted that his UM is unstable without the contract

So can you just imagine Azul practicing his UM without the use of the contract so he can learn to take without roping someone into an agreement?? Like yo 💀

Actually you know what, Azul never needed to rope me into a contract, he already stole my heart without me knowing 😔

In summary, I am head empty . :’)

#twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto

[jayisgay]

Camp Here and There finale time!!! Wooo!!!

mmm don't like this. Does Elijah just have Sydney like. Tied to the top of the tower

Jedediah knows Elijah??? I mean we knew that Elijah knew Sydney, but ????

"architect" hmmm

ok i hate Elijah with every cell in my body but like. i understand the simps in this moment. "Fighting words. Let's check your claims against those of the gospel, hmmm?" "And what constitutes the gospel?" "My word." like ok sir 0///0

"in that moment he was perfect, our muse. Prone as he was upon the forest floor" ok thats fucking creepy

What's Elijah talking about?? Is the 'Sydney dies and it's a time loop' theory correct???

"You MOTHERFUCKER!" *gasp* "Language!" fjksdlfjlsfjs

That's right Elijah go fuck yourself

Enjoying Angry Jedediah quite a bit this time. Love it when his anger is directed at the right people :)

Oh crap. The journals

Elijah was Sydney's nurse? Or was it another tall thin blond man

Ok nope that's def Elijah

So Elijah was a fucking creep even back then. wonderful -_-

COMA???

The journals are having an Effect I do not like this

Assuming the limn happens after the events in these first few journal entries, Sydney was engaging in magic even before the world ended. Huh.

So Jedediah was trying to cure Sydney's illness hmm

YOU TURN IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN??? I'M SORRY SIR COULD YOU RUN THAT BY ME ONE MORE TIME

Sydney!! Yes beat his ass

ominous clock chiming 0.o

Hell yes!!! Elijah get got

So uh. To the first music break. Jamming out and. Thank God but What The Fuck Just Happened

Oh my fucking god Lucille she couldn't even do this one thing??? god fucking dammit

well at LEAst Elijah doesn't have the journals

HMmm time loop theory real? Sydney IS dead? or wait no??? ???? WHat

He died and then Jedediah brought him back ok ok

holy shit 0.o

Jedidah actually communicating? Holy shit wow

Ough my heart. This isn't entirely healthy but GOD is it tender

the pyre was LIT??? okay did NOT realize that holy crap

I'm sorry SEXY??? SIR??? FJFSLKDJLFJSLDKFSJL BAHAHDAHAHHAHAHHA

talking about their feelings for once. ough <3333

FJSKDFJLDJLKSLDKJF after all that's happened i think Jedediah deserves to be made fun of. and its funny so

"I have to work on my... project. I have to cry over a picture of you in my office, alone. My- my sobs are synced up with the ticking of my... many beautiful clocks." I am LOSING MY MIND BAHAHAHAHH

HONEY <333333 in TEARS

I wish I was able to keep the other counselor's names straight because I have no idea who these people are. I know there's a british dude, a gamer person, and someone who Sydney hates for no discernable reason. And an alpha male guy, but that might be the same as the previous dude idk. Anyway I wish i could keep the side characters straight

soop <33333

uGH Lucille. hhhhhhhhh. just get to the POINT

He's still working on shit hmmm. It's not over

this is a FAST game of chess holy shit wow

what kind of chess board is this??? X? Q? this is not how chess notation works as far as I remember

Lucille that's really rude to say about how Sydney talks. :(

"Adrenaline Wizard" lmaooo

Wait crap. Lucille... what's going on

shit what hold on what's going on crap crap crap

DID she let him know??? ok good. she didn't do that at least.

"he was a blonde with a big knife" lol

What could you have done, Lucille? You could have TRIED. You could have TRIED to help. god

Ok final thoughts:

- Elijah knew Sydney as his nurse, but how did he become so obsessed with him? I think there's more there.

- This proves the Sydney Died theory but I still think the Time Loop theory holds some weight. Jedediah obviously COULDN'T tell Sydney the full truth, and he has all those clocks and shit; we definitely don't know the full story so at the very least that theory isn't DISproven.

Uh, yeah I don't have many other thoughts. I'm not good at piecing shit together. Anyway that was amazing!!!

#chnt spoilers #ch&t spoilers #camp here and there spoilers #camp here and there season finale #jedediah martin #elijah volkov #sydney october sargent #the elephant man #seddie #sydney x jedediah #sydney sargent

[wagner-fell]

“So then Catra writes on this note ‘hey Adora’ and Adora is like ‘grrrr’ and so they do this whole passive aggressive dance where you could have cut the sexual tension with a knife. Oh, and then-”

“I. Hate. History. Class.” Mari slammed their plastic lunch tray onto the table.

“Oh thank god,” said Kevin. Listening to Mari rant was much preferable to hearing about the Princess Prom episode from Astrid. Again.

Blessica hit Kevin and gave him a pointed look.

“I mean it’s bad enough I have to write essays about fucking colonizers. But now I have to sit next to this white-ass American boy? No thanks.”

“You know,” began Astrid, “if you wanted, I could kill this new guy for you with, oh I don’t know, werewolf po-”

“No!” they all shouted in unison. Astrid was mundane with the gift of the slight but she didn’t think of it like a gift. What was the point of being able to see this fantastical reality if she couldn’t be a part of it? What was the point of having three werewolves as your best friends if they refused to turn you into one?

Blessica tried to tell her that, as a downworlder, she would face a lot of discrimination. But what kinda excuse was that? Astrid was a Korean lesbian who, for most of the time, lived with her single mother. At least this branch of marginalization gave her freakin’ superpowers. The only superpower Astrid currently had at her disposal was not having to date men.

Astrid angrily took a bite of her cinnamon roll and Mari followed suit. Blessica tried to pat her arm but Astrid swatted her away.

“American?” Kevin asked. “I don’t remember any Americans. Is he new?”

Mari nodded through a mouthful of baked goods. She tucked her tie into her black-and-white uniform sweater vest so they didn’t stain it. Normally she wouldn’t have bothered but laundry had been a living nightmare lately. They promptly realized that her sweater vest was also going to get food on it. In removing it, their stomach flashed briefly. She stuffed it in her bag and set an alarm on her phone so they wouldn’t forget to put it back on before the lunch bell rang. Like that time Miss Yang made them jelly doughnuts and she got detention for a week. Mari really hated this school sometimes.

When she looked up to see half the surrounding area staring at them, they looked down at her collared shirt to see if she had gotten fresh cinnamon bun gooeyness on it already.

Astrid laughed. “It’s because you exposed your six-pack.” She moved her fork around in circles, making sure the ranch covered each piece of lettuce in her salad. Astrid loved ranch. She kept a gigantic bottle of it in her bag at all times. “You know, one time this guy asked me if you got them tattooed on. Cause girls can’t have abs and all that bull.”

“And what did you tell him?” asked Mari, amused.

“No.”

“Thank go-”

“I told him the truth. That the only tattoo you have is of Consul Lightwood’s face on your ass.”

“Oh, fuck off.”

“The world deserves to know.”

“You're a hazard to society.”

“Awwwww. Mari! I love you too.”

Astrid smiled and shoved a mouthful of salad into her mouth as Mari rolled their eyes.

“Holy shit,” said Blessica, staring at something over Mari’s shoulder. “That is the second hottest man I have ever seen.”

Kevin glanced in the direction she was looking at then back to her. “What? Who?” he asked at the same time Mari drawled, “second hottest, who’s the first?” with a single eyebrow raised.

Blessica blushed as Kevin continued his search. “M-magnus Bane. Obviously.”

“Riiiiiiiight,” said Astrid, looking between her and Kevin.

Blessica blushed deeper. “Shut up.”

“Wow,” said Kevin. “That him?” He pointed and this time Mari turned around…to face Kit fucking Herondale.

Blessica, still red in the face, nodded.

“Wow indeed,” agreed Astrid.

“Aren’t you a lesbian?” questioned Blessica.

“Blessie, darling, I may rather suck on a cactus than suck on a dick but hotties can admire their fellow hotties. Gender is irrelevant in this scenario.”

Mari slammed their hands down onto the table. “Ladies! We are better than simping, even just hottie wise, over an American, white boy! We have standards! And Kevin! I know that” disgust dripped from her voice, “is your type, but resist!”

He rolled his eyes. “Jesus. You hook up with two blonde nephilim and suddenly it’s your type.”

“Yes,” said Astrid slowly, as if explaining something to a very dim child, “that’s how it works.”

Mari felt like they were missing something. Her three friends began discussing where they wanted to go tomorrow for Blessica’s birthday but they were stuck on Kevin’s statement. Something about it wasn’t quite right. It took her longer than she was proud of to figure it out.

“Wait, hold up, did you say nephilim? Kit is a Shadowhunter?!”

They all exchanged a look. “Uh, yeah. Didn’t you see the Mark on his hand?”

Mari turned back to him again. He was sitting by himself at a few tables, scrolling away. And on the hand holding his water bottle… was a voyance rune, clear as day. How did they miss that? “What is a Shadowhunter doing here anyway?”

Kevin shrugged. “Perhaps he’s here to check out London’s up-coming werewolf. I hear she’s a hazard to society.”

Astrid’s head shot up. “Really?!”

“No, sorry sweetie,” interjected Blessica. Astrid finished her cinnamon bun with an annoyed ‘hmph’.

They chatted more about Blessica’s upcoming sixteenth birthday before Kevin came up with the dumbest idea ever. Which was an extremely difficult title to earn amongst the 11th years at St. Lucy’s Academy.

“We should invite the Shadowhunter.”

Mari scoffed. “The whole pack’s gonna be there! Like hell they would let a Shadowhunter crash it.”

“Oh please. Once they lay their eyes on McDreamy, they’ll all forget about his angel blood.”

Astrid gasped. “Is that a Grey’s Anatomy reference? Are you finally watching it?” They all ignored her.

“I think it might be fun,” said Blessica. “And it’s my party so…” She stood up and walked over to Kit’s table, Kevin right behind her.

Astrid picked up her salad with one hand and her second cinnamon bun with the other. “Come in,” she said. “What’s the worst that can happen. You fall in love?”

“Haha,” said Mari, slinging her bag over their shoulder and joining the others.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ @adoravel-fenomeno @im-not-ruined-im-ruination@thechangeling @thomas-gaypanic-lightwood @sofiatheskeleton @cncnbr @its-taff @ithurielkeepsgettingkidnapped @noah-herondale-lightwood @maxboythedog @arangiajoan @shelvesofgold @illusions-give-reasons-to-live @book-dragon-not-worm @the-blackdale @the-wckd-powers Lmk if you want to b adde/removed from the tag list!

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[meltwonu]

| 🍒 CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB! 🍒 |     [CHAPTER 2]

pairing; dom!seungcheol x camgirl!reader

this chapter’s notes; cam show, masturbation, dirty talk, sir!kink, tiny jealous!seungcheol. Wow! Thank you all so much for your interest in Cherry Bomb and our very favorite simp! LMAO 😆 And thank you all for being so patient! I know one week drags on when ur waiting for content so thank you so so so so so much for your patience! 🥰🍒 also, some new characters in this, am sorry if ur not a fan but the rest of svt r also simps in this so we had to expand a bit 🤪 HAHAHA HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEUNGCHEOL!!!

chapters; 1 - 2 - ? 

It’s 10:05AM when Seungcheol makes it to work, tossing his things in his employee locker before pocketing his phone and heading out to the floor for the day.

He’d gotten approximately 3 hours of sleep and the giddiness was still eating him up when he greets Jeongguk; the tall male that works at the concession stand at the roller rink.

“Hey Seungcheol-hyung! Whoa, you look like you didn’t get any sleep, what happened to you?” The two share a laugh; Seungcheol ruffling his own hair as he sighs. “I couldn’t sleep last night, I was just too… Uh, excited about w-work…” He stutters out, Jeongguk’s eyebrow raised almost immediately at the blatant lie.

“Hyung, we’ve been working here for months. No offense, but nobody gets excited about coming here. Yoongi-hyung is hiding in the restroom as we speak.” Jeongguk deadpans, eyes rolling as he passes Seungcheol a water bottle. “Did you get laid?”

Not really, but kinda? But no, Seungcheol thinks.

“Nah, I just, I got a new PC game and I stayed up all night playing. You know how it is!” Jeongguk nods in understanding.

Seungcheol checks his phone for the umpteenth time since he’d woken up and you still hadn’t texted him. Not that he entirely expected to be woken up to a text message from you, but he perhaps had dreamt of it; waking up and scrambling to find the device while he shook the sleep from his eyes.

Sighing, he pockets the device, swiping the water bottle off of the countertop before he shoots Jeongguk a fixed stare. “When does Namjoon-hyung get back from his vacation?” Namjoon was one of the managers who’d gone on an extended vacation recently which left Seungcheol picking up extra shifts. 

On normal occasions, he would’ve politely declined but seeing as it meant extra cash, he practically begged to take them.

“Mmm, dunno. Maybe like a week?” Seungcheol mentally cheers; that meant one more week of extra pay even if he dragged his tired body home every night. He would finally be able to buy you that Sybian that he’d been saving up for. You never asked for one but Seungcheol liked to spoil you and quite frankly, he wanted to see you fall apart on it while you thought of him.

“Cool, well, I’ll be disinfecting the rollerskates. Tell Yoongi-hyung to come help me if he ever emerges from the restroom.”

“You got it, hyung!”

In the time between leaving Jeongguk at the concession stand and the fourth pair of skates he’s disinfected, a party of ten show up at the roller rink; loud and obnoxious as they set their things everywhere. He sighs, knowing exactly that he would be the one to clean up the mess afterwards.

Seungcheol watches the gaggle of teens fumble all over the rink, a sigh on his lips as he sanitizes another pair of skates. He contemplated every single day if it was worth working at the old and usually empty rollerskating rink, but he had to admit, it paid obscenely well. Nobody wanted to work there so his boss basically paid him double his old wage; silent screams running through his head as soon as he realized that meant he can afford to spoil you with more gifts. That had been hard when he was working at the diner down the street.

“Hey ‘Cheol, some kid broke the wheels off of his rental skates. D’you think you can go handle it?” Yoongi drawls, eyes glued to his phone as he waits for Seungcheol’s reply.

Goddamnit.

“Sure, let me just finish cleaning these.”

Yoongi nods, walking off. Seungcheol sets the old pair of skates down, dusting off his work pants as he stands up. He feels his phone vibrate in the pocket, fishing it out to check what it is.

[cherry_clouds has gone live!]

His vision goes red; pupils shaking when he sees it. You never went live this early in the day. He can feel his throat going dry, panicked screaming in his head when he realizes his break isn’t for another hour and a half and your shows usually lasted at least 45 minutes on a short day. But Seungcheol can’t miss this; not after the two of you had spoken last night.

Seungcheol’s teeth clench as he glances around the loud room, seeing his co-workers on the floor. He just needed to catch your show for at least 15 minutes and he swore he’d be fine.

“Fuck them kids.” He mutters under his breath, beelining for the employee restroom.

Seungcheol says a thankful prayer, locking the door behind him as he sits on the countertop. Just a few minutes; 20 tops. He lowers the volume so nobody can hear your voice except for him.

tangerine_kwan: whoa, a morning show?

alphagyu97: for once, i’m glad i wake up early

xcaliburDK: honestly, same

You giggle on screen, wiping the sleepiness from your eyes as you stretch out on your bedsheets. Seungcheol smiles appreciatively; you’d slept in the cute sheer lavender babydoll he’d sent you when you first hit 5k subs. “I know… it’s really rare, huh? I woke up and I felt so needy… I was so wet when I woke up…” He watches with bated breath as you tease yourself, running your hands from your torso down between your legs.

artist8hao: oh? what’s on your mind, doll?

universe_WZ: what did i miss

“I was just thinkin’, y’know? I couldn’t sleep last night after I finished all the important stuff I had to do~ ‘n you didn’t miss anything yet~” You tease, fingertips pressing into your soaking panties as you moan.

dom.cheol: i couldn’t sleep either… too busy thinkin’ about you ;)

Seungcheol feels the adrenaline pulsing through his veins, checking how much time has passed since he holed up in the restroom.

dom.cheol has donated $50

therealchan99 has donated $25

therealchan99: all the insomniacs are probably cryin rn

sleepy_wonu: speak for yourself, i’m deadass in the middle of my forensics lab with headphones on and the screen dimmed to hell

“Oho~ Is our sleepy_wonu trying to be a forensics scientist?” You giggle, biting your lip cutely as you stare into the camera lens.

sleepy_wonu: ya, maybe i can buy you gifts if i ever start getting paid big bucks

Seungcheol’s eyes narrow at the comments, jealousy bubbling up at one of your other regulars. He typically tried to keep his jealousy in check, knowing that just because he showered you with gifts didn’t mean the two of you were exclusive or that you owed him anything. And he especially knew you always liked to engage with your viewers and ask them about themselves.

“Hmm~ Our dom.cheol seems quiet this morning~ Everything okay, sir?” Seungcheol feels the arousal pouring over his body and he tries to will it away;  after all, he still needed to get back to work once you were done.

dom.cheol: everything’s ok, sweetheart. you’re very cute in the morning

Your eyes pierce the camera and Seungcheol can momentarily feel his breath stop; fingertips clutching his phone for dear life.

“Mmm, I went to sleep last night dreamin’ of nice and strong hands pinning me down to my bed ‘n fuckin me into the sheets…” You pause, slipping the sheer babydoll over your head which left you only in your lace panties. “And there was a really really really dominating voice making me cum and tellin’ me to take all of his cock and oh~ god, it’s like I could feel it!” You finish, slipping your soaking panties off before you spread your legs wide for the camera.

You don’t waste any time, plunging two fingers deep into your pussy as you keen, toes curling against the sheets as you start fucking yourself.

“Ngh, fu--fuck, ‘n they made me cum over and, hah, o-over, fucking my pussy ‘n my ass… ‘n then cumming down my throat… Mmh and I still wanted more even when they filled me up with so much cum~”

Seungcheol’s throat is drier than a desert, almost dropping his phone as he listens to you. There was absolutely no way you weren’t talking about him.

tangerine_kwan: holy shit

dom.cheol: what else, baby

You curl your fingers, barely able to touch your g-spot and it makes you wonder for a second how well Seungcheol could finger you and how much of his cock you could take.

“A-ah, and--mmh, and I--I kept begging ‘Sir, p-please fuck me more!’ ‘n I felt so f-full… God, it felt so real~ I really needed to cum when I woke up so I turned on my cam~” You whine, thumb pressing down onto your clit. You hated to admit it but thinking of Seungcheol’s deep voice and obscenely handsome good looks was enough to make you cum once more before you even went to sleep and now even your subconscious seemed to crave the devilishly handsome male.

alphagyu97 has donated $75

dom.cheol has donated $250

artist8hao: those cute ‘lil fingers enough to satisfy your greedy pussy?

Mewling, you start rubbing circles on your clit, chasing the quickly growing urge to cum. The sound of donations flood your ears but all you can think of is Seungcheol’s deep voice groaning and growling into your ear. “No~ I want m-more but… but I came so much last night too! Maybe I am a ‘lil greedy, huh?” You tease, adding a third finger as you moan loudly. The stretch felt good; head imagining Seungcheol’s fingers as you fuck yourself faster.

dom.cheol: why don’t you cum? I can see you want to, sweetheart.

“Mmm, is it okay, sir? Can I cum already?” You ask shyly, batting your eyelashes at the camera as Seungcheol grits his teeth, cock throbbing in his work pants. He would definitely need to take care of this before he stepped back out onto the floor.

dom.cheol: cum, babygirl, you deserve it.

Your eyes snap shut right after you read Seungcheol’s comment, biting your lip as you race to your orgasm. The sound of your fingers fucking into your wet pussy and your moans are all Seungcheol can hear, pupils blown wide knowing you just came thinking about him, probably. Or so he hoped, at least.

You can feel your legs shaking, threatening to snap shut as your orgasm crests; the sound of rapid fire donations battering your ears as you cum hard on your own fingers. Choked sobs and cries are all you can muster, shapes dancing behind your eyelids the entire time the pleasure washes over you.

xcaliburDK: well goddamn, good morning to me

sleepy_wonu: fuck

universe_WZ: i… speechless

Seungcheol smiles smugly to himself, mentally patting himself on the back.

“Mm… ‘m so tired…” You murmur, slipping your wet fingers from inside your pussy as you moan at the emptiness. Seungcheol watches as you lick your fingers, cleaning them off before you lay on your side facing the camera.

universe_WZ: i think u deserve a nap

alphagyu97: yea, cuz holy shit fuck that was hot

therealchan99: god i love it when u dirty talk

j__min has donated $400

j__min: me too, dollface ;)

Confusion crosses Seungcheol’s face at the newcomer, blood draining from his body at how much they seemed to donate on the first go.

“Huh? Oh! Do we have a new regular?” You inquire, sleepiness lacing your voice. A nap was definitely needed after the last 24 hours of your life.

j__min: ur quite cute, might need to keep my eye on u princess ;)

dom.cheol has donated $450

That’ll show them, Seungcheol thinks. He didn’t often think of himself as competitive either, but goddamn, would he go the extra mile for you.

You giggle tiredly on camera and he can see the sleepiness in your eyes, watching with fondness as you answer a few more comments, yawning cutely as you stretch out on the bedsheets again. He mentally thanks you for not giving the newcomer any extra attention.

dom.cheol: take a nap, sweetheart.

Nodding, you yawn once more. “Okay, everyone~ I think I’m gonna take that nap you all seem to want me to take, hehe~ ‘n then I’ll probably wake up and get some food delivered ‘cause I’m still really tired after last night… But I just can’t help it, y’know? Sometimes I just wanna be fucked nice ‘n hard by a real cock~” Winking, you say your goodbyes, thanking them for their donations and support; blowing the camera a kiss before you end the stream.

Seungcheol lets out a breath he didn’t know he was holding, body slumping atop the counter. He had loads of questions now that you were off air. Firstly, were you thinking about him? Secondly, who the fuck was j__min?

Shaking the thoughts from his head, he checks the clock. 45 minutes. He groans. At least nobody had come looking for him.

Seungcheol places his phone down onto the counter, biting his lip and palming himself over his work pants before he thinks, screw it.

A satisfied groan spills from his lips as soon as he wraps a hand around his throbbing cock, not wasting another second before he starts a quick pace. He imagines your tight pussy and your face contorting in pleasure as he fucks you into your own bedsheets, thrusting up into his clenched fist as the images linger in his mind. Licking his lips, he thinks about your sweet moans as you beg him for more, stray tears slipping down your cheeks when you call him ‘sir’ through choked sobs.

And it doesn’t take long before Seungcheol is cumming, teeth biting into his bottom lip to keep his noises in as the euphoria washes over him.

He sighs, sated, as he slows down his strokes, thankful he didn’t get any cum on his work pants.

Seungcheol gives himself a second to catch his breath, shuffling off of the countertop to get cleaned up before he steps back out. He grimaces when he meets his own eyes in the dingy mirror; he’d just gotten off at work while you did an extremely rare morning show. Granted, it wasn’t the lowest he’d ever felt but definitely was a contender.

Shaking his head, he steps back out, the outdated pop music hitting his ears as soon as the roller rink comes back into view.

The gaggle of teens are still on the floor, Jeongguk looks unbothered and Yoongi sits by the skate rental booth; not a single one of them even noticing he was missing for the approximate hour he was in the restroom.

He really loved his job.

That night, Seungcheol trudges home more tired than he usually is.

You still hadn’t texted him, which was fine. But he had checked his phone every second he had free, zoning out when he saw no new notifications.

Seungcheol toes his shoes off once he crosses the threshold of his studio apartment, making his way to the sofa before he flops down onto it. He scrolls through a few apps, mindlessly reading a few things before his stomach growls.

“Guess I should eat…” He mumbles to himself, placing his phone onto his chest before he closes his eyes for a second. Sighing, he relaxes, almost falling asleep. It was generally really loud at work with the people and the music always blaring, so he liked to bask in the quietness whenever he had the chance to.

This time, however, the peace and quiet doesn’t last long when his phone vibrates on his chest, alerting him of a text message. He grabs his phone at lightning speed, eyes wide when he sees a text message from an unknown number. Quickly opening the notification, his pupils shake as he recognizes your typing style almost immediately.

Unknown Number: Cheollie~ ><;; ‘m sorry I didn’t text sooner… i was kinda shy… and i slept so much too hehe~ oops~ i hope i’m not bothering you? i didn’t know when it was a good time…

Seungcheol shakes his head at his phone, sitting up as the excitement blooms within him again. He take a moment to figure out the best response, typing and erasing the same sentence three times before he sends it.

‘Not at all, sweetheart. ;) How was your nap?’

#seungcheol smut #svt smut #seventeen smut #scoups smut #seungcheol scenarios #seungcheol imagines #scoups imagines #scoups scenarios #svt imagines #svt scenarios #seventeen scenarios #seventeen imagines #scoups #seungcheol #cherrybomb!cheol

[emgene]

Ni-Ki Headcanons Pt.4

Requested by my best friend so this is gonna be hella informal This one will be mostly me simping/projecting bc why the hell not Warning: swearing bc my heart do big dumb and im legit running on like 1 hour of sleep so deal with it Lmao here are the other three of the Nishi Saga 1 2 3

-Lmao okay so uh... -Fucking hell please he’d look so cute with clips in his hair -He looked so damn cute with his hair tucked behind his ear -I don’t even know if he’d let you put clips in his hair but FORCE HIM

-Oh my god he gets SO cocky sometimes -If you legit do anything for him... -”aww you love me don’t you” -LIKE YEAH SO WHAT? -Guys, guys, listen -He’s a simp too, for the love of god, don’t forget that -He seems like the type to take your blankets home with him -Like you can’t find any of your damn blankets -Next time you go over to the dorms -OH THERE THEY ARE -They’re all bunched up on his bed in the same nest formation he makes on your bedroom floor -You still don’t know how he gets into your house but now he’s stealing your blankets -You don’t realize it’s so you have to come over to the dorms to take them back -99% chance you stay the night bc “nooo it’s late you can’t go home now” “Nishi, it’s 5pm” “shhhhhhh” -You can never win with him -I know I always talk about him liking to hold onto you -But please hold onto him too -Like whether it’s cuddles or just a back hug, just please hold him -Let him know he’s loved (fuck i really am a simp) -Okay okay uhhh this kid is literally a cat -He has two moods -”the fact that i’m laying on you means nothing” -or -”please love me am in need of affection” -and my god he can have both moods at once and you have NO idea what do to -Like if you don’t acknowledge he’s there, he gets annoyed -But if you acknowledge he’s there, he leaves -Lmao he’ll figure it out at some point just deal with it for now -Okay okay uh listen this part will make no sense to you but I find it hilarious so... -He called dibs on pebbles -Everywhere he goes, he finds “an exemplary pebble gift” for you -You have a small collection of pebbles now and it gets bigger every time he goes somewhere new -The others find it weird that he gives you pebbles and he “called dibs” on them (meaning that no one else can give pebbles as a gift) -But it’s special to you two now so... yeah -Anyway... -Is it just me or does he seem the type to wake up at random times and ask questions -”if anything is possible, is it possible for anything to be impossible?” “it’s 3am go to bed” -I feel like he likes playing games with you -Friendly competitions that he won’t let you win until he’s won at least twice -I really wanna have a nerf battle with him so I’m just adding that here -Bro he’d probably be the best at nerf battles -The others get hella annoyed bc they keep getting shot with nerf darts -But they’re also happy that he has someone else to annoy so... -Guys he’s just a kid don’t let him lose his childhood -I know he’s kinda mature, like he was kind of Ground’s leader -But he’s only 15 (at the time of me writing) -Let him be a kid for as long as he can -Wow it sounds like I’m giving you advice (I am, please take care of him, he’ll do the same to you in return) -I said in a previous post that he likes debating with you -I said it’s bc he thinks you getting frustrated is cute -Obviously, he doesn’t like you mad at him, but you getting frustrated bc he’s arguing with you over something stupid... he just finds that so cute -He’ll obviously stop before it gets too far, he’s gotten pretty good at telling when you’ve had enough, but he just finds it fun -Like I said previously, he’s a little shit (affectionate) -Lmao wait he reminds me of my cat -Lays completely under the blanket, and when he tries getting up, he gets fucking stuck in the blanket and needs your help getting out -Idk why he reminds me of that but yeah -Also I know I said in the first one that he doesn’t reply to texts, and trust me, he doesn’t -But he replies to you -...most of the time -Lmao honestly, long story short, he pretends to not care, but holy fuck he cares a lot

Honestly I’m pretty sure Arson requested this bc they’re sick of me talking to them about Nishi but oh well i know they’re gonna read this anyway

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[khaleesiofalicante]

Hello!! These days have been really tiring with exams, grades, some work and, to make it worse, my grandmother came to live with us for a short time (you can tell I don’t have a good relationship with her, if you can call it that) so lbaf really has given me a distraction to put my overthinking brain into something else, so I just wanted to say THANKS!!💙 last time I couldn’t send my reaction cause I read it until the next day, but I’m going to send it anyways cause its funny to reread myself going crazy 😂

Hej igen! Så min kemitime blev aflyst, og jeg kan endelig læse dette i dag!

So, I have a lot of thoughts already, so I'll go to the point:

Divorce au: HOLY SHIT. It seems so amazing like... Just wow (Not making assumptions tho, since you said you still don't know much about it, so hope it goes well if you do decide to do it, sending my best vibes💙)

Seven sins au: HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Dark Alec???? Dark Magnus???? DARK TMI GANG??? Sign me tf up!! I'm a simp for morally dark characters..

LBAF: I'm not ready...

Ok, that's it, now LET'S GO!

Right. Rafael 's body....

HOLY SHIT!! DARK! MAGNUS IS GIVING ME LIFE!!! OH GOD!!

SHIT JUST GOT REAL...

Oh no. They can't fight each other!!!

Yesss Selena!! Love her 💙

I'm living for the: "I will burn down the world for my son" of Malec

PARABATAI💙💙

Amira!! I’m love her!!!

“Gabriel is probably here too!!!” OH SHIT. I still don’t know what to think of them...they are suspicious…

Wait...Anjali is their friend?? I’m confused…

“Gabriel…Gabriel was just stupidly hot.” Selena’s train of thoughts got me laughing so hard😂😂

I DON’T ACTUALLY SEE THEM AND I’M SIMPING! Btw, which actor did you choose for Gabriel? Forgot the name...

“Gabriel would probably be the outcome if her father and Magnus had a baby” I… don’t know what to make of that…

Ugh, I want to fight everyone that gave Selena a hard time!!! GOOD ADVICE JACE!!

“Shall we, Sirenita?” Suddenly it's very hot here!!!

I mean...Gabriel’s got a point in the rich thing...

Shit. The seraph blades aren’t working again...

“Te ves como un ángel,” UHSDCHS WHAT?? OMG HE’S FLIRTING WITH HER?!?!

“I’m not going to touch you if you are not interested,” Gabriel pointed out. (Still don’t know what they are planning...BUT RESPECT!)

“Not gonna lie,” Amira said. “I think that fight turned me a little gay.” (LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW!)

It's not Michael’s fault, but Zara’s and I hate her more now!!!

“She had met Michael when she was ten years old. And she hadn’t wanted to kiss anyone else since then.” THIS!! They are just 🥺🥺

I NEED THEM TO MEET!!

Roman is cute!!💙

YESS. SHE FIGURED IT OUT!! SHE KNOWS!! IT'S RAZIEL!!

HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED!! THEY NEED TO GET TF OUT OF THERE AND SOMEWHERE SAFE!! JDWHIW

HOLY SHIT. I hadn’t thought about the demon ichor as a solution!!! WOW. I LOVE HER. IT MAKES SENSE. WOW. Also, yess. What she said of Sebastian is just on point!!

THEM!! THAT TEAM IS JUST ON POINT!!

“Have you ever wondered what demon ichor tastes like?” “Gigi, don’t!” Roman yelled. But it was too late. (SHE IS MY NEW RELIGION!!)

YES. THEY DID IT. THEY FIGURED IT OUT. GIGI IS MY QUEEN!!!! JEJBKE

They need to go to Anjali…

Also, THEY NEED TO BE SAFE!!! NJDEUWH I loved this!!

YESS, ALEC AND CLARY BROTP SUPREMACY!!

OH SHIT. Magnus is going to Edom???

“Alec didn’t think. He jumped into the pentagram too.” Why is this something he would 100% do??

“Magnus, I swear by the angel, if you go to Edom, I will find a warlock, get my own pentagram and follow your dumbass to hell.” 🥺😂

The fact that “I love you” was the last thing he wanted to say to Alec is just heartbreaking!!

“It’s my heart, baby. It’s just a little tired.” Yup. This made me cry...

“Goddamnit!” Magnus swore. “Listen to me, you stupid nephilim. We’re going to fix this. I will find a way to fix it.” (Jjxiuajs I love a good parallel, but this hurts!!)

“I want to see you grow old. I want us to travel again. I want us to be there when Max inevitably gets arrested one day so we can bail him out.”😂💙

“Alec promised to give him the world. And somewhere along the way, underneath all the paperwork and parenting duties, he had forgotten that promise.” TOO MUCH, PLEASE NO

“But he missed the other two. Alec and Magnus. The archer boy and the high warlock of Brooklyn. He missed them so much.” Pain. That's it

“I will,” Alec nodded. “Magnus, I promise you. If Asmodeus is behind this, I will kill him myself. If, uh, that’s okay with you.” Magnus smiled. “You have my blessing.” (Normal things, you know? Asking if it's ok to kill your father-in-law)

I seriously want to stop quoting everything, but it just hits so hard!

WOW. THEM. TOO MUCH. LOVE THEM.

I mean...I kinda get Max, it's horrible when someone tells you they want to talk to you..

“The universe was a cruel bitch.” YES IT IS

“I can fix it,” Max looked up then. “I can fix your heart.” (I NEED YOU TO FIX MY HEART TOO)

SHIT. MAX NO

WOW. That was intense. I didn’t know it could be done… Oh...that makes sense

“Max, you can’t do anything stupid,” Mina said carefully. “You can get arrested for this!” “Meh,” Max said. “It was bound to happen anyway.” (I mean yes...but no!!)

“He was still fucking hungry. Sue him.” I can't with this dude😂

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST. WOW. I LITERALLY SCREAMED. WOW

THE MF DID THAT!! YESS. IT'S TIME RAZIEL DO SOMETHING (i get why he hasn’t, but still)

That chapter was WOW. Now I’m going to do my exam peacefully knowing everything is still fucked up :)

Farvel! Håber du har det godt og får nok hvile💙

(now onto next chapter...im scared...)

Omg why are grandmas are the best or the worst? Like there is no in between smh.

I hope you are doing okay. I'm sending you a shit load of good vibes and some serotonin 💙

Okay hmmm. Is this Finnish? Damnit! It's Danish. Also, yay no chemistry class!!!!

Thank you for your interest in the future fics. It's all in my head right now. Hopefully I will have time to write some of them next year!!!

I loooooove your reactions as usual. I hope the exam went well!!!!!

Also your thirst for Gabriel is the funniest lol. The face claim is Gabriela Ovalles :)

#ily #lbaf

[lailarain]

Spoilers for TBHK

TW: Mentions of s3xu@l åss@ult/@buse, $uicidə and bl00d

Episode 1:

I just finished episode 1 of Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun(Weird title, I know), and I just have to say...

I love Hanako and Nene and I will protect them both with my life🥰

Episode 2:

WOAH Hanako wyd😳

I kinda ship Hanako and Nene tho lol don't attack me

AYO THERE'S AN EYE UNDER YOUR DESK

Wait did Hanako steal her books or was it that eye thingy🤨

The title spelt faires wrong

OH SHOOT THE SCALES

Wait NO DON'T FALL FOR IT NENE IT'S BAIT

YES MA BOI HANAKO TO THE RESCUE

Wait are Yousei from japanese legend, like yokai or oni?

Okay I DEFINITELY SHIP THESE TWO

Wait why does Hanako look kinda said when she says that

awwww Hanako🥺

Wait what is he talking about who was his friend before

Nene is awesome istg🥺

WAIT WHO IS THE BLONDE DUDE WHY IS HE LOOKING FOR HANAKO NO

"I wish a hot guy who fall out the sky for me that way" girl Hanako is literally RIGHT there

Omfg this orange hair f-boy🤨

Wait WASN'T THAT THE NAME OF HER CRUSH

Hanako just standing there like 😐

WAIT NO LEAVE HANAKO ALONE

He tried to not swear in front of her lol

HOLDUP MA PRECIOUS BABY BOI DID NOT MURDER SOMEONE WTF

HOW DARE HE SAY THAT NO ONE WANTS HANAKO AROUND

Jesus Hanako is so cute lol

I honestly can't tell if hanako is an owo boy or a bruh boy istg

OKAY CAN SOMEONE TELL WHO THIS WEIRD RADOI LADY IS AND WHY SHE KEEPS SHOWING UP AT THE END OF THE EPISODE

Episode 3:

(That one part in the intro) Step-yellow sillouette, what you doing😳

For real tho Hanako looks pretty scared during that part of the intro why are they biting his ear(maybe Hanako was a victim of s3xu@l assault?)

Wait isn't Hanako the 7th of the 7 Wonders

Okay that's kinda gross😟

Okay Aoi is pretty sweet😌

WAIT NO AOI SHE WAS TOO PRECIOUS

NO AOI BETTER NOT BE GONE

NO NOT THE BLOOD

What is she talking about he's not hot at all🤨

OH SHOOT IS HE A GHOST

Okay can minamoto leave Hanako alone🙄

Awww Hanako is half hto and half cute I might be a simp

OKAY WOAH THIS PLACE IS COOL

I mean Hanako has a good point😳

NO DON'T ANSWER IT

OKAY WOAH DON'T ASK SOME HIGH SCHOOLER TO GO COLLECT YOUR BODY PARTS NOPE

Okay WOAH how old are you exactly, Hanako?

Okay this fantasy is making me uncomfortable😀

Girl, you're already cute. You don't need to be a Miu Iruma lookalike to find love

THE BOOBS LMAOO😭😭😭😭😭

Awwww Hanako being sweet to Nene🥺

YES HANAKO SAVING THE DAY

Wait why didn't she answer his question🤨

Wait who WAS making those phone calls?

WAIT THE EPISODE IS ALREADY OVER?!?!?!?

Episode 4:

Okay but for real WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE YELLOW SILHOUETTE AND HANAKO IN THE INTRO?!?!?!

Wait I just noticed that in the part with the yellow silhouette, Hanako is tied up with rope😳

Okay here's my theory:

When Hanako was alive, he was a student at the school. He was s3xu@lly a$$aulted in the bathroom, and muđəred his attacker out of anger/mental instability, therefore cursing him to the bathroom he was assaulted in. He became a ghost to make up for his sins.

Idk I could be totally off-base

HOLY FUCK IT'S A HEAD

IT'S THE BODY LMAOOO

Wait she actually likes it🤨

HOLY SHIT EWWWWWW

WAIT WHAT NO NOT AOI

WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOO NOT AOI

WAIT YES AOI ISN'T DEAD

Hanako is so sweet istg.

HANAKO REALLY JUST PUSHED HER OFF THE EDGE LIKE A PSYCHOPATH AJAGRKEBDUDBD

Can she not spell or something🤨

WAIT WAS THE GHOST A STUDENT OF MISAKI

Wait she had a crush on her teacher that's so gross

Oh no. The student didn't know Misaki was murdered🥺

WAIT NO THIS IS SAD

OH SHOOT THAT IS DARK

aww she misses the teacher🥺

YES HANAKO MY BOY

WAIT HANAKO NO HE'S HURT

Nene is really fed up😳

WAIT WHAT NO SHE'S GONNA DIE?!?!?!?!

Awwww poor girl🥺

Why'd she have to die😭

Little Fox is mean😑

WAIT DID HE JUST KISS HER YES BABY

WAIT WHO'S THAT GREEN-HAIR GIRL

HE FORGOT ABOUT MINAMOTO LMAOOO😭

Episode 5:

Okay BUT WHO IS GRABBING HANAKO IN THE INTRO ISTG

LMAO SHE WAS FANTASIZING😭😭😭

Okay but she's SO pretty with her in a braid

Are you sure there was NOTHING good about that😏

YES AOI MY GIRL GIVING HER GOOD ADVICE

But I doubt Hanako would admit it

WAIT DID HANAKO PLANT THAT TREE OR AM I PARANOID

I'm excited to see how THIS plays out😁

HANAKO WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYY

WAIT IS HE REALLY GONNA DO IT

WAIT ARE THESE BITCHES GAYYYYYY

Wait what if the tree curses people

GIRL ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT HANAKO ISN'T HOT AS IS!?!?!?

WAIT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS IS SO COOL

WAIT WHAT'S THE CATCH

Of course he didn't actaully mean it THIS SUCKS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

HE'S HOLDING HER I REPEAT HE'S HOLDING HER

poor Nene

WAIT OH NO SHE'S CRYING

WAIT DOES HE ACTUALLY LIKE HER

HE'S BLUSHING WHAT

YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSS

WAIT HE'S RIGHT THERE

I was right they have the same last name!

WAIT THIS BITCH BETTER NOT COME BETWEEN HANAKO AND NENE

CAN THIS BITCH SHUT UP

TERU STOP IT RN

Okay I kinda feel bad for Kou rn🥺

HOW IS HE ANY OF THOSE THINGS

Wait who is that girl🤨

YES I WANNA FIND OUT MORE ABOUT HANAKO

THE GREEN HAIR GIRL AND NATSU-SOMETHING ARE UP TO NO GOOD I CAN FEEL IT

Wait WHY WAS HANAKO SMILING

I have a bad feeling about this.

Episode 6:

Yeah Hanako really seems like the good guy🤨

WOAH what's up with the door?

I love the Mokkes🥺

It's her book😶

WOAH OKAY THEN SHE REALLY IS IN LOVE

WAIT WHY IS THERE BLOOD

HOLDUP HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT

HANAKO MA BOI

WOAH OKAY YES HE'S HOLDING HER

DID HE JUST EAT THE BUTTERFLY

God I love Hanako

WAIT YOU'RE GONNA CANCEL THE WHAT NOW

Ooooooo I wanna heae some juicy secrets😏

Girl, that secret wasn't juicy at all🙄

Wait what does the library ghost know🤨

SAY SOMETHING HANAKO YES

He's so cute tho

BUT I LOVE DONUTS TOO HOW IS THAT JUICY

HANAKO YOU WERE LOOKING REAL PROTECTIVE OF HER THEN😏😏😏

I feel bad for Nene because they keep saying her legs are fat, as if the boys that say that are gonna get any better. NENE IS A FREAKIN CATCH😤😤😤

Wait what is he talking about Hanako😶

WAIT HE IS TALKING ABOUT HANAKO, ISN'T HE

WAIT HANAKO WAS HIS STUDENT HE'S SO CUTE

Awwwww Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺

WAIT HANAKO ISN'T EVEN HIS NAME!??!?!? IT'S YUGI?!?!?!?

Awwwww Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Wait, so did Hanako commit $uicidə, or am I just paranoid?

Wait so that means that happened on the day of July 15, 1969.......SO HOW OLD IS HANAKO AGAIN?!?!?!?!?

WAIT SO HE NEVER GOT HIS DREAM TO COME TRUE BECAUSE HE DIED THAT'S SO SAD

Wait so am I right DID HE REALLY COMMIT $UICIDƏ ?!?!?!?

I THINK HANAKO SMELLS A SNITCH

Man this is a lot to unpack for just one episode

Episode 7:

I love how childish Hanako is

WAIT I SAW THE YELLOW SILOUETTE THING AGAIN AND I HAVE A THOUGHT:

What if Hanako got those bruises because of the səxua| ass@ult thing I said before? That would make sense.

Idk maybe I'm just too obsessed with that theory

I see Hanako differently after the Library too, but in a different way.

What why the donuts?

He's totally lying. I bet he's gonna make some for Hanako🥺

Okay but Kou is actually pretty sweet

I mean, if he DID murder someone who bullied him, they had it coming for touching my precious Hanako😤

Yous shouldn't stop being friends with someone just because it's complicated. ALL friendships are complicated. It isn't supposed to be easy.

Awwww Nene🥺🥺🥺

Okay I'm kinda hungry for donuts now

Ugh it's Teru🙄

Okay KOU YOU'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL

Okay Teru YOU SUCK SO MUCH

SO ARE THE GREEN HAIR AND NASTU-SOMETHING BIY EVIL OR NOT I'M SO CONFUSED

Hanako is so cute sometimes istg

POOR HANAKO OOF

YES NENE😤😤

THEY ARE BLUSHING I REPEAT THEY ARE BLUSHING

"You're totally not my type" okay first of all that is bullshit and second of all get yourself a boy who's chill when you say you don't like them

OKAY WHAT'S GOING ON

HE'S GOLDING HER

Wait why does Hanako look terrified that's not good

HOLDUP WHO DID HE KILL WHY IS THERE AN AD RIGHT WHEN IT'S ABOUT TO SAY WHO HE KILLED

WOAH WHO THE FUCK IS THAT WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE HANAKO WHAT IS GOING ON AHDVEKDVEIDVDJ

GET YOUR HAND OFF OF HIS FACE THIS GUY TOTALLY $EXU@LLY @SSAULTED HIM

YES NENE PROTECT YOUR MAN

HOLY SHIT HE'S BURNING

DID HE REALLY JUST RE-TRAUMATIZE HANAKO AND THEN LEAVE?!?!?!?

WAIT WHAT IS HANAKO DOING

WAIT HE'S CRYING

HANAKO WHAT'S WRONG

I WANNA GIVE HANAKO A HUG SO BADLY ISTG

WAIT SO THERE'S THE ONES CHANGING THE RUMORS?

OKAY WHO IS THIS BITCH

Wait THAT'S HIS BROTHER WHY DID HE KILL HIS BROTHER

This partially denies the possiblity of my theory(MOSTLY denies it), but not entirely. There's a big chance I'm wrong.

WAIT SO SAKURA IS THE ONE DOING THE RADIO THING?!?!?!

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺

I have a feeling that that is probably jsut a random student😅

Hanako, I hate it when you're sad😭😭😭

WAIT SO HIS EARRING WAS FOR TRAFFIC SAFETY THE WHOLE TIME LMAOOOOO

OKAY WOAH BACK UP GHOST-PERSON

KOU IS NOT A M0ŁƏ$TER

Wait that was the whole episode?

Episode 8:

Okay the person @ssaulting(maybe even $exua||y @$$aulting idk I think I'm just obsessed with that theory) in the intro is definitely his brother

Mitsuba is kinda weird and annoying, but also funny at the same time

Excuse me Traffic safety is no joke😐

WAIT SO HE KNEW MITSUBA AND JUST FORGOT?!?!?!?

Awwww Mitsuba🥺🥺🥺🥺

No Mitsuba you're cool

KOU WHAT THE F ARE YOU SAYING

AWWWWW THIS IS SO SWEET

MITSUBA I SEE YOU BLUSHING😏😏😏😏

MITSUBA NOOOOOOOOOO

TSUKASA STOP IT

NO POOR MITSUBA STOP IT

HOW DARE THEY

NOOOOOO MITSUBA AAAAAAAA

OKAY IMA BOUT TO THROW HANDS WITH TSUKASA, WHO'S WITH ME😤😤😤😤

TSUKASA YOU SICK SEDUCER STOP LYING TO MITSUBA

NOOOOOOOOO MITSUBA

POOR HANAKO LEAVE HIM ALONE TSUKASA

Okay "Let's play together like we used to" really sounds like $exu@l @$$ault

Kou🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Awwww Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

NO THIS ISN'T THE WAY MITSUBA SHOULD GO OUT NO

I'm am so close to crying rn

OH KOU JUST REALIZED WHAT HE WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF AWWWWW

Okay wow all of that really happened in one episode

Episode 9:

I'm sorry that I won't shut up about my theory BUT THAT ONE PART REALLY LOOKS LIKE WHAT I THINK IT IS I SWEAR

I feel so bad for Hanako rn tho

Omfg It's Natsuhiko🙄

Nene stop it this dude is BAD NEWS

WAIT NO THEY BETTER NO DO ANYTHING TO MY PRECIOUS NENE ISTG

I HAVE THE SAME QUESTIONS, NENE

FRIENDS MY ASS

(To be continued here because I ran out of space)

#tbhk #toilet bound hanako kun

[simpingforthisonedeer]

Chapter 5: Knife To The Neck

Summary: The aftermath of an assassination attempt; Meet Arthur; Everyone's simping for Julius except Holly(she aint buying his shit); There's a world organization or two; oop there's fae and some more magic lore; what??? is?? Julius??; someone who likes to edge himself apparently; magic paintings and shit, man; also more forbidden magic shtuff :)))

Notes:  There's NSFW Julius and Aika art under the "Julius & Aika" tag and julius thirst from urs truly on my page ;)))) This chapter was gonna be like 10k words long but i didn't wanna scare yall off so have half of it ;))) Oh, and uhhh most chapters will have some explicit here and sometimes the whole chapter will be explicit like the next chapter is going to be a fuckfest O.o (what did you think Julius meant when he said "hOlD mE") So, if you're not into that, I don't suggest reading this fic lmao but hey, if you are, please continue ;)))

“Oh my fucking god, we all nearly died.”

“Mom!” Holly threw her arms around Aika and buried her face in her neck. She wrapped her arms and held her daughter tightly as her head spun.

“I'm so sorry,” she whispered, holding back tears, further exacerbating the growing headache. 

Julius kneeled next to the pair and laid a comforting hand on Aika’s head, unwilling to interrupt their moment.

“It’s okay, everyone’s fine,” Holly assured.

“Yes, but you had to—”

“It’s okay, I wasn’t actually scared. Remember what you told me? You told me to think logically if I ever feel scared and logically speaking, the moon is up tonight and dad would’ve been fine. The man needed me alive to leverage me so I would be fine too.”

“I think I would’ve felt better if you blamed me instead of growing up so quickly,” Aika grumbled.

Julius let out a laugh, drawing attention to himself. She untangled herself from Holly and scanned him for any injuries.

“Are you alright, Julius?”

He waved her off and rubbed his eyes. “Besides the impending headache from the monster of a report I would have to write, I’m fine,” He looked at them intently. “You all need a security detail if this really is a common occurrence.”

“Oh! That won’t work!” Holly piped up. “My dad and I don’t even live on this continent and mom’s always travelling or bothering Uncle Ray at work. It’s okay,” she gave him a thumbs up. “My mom can take care of herself. She’s really scary. My dad and her friends are too. That’s why you shouldn’t hold her hand. If anyone fin—”

“Holly!” Aika exclaimed in horror, her cheeks inflamed with embarrassment. She threw an apologetic look at Julius. “He’s a Magic Knight Captain. He can take care of himself.”

“Ohhhh. That’s why he smells so much,” she muttered to herself, nodding as if everything made sense.

“What!” Julius whipped his head around, trying to check himself.

“Holly, no!” Aika stifled her laughs as she tried to catch his attention.

“You don’t smell, Julius. My daughter has Magic Synesthesia. Please forgive her. She’s just trying to say you have a lot of mana.”

He let his jaw drop in awe. That was an incredibly rare and fascinating condition! People with Magic Synesthesia were incredibly sensitive to magic, detecting unique mana from incredibly long distances. In fact, the world’s most famous bounty hunters and trackers had some form of Magic Synesthesia.

“Wait, really?! Then what do I smell like?”

Aika was going to stop Holly before she said something offensive again but it was too late.

“You smell like a warm, jelly-filled pączki in the middle of a lightning storm. It’s a good smell. It’s cold and warm at the same time,” she sniffed and wrinkled her nose. “But it barely covers the whiskey smell.”

“Oh, that was what the sweet smell was,” Aika nodded to herself, not unlike her own daughter. She rather liked pączki… 

Holly narrowed her eyes at her mom. She has good magic sense with her nose too but she has to be really close to smell something distinct like that. When did she get so close to him?

“WOW! That’s amazing, could you tell me—”

“I’m glad you lot are still alive.”

The trio turned towards the front of the house as a handsome, black-haired man with glittering, emerald eyes stepped into the moonlight as he rolled his bleeding shoulder with a groan. He tossed his braid behind him and raised his brows at Julius. 

“Did that handsome Magic Knight over there take that assassin out?”

Julius blushed furiously as this man, whom he was assuming was Arthur, winked salaciously at him.

“Listen here, you useless himbo.”

Holly stifled her giggles as her mom tore into her dad. It would get funnier when she realizes he was drunk too.

“You had one job and that was to keep Holly safe. An assassin throws some iron at you and you fall like a bag of bricks? It’s a freaking miracle you’re still alive after all these years.”

Arthur shrugged and winced at the pain.

“Your concern is touching, but what can I say? The Gods don’t want me and the Devil isn’t done with me. I’ll live.”

Aika rolled her eyes as she stood up and Julius with her.

“But really, what happened to the assassin?”

Julius ran a hand through his hair as he spoke up.

“The assassin had explosive runes on his chest and inside of his mouth. He already activated the runes so Aika threw him high and I contained the explosion. It was the only way.”

“Woah, he has a nice voice too.”

Holly groaned internally. Not her dad too.

“Dad.”

“Sorry, that was rude.” Suddenly he was in front of Julius, bowing as he took his hand. “My name is Arthur. What’s yours?”

Aika slapped his hand away as Julius looked on in shock.

“Don’t answer that question, Julius,” she said seriously as she threw a warning look at Arthur’s way. He shouldn’t use his fae magic if he doesn’t want to bring unwanted attention to himself. With that sentence alone, she made sure Arthur knew Julius’ name indirectly and thwarted his plan to assume control of the unsuspecting man. Trust him to think with his dick.

Holly groaned out loud this time. She didn’t understand what the weird tension between the three was, but it was disgusting. She shook her head as she walked back into the house. She didn’t want to be there if they got worse.

Arthur’s eyes flickered up to his forehead where the star lay on his forehead in interest. 

Is this the Time mage she was looking for?

His eyes slid down to Julius’ chest as he subtly reached out with his mana. He noticed that this man seemed to be hiding a significant portion of his mana and wore the Grey Deers crest.

Oh, lord. Is he that Magic Knight Captain?

“Holy shit, you’re that Captain no one knows the attribute about. Good thing that, considering the Pascere Syndicate went through so much effort to cover up Aika’s Time Magic,” he added.

“The Pascere Syndicate?” Julius frowned. He heard about them. “You mean the Assembly of Nations?” He knew he would have to attend at least one of their conventions after he gets appointed the Wizard King. It was a giant committee that sought to maintain peace, prevent magical wars and forbidden rituals on a global-scale that could destroy the world.

And wait, cover up Time Magic? How does he know that I have Time Magic?  

“Yeah, them. You’ve been doing a good job of covering up your Time magic so far,” he said, looking pointedly at his forehead. “but please try not to catch any unwanted attention from the international community,” Arthur laughed nervously. The last time that happened...Oh, he did not want to think about it. He didn’t particularly care if there was another Time Mage, especially since it looked like Julius kept his low-key, but people who would want to use it for themselves often took down many in their path to get it.

Julius nodded hesitantly at the unexpected advice.

“I’ll keep that in mind...”

“What are you doing here in the countryside anyways? Isn’t there a war going on?”

“He was just escorting me home,” Aika said as glared at Arthur. She slowly wrapped a possessive arm around Julius’ waist. He looked at her with a pleased grin and pulled her closer to his side.

Arthur’s mouth dropped into an “o” when he realized what they were actually here for and threw a knowing smirk at them. 

Seems like the Time mages are getting along quite nicely… 

He laughed as he slapped Julius’ back jovially but immediately recoiled. He quickly covered that up as if he was rolling his shoulders at the expense of the sharp pain that shot through his body. He willed his beating heart to calm down as hysteria threatened to crawl up his buzzed brain.

What the hell was that?

“I’m so sorry, Julius,” Arthur stepped back with his arms raised. He nodded at Aika calmly, though his eyes were filled with no small amount of fear, hoping she would spot it. 

She just threw a grateful look at him and shared a smile with Julius. Arthur’s shoulders slackened an inch when he saw genuine affection in their eyes. Oh. That was surprising...

But whatever it was, he needed to get Holly away from here. He needed to leave anyway due to the custody contract and someone will notice the assassin gone and will investigate. Whatever this Time mage was, he was trouble too. 

“I’ll take Holly home and bring her around tomorrow afternoon,” he declared with forced nonchalance. “Holly!” he called out. “Come on, dear! We’re leaving!”

“Wait, I need a statement from you two,” Julius stepped forward officiously, choosing to ignore his bizarre behavior for now. He had noticed how Arthur let go of him and the way his eyes shook in their sockets as he looked at Aika as if to warn her. He seemed scared of Julius all of a sudden, but whatever it was, he needed to get a word from them before they leave. Plenty of time to investigate later.

“Could you please explain how a foreign assassin got to Hage?”

Aika reached out and touched Arthur’s arm to heal it. He smiled tightly as he answered,

“Holly and I were exploring the continent—because it was our week off,” Arthur quickly explained when Aika opened her mouth to berate him again. “and we were in the Spade Kingdom touring your alma mater,” He motioned at Aika. “when the assassin, who had been tailing us the whole time, finally found an opportunity. We realized too late and were going to teleport away but he caught up to us as we ported here and there was a little scuffle,” Holly jogged back to her father’s side, unamused. “I got injured, Holly was restrained and held hostage for approximately an hour, then you two came along and you know the rest of the story,” he finished as he rushed at the end. He really needed to leave. He was getting antsy to get Julius away from Holly.

“Ah, thank you, Arthur!” Julius took his hand and Arthur suppressed a shudder at the wave of goosebumps and unnatural cold followed by warmth that settled over him.

Julius raised an eyebrow at the way he tensed and the distinctly different mana he was giving off.

That’s very interesting...

“It was really nice meeting you two,” He expressed sincerely.

“Of course,” Arthur said lowly, injecting false flirtatiousness into his tone. He needed to stay in character.

“Aika, can I speak with you for a moment before we go?” His hand twitched as he reached for Holly. He didn’t want to leave her but he needed to avoid suspicion. 

“Of course!” She turned to Julius and quickly pecked his cheek. Arthur’s anxiety shot up. “I’ll be right back Julius,” she said as he grinned sheepishly. Holly rolled her eyes at the display and crossed her arms across her chest.

Arthur squared his shoulders as Aika silently led them to a tree on the front yard. He needed to warn her.

She turned to him with a raised brow.

“Is everything alright?”

Arthur shot a cautious look at Julius. “No, it’s not. Your new boytoy isn’t human.”

She threw a sharp look at him. “First of all, don’t call him ‘my boytoy’ and second of all, what do you mean by that?”

“I mean that he doesn’t have a heart. His heartbeat is fake.”

“Oh, I knew that.”

“What? ”

Aika crossed her arms. “I had my lips to his pulse. His heart was supposed to be beating quickly at that moment, but at the speed he was going, he was either having a heart attack or he was orgasming,” she rolled her eyes. “But we got interrupted before we could even get that far. So yeah, his heartbeat is fake. So what? That doesn’t make him inhuman. His blood still flows, I can assure you that,” she added smugly.

Arthur shook as he stifled a smile. “Yeah, but that doesn’t change the fact that his mana is completely different from normal humans.”

She hummed thoughtfully. “Well, forbidden magic can make a human mana seem inhuman. He doesn’t have any weg,” her eyes widened. “But didn’t I say that the seal on my forehead could double as a seal for weg?”

“Forget about forbidden magic!” he hissed. “Okay, he’s not as straight-laced as he looks. Okay, whatever, but I know how forbidden magic feels like on a person. This isn’t forbidden magic, it feels more lighter, and it’s not elf magic either. What kind of magic allows you to not have a beating heart, and feel light and dangerous?”

Aika’s cheek twitched. “Fine,” she conceded. “I’ll keep an eye on him. But I think you’re worrying about nothing. He’s had many opportunities to cause any harm but he hasn’t. He was actually really gentle and vulnerable with me. He is also a respected Magic Knight who is on his way to becoming Wizard King.”

“I know and it looks like he may have some rather large skeletons in his closet.”

“Arthur, we all do,” Aika sighed heavily. “Look, he is good. I can assure you that. You know what he wants to do when he is Wizard King? He wants to end classist discrimination in Clover Kingdom and he was genuine about it. Look, I’m surrounded by liars and I can smell one from a mile away. He hasn’t lied to me.”

“Yet.”

She growled in annoyance. “Are you worried about me or something?”

“Am I worried about the mother of my child? Yes, and I still stand by the fact that he doesn’t feel remotely human.”

“You’re not human either, idiot. I don’t care if he isn’t. I mean, as long as he isn’t conspiring anything malicious, I don’t have any problem with him being not-human and/or using forbidden magic,” she snorted. “I’d be a hypocrite if I did.”

“Okay, I’ll drop it for now,” Arthur shook his head. Maybe she’ll see some sense after she’s had her way with him. He smirked at her. 

“I guess you would be biased,” he quirked his eyebrow knowingly. “I see you eye-fucking him.”

“Oh, please as if I’d let that cloud my judgement and besides,” she threw a long look at Julius on his knees as he talked to their daughter. “As soon as you two leave, that wouldn’t be the only thing I would’ve done by the end of the night.”

Arthur relaxed a bit. While his instincts screamed that Julius was hiding something about himself, it doesn't necessarily mean he’s hiding something heinous or harmful. If anything were to happen, he believed that she could take care of herself.

“Be careful, and if you two continue your little tête-à-tête and you’re still alive, let me join sometime,” he winked as he added playfully.

“Oh, come on. The last time we both got into the same bed, you came out at the end of it looking like you lost a fist fight.”

He stuck his tongue out childishly. “Too bad I’m into that.”

He dodged as she smacked his arm with an indulgent laugh.

Julius kneeled in front of Holly with a forbearing smile.

“I really like your mom,” he admitted plainly. She scoffed derisively, all manners to the wind.

“Did I do anything to offend you? If so, could I do anything to fix it?”

“All of them are like that,” she snarled bitterly as looked at her nails. “Your type only likes my mom because she’s pretty and nothing else,” Holly braced herself, ready to cut him down if he moved to attack her, but he only stayed silent. She looked up to see Julius looking at her mom by the tree with a smile that threatened to overtake his face.

“Yeah, she’s pretty,” he agreed as he tore her eyes from her to look at Holly. “And she’s kind of scary too. She has a mean hook,” he huffed as he looked at Aika from the corner of his eye. “But she’s super smart and really cool. She knows a lot about magic and I want to learn from her. I want to work with her and the time I spent with her so far has been... freeing ,” he admitted shyly. “I want to know more about her and I want us to get along because you are her daughter and she loves you a lot. One day, I hope she could even show me a sliver of that love,” Julius sighed deeply. “Could you please tell me what she likes or where she might want to go?” He looked at her pleadingly. “I’d love to take her on a date.”

Holly stared at him, eyes as wide as saucers. The lump in her throat made it hard for her to breath. No one’s ever talked about her mom like that to her face…

“Um,” she squeaked as tears gathered at the edge of her eyes. Holly looked up and blinked rapidly, willing them to go away. All of her mom’s past lovers have always avoided her because she wasn’t their daughter. No one’s really come up to her and told her that they sincerely liked her mom. They might have loved her but she didn’t know and she didn’t understand it anyway. But the way Julius looked away at her mom while Holly composed herself made her chest constrict.

She cleared her throat, bringing his attention back to her. He looked at her searchingly to make sure she was ‘okay.’

“Sh-she likes to stay in during winters with hot cocoa and blankets and just talk. She likes to listen to people talk about their day,” Holly breathed in deeply. If he was sincere, and if he would continue to look at her mom like that, then she could afford to help him a bit. “If you want to get her something, don’t . But if you really want to, make her something, like food or a bracelet or something like that. She likes personal things like that.”

“Thank you, I really appreciate that.”

They both turned their heads when Aika and Arthur burst out laughing. Jealousy shot through Julius when Arthur laid a hand on Aika’s shoulder.

“Say...How close are your mom and dad?”

Holly shrugged. “They’re best friends. There’s not much to say besides that,” she raised a brow at him. “But if you’re asking if they like each other that way, I’d say ‘no.’”

Julius nodded, slightly relieved, and stood up as the grinning pair made their way to them.

“What are you two whispering about?”

“He was just keeping me entertained,” Holly quickly covered as Julius threw a grateful smile at her.

Aika and Arthur shared a disbelieving look. Their daughter was good at lying, but she wasn’t going to fool them , her teachers.

“Thank you, Julius,” Arthur said, looking better than he did before. Aika walked and stood next to Julius as she laced her fingers with his. Holly quickly hugged her mom and took her father’s hand.

“We’ll take our leave,” he said quietly and nodded at the two with a wink. “Have fun.”

“Bye!” Holly chirped before they vanished from sight.

“They didn’t have to leave at my expense,” Julius began as he turned to Aika with a neutral smile. She waved him off and looped an arm with him as she led them back to her house.

“They didn’t leave because of you,” she tightened her hold on him. “They left because of the custody contract. Holly can only visit me during weekends, holidays and extenuating circumstances. After that, she has to leave.”

“Arthur is very nice for a fae,” Julius said nonchalantly. He caught Aika as she stumbled over her own feet.

“What? How did you—”

“He wanted your firstborn, apparently iron is deadly to him going by your words, you stopped me from saying my name directly, his mana was not human and you have a pact with him; All clues point to him being fae. I wasn’t really sure because he recovered from the iron but your reaction confirms my suspicions,” he grinned in satisfaction as she stared at him in shock.

“I-Yeah, I mean you guessed right.” It made sense how quickly he connected the dots. Julius was going to be the Wizard King for a reason.

He leaned forward with an excited grin. “So your daughter is half-fae right? Does that mean she has two attributes? One is Spatial Magic, what is the other one? Can I ask Arthur questions about him being fae if I ever see him again?”

Aika stared at him for a moment, completely caught off guard by the cute expression on his face.

“Her other attribute is Sun Magic and y-yeah, you can,” she looked away with a blush. She really needed a sober-up potion. Julius tilted her face back with a finger and slotted his lips against Aika’s tenderly, much to her shock. She stared at his closed eyes and thick eyelashes and melted into the kiss and cradled his face. Their lips moved slowly and patiently against each other until they reluctantly pulled back to breathe.

Julius leaned his forehead against her’s. “Could I ask you a few more questions for my report,” he asked breathily against her lips.

“Of course,” Aika whispered back.

They linked hands with a shared smile and walked up the stony path to the house. He opened the door for her as she asked,

“Where did you learn to speak Greek?”

“My father and stepmother are children of Greek immigrants. I grew up speaking Greek and Latin,” he answered as he handed off his cloak and cape to her. That little information about his stepmother piqued her interest.

“Woah, that’s really cool!”

“Where did you learn?”

“I was in Athens for a few months, picked up the language on the go.”

“Wow! You were in Greece?”

“I’ve been everywhere,” Aika answered with a proud smile as she hung the cape and cloak on the coat rack. “I’m going to go wash my feet. Could you please take out the sober-up potions from the cabinet left of the kitchen sink for us?”

Julius nodded as she took a turn down a hallway off to the side. He examined the living room more carefully. It was modestly decorated with a few bronze accents pieces and dark brown furniture, but the walls were decorated with landscape and abstract paintings by Aika’s father. Some were of a view he would expect to see outside a cabin in the middle of the woods or at the edge of the sea and some were chaotic depictions of fire, water, lightning and metal curling around each other, tightly linked and unwilling to let go.

He shook his head and strode into the kitchen as he went over the questions he was going to ask. As he reached for the cabinet where he assumed Aika kept her potions, he was hit with a wave of unnatural dread from the window above the kitchen sink. He strained his eyes to look outside in curiosity and extended his mana zone in the direction of the backyard. His dread increased when he detected recent activity of forbidden magic. It was like a parasite that crawled over scorched Earth and flowers which surprisingly thrived despite the oppressive mana. It was all Aika’s magic.

His chest tightened at the thought of her doing forbidden magic but Julius could feel it so vividly. She had been doing forbidden magic. He wondered how he couldn’t feel it on her…He took out the potion and swallowed it thickly as any warm feeling he had of her shriveled up and died. He blinked as his vision grew clearer and leaned heavily against the kitchen countertop. He had such high hopes. 

“Boo.”

Julius immediately pivoted on his heel, fingers pointed at Aika’s neck as they sparked with mana. She stared at him, fresh-faced as she cocked her head.

“You’re under arrest for the use of forbidden magic,” he growled as he glared at her. Her eyes lit up in understanding and smiled cryptically.

“That’s kind of hot,” she giggled as her hand traveled up his tense chest.

“Wh—” And before he could finish his sentence, he was slammed against the wall, his wrists crossed and pinned above his head. He forgot she was Time Mage too. She could be just as fast as him.

Aika breezily opened her potions cabinet and downed the sober-up potion. 

Julius strained against the invisible, hand-like force on his wrists to no avail. She flipped a dining table chair around with a flourish and leisurely sat on it as she crossed her legs, looking like the very image of grace as she adjusted her skirt.

“Does Master Raymond know you use forbidden magic?” He spat as he struggled to uncross his wrists. Julius flared his mana threateningly as he activated mana skin but even then he couldn't break the bonds holding him. She quirked an eyebrow at him as she answered his question.

“Know?” she cocked her head at him. “He sanctions it.” Aika supressed a smile as Julius stilled in shock. “I’m sure you had questions about how I knew the forbidden runes on Sven’s body. A better question would be how you, a Magic Knight Captain, knew.”

Julius stayed silent as they both stared at each other, wearing equally neutral expressions.

“I like to read,” he finally said.

“Oh no, I knew that already. The question is why you would be reading about forbidden runes.”

“I could ask you the same,” Julius said, his expression icy and eyes that were dull to the point where they seemed black in the dim torchlight of the kitchen.

Aika raised her hands as she shrugged. “I’m an open book. I’ll tell you where I learned if you tell me.”

He jerked against the restraints one more time before he slackened in defeat. 

He sighed. “There’s a secret section of the Royal Library,” he growled, refusing to elaborate further.

“Oh, is that all?” Aika sighed in relief. She read everything in there already and it only had elementary books on forbidden subjects. “If that’s where you learned then that’s okay. It would be a problem if you were actually interested in forbidden magic and sought after it in other places,” Aika nodded as she crossed her arms. 

“I learned forbidden magic in the Spade Nation War College for four years since I was 16. That was almost twenty years ago,” she explained as she hugged herself. She smiled wickedly when Julius’ eyes strayed downwards to her chest.

“Did you know,” Aika began as his eyes flickered up to her’s with an embarrassed blush. “That using forbidden magic and having weg is a symbol of power in the rest of the world? It’s taboo on this continent only because someone opened the Qliphoth Tree over 600 years ago and let out a lot of demons into the world. The rest of the world actually still hates the Four Suits continent because of that,” she shook her head with a wry smile. “It’s no matter,” she leaned forward as if she was going to tell him a secret. 

“I’m not particularly a patriot or a nationalist—I’ve been around the world way too many times to be one—but serving the Wizard King was and is a pleasure. I do forbidden magic for the Wizard King. I keep my hands dirty so the Wizard King doesn’t have to—but that doesn’t mean Master Raymond’s hands are entirely clean,” she snorted as she said, “He did choke the life out of an entire army with their own blood and drown another. Did you know that he’s known as The Leviathan around the world for that?”

“Just because Master Raymond sanctions it, doesn’t mean it’s legal. Using forbidden magic means losing your humanity.”

“Yeah, if you don’t use it carefully. There are safeguards against that but there are some rituals where you can’t avoid that. But if you mean losing your emotions, I mean it happens, again, if you’re not careful. And besides, it’s legal if you have a license, and guess what? I have a license. I’ve saved lives with forbidden magic and if you try to have it revoked, you will be hard-pressed by many factions ready to defend me.”

Julius sighed and closed his eyes in relief. In order to be approved for a license, it takes years of thorough background checks, psychiatric evaluations and high-level government who "okayed" it. If she’s been approved, then she can be trusted. “You could’ve just said that. Please let me go. I won’t attack you.”

She giggled as she shook her head. “Sorry, I just felt like monologuing like a villain,” she said as she winked.

Julius laughed as he looked up at his restraints. “Could you please let me go?”

Aika’s languid eyes roved over his stretched out form. “No, I don’t think I will,” her lips twitched up into a suggestive smirk. “I rather like the view.”

A thrill shot through Julius as he resisted the urge to squirm. Her predatory gaze wasn’t doing anything to help the burning heat growing in his lower belly.

“CAPTAIN!”

They both jumped as a screen materialized in front of Julius’ face.

“What-Where have you been? The meeting was over hours ago! Why are your hands above your head like that?!”

“Marx! Ah, I am just stretching my arms,” he laughed nervously. Aika let go of her hold on him with a silent laugh. She couldn’t see who this Marx character was but she spared Julius the indignity of someone witnessing him being tied up like that.

Julius dropped his arms and rolled his shoulders as he smiled wide.

“I’m kind of busy right now, Marx. I have no doubt that the squad is up right now partying their Friday night. Well, tell them to party harder because tonight is that last night before we begin preparing for the final battle! By this time Saturday, we either win or lose the war.”

“The final battle? Are you sure, sir?”

“Yes, I am, Marx. Join your friends or just relax because tomorrow, we’ve got a lot of work to do.”

“Yes, sir...Aren’t you coming back to the base? You could look at Magic later, sir…”

“I’ll be there,” he smiled kindly. “but don’t expect me.”

“You could look at magic later! You have to inform the squad yourself now! A final battle? I can’t even begin to imagine what we need to start preparing!”

Julius raised his hands as he cringed from his berating.

“I’ll be there soon as soon as I can!”

“Alright, you better be!”

The screen fizzled out and Julius pressed a hand to his chest and exhaled in relief. Aika found it strange, for a passing moment, that he was still making gestures as if he had a heart that could beat.

“Oh, that was embarrassing,” Julius huffed as he leaned his head back against the wall. 

“You should go, you know,” she said softly.

He gasped dramatically and pouted as he strode to where she sat.

“You want to get rid of me already?” he asked as he cocked his head down at her. She tugged him hard onto her lap but he readily straddled her legs and threw arms around her shoulders as they both looked at each other challengingly.

“I think you know the answer to that,” she whispered and leaned forward to nip at his exposed neck. “But you shouldn’t slack off work for my sake.”

“I’m just letting my squad have one night off before I work them to death.” Julius squirmed as Aika bit harder. He slowly knotted his hands in her hair and pulled gently. She hummed as her hands slid from his hips down to his ass and squeezed as he moaned.

“Who knew that a man of your stature, and the future Wizard King could be so submissive. ” She slid a hand down his front and cupped him through his pants. Julius shamelessly humped against her hand with a whine, his eyebrows furrowed in concentration. He buried his face in her shoulder as he panted.

“I’m expected to be the opposite,” he admitted breathily. “But it was quite nice when you took the initiative.”

Aika brought her hands up to his face with an amused twitch of her lips and pecked at the little dimple at the corner of his mouth.

“Well, you are absolutely adorable. How could I not?”

He shook his head with an embarrassed grin and looked around and his jaw dropped at the framed painting that covered most of the kitchen’s West wall. It was gigantic but he didn’t notice it in his lust-filled haze.

“Holy—That’s amazing! Did your father paint that?” Aika nearly groaned out loud when he jumped off her lap and moved closer to the painting to examine it closely.

It was a small, raven-haired boy caught mid-dance as the rain and wind swept his hair and clothes as lightning curled around him. The stormy sky in the background was lit with stray lightning and some even seemed to strike the ground around him. Julius couldn’t help but gape at the magic depicted so delicately and with such detail. He could almost feel the mana through the canvas.

Aika studied the little boy’s face with a sad smile as she stood next to him.

“Yeah, he did. We caught my brother summoning storms again when he was 10 and gained full control of his magic. My father found the scene very picturesque so he spent months painting and perfecting it. ” 

Julius stared, starry-eyed as he touched the lightning on the boy’s cheek.

“He was summoning storms at 10? He must be a really strong mage now! Where’s your brother now? Why have I never heard of such a strong lightning mage in the Magic Knights? Didn’t you say he wanted to be Wizard King?”

“Oh, my brother’s in the backyard right now,” she said casually as she willed her face to stay neutral.

“In the backyard?” he craned his head to look out the window. “At this time? What’s he doing?”

“Staying dead.”

Julius clamped one hand over his mouth to stop an inappropriate guffaw from bursting out. He let his hand fall and pursed his lips as Aika continued.

“The painting is called ‘The Symphony of the Lightning God,’” she continued as she motioned at the painting with a giggle.

“I-I see,” he snorted. “I’m so sorry. That was so rude of me.”

She sniggered. “No, it’s perfectly fine. My brother told me to make that joke.”

“He told you? When did he die?”

Aika paused. “Over 23 years ago...He was thirteen and I was sixteen…”

Julius’s face grew somber as he wrapped a comforting arm around her shoulder.

“I’m sorry...I’m sure you miss him…”

She snorted. “No, I don’t. I saw his dumbass yesterday. What do you think the forbidden magic in the backyard was?”

“Huh?”

#julius novachrono #black clover #julius novachrono x reader #julius novachrono x oc #julius x reader #oc: aika tolliver #julius & aika #they gon fuck next chapter dont worry ;)

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Lesson time with Dani:

I think the lesson we all learned here today is that I probably shouldn't look down on kpop too much. But then, I have listened to a lot of vocaloid and read along with the lyrics which get pretty intense sometimes. I would give examples but Prof. Nic has gone through many a phase and I cannot remember all of them. (And some i dont want to remember)

So, lets get on with the... songs? Pieces? Lyrics? Shall we?

1. Opera: Verdi - La Travita, Aria: Sempre Libera (Always Free), Character: Violetta. Lol i seriously thought that this was a pop song I havent heard of. But when i realized how this game was gonna go, aka when they revealed that it was opera and a translation thing, i stepped up my guessing game. But like SERIOUSLY THOOOOO. Who could've known? (Probably the singer or a person who actually understands the language) But damn son. Quiz-sama ain't playin aROUND.

2. Pop: Arianna Grande - Imagine. When i read the lyrics, i knew iMMEDIATELY. Why wouldn't I when I live with a sister who blared this fucking sing day in and out. (No offense sis, no offense Arianna) But like, when i saw that Twoset thought this was an opera? Oh bOI. Thank goodness I'm great at controlling my reactions. Because fam, I would've laughed my ass off in disbelief like what the fuck. I'd understand Brett's ignorance but Eddy too? Damn. (Brett's lofi intensifies)

3. Pop: Billie Eilish - . I honestly thought that this was like- okay, my thought process had phases. First sentence I thought "okay this sounds like that one Arianna Grande song." When I got to the "set fire" part, I thought "adele?" And then when i read "burn", i thought "is this that really old song? The "and im gonna let it burn burn burn" thing?" As you can see, all my song guesses were wrong. At least I got the genre. And like me, the bois were learning. (Cue that bear grylls meme)

4. Opera: Tchaikovsky- Eugene Onegin, Aria: Ya lyublyu vas, Olga (I love you, Olga), Character: Lensky. Like what Eddy said, this one's pretty obvious. Also, "I can see why people like opera now. I'm getting old." "Why yes, I do love opera as well." I say, a not legally an adult person. But like, seriously tho. Opera is good. Granted, I havent listened to a lot and to be frank the only opera I've listened to all the way is the Magic Flute but like- its good stuff. Only thing I want is to be able to appreciate it better. (Also check out Patricia Janeckova's recording of the Doll Song. I love it, its wonderful)

5. Opera: Donizetti - Lucia di Lammermoor, Aria: Il Dolce Suono (The Sweet Sound), Character: Lucia. I'll admit that Eddy's singing threw me off a lil but I guessed opera. With... not a lot of conviction. Sounded like something Lana del Rey would write okay.

6. Opera: Mozart - Don Giovanni, Aria: Madamina, il catalogo e questo (Dear lady, this is the list), Character: Leporello. I thought that this was either some really obscure rap, or weird opera. I couldn't decide so I just let it play out. When I saw it was opera, I was confused. Then, I wasn't because I saw that Mozart wrote it. I swear, Mozart would make a killing as a rapper or some kind of foulmouthed idol if he was born in modern times. Also, small Edwina and Brettany cameo!!!!!

7. Opera: Bizet - Carmen, Aria: Tout Doux, Moniseur (Softly, Sir), Character: Carmen. Honestly, by this point of the video (when I watched it for the first time) I was just straight guessing opera. Although, if the lyrics were rephrased, this line could fit in perfectly somewhere in a pop song. And also, I did not expect the dRAMATICNESS of the singing when they played that excerpt. Like, wOW OKAY. I mean it makes sense for Carmen as a character... and the language they used it in... and the style of opera... okay I really can't say anything about the extraness can I?

8. Pop: Billie Eilish - No time to die. I knew it was pop. (Rhyme scheme and lyric pattern and subject matter too predictable babey) But the fact that it was by Billie Eilish was what confused me. Idky, but them lyrics givin me Taylor Swift vibes. Or Lana del Rey vibes if you slow it down and make it "dreamy".

9. KPOP: Blackpink - Kill this love. This one was sUUUUUPER ambiguous to me. It was very eloquent and poetic in a sense. But then it also gave out pop vibes. I couldn't answer though I leaned more towards opera. But when i saw that it was Blackpink's Kill this love? My brain melted out my ears. I mEAN ITS IN KOREAN ITS A TRANSLATION THING. That still doesn't excuse the fact that im very- aSDFGHJKL about it.

10. Opera: Dvorak - Rusalka, Aria: Mesicku na nebi hublokem (Song to the moon), Character: Rusalka. This one was very obviously opera to me. But dem kpop lyrics threw me for a loop man! I went opera but yall, I was dOUBTING.

11. Pop: Charlie Puth - Attention. Was there really any need to guess this one? Although, if you've never been exposed to pop music and are hearing them for the first time then thats okay. We're all learning.

12. Opera: Mozart - Cosi Fan Tutte (All Women Do It), Aria: In Uomini in Soldati (In men, in soldiers), Character - Despina. I sincerely thought that this was a really obscure rap. And I wasn't surprised when it said that Mozart wrote this opera. (His creepy smiling face tho...)

13. Pop: Justin Bieber - Sorry. Like I said in number 11, was there really any need to guess. And Brett's (albeit braindead) singing of Super Junior's Sorry Sorry is- aUGHCK MY STAN HEART. I WAS ALREADY SLAUGHTERED BY HIM WEARING THE VIOLIN BUTTON UP AND HIS ADORABLENESS AND HIS DADDYNESS OTHER NON ADORABLE QUALITIES. Ughhhhh. Jesus christ i really have to simp for Brett in each of these posts huh?

14. Pop: Taylor Swift - Delicate. I thought that this was fOR SURE an Arianna Grande song. Because of that one song with the sleep thing. But ugh, Eddy's assumption of the song was just too good not to be mentioned. (And also because i need to fill these paragraphs but like- dat voice dow) And oh gOD SEEING THEM LAUGH TOGETHER AND VIBE LIKE THAT? IM- wow look I just died of blood loss.

15. KPOP: BTS - On. Brett picking opera and falling off his chair is me. Quiz-sama. Mercy. Mercy pLEASE. Dude, translated kpop is intense.

Also editor-san was on fIRE TONIGHT. The sass was very string today. Fuck, i LOVE IT. Wait. Holy shit I just realized something. Editor-san, subtitler-san, and quiz-sama. The holy trinity of subtle twoset humor and behind the screen action. The cast is huge and i am a simp for all of them.

#lesson time with dani #you know i was gonna save this lil tag section for editor-san appreciation and brett simping #but turns out i already did those two things in the actual post #so instead im gonna talk about how beautiful twoset looks on tv. #yes. #my first viewing of this video was on my tv. #my god the dETAIL #the cLARITY #the aCTUALLY NOT BLURRY FOR ONCE #it is an experience that i cannot describe #because its just so- ASDFGHJKL #and also it is 1 am and my brain is falling apart as we speak #i probably shouldn't have procrastinated on this post #twosetviolin #twoset violin #twoset #eddy chen #brett yang #editor-san #editor san #subtitler-san #subtitler san #quiz sama #quiz-sama #opera #opera music #pop #pop music #kpop #kpop music

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Lets psycho analysis shall we?

I'm equal terrified and intrigued by men

Sex freaks me out

Kissing does too

Memories involving my ex pop up when I think about that shit

I had one ex that was best friend and then basically pushed me past the point that I was comfortable with (lasted 6 months first time, second time was a year + 3 months)

(These incidents still make me emotional)

I had one ex that I was with for when there were really no incidents other then we having nothing in common (lasted 6 months)

I had one ex that only wanted sex (only lasted three month)

Senior year of high school had a scary event happen at my job involving a man (miscommunication perhaps but terrifying nonetheless... To the point where I was looking for a weapon to defend myself just in case)

Another person that worked in the mall asked me out... 8 year age difference (maybe I have an implicit bias bc I was put off by his job and his tattoos... And his hairstyle)

Yet another person asked me out while I was working. Looked a lot older then me so I outright rejected him even though my dad told me I should just have fun

(As a write this, I'm thinking but what if I get fucking murdered dad? This is how trafficking happens)

Two weeks left in high school, a boy with disabilities tried to get with me. I was a bitch to him in order to get to leave me alone and I regret the way I treated him

(Couldn't deal with the shit that came with mental disabilities)

I feel like I am super picky

...

I'm always say like I want a submissive man but do I really?

I really just want someone whose nice and kind and sweet and someone that I feel safe with

Wow holy crap. I'm starting to cry.

I think I have the belief in my head that kind men dont exist

I think this honestly comes from the media

What's wrong with nice guys... Not "NICE" guys but whats wrong with men showing kindness and relying on me as much as I want to rely on them

I don't want to only be able to comfort a significant other with physical affection because I'm SHIT at it

I don't want to only be used and tossed

I want someone to respect my boundaries and understand that I take a fucking LONG TIME to say I Love You but when I say it I MEAN it

Lately because of these toxic beliefs I've been falling into the two extremes:

1. Kill All Men

2. I Only Want Someone That I Am Stronger Then So I Don't Have To Worry About Ever Being Hurt Cause I'll Hurt Them First

Which... is not what I really want.

I love my friend so much, but she sometimes has these really strong ideas about killing men that seeps into my subconscious and changes the way I think

I think relationships should be equal period

A partnership

No one should be stronger or more important then the other

Surprisingly it was an Outlast Character Quiz, my English Class, and lots of youtube playlists that are helping me figure this stuff out.

(Like seriously, no disrespect to anyone. But who the Hell simps for Draco Malfoy, Hardin from After, or Eddie Gluskin? I kinda get it because the characters are interesting to write and draw, but the thought of actually meeting these men in real life makes me want to commit).

I'm realizing that protection is not number 1 when looking for a guy; It's kindness and the ability to listen.

#dark and deep

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LOVE IS BLIND COUPLES & ASTROLOGY

AHHH okay so I'm literally obsessed with the netflix original Love is Blind #nonspons UNLESS THEY WANT TO THO. but anyways after I finally saw all the couples get married/not get married I was so shocked and I immediately looked up everybody's zodiac sign because duh. I talked to my friend about it and then I talked to another bestie about it and she didn't even watch the show but she thought it was so interesting and said it should be a blog post or something and i was like wait I literally have a blog... so here we are. shoutout hope <3

Obviously before i start HUGEEEE SPOILER ALERT. IM ABOUT TO BE DISSECTING THESE PEOPLE LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS BASED OFF ASTROLOGY and I will obviously be exposing if they ended up getting married or not sooo please go watch it all THEN COME BACK and read this so everything can make sense.

LAUREN X CAMERON - ♏︎ x ♋︎

Lauren: Nov 16, 1987

Cameron: Jul 3, 1992

oh my god. this couple is literally the cutest couple ever. you already know they are two very sweet loving water signs! Lauren is a Scorpio and Cam is a Cancer. In my opinion, I feel as if this couple was not shown as much on screen until toward the end because they didn't have much issues, not much drama. I think if I remember correctly they literally were the first couple to get engaged?! They are just too cute, their only obstacle was being a biracial couple but it didn't really present as that much of an issue I think LIB just tried to hype it up for views you know. At the one year reunion the host-couple asked everyone who shocked them the most I guess physically because they all dated so it's just pure curiosity. Mark responded so fast to this question, the little pisces, about Lauren! Of course another water sign attraction over here, but he said she was just so gorgeous and I think someone else agreed and chimed in which was just so cute but duh! She's a scorpio baddie and it made everyone freak out, she has gorgeous alluring eyes and such a brighttt smile holy. But at the same time it's like, do you even know anything about her?? so mysterious. I fuck with it. And then Cameron is such a cancer, sooo sweet. And he is sexy! I swear they are such a cute couple I'm so obsessed. But I think after Cameron met Lauren's Dad her Dad's response upon first impression was something about him being a bit boring for Lauren. But Cancers are just shy!! Cancers are all about comfort, thank you moon energy. When he talked to Lauren's Dad not once did I cringe. With every other couple I probably did 394930823 times however Cam... This man has a way with words! It was so calm and direct, yet soft. He was totally in control of the situation yet was giving Lauren's Dad 1000% full respect. He was just so sweet I love him so much. Their parents all merged so beautifully and it's just COMPLETE GOALS. They truly show that Love is indeed Blind which is just so crazy aw. They for real came out of complete no where for me I don't even know I just, like I said, felt like they weren't shown much I kind of forgot about them but I think that's a good thing! Because they were the behind the scenes really building such a strong a beautiful relationship so GOOD FOR THEM!! team Lameron all the way.

JESSICA X MARK - ♋︎ x ♓︎

Jessica: Jun 26, 1985

Mark: Mar 1, 1994

Okay... So obviously this couple was just not even a couple. I hate to slander on them like this but after I looked up the zodiac signs I completely understood everything. It all actually makes sense! Jessica a cancer, a water sign. She was very in tune with her emotions yet they were everywhere. I think she had love for Mark but also mostly just wanted Barnett the entire time. She's a cancer and Barnett is a SCORPIO! So this totally makes sense because I mean think about it, they would just be Team Lameron part 2. But I think the age factor really bothered Jessica. Everyone kept telling her it was okay, everyone was okay with it, I mean honestly nobody even cared they were just like okay? And she was just so uncomfortable and I think at the end that's why it didn't and wouldn't work. Because She was uncomfortable. She kept trying to seek approval from everyone so she could justify it and feel better and nobody was even bothered by it but ultimately Cancers need to be comfortable! And I think she wanted to not hurt Mark, she wanted Barnett, she didn't want to leave, she wanted to love Mark, she wished things were just different and felt too I guess sheltered and shelled to do the things she really needed to do. But I respect her for coming back to the reunions after everything and being so sweet and strong. She really came back and made me feel different about her. Honestly I never hated her or anything, she kept coming back to reunions saying she's the most hated person on TV right now and I just don't hate her! I think the only thing that was ouch...was when she was drunk and she said that thing to Mark... Poor Pisces. Oh yeah let me talk about Mark, but ultimately I think she saw Mark as sweet little pisces. And he was! He never gave up, he was consistent, he listened, he gave her space, he simped, he did it all!...but Pisces is 2 fish he's still 2 faced, apparently he cheated on Jessica! Which I guess eh Jessica was all over Barnett. J&M relationship just made me cringe not for any reason except that it just felt so so fake when it could've been so so real. Love is Blind really opened my eyes and mind to realize there really is 3 major steps for a relationship. Emotional, Physical, Real-World. And I think jessica and mark just never truly got to the physical stage and that's why they couldn't get over the age factor together, because they were stuck at the physical stage. I also kind of feel like Barnett made Jessica feel special things in between her legs oops, but he's a scorpio so obviously this makes sense... I think Mark was super sweet though, I do feel bad for him because he put in so much effort but I think he also is just borderline overgiver? A true pisces, who doesn't know what they need for themselves but are willing to do it for others. He's real sweet though, I do know that he has a girlfriend though, now fiancee, who is pregnant with his baby. Actually I think his baby is here by now! In the reunion however it was revealed that he cheated on her and on Jessica and on LC! So like also fuck Mark. Really? Cheating on your pregnant girlfriend... wow. LC is apparently born February 17! So she's an Aquarius-Pisces cusp. That totally fits her, I felt she was sooo sweet, but also a little aloof and ditzy, but it made her hilarious I literally love LC she's my goals. But she was super chill, well not super chill but coming from a Venus in Pisces, she seemed like she was able to get over the situation fairly easily. It's really interesting that LC and Jessica have the same type?? Do Aquarians and Cancers have the same type, something that we must investigate. Ultimately, it made sense that Jessica and Mark even had an attraction in the first place, two cute little water signs, but I think they couldn't past the emotional stage honestly. The real world served to be too much, but they still both agreed that love is blind! So that made me happy because they did seem somewhat happy and in love at some parts:)

AMBER X BARNETT - ♈︎ x ♏︎

Amber: Apr 3, 1992

Barnett: Oct 23, 1991

I love them so much honestly. This is a cuteass couple that dealt with honestly a lot of shit but handled it and took it like it was nothing if that makes sense. They stayed so strong, did not budge a bit. But I remember at the one year reunion they said they almost divorced which makes so much sense I was sensing they would have struggles but however make it through. In my opinion there are no other two signs more willing to until death than Aries and Scorpio. Aries the warrior and Scorpio the sign of extremes and persistence, control and intensity. Both signs are so intense and it probably can become a lot sometimes but they work through it because they are willing to fight it out. I instantly knew Amber was an Aries because I was like so irritated with her, then I thought she was soo annoying, then I instantly realized she's literally me that's why I'm so irritated and of course she's a full phoenix of an April Aries. I also just realized Barnett is a cusp! Scorpio-Libra which is beautiful because Amber is a lot of energy that someone is going to need to be able to handle and really rise up to it instead of being a wuss and walking away. His Libra energy will help to balance out the relationship and the Scorpio energy makes him just as intense, in-depth, and really there, being receptive. But Aries are ready to fight literally anybody and so that's why she came on so strong with Jessica because she was literally trying to get on her property. Jessica the Cancer, a water sign very concerned with emotions. I remember the entire time to Barnett she kept saying she was concerned that their energy was just sexual and they weren't actually connecting emotionally. Which doesn't even make sense because this show is Love Is Blind? He literally chose her based on not even seeing her, based solely on an emotional connection but I get it, homegirl was hurting. But this makes sense too because the Aries energy from Amber, and the Scorpio energy from Barnett is a lot of Mars energy. Both signs are ruled by Mars, some argue Scorpio isn't some say scorpio is ruled by mars&pluto (up to you what you believe). But Mars is the physical planet, actionful planet, all about sex too. So I understand why Jessica and maybe others might have been a bit on edge about Amber and Barnett being a real type of couple emotionally but the truth is they just have a ton of sexual energy. The amount of sexual energy they have doesn't take away from their emotional connection and energy it's just the same amount honestly. Aries and Scorpio got some intense, in-depth energies, not everyone gets it honestly. They did have a hard time adjusting at first, Aries a fire sign and Scorpio a water sign, these are opposing elements so it can cause difficulty but ultimately serve to be very very balancing and calming for both parties. They just ultimately work because they want the same things from life and scorpio is possessive and aries are die-hard-loyal and like possessiveness.!

GIANNINA X DAMIAN - ♈︎ x ♊︎

Giannina: Apr 3, 1993

Damian: Jun 15, 1991

I remember seeing Gi and literally falling in love. She's GORGEOUSSS and I love her energy she's so bubbly and fun. I instantly knew she was an aries with all that energy. Giannina and Amber actually have the same birthday! I was shocked about this for real. I don't think I saw the two interact much but they would've been best friends. But G and Damian really hurt my heart because it felt like a personal attack! Their love story was a wee bit too relatable </3. I loved them though, yes through their ups AND downs. They were cute and could've truly made it but nevertheless, a gemini will forever be uncommitted and just too damn curious. Like seriously? Showing up with Francesca threw me the fuck off. And everyone was angry at her but it was obviously she thought Gi was a person of the past BECAUSE Damian made it seem like that. Makes sense though he would choose Francesca as his sneaky link, she's a Sagittarius! Gemini x Sagittarius, the forbidden duo, seriously. Haha all jokes but Harry from Too Hot To Handle, if you have watched that show too, actually was a Gemini too! So maybe there's something about that restless axis... But I hated him for bringing her. There was genuinely no reason for him to do that, he was just angry at Gi. But it only leaves me wondering what she did to him... He probably is just a lonely boy who felt his mommy/giannina wasn't giving him enough attention. Like you guys are in a committed relationship?? It just broke my heart but Gi is a bad bitch Aries and really beat Francesca up a little verbally at the 2 year reunion. I think Gi and Damian could really have been a beautiful married couple but Aries and Gemini are such childish signs. Aries ruled by Mars is too impulsive, they jump first, think second. They are all over the place, full of so much energy, curious and ready to try anything. Then Geminis are the twins, the children twins, also so curious and ready to try anything and EVERYTHING. But their air element quality makes them not as intense as aries. He felt he was kind of "dealing" with Gi a lot instead of just loving and being with her. She isn't too much and he isn't not enough, it's just different amounts of energy and either party is ready for the others'. These signs have a slow-time truly growing up and ultimately that is the downfall for this couple. Gi would get angry too quickly too fast, she took a lot of offensive and got defensive a lot as well. Damian was very airy, tried to stay calm and communicated efficiently and effectively like Geminis do, he liked having her to lean on as well as she's very diverse and unique. That's another thing I noticed, I feel both of these signs really are a bit weird and enjoy others like that. I think this couple was able to get through emotional stage, the physical stage, and the real world, but I think their downfall is honestly their emotional state within themselves. Which breaks my heart so much. I think they both are victims of self-sabotage and then because of it, began to play a bit of a game with each other. It kind of breaks my heart so that's why I loved this couple so much but I understand that they won't work because neither party is truly ready. Maybe in the future, but I feel at this point it's just deadbeat:( #RIPGamian

KELLY X KENNY - ♌︎ x ♈︎

Kelly: Jul 24, 1985

Kenny: Mar 28, 1992

Okay. this couple just made me cringe only near the end. Because like everyone else of course I loved them. They were so so cute and sweet. It seemed honestly so perfect. I think both people are so sweet and Leo x Aries is a POWER DUO! two Raging fire signs! But I think they just didn't get to the physical stage. Which is literal because they never ended up having sex. I feel like Leos kind of have a reputation for liking douchebags who are hot as fuck and I feel like that's what Kelly was talking about a bit about her past relationships. Which made me sad because her and Kenny would actually be perfect I feel she self-sabotaged. Because she couldn't get past the physical stage with him then they could never go into the real world. I think maybe Kelly just wasn't really attracted to him sexually because she did say she just saw him as a best friend but before she was so ready to marry him before she saw him. I feel bad because Ariens are so sweet, protective, and loving. SO i know they would've actually been beautiful together and a thriving, healthy couple. Their parents and family even really loved each other but.. I'm happy for Kenny I know he has a new girlfriend and I think Kelly may have some regrets because at the one year reunion she seemed upset I think she cried. But there's going to be someone else amazing for her and will fit the needs in her head and heart. I know this shocked everyone that they fell apart though. I feel that with two fire signs their spark starts initially and then slowly fades out if both parties arent willing to add more fuel. Also I feel Aries are so sweet and have a tendency to give off best friend/bestie vibes instead of the true romantic intimacy they are giving and crave.

DIAMOND X CARLTON - ♍︎ x ♏︎

Diamond: Sep 10, 1991

Carlton: Nov 21, 1984

Ugh okay. So carlton is a scorpio but hes like a Scorpio-Sagittarius cusp, one day before the change. I was talking to my sagittarius friend about that and she said it made sense why he was so defensive. I feel he was very defensive and a bit secretive. I understand why Diamond was upset because she felt he was being secretive and not trusting. But her virgo traits were fr coming through, I felt she overanalyzed the situation to "he doesn't trust me" instead of "he's just scared." He was scared of what would happen, and his biggest nightmare literally came true. That's why I felt so bad for him I love him so much he's just a kind guy who I feel like dealt with soo much shit for no reason. Scorpios take a long time to trust people so even if she thought he didn't trust her she should've allowed him room to speak and feel comfortable. Her response, starting with her literal physical facial response to her words and then physical actions all honestly really sucked. Carlton definitely could have responded a lot better. But I just felt her response was so homophobic, I understand it wasn't her intent she mostly was just hurt but I don't even understand why it was that big of a deal that's why I felt it as so homophobic. Suddenly a small thing had turned into a hugeee thing. She literally could've listened and even maybe asked questions, I'm sure he would've answered and explained, but instead both parties stood their ground, got defensive, picked at each others insecurities, and left it at that. And because of that they never got past the emotional stage and I think for Diamond though a huge reason of why she was offended is because they were now supposed to be at that physical stage but she was still learning emotional things about him. I think if you're not apart of lgbtq+ community you'll never truly understand the struggles. He deserves someone more understanding even he said, he can't do anything except live his truth which is so true.

Anyways! Message me, republish, whatever! about this I love talking about this because it was just so interesting. Regardless of all the things that happened, the obstacles they faced, every person at the one year reunion said they think Love is Blind.

So love has been proven to be blind and real. But in relation to astrology does it all make sense. Could the marriages for season 2 even be predicted during the Pods?

Love is Blind and Love is Real, but is astrology?

haha something to think about

xox

- aryana

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