#holy textposts

[blaithnne]

Still thinking about how in the pre-s2 era we all knew Kaisa was a witch, and had all these theories, headcannons, and ideas revolving around her being the secret guardian of Trolberg’s magical secrets, a talented sorceress with unrivalled power, and how her eventual arch in season 2 was about how she failed to live up to those expectations both in and out of universe. They could not have chosen a better character to give this storyline to, it was so perfect for her.

#like holy shit yk ?? #EVERYONE expected so much more of her than she was #as a viewer u think omg !!! magical powerful lady!! #and she KNOWS that’s what ppl want her to be #but she can’t live up to that #ITS SO GOOD #hilda #hilda the series #netflix hilda #hilda netflix #kaisa hilda #Hilda kaisa #textpost

[weirdlyinsaneasss]

#dumb shit #shitpost #desiblr #desi memes #desi culture #desi tag #textposts #text post #funny texts #holy shit #relatable memes #fresh memes #funny shit #random shit #memes #random tumblr

[boatemhole]

part 3 of my bullshit :)

#also thank yall for 800+ notes on both of the other two parts?? holy shit??? #glad you guys enjoy my stupid sense of humor <3 #hermitcraft #ethoslab #pearlescentmoon #mumbo jumbo #goodtimeswithscar #grian #impulsesv #zombiecleo #bdoubleo100 #hc textposts

[mxrisacoulter]

endless gifs of marisa coulter ~(33/?)

#mine* #egmc #hdm #his dark materials #hdmedit #mrs coulter #marisa coulter #ruth wilson #it has been SO long since ive done one of these holy moly #cant believe i havent done this scene before she was serving so hard here #its con in like a month and i was going to try and knock up a mrs c cosplay before then so ive been studying this costume #cause it feels like the most iconic #but also there is a hat and i can sew but idk how to make hats #so it feels like an objectively stupid choice #esp when i could do cittagazze safari costume or something and be comfortable all day #anyway thoughts and suggestions welcome? #also stopped doing edits cause my uni photoshop subscription ran out and i didnt want to pay but then i remembered not paying anyway <3 #also i can stand that my top posts are now all my stupid fucking textposts so here you are my loves

[sainzinnorris]

singapore gp 2023 is my roman empire.

#it was everything. #the it moment. #i cannot believe i got to watch it. #like. not live duh but the feeling. #the adrenaline #holy fuck #but mostly carlando #carlando #carlos sainz jr #lando norris #formula 1 #singapore gp 2023 #stella's textposts

[braisedhoney]

some tragic love stories be like: if i could bottle the galaxy, i would pour it into a cup so it would be easier for you to drink. do you want them? do you want the stars? or do they suit you better as adornments for your eyes than glitter on your lips?

but they don’t want the stars. they don’t want the galaxy. but how can they not? is that not enough? (it’s too much, that’s the problem. it’s too much.)

#ney's idle chatter (random textposts) #me trying and failing to capture why hadestown has embodied Love in a way i don’t think i’m really capable of comprehending fr #but also this can be about whatever blorbo you want #when i think about that one line in chant #when hades says ‘brighter than the light of day’ #‘look. look at what i can make for you—see?’ #meanwhile the last thing persephone wants is to be reminded of this hollow echo of what their love is in her memories #when i think about that scene when eurydice tells orpheus they need to get food #but he’s working on his song and she makes the choice to trust him and go #to work harder and longer and search for things to feed them and trust he’ll bring spring back #THE WAY PERSEPHONE TRIES TO KISS HADES GOODBYE AT THE START WHEN SHE COMES BACK FOR SUMMER #AND HOW IT PARALLELS EURYDICE KISSING ORPHEUS GOODBYE WHEN SHE GOES TO LOOK FOR FOOD #and hades pulls away. because she’s leaving him and he’s terrified. he’s terrified and turns it into anger because otherwise he’s helpless. #and orpheus doesn’t respond when eurydice leaves because he’s working—he’s working and he’s going to give her what he promised. #but she needs his help. she needs his help now—she needs his support and he isn’t there. #thinking about the moment she takes the ticket from hades and #it almost implies she starves. that she dies. that she starves to death trying to find food for them both #i promise you however unhinged i seem about this musical i am being purposefully restrained so i don’t spam you all too much orz #holy SHIT these tags are LONG #even for me this is ridiculous there’s a whole other post down here #high five to you for reading it ig damn #hadestown

[solradguy]

I'm so grateful that the only GG fans that care about the light novels are the ones that can be normal about things because Lightning the Argent goes from the rawest scenes of carnage imaginable to Ky Kiske doing something mildly religious like offering a short, silent, prayer for someone that got mangled to death by WMD dragons, and I just know that, in the wrong hands, those brief religious moments would generate the most annoying goddamn memes you could ever imagine

#textpost #I have a mountain of beef with catholicism specifically and am negative percent religious #But the punchline to so many Ky jokes is just “ha ha catholic” like come onnnnn get creative #Religion on its own isn't bad. Look instead at how an individual interacts with it and judge from there #Untapped potential in how Ky's consistently depicted praying to Mary/an unspecified female saint for example #Actually... How come I've never seen anyone analyze that aspect of his belief? #His parents died when he was pretty young (iirc) so their influence couldn't've been too much of a contributing factor in that #Maybe he was closer to his mom in the brief time he had with his parent(s)? #Almost all of the Holy Order knights/members they've ever shown have been male too #So I wonder if maybe it's more like the calm/uncombative protective presence of a sacred woman is comforting to him? #It's definitely a stark contrast to the types of things he's generally exposed to in his daily life in any case #Another interesting contrast is how much Sol DOESN'T like religion #He's got some sarcastic lines about God and stuff even pre-Gearification. Wonder what the story with that is... #Anyway Ky only expressing his religion in private moments is interesting to me too #I can't think of an instance where he ever forced it on someone else or tried to explain something as happening just because God willed it #He's smart and logical and yet he still has this spiritual component... #Man is his character is complex. Studying this blond kid under a microscope...

[kat-katharsis]

What messes me up the most about the genloss finale is that at the end while Ranboo was begging for us to kill him, his mask was flashing that entire time. It wasn't fully off, Ranboo wasn't fully in control of their own words during that, so we have no way of knowing if them begging for death was just Showfall messing with it again or not. We don't know what Ranboo's actual thoughts were during that time, no matter what, Showfall still had influence and ability to sway the votes.

Our choices never mattered

#btw I am blown away by the production quality of genloss #like holy shit huge round of applause for ranboo and everyone on the team #that was fucking incredible to whitness #genloss #generation loss #ranboo #genloss ranboo #generation loss ranboo #gl!ranboo #ranboo genloss #ranboo generation loss #genloss theory #generation loss theory #showfall #showfall media #me #mine #text #textpost

[no1raulesparzafan]

sam seaborn has kenergy

#saw one of those characters as textpost memes and his was 'guy who hears about any career and goes oh like barbie' & holy shit it's so true #also i luv the way he talks. like the way he pronounces his words is so specific and funny to me #i keep going 'i'm sam seaborne' doing an impression of him it makes me giggle #sam seaborn #IS THERE NO E AT THE END OF SEABORN omg. #let me fix the actual post then ig omg #the west wing #tww #kenergy #barbie 2023

[prefixsstars]

Akikasa ft Ena

#akikasa #everytime I make these they get longer and longer #project sekai #prjsk #proseka #tsukasa tenma #akito shinonome #shinonome akito #tenma tsukasa #shinonome ena #ena shinonome #vivid bad squad #wonderlands x showtime #NO WAIT HE DRAGGED HER NOT DRUGGED #HOLY SHIT HOLD ON #I LACK READUNG CIMPREHENDION #I THOUGHT IT SAID DRAGGED NOT DRUGGED #HELPPPP PLS IM SO SORRY #prefixsstars textpost #prefixsstars akikasa

[cyberpunkboytoy]

My DID-having ass is experiencing so much world-envy for the fictional country of Vaugarde I'm going to throw up

#Didn't realize how much I needed a society built around the concepts if change and reinvention but holy shit I do. I need it so bad. #The legally normal concept of being given multiple names to transition between or change to... #the societally accepted and easy ways to craft a new body... #the traditions built around reinvention and throwing away aspects of your old life that you wish to discard #that also acknowledge that reinvention involves the destruction of something else. & the grief from yourself or others that comes with that #literally have never resonated with anything to this level and I am YEARNING #like. my life would literally be so much easier in that society #the fact Vaugarde also highly values queerness of all kinds only helps #going insane over this world-building tbh konda wanna overthrow my government & rebuild my country in its image tbh #I am Decidedly Not Normal about this fake country #no spoilers if you respond to this btw. Not done with the game #In Stars And Time #hi dev I know you have a tumblr so if you see this: I love you #thank you for creating this world and letting me have a peek into it #they say we can't build a better world if we can't imagine what that world would look like and #now i can. I know what my ideal world looks like. #textpost

[weirdlyinsaneasss]

Virtual representation of me coping up with my life

#desiblr #desi memes #desi culture #dumb shit #desi tag #fresh memes #shitpost #textposts #funny shit #holy shit #relatable memes #tumblr memes #funny memes #best memes #thats me #memes #text posts #funny post #relatable #random shit #sarcasm #desi stuff

[certifiedcoffeeaddict]

sometimes the media consumes you. unfortunately

#hot ppl get sucked into the reality they only ever saw in written form #shen yuan #kim dokja #cale henituse #not the holy trinity yes but i havent finished sctir and there's no reverse media consumption happening in there as far as i remember #and shen qingqiu was literally right there so #textposts #queue things

[lislemons]

fully hold the belief that at one point ned and robert discussed who got to name their son after jon arryn and ned used this to his advantage with jon snow. he sat there for all of 5 mins pondering and went “well, robert will be distracted enough by the hair and name he won’t think about timelines.” the added benefit is that jon arryn was mildly offended that the bastard son was named after him but the firstborn heir was named after robert that he too ignores it. somewhere in hell rhaegar is screaming at ease in which ned pulls off claiming his son.

#asoiaf #asoiaf textpost #ned stark #asoiaf silly posting #i love how ned barely thought about jon besides “holy shit gotta raise this baby #like zero planning or foresight

[blaithnne]

Oh my god, so apparently yesterday a friend of mine ran into this girl called Johanna, and she had half blue half brown hair. I thought I'd tell you because as soon as she told me I was like, 'REAL LIFE LAUREN??' because the hair AND name was such an odd coincidence.

SHE’S REAL??????

#thank you SO much for telling me this anon this is amazing #and it is also. immensely funny to me #that I have infested some peoples brains so much that they meet a real life person and go holy shit Lauren moment? #what a joy it is to have created a oermananet association in a select few peoples brains with some specific colours #💙🤎 #one time my friends sister got their hair dyed brown and bru and they almost immmedetly messaged me like #LAUREN MOMENT !! #it was amazing #and it truly was a Lauren moment #forever and always #you have no idea how tempted I am to dye my hair brown and blue #anon #ask #ty for the ask! #textpost #hilda #hilda the series #netflix hilda #hilda netflix #Lauren hilda #Hilda lauren #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #sketch #shitpost #Sadie Shitposting

[braisedhoney]

i did not put finding a version of the phantom from the phantom of the opera so endearing it almost gave me heart palpitations on my 2023 bingo card but. here we are. i guess. damn.

#it's the 1990 miniseries version if anyone is curious #HOLY SHIT he's so??? nice?? and he cracks so many jokes #then again the bar is. quite low #but. my god #ney's idle chatter (random textposts) #no version of the phantom is immune to tragedy and this is not an exception but also he is hilarious #and maybe a little... unhinged #just a bit #comparatively #poto 1990 #cherik #which is his nickname/moniker #‘you’re magic too i think’ HELLO?? #anyway not at all a christine hater but man. the ending of that scene. hurted