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cntcrtainmcnt-blog · 6 years

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Look at me going for a batch of males this time. Also I got the complete Holy Trinities of Marvel Chrises and Toms, this is an accomplishment. Also I want all the plots for them.

CLINT FRAZIER looks an awful lot like CHRIS PRATT. HE is THIRTY-FIVE and while they're CARING, they have a tendency to get pretty CANTANKEROUS. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to BACON by NICK JONAS&TY DOLLA $IGN.

Think somewhere between Owen Brady and Peter Quill.

Comes from a large family, he was the middle child of 7 kids. Thankfully, his father had quite a good job, so while they were not rich, they were able to maintain themselves in the average.

Originally loved having a large family, but then it became too many human contacts, not to mention school, and he needed a break. He went to a zoo to catch a break and thought “maybe I should work with animals”.

Went into zoology, and now works at the Kola Zoo as a zoologist.

If he had to choose between getting stuck in a cage full of hungry lions and going to a fancy party, he would hands down pick the lions.

Cares more about animals than people. Unless, somehow, he likes you.

Also, I do not know why I picked that song for him, but I can 200% see him jam to it when there’s no one around.

(I wanna headcanon he has a pet racoon he named Rocket, can I headcanon that?)

EVERETT BARTON looks an awful lot like KIT HARINGTON. HE is TWENTY-NINE and while they're ADVENTUROUS, they have a tendency to get pretty RECKLESS. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to THE RAIDERS MARCH by JOHN WILLIAMS.

May I introduce you to the Indiana Jones of Kola?

Everett was born in Stowe, Vermont, but his father got a great offer to become a history teacher at Kola University, so he moved there with his parents when he was about 2. He actually considers himself as a true person from Kola.

His father gave him his love for history and artefacts, so it’s not surprising to learn he actually went into history in university.

Has always been kind of that pretty popular boy? Never really given it much thought though, he doesn’t really care about that.

After graduating, Rett(he prefers Rett to Everett a lot) found a job in a history museum, but through personal readings, discovered soe kind of mysterious artefact that hadn’t been retrieved yet. So you bet that dude went on an adventure to get it and bring it to the museum.

Which he did, and then they started taking an interest in paying him to go on such quests.

When he was 26, his father passed away, and the university proposed him to replace his late father. So he left the guide job at the museum, and now teaches history and gets paid to travel and find some undiscovered artefacts, what a dream.

FRANÇOIS “FRANK” ROY looks an awful lot like RYAN REYNOLDS. HE is THIRTY-EIGHT and while they're HONEST, they have a tendency to get pretty ARROGANT. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN by LULU.

Deadpool if Deadpool was French Canadian.

He was born in Gatineau, and it’s probably the place he stayed at the longest? His family only moved to Toronto when he was 6. And then they just started moving a lot. Mostly due to his father’s job. They didn’t have much money and they could only find shit jobs, so they’d often travel to seek better opportunities elsewhere.

Actually doesn’t remember when he crossed the border and moved to the States, he was probably like 11-12. But even then, they never settled.

During high school, he was that kid people made fun of because he was poor, but then proceeded to kick their sorry asses every time.

When he turned 18, he still didn’t settle, except he decided to go his own way instead of following his parents around. Never went to college, instead travelling the country and changing town nearly every 4 months.

Never stopped kicking asses, and was approached when he was 23 for a “job”. No, he didn’t kill that person, just a good beating. But then it evolved later on to the killing part.

Found Kola about 3 years ago, and hasn’t moved since. Making it the second place he stayed at for the longest. The reason for that is the incredible amount of possible “jobs” he can get there. (cue if anyone wants to have a place like that bar from Deadpool, let’s do it I’m so down for that).

Also, call him Frank, he hates François.

JACK “SCOTT” DANIELS looks an awful lot like TOM HOLLAND. HE is TWENTY and while they're INVENTIVE, they have a tendency to get pretty GOOFY. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to MEAN by TAYLOR SWIFT.

Okay first off, his parents were idiots who had him at 19 and thought calling him Jack was a good idea because then his name would be Jack Daniels. That was a mistake. He was picked on and laughed at a lot because of it, until he decided to go by the name of Scott.

A few years later, when he was 4, his parents had another kid, a daughter, they named Joy because they finally learned how to name kids.

Anyway, his family was poor, obvs, and all that got him through it were superheroes. He particularly loved Ant-Man(sue me) because of the technologies he used and found it intriguing.

That boy’s a big geek technology lover/major who actually wishes he can one day develop that same technology Ant-Man uses.

Highkey decided to be called Scott because of Ant-Man.

LEONARD “LEO” BURGESS looks an awful lot like CHRIS PINE. HE is THIRTY-THREE and while they're CHARMING, they have a tendency to get pretty EGOCENTRIC. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to WOMANIZER by BRITNEY SPEARS.

Actually shit. Son of a musician and an actress, they actually always wanted their son to because massively popular, even though he didn’t want that.

Was that popular asshole all the girls would swoon over during school, and he fucking loved that.

Honestly didn’t know what to do so he decided to give his parents’ dream a chance, and went on acting. Actually had a very brief career that ended with him quitting because as expected, he didn’t like it.

That’s when he started hanging around in bars and clubs and thought “wow I love that, gotta do it with my life”. Obvs his parents didn’t approve, but they accepted to help him. Not finance him, just help him promote his bar once it would open.

They kept their promises, tons of people showing up on opening night. But they were all fancy people with fancy clothes and fancy speech. He wanted something accessible for everyone.

He still pulled through with that bar until he had enough money to open another one, closer to a club than a bar. He kept both, because he’s greedy.

So he owns both a fancy bar and a nightclub.

Never committed into any relationships because what are those? He much prefers one night stands.

ROBERT JEFFERSON looks an awful lot like TOM HIDDLESTON. HE is THIRTY-FOUR and while they're DIGNIFIED, they have a tendency to get pretty RESTRAINED. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to NUMB by LINKIN PARK.

Robert is the son of a politician and a socialite. At an early age, he was expected to learn good manners and how to have eloquent speech, and all those qualities politicians need. He hated that, all he wanted was to be a normal kid playing in the park with all the other normal kids. But he couldn’t have that.

In school, he did try to be normal, that was his only chance. But people knew who he was, and only befriended him for his wealth. He quickly grew tired of it and started pushing people away, until people stopped trying to be nice to him. So he stopped being nice too.

BUT LITERALLY ALL HE WANTS IS SOMEONE TO LOVE HIM, NOT FOR HIS MONEY.

Since he couldn’t have the normal life he wanted, he decided to follow his father’s steps, just like he wanted. He hated that, but still his father had good hopes he could take his place once the time was there.

BUT IT STILL ISN’T AND THE OLD MAN IS STILL THERE, TREATING HIM LIKE HE’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

ALSO HE’S AN ACTUAL BIG SOFTIE SOMEONE BRING THAT OUT AND GIVE HIM A BETTER CAREER PATH.

#look at all them marvel men #minues chris pine and kit #but still hotties #fckit:intro

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cntcrtainmcnt-blog · 6 years

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Okay I have work tomorrow morning and then I’m leaving for the whole weekend to go to ComicCon, so I’m just posting this intro now and not doing any replies until I’m back. I’ll try to be around on the evenings to plot though, but it depends if we decide to go out to that HP bar or not, ya know? Anyway, this is getting long, so here’s an intro for my new child.

ps: I only need Chris Pratt to complete the Holy Trinity of Marvel Chrises... should I do it?

JULIAN SIMMONS looks an awful lot like CHRIS HEMSWORTH. HE is THIRTY-ONE and while they're DEBONAIR, they have a tendency to get pretty CRITICAL. You’ve probably seen them around Kola listening to SICK BOY by THE CHAINSMOKERS.

So this is the cliché love story of the agent falling for the actress. From which resulted Julian and a younger sibling(HELLO WANTED CONNECTION!!! MALE, FEMALE OR NB IS FINE BY ME!!!).

Okay so they were all kind of a close-knit family, but they obviously lived in the spotlights and followed by paparazzi. While Julian quite enjoyed it(he’d been brought on sets as a baby, and it never stopped) his sibling did not, and his father just wanted to raise their kids in peace. That caused a rift in his parents’ marriage, leading to a divorce.

Obviously, Julian loved being with his mom A LOT more than with his dad, and she was the one to push to get him to audition for a small role in a kids’ TV show. Which he got, and then it never stopped.

He was homeschooled, so his schedule wouldn’t conflict too much. Because as a teenager, his career just grew and grew.

He started being cast in teenage chick flicks, as the male lead, during his teenage years, and then moved to more adult ones as he grew up.

BUT he grew tired of always being the love interest, and so he pushed his agent to try and find him a role in another genre. And then he got a part in an action movie.

And now, he’s always only cast as the love interest or the action man, which is getting tiring. He would LOVE to explore new type of roles, but he’s rarely given the chance. So anyway, he’s starting to get bored of it because it’s nothing new and never out of his comfort zone.

Also hi, he’s Odette’s husband, married to years ago, and now it’s just falling apart. Even when they tried to save it, it didn’t work.

So he originally planned on staying in LA when she came back to Kola, but it took no time before he decided to follow her. Of course renting a place(lbh it’s probs a big apartment or something) of his own.

And to take care of it, and hope to make a come back with a brand new role or something, he’s put his career on hold while he’s in Kola. So Kola is now blessed with Hollywood’s hunk.

#fckit:intro #i HIGHKEY need to find a muse for a chris pratt now #i need the holy trinity #maybe i should do the toms too

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