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outtaguma day ago
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Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank.
FESTIVE SEASON 馃巹 HOME ALONE, dir. Chris Columbus (1990)
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americangirlstara day ago
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the american girl dolls if their family accidentally went on vacation without them
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daystilchristmas3 hours ago
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There's 22 Days Til Christmas!
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yupthatexists8 hours ago
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Airbnb may have just made their best listing ever. Just in time for the holidays, you and yours can now stay the night in the set used in the 90's classic Home Alone. The listing is part of a promotion for the new Disney+ film Home Sweet Home Alone. So as an added bonus Devin Ratray will reprise his role as Buzz and make a surprise visit. Unfortunately the airbnb listing is for one night only (December 12th), and interested guests will be put into a lottery draw for the chance to stay there. You have until December 7th to submit your interest.
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puntoevirgola98a day ago
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Mi piace vedere i tuoi post..
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Ti piace anche vedere me che faccio la cretina?!馃ぃ
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vomitpartyart5 hours ago
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home alone taught me at a young age not to trust cops
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o-kurwa9 months ago
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80sanimea year ago
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logicalbookthief11 months ago
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Christmas Movies Ranked by How Anti-Capitalist They Are
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It鈥檚 a Wonderful Life
Movies that make you want to pick a fight with the 1% and also weep with joy. Absolutely a classic and anti-capitalist at its very core. Will convince you we need to start oppressing landlords again.
鈥淛ust remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about... they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him. But to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle.鈥
SAY THAT!!! George Bailey said fuck landlords, all my homies hate landlords, they have NO rights. Local man believes poor people are human, dedicates his life to helping them, and in his time of the need literally the whole town comes together to support him and his family. Class solidarity ftw!
鈥淩emember no man is a failure who has friends.鈥 Bitch I CRY EVERY GODDAMN TIME.聽
10/10
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Home Alone
Soundtrack goes hard, the wacky hijinks even harder.聽
Loses points because the bandits had a prime opportunity to seize and redistribute some of the wealth from this ritzy Chicago neighborhood and instead they focus their energy on trying to kill an 8-year-old who outsmarts them at every turn.
2/10
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Elf
A family favorite in our house. Touches on the overworking and mistreatment of employees through Greenway Press 鈥 Walter forced to choose between being with his family on Christmas Eve or losing his job, it鈥檚 implied Deb has a pet grooming business on the side to makes ends meet despite being a receptionist at a NY publishing company, etc.
Honestly most of the points come from Jonie鈥檚 underrated yet highly relatable storyline. She works in retail, exhausted and cynical towards the high-paced Christmas season which gives her little to no relief or reward, since she鈥檚 surviving on ramen noodles and using the employee showers because her water was cut off. Not expanded on enough to be considered a true Marxist piece but the effort is appreciated.
5/10
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Although the meme is correct in that Rudolph鈥檚 red nose becomes desirable only once it proves to be useful, it does get points for exposing the harmful nature of forced conformity and those alienated by these capitalist ideals -- Rudolph, Hermie, the island of misfit toys -- are given a place to belong despite the perceived 鈥渇laws鈥 that before made them undesirable.
Also the elves definitely have a free dental-plan now thanks to Hermie and are hopefully on their way to unionizing. Fucking superb you funky little misfit.
6/10
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Klaus (2019)
Turns a member of the bourgeoisie into a man I鈥檇 trust to carry my mail. Respect for postal workers this movie contains was ahead of its time.
聽No direct takedown of the establishment but a heartwarming message -- 鈥淎 true selfless act always sparks another鈥 bITCH I may be crying -- that emphasizes the importance of giving to others even when there is no selfish motivation to do so, which is inherently anti-capitalist.聽聽
8/10
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The Santa Clause
Scott Calvin starts as a toy executive who takes part in the commercialization of Christmas. He was probably a business major so automatically loses points.
The Santa dynasty itself seems to operate under the cutthroat rules of the business world where you must overthrow (or in this case, throw him off the roof) the former CEO in order to seize power.聽
Elves have not unionized or seized the means of production by the end.
0/10
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A Christmas Carol聽
THE ORIGINAL. Charles Dickens was not even in the neighborhood of fucking around with this one. CREATED the anti-capitalist Christmas genre!!
Rich man treats his employees like shit and gets terrorized by three ghosts on Christmas Eve. Force him to redistribute his wealth by dragging him through a montage of his most epic fails -- oh, hey, remember when your fianc茅 left you? -- and make him listen as all his employees and relatives complain about his stingy ass.聽
They end this slideshow by throwing this dude into his own grave. DIRECT ACTION.聽
Like damn, the ghosts really said, 鈥淚f you hoard your resources and ignore those in need when you could directly improve/save lives with no cost to yourself, you will die ALONE and you WILL pay for your crimes in hell.鈥 Literally watching this movie is a catharsis for anyone who is or has been poor and working class.聽
I鈥檓 including all versions of this movie but a special shout out to the Muppet version because it fucks the hardest.聽
100/10
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Listen I鈥檓 not even in realms of joking with this one. This movie is THE anti-capitalist film of the holiday season.聽
WhoVille commercializing Christmas and a fixation on consumer culture to the point where anything and anyONE who cannot be commodified -- aka the GRINCH -- is alienated? The Whos rediscovering that people should be cherished over material items once it all is stolen and they must confront how empty the holiday has become??
Cindy Lou becoming disillusioned in Christmas -- at an age that coincides when many children (those who celebrate Christmas at least) lost belief in Santa and had to wrestle with what the holiday means with the magic gone and they鈥檙e more aware of the rampant consumerism that taints the season?? Her resolve to find a meaning that goes beyond material consumption because if a holiday founded on goodwill doesn鈥檛 extend that goodwill to everyone, even those society deems undesirable, then what鈥檚 the point???
The Grinch despising Christmas because he is unable to participate and isolated from the Whos and also the better qualities within himself? His alienation serving to demonize him further as it allows the public to narrow his valid criticisms of the holiday down to him being different and thus inherently predisposed to evil?? And hmm isn鈥檛 it interesting that a LOT of this demonization comes via Mayor Augustus 鈥済enerously paid for by the tax-payers of Whoville鈥 Maywho, Mr. 1% himself.
The upper vs working class divide evident in the light show competition between Martha May and Betty Lou Who?? The opening scene of the shopping frenzy that mirrors our own consumerist culture and overworking of retail/poster workers??? This entire monologue:
鈥淭hat's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about. Gifts, gifts... gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice... the avarice never ends! 鈥業 want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.鈥"聽
MARXIST KING. MENTION IT ALL.
1000/10
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clverewing17 days ago
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COUNTDOWN UNTIL CHRISTMAS聽馃
Would you please tell him instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Lenny and Jeff.And my aunt and my cousins, and if he has time my uncle Frank okay.
鈻 Day 15/54 鈻 HOME ALONE (1990), dir. Chris Columbus
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