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stephaniejuhnay · 5 months
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I just watched Home Sweet Home Alone and I regret it. And I fast forwarded through chunks of it. I love a lot of the people in this movie but ugh. What a stinker.
The conceit of Home Alone is that while the kid is a little bit of a brat, he’s actually justified in his bratty behavior. His family sucks, folks pick on him bc he’s the youngest, etc. The movie doesn’t work when the kid’s an asshole tho and you create a plot to sympathize with the villains. The whole movie being a misunderstanding makes it….not fun? And the fact that the kid is just a plain jerk for no reason? No redeeming qualities. Blah. And then they end up taking care of him?!?! 🤮😂
It’s also hard to believe these two parents with legit careers are this stupid. Like the whole VR scene is CRAZY. It was very easy to believe Harry and Marv were idiots, but the suspension of disbelief for this one was too much for me.
It was cool I guess that they had Buzz tho? Ugh. This almost ruined my Christmas mood. I will cleanse with an original film rewatch even tho I just watched them today.
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pauldouglasonline · 1 year
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Paul Douglas’s Christmas Message 2022
Paul Douglas’s Christmas Message 2022
Paul Douglas, BSc (1st Class Honours) delivers his first Christmas Message to the nation and the commonwealth. And indeed, the world. A brand new, totally insufferable Christmas Tradition is born! Merry Christmas, folks! (more…)
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Home Sweet Home Alone (2021, Dan Mazer)
17/12/2021
Home Sweet Home Alone is a 2021 film directed by Dan Mazer, sixth chapter of the Home Alone saga that began with Home Alone.
Agent Buzz McCallister (brother of Kevin McCallister, the protagonist of the original film), arrives, but Pam manages to distract him.
On August 6, 2019, Disney Executive Chairman Bob Iger announced that a new film in the Home Alone series, titled Home Alone, was in development. In October, Dan Mazer entered negotiations to direct the film, with a screenplay co-written by Mikey Day and Streeter Seidell. Hutch Parker and Dan Wilson served as producers.
In April 2020, it was announced that Macaulay Culkin, who played Kevin McCallister in the first two films, would reprise his role in a cameo appearance; in October 2021, Culkin denied his involvement in the film. In August 2021, it was announced that Devin Ratray, who played Buzz McCallister in the first two films, would appear.
The film was released on Disney+ on November 12, 2021.
On Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 15% based on 71 reviews, while on IMDB the film has a rating of 3.6/10 out of 15,649 reviews.
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rye-views · 5 months
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Home Sweet Home Alone (2021) dir. Dan Mazer. 7.4/10
I would not recommend this movie to my friends. I would not rewatch this movie.
Max is doing some dangerous things to enjoy being home alone. The thumbtack tricks are so terrible.
That blue vein whale fact was interesting.
Pam improv'd with that cop so smoothly. She was born for this. Ellie Kemper was also casted well.
Can you believe we just broke that lego structure like that?
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thepunktheory · 5 months
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Home Sweet Home Alone
Hello, everybody!I feel like after movie #5 somebody must have come to the realization that these Home Alone sequels are a bad idea. For almost ten blessed years we were safe. And then somebody at Disney decided that what we are missing is a sixth film for the franchise… The Plot (according to Rotten Tomatoes): Max Mercer is a mischievous and resourceful young boy who has been left behind while…
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sasa-chan · 5 months
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Day 07:
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Home Alone: The Holiday Heist [2012]
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Home Sweet Home Alone [2021]
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g4zdtechtv · 5 months
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Sadly, no. I am not kidding.
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Home Sweet Home Alone (2021)
"I just stepped on a Lego. It's the most painful thing in the world."
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rangpurcity · 1 year
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FILM REVIEW: 'Home Sweet Home Alone' should be left alone
FILM REVIEW: ‘Home Sweet Home Alone’ should be left alone
Home sweet Home Alone: Two things are seen in Hollywood films, either there is a lot of display of special effects, computer graphics, or technology, or they keep making the second, third, fourth part of a successful film, until there is more of that sugarcane. It is not possible to extract juice. “Home sweet Home Alone” released on Disney Hotstar is one such film. In 1990, a film production and…
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affinityraee · 1 year
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Oh and I forgot why is Kenan Thompson just have a little scene and like just show up
He should of has a bigger role
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redhatmeg · 1 year
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And so I've watched all Home Alone movies.
Of course, nothing can compare to the original Home Alone 1 and 2. It always be one of the classics. All subsequent sequels are miles away from it...
But it doesn't mean all of them are bad. In fact, when I was rewatching Home Alone 3 and 4, I came to conclusion they have some nice elements and as kids movies they work pretty well. Even The Holiday Heist had good qualities and I liked it.
However, Home Sweet Home Alone is bad. It had some good ideas, like the McKenzies and Max's imagination, but it lacks in characterization of the protagonist. And it really wants to be connected to the original but it's superficial and looks more like a cash grab.
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pawfulofwaffles · 6 months
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Heal your inner child...
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vimbry · 3 months
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it's sad how many reviews and stuff around tmbg seem to centre linnell as the sole dark and creepy writer of the band, never really crediting flansburgh too. do "hide away folk family," "dirt bike," "rabid child," "black ops," "cloisonné" mean nothing to them, smh.
#tmbg#this rigid dichotomy they tend to get forced into even tho linnell has written some happier songs and flansburgh plenty horrific ones#I'll be honest tho. I fully went into tmbw-interp-tab conspiracy when I first heard ''sleeping in the flowers'' lmao#I thought that song was about somebody getting murdered#the title seemed like a euphemism to me#it's actually. according to flansburgh. just about getting high in central park#and it's inspired by itchycoo park by the small faces which I knew and loved before and it's GREAT go listen to that. it's '60s psychedelia#so the lyrics are prob fantasising about spending time with the crush and essentially playfully talking sweet nothings together#bc they're stoned and in love#but honestly I thought ''you proclaim that you're an island. I proclaim that I'm one too''#''I declare that I am england. you declare that I have drowned''#sounded to me like someone trying to get away and be alone but the other person not getting the hint#esp bc the narrator introduces themself as not wanting to be ''known as the creep''#the part about getting a ride home with a drunk guy ''who showed me how to spin my head round and round''#sounded like the driver helping them get their story straight/take their mind off it#and the narrator feels they came across as ungrateful about their advice in their shocked state#plus the way the instrumental between the verses and chorus changes from fuzzy and gritty to lighthearted brass#like it's catching you off-guard#but it's not about any of that it's about being high#anyway none of that is an example of a genuinely creepy flansburgh song but
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talos-stims · 4 months
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cozy..place on tt | source
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skyloftian-nutcase · 5 months
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I posted a sketch of Abel being happy so now I guess the tax must be paid and he must have angst again
It didn't take long for the excitement to wear off.
The outburst started gently, at least. Link wandered anxiously, hands held out in front of him as if he were going to grab something or play with something, and then he wrung them nervously. He sniffled, eyes widening and watering.
"Link?" Abel prompted, putting the last of his armor on his bed.
And that was all it took. Abel stared in alarm as his little boy burst into tears, catching the attention of their roommate, Norri, who flinched.
“I want to go home,” Link cried.
Abel knelt down to be at eye level with the boy, trying to settle him quickly. “Link, we can’t go home.”
“But I want to go home!”
“I know,” Abel acknowledged, putting his hands on the little one’s shoulders. Link’s eyes were puffy now, his face red as he stood there and sobbed. “I know you do. But we can’t go home. We have to stay here.”
“I want Mama!”
Abel’s heart clenched. For a moment he couldn’t speak, emotions drowning his voice, but Link’s wails pierced through the fog, and he felt the hair on the back of his neck stand up as Norri began to look agitated.
Quickly picking his boy up, he hastened outside, pressing Link’s face to his shoulder both to wipe his tears and try to muffle his cries as he whispered again, “Link, calm down. We can’t go home. I told you we would be here a while.”
It was ridiculous to assume a four-year-old would truly understand his words when he had explained the trip and he knew it. It was foolish to think this was going to be fine. But he had hoped… after running into the king himself had managed to not be disastrous, and after Link had spent two days wandering without incident, he’d hoped it would be all right.
Link cried louder, legs wiggling as he started to progress to a full-on meltdown. Abel held on to him helplessly. Tilieth always had more patience for these moments, always knew how to soothe their child when he himself didn’t know how to do so. Abel was of no use in this situation – he expressed his emotions so differently, so quietly in comparison to that of a child. He tried to remember what his sisters did, but Ama always focused outward on their younger sister, and he’d never really figured out how to calm Shola down so much as just argue with her. So he… had no experience in this.
“Link,” Abel said helplessly as he finally made it outside to avoid causing a ruckus in the palace. “Link, settle down. We can’t go home; you have to accept that.”
No matter what words Abel chose, Link wouldn’t accept that. He repeated his displeasure continuously, so much so that Abel was afraid he’d wake all of Zora’s Domain. He tried to hide in a corner somewhere, climbing one of the passageways that twirled around the Domain, ignoring the damp chill that began to settle through his light undertunic and trousers. Link didn’t seem to notice it, though he felt the little boy’s fingers steadily turn to icicles.
Frustration started to pull at him. He couldn’t calm his child, he couldn’t get him to be quiet, he was screaming in his ear—it wasn’t as if Abel himself didn’t want to see Tilieth, as if he weren’t worrying about his wife who was on death’s door with illness—
Abel, stop. He’s a child.
And? He’d stared at his dead father’s face, smelled the stench of rotting flesh despite the perfumes liberally poured around him, all when he was a child. He’d watched it kill his mother slowly for two years before she finally joined him.
You were eight at that point. He’s four. He doesn’t understand and you know that.
The frustration grew, though, despite his arguments, despite him knowing that his boy couldn’t help this. Perhaps it was just because he was angry at himself for even thinking about this, for ever suggesting and fighting for bringing a four-year-old child to a diplomatic mission, for having to shoulder the responsibility of the entire family while his wife was dying—
Abel bit his lip until it bled, trying to ignore the sobs coming from his son. Instead, he held him tightly, rocking back and forth, out of words, out of patience, out of emotions, out of everything. His repeated whispers devolved into hushes, offering what little comfort he could. It didn’t feel like nearly enough. It never felt like enough.
Link cried himself into exhaustion, his wailing finally settling into hiccups, and Abel released a full breath, having been rigid as a board for what felt like an hour. Slowly, hesitantly, he started making his way back to the central part of the Domain, thankful for the lack of people in the area, but hesitated before going to the palace. He himself was too full of emotions and energy now, and he knew he couldn’t sleep. Instead, he tucked Link more closely to the center of his chest, head right under his chin, and continued to sway back and forth with a light bounce to his knees. He wandered aimlessly, mind helplessly full of cotton and unable to process words anymore, before he found himself in front of the statue of Hylia.
It was a small statue, carved in the luminous stones of the area, giving it an ethereal glow. Some aquatic plant was adorning her head like a crown. It was lopsided, like a child had placed it there and wasn’t quite tall enough to get it right.
Abel slid to the ground, back against the railing behind him, Link held ever so closely. The boy was limp with exhaustion, asleep and warm in the embrace. Abel shivered.
He had no words to offer in a prayer. Instead, he just stared. Hylia smiled serenely back.
Abel stayed there, in a strange trance, overwhelmed and underwhelmed, energized and exhausted, until the sun started to reflect on the sparkling stones.
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sasa-chan · 1 year
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Day 14: Home Sweet Home Alone
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